otp: stop

anonymous asked:

¸.•*¨*✧♡✧You have been visited by the Caryl smut fairy✧♡✧*¨*•.¸When Daryl (despite trying really hard not to) comes before Carol, he takes her by surprise as he slowly starts kissing a trail down her neck,gently sucking on her nipples,his tongue slithering over her taut belly,down to her slick folds. He doesn't mind tasting himself there;He loves that she lets him come inside her. When her moans intensify he slides in two fingers,massaging her deeply, and makes her climax so hard she sees stars.

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Things to not say to someone who is asexual:

1. “Oh so you mean you don’t like anyone?” /sigh/ I like people I just don’t want to have sex with them…
2. “So you’re like, lesbian/gay?” No… Just… No…
3. “I think I might be asexual too.” Really? Because I see you flirt and hit on like every guy you see. No.
4. “Do you hate sex?” Omg, don’t get me started on the ignorance of this. No I don’t want to have sex with people. Doesn’t mean I don’t like it. I don’t find people sexy. Like at all. Doesn’t mean I have no sex drive.
5. “What if you get married? Will you guys just not have sex?” To be honest, none of your business. But, since you asked, we may have sex, may not. Depends on the person I marry IF I get married at all.

When in doubt SHUT UP.