otp: she's hot

So…which one of your OTP is dumb enough to ask if a lightbulb that’s been on all day is hot, and then proceed to test it by pressing their finger hard against the top of the bulb as long as they can before screaming, while the other person just watches in silence like ‘wtaf’?

anonymous asked:

Sherlolly librarian au

“Could I take this out, please?”

Molly turned around and nearly tripped over her own feet as she rushed over to assist her outrageously handsome customer; she was more than a little confused when she found a small slip of paper waiting for her.

“Sir, this is a blank piece of paper.”

“Yes,” Sherlock smirked, exuding confidence as he leaned closer, “I’m going to need your name and phone number.”

send a ship, an au and I’ll write a four three sentence fic

coffeepath  asked:

Sherlolly arranged marriage victorianlock

“I thought I made it quite clear, I have no need for a wife!”

Mycroft merely smiled, nodding at the door of their lavish library, “Miss Hooper, how nice of you to join us.”

Sherlock turned, taking one look at his future bride - dressed in a dazzling emerald gown, hair loose and falling down her back, smiling shyly - before frowning at his brother, “well played.”

send a ship, an au and I’ll write a three sentence fic

widowmaker is assigned to assess tracer after their run in. the task is simple; decide if tracer is a worthy threat and eliminate her if she is

so, the first day widowmaker perches on top of a tall building and watches tracer go for her morning jog–which she notes as peculiar since tracer’s powers let her move faster than anyone else.

day two is cold and widow notes two things; tracer likes her aviator glasses and she has an assortment of scarves.

day three, widow watches tracer help an old lady across the street and, when the old lady realizes who tracer is, blames her/overwatch failures for their world’s problems

widow considers putting the old woman to her coffin early.

day four; tracer goes to have dinner with a cute girl, who seems nice but they lack any kind of chemistry. the girl flinches away when tracer shows her the chronal accelerator…tracer goes back to her flat, walking slowly.

widowmaker watches from her perch as tracer undresses, briefly takes off her accelerator to collapse against her wall. widow watches as tracer fazes in and out of existence, holding onto herself

day five, widow deems tracer “not a threat”.

anonymous asked:

scourge what would you dirve if you had to (i'd pick a camaro)

She’s a Benelli Tre-K 1130~ Four stroke, three cylinder 1130cc engine.Six speed transmission. Aluminum tubular frame so she’s light and twitchy~

She’s the prettiest ride anybody could ask for.

Except for me, obviously~ ♥

Imagine Person A is an artist and they’re out in public drawing a picture of Person B when Person B isn’t around. Some stranger walks up to Person A’s drawing at points to the drawing, saying, “Oh my god, this person is so hot!” Person A remains silent and blushes furiously, then quickly holds the drawing to their chest so the stranger can’t see it.