They look like two smartass asshole students: Bruce dragging the professor over mathematical error and Tony being super proud mom friend and watching his smol friend become a sassy prick he always knew he could be.
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Pairings: Science Bros Bruce X Reader Tony X Pepper
Summary: Tony and Bruce discover a pregnancy test and they need to figure out who it belongs too.
“Have you noticed Pep and Y/N have been spending a lot of time together recently?”
Bruce looked up from his work, quirking a brow at his friend. “They are friends Tony, that’s not exactly anything new.”
“Okay but hear me out big man. What if they are cheating on us.”
With each other!”
“You can’t tell me that wouldn’t be hot!”
Tony rolled his eyes at Bruce, put his screwdriver down and stood up.
“You know how I got to where I am today. I trusted my gut feelings. Something is going on with those two and I’m going to get to the bottom of it!” He announced dramatically as he made his way to the door.
“I want no part in this!” Bruce managed to call out before Tony left hearing range. The last thing he wanted was to be on the bad side of two of the most amazing women he ever had the pleasure of meeting.
Bruce scrolled down some schematics on his Starkpad relishing in the peace and quiet. He loved Tony, he did, but it was so rare that he could just have a moment to himself with no interup-
“I KNEW IT!”
Bruce sighed and took of his glasses to rub at his eyes as Tony came swaggering in proudly.
“Something WAS going on.”
“Alright Tony, you were right. You going to tell me what I was wrong about?”
Tony stood in silence for a few moments, grinning smugly and basking in his own ray of right before his hand slammed down a wad of tissue paper onto the bench, wrapped inside it he saw the + on the side of a pregnancy stick.
Bruce blinked as he looked down at the stick in mild disgust and then up at Tony.
“So Pepper is pregnant? Congratulations.”
“Correction, ONE of them is pregnant!”
“Tony we both know I can’t have children.”
“But do you REALLY know that or did you just assume?”
Bruce stayed quiet as Tony continued his speech.
“Did you run any tests? Sure it should be impossible with your radiation but the same could be said about you being alive.”
“I see what you’re trying to say but the chances of that happening are-”
“What if Y/N has some weird alien physiology that bypasses the radiation!? You already tested to see if she could be with you without getting poisoned, so why can’t this be a possibility?”
“Do you really just not want Pepper to be pregnant that much…?” Bruce mumbled out. Y/N being pregnant? Impossible. No reason to get his hopes up for nothing.
“What if you have xenomorph babies!?” Tony slammed his hands on the desk as his face dropped, imagining the weaponry he could create to fight off a gamma radiated xenomorph Queen. He would definitely look good in a power loader.
“I’m just going to ask her when she gets home.”
“About having xenomorph babies?” Tony questioned, he had slipped his hand under his tank top and pretended to have it try to burst from his chest.
“About if she’s pregnant!” Bruce frowned, huffing at Tony’s antics.
“What if Pep is pregnant?” Tony asked in a small voice, all his previous enthusiasm gone. “I’d be a terrible father…”
“No you wouldn’t Tony.”
“My dad was. I can’t imagine the apple falls far from the tree.”
“You aren’t going to turn into your father Tony.”
“How can you know that?”
“Because if Y/N is pregnant I’m not going to turn into mine.” Bruce gritted his teeth as he spoke, clenching his fist tightly. Tony saw this and immediately changed the subject.
“I bet if it’s mine he’s going to be a genius. Just like me. A little future genius ladies man.” Tony smirked, imagining a mini Stark running around. “He wouldn’t be stupid like me either, he’d have Pepper’s genes to take care of that.”
“What if you have a daughter?”
Tony’s face drained of all colour. “Then I would have to eradicate the male population.”
Bruce was a little worried at how serious Tony sounded before letting his own thoughts take over.
“I wouldn’t mind having a daughter.”
Bruce and Tony spent the next few hours sitting in the lab, any work long abandoned in favour of discussing their hypothetical children and their hypothetical accomplishments.
“All I’m saying is Mini Iron Man and Lil Hulkette could become the greatest superhero duo known to earth.
“Ideally it would turn out like Jen and even if it changes it’ll keep its personality.”
“Hey boys!” Y/N called out smiling as she and Pepper entered the lab.
Tony scrambled to his feet and rushed to grip onto Pepper’s shoulders tightly, startling both the women.
“I can’t take it anymore! Which one of you is pregnant?!”
Pepper and Y/N looked at each other in shock. Pepper’s face quickly scrunched into an annoyed expression, leave it to Tony to go through the bin in the bathroom. Y/N smiled shyly as she placed her hands delicately on her stomach.
Everything was silent. It seemed as if everyone was waiting on somebody else’s reaction. No one seemed to know what to do.
“Br-Bruce?!” Y/N ran over to Bruce who had fainted while Pepper lightly slapped Tony who had started chuckling to himself.
“Bruce are you okay?” Y/N gently shook him, lightly slapping his cheek.
“You-you’re actually pregnant?”
She nodded slowly, she didn’t anticipate this reaction, honestly she hardly anticipated any particular reaction so she didn’t exactly know how to handle this.
Her fears melted away when Bruce smiled, he leaned forward, cupping her cheek and gently kissed her.
I never understood that saying. Right as rain. How is rain right? Or wrong, for that matter? Okay, I suppose if there's a flood it's wrong, and speaking of floods, or just being overwhelmed, what's it like to have an arc reactor?
Wow. Y'know, next to you, I am downright linear.