otp: science bros

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PLEASE GIVE ME SOME GAY ASS FANFICS OF THE SHIP TAGS LISTED BELOW AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. ALSO, I DON’T CARE IF IT’S SMUT OR NOT, JUST GIVE IT TO ME.

Science Bros

There is so much chemistry for Tony and Bruce in the comic like…

Don’t worry Tony have clothes on even though u can only see the towel

<3

they bicker about the most ridiculous thing even if they’re both super genius :>

Tony even get along with the Hulk ;v; he laugh back OMG

idk they just kinda razzle dazzle ;)

and then the hug

and also bridal style

Look at brucie tryna protect Tony tee hee~ see that hand :’>

Im sure this is no where near all i need mmooaaarrr!!!

i just went through and unfollowed a whole load of inactive blogs and i’m back down to following less than 300 blogs and that’s just not enough for me, so reblog/like if you post:

  • captain america
  • thor
  • stucky/science bros/sharonnat
  • harry potter/the marauders
  • wolfstar/wolfstarbucks
  • welcome to night vale/cecilos
  • iZombie
  • the penumbra podcast/juno steel/jupeter
  • the bright sessions
  • Dirk Gently’s hollistic detective agency (netflix show)

and I’ll check your blog out. No need to follow back, and if i don’t follow you it’ll just be because you post other stuff i don’t want to see (not because you’re not great i’m sure you’re really great) Thanks!

You're Actually Pregnant?

Pairings:
Science Bros
Bruce X Reader
Tony X Pepper

Summary: Tony and Bruce discover a pregnancy test and they need to figure out who it belongs too.

“Have you noticed Pep and Y/N have been spending a lot of time together recently?”

Bruce looked up from his work, quirking a brow at his friend. “They are friends Tony, that’s not exactly anything new.”

“Okay but hear me out big man. What if they are cheating on us.”

“Tony?”

With each other!”

“Tony!”

“You can’t tell me that wouldn’t be hot!”

“Be serious!”

Tony rolled his eyes at Bruce, put his screwdriver down and stood up.

“You know how I got to where I am today. I trusted my gut feelings. Something is going on with those two and I’m going to get to the bottom of it!” He announced dramatically as he made his way to the door.

“I want no part in this!” Bruce managed to call out before Tony left hearing range. The last thing he wanted was to be on the bad side of two of the most amazing women he ever had the pleasure of meeting.

——————————

Bruce scrolled down some schematics on his Starkpad relishing in the peace and quiet. He loved Tony, he did, but it was so rare that he could just have a moment to himself with no interup-

“I KNEW IT!”

Bruce sighed and took of his glasses to rub at his eyes as Tony came swaggering in proudly.

“Something WAS going on.”

“Alright Tony, you were right. You going to tell me what I was wrong about?”

Tony stood in silence for a few moments, grinning smugly and basking in his own ray of right before his hand slammed down a wad of tissue paper onto the bench, wrapped inside it he saw the + on the side of a pregnancy stick.

Bruce blinked as he looked down at the stick in mild disgust and then up at Tony.

“So Pepper is pregnant? Congratulations.”

“Correction, ONE of them is pregnant!”

“Tony we both know I can’t have children.”

“But do you REALLY know that or did you just assume?”

Bruce stayed quiet as Tony continued his speech.

“Did you run any tests? Sure it should be impossible with your radiation but the same could be said about you being alive.”

“I see what you’re trying to say but the chances of that happening are-”

“What if Y/N has some weird alien physiology that bypasses the radiation!? You already tested to see if she could be with you without getting poisoned, so why can’t this be a possibility?”

“Do you really just not want Pepper to be pregnant that much…?” Bruce mumbled out. Y/N being pregnant? Impossible. No reason to get his hopes up for nothing.

“What if you have xenomorph babies!?” Tony slammed his hands on the desk as his face dropped, imagining the weaponry he could create to fight off a gamma radiated xenomorph Queen. He would definitely look good in a power loader.

“I’m just going to ask her when she gets home.”

“About having xenomorph babies?” Tony questioned, he had slipped his hand under his tank top and pretended to have it try to burst from his chest.

“About if she’s pregnant!” Bruce frowned, huffing at Tony’s antics.

“What if Pep is pregnant?” Tony asked in a small voice, all his previous enthusiasm gone. “I’d be a terrible father…”

“No you wouldn’t Tony.”

“My dad was. I can’t imagine the apple falls far from the tree.”

“You aren’t going to turn into your father Tony.”

“How can you know that?”

“Because if Y/N is pregnant I’m not going to turn into mine.” Bruce gritted his teeth as he spoke, clenching his fist tightly. Tony saw this and immediately changed the subject.

“I bet if it’s mine he’s going to be a genius. Just like me. A little future genius ladies man.” Tony smirked, imagining a mini Stark running around. “He wouldn’t be stupid like me either, he’d have Pepper’s genes to take care of that.”

“What if you have a daughter?”

Tony’s face drained of all colour. “Then I would have to eradicate the male population.”

Bruce was a little worried at how serious Tony sounded before letting his own thoughts take over.

“I wouldn’t mind having a daughter.”

——————————-

Bruce and Tony spent the next few hours sitting in the lab, any work long abandoned in favour of discussing their hypothetical children and their hypothetical accomplishments.

“All I’m saying is Mini Iron Man and Lil Hulkette could become the greatest superhero duo known to earth.

“Ideally it would turn out like Jen and even if it changes it’ll keep its personality.”

“Hey boys!” Y/N called out smiling as she and Pepper entered the lab.

Tony scrambled to his feet and rushed to grip onto Pepper’s shoulders tightly, startling both the women.

“I can’t take it anymore! Which one of you is pregnant?!”

Pepper and Y/N looked at each other in shock. Pepper’s face quickly scrunched into an annoyed expression, leave it to Tony to go through the bin in the bathroom. Y/N smiled shyly as she placed her hands delicately on her stomach.

Everything was silent. It seemed as if everyone was waiting on somebody else’s reaction. No one seemed to know what to do.

THUD

“Br-Bruce?!” Y/N ran over to Bruce who had fainted while Pepper lightly slapped Tony who had started chuckling to himself.

“Bruce are you okay?” Y/N gently shook him, lightly slapping his cheek.

“You-you’re actually pregnant?”

She nodded slowly, she didn’t anticipate this reaction, honestly she hardly anticipated any particular reaction so she didn’t exactly know how to handle this.

Her fears melted away when Bruce smiled, he leaned forward, cupping her cheek and gently kissed her.

“You’re actually pregnant.”

Library AUs
  • You’re in my spot AU
  • It’s a week before finals and you’re actually sitting in front of one of the computers on a laptop??//??
  • You found me crying in the corner because I have no idea what my assignment even is
  • You keep requesting the book I need so I can’t have it the whole time and we leave each other passive aggressive notes in the margins
  • “Can you please help me reach the book up there? I’m too short to reach it and you’re the hottest tall person I’ve seen around”
  • I don’t mean to sound like a creep but I couldn’t help but notice you borrowed my favourite book and I just wanted to tell you that you’ll love it
  • I don’t mean to sound like a creep but I couldn’t help but notice you borrowed my least favourite book and I just wanted to tell you that you’re gonna hate it
  • Your headphones aren’t plugged in all the way and I can hear your music
  • I fell asleep and you’re the person who woke me up when the library started closing