*Bruce arriving back on earth at Stark Tower*
Bruce: Tony, you’ll never believe where I’ve been! I went to two different planets Sakaar and Asgard! On Sakaar they worshiped Hulk like a god and I lived in the house of this guy called the Grand Master, he was some ‘Elder of the universe’, I don’t really know the details, but everyone loved me! But then Thor showed up and I learnt to fly an alien spaceship and flew it through a collapsing neutron star called ‘the Devils Anus’ and it took us to Asgard. Then I jumped out of the ship and landed on my face and everyone thought I was dead but I transformed into the Big Guy and fought this giant wolf thing. We didn’t get to spend long on Asgard though because it was destroyed by a huge fiery demon man, who I punched in the face by the way! So much happened, I have so many PHD’s to start writing! What have you been doing!?
Tony: Oh, you know… stuff.