otp: practically married

Andrew: “I hate you. Every inch of you.”

Andrew: *promises he’ll protect Neil*
Andrew: *literally agrees on anything Neil asks him to do*
Andrew: *gives Neil car, room and heart keys*
Andrew: *lets Neil drive his car*
Andrew: *buys Neil clothes*
Andrew: *kisses Neil*
Andrew: *lets Neil touch him*
Andrew: *asks Neil to stay*
Andrew: *blows Neil*
Andrew: *wraps plastic bags on Neil’s injuries so he won’t hurt them in the shower*
Andrew: *showers with Neil*
Andrew: *chokes Kevin for Neil*
Andrew: *fights a fed just to see Neil*
Andrew: *threatens Abby because she wanted to touch Neil*
Andrew: *helps Neil through his panic attack*
Andrew: *stops taking crackers dust because Neil said so*
Andrew: *chooses Neil over his brother*
Andrew: *answers Neil’s questions about his past*
Andrew: *breaks Riko’s arm for Neil*
Andrew: *lets Neil pull him in*

Andrew: “There is no ‘This’. This is nothing.”

never thought id be this obsessed with disney characters. theyve been upping the gay.

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What else is important to you? What else tells me that your sister means enough for you to make a real sacrifice? Oh…

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That’s right! I should have used my air magic to begin with… how embarrassing!

REASONS WHY I CAN’T GET OVER THIS SCENE:

#SHE’S ALL WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE #HE’S ALL DAHHLING I HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL #THE ANGRY CONCERN ON HER FACE #THE SMIRK ON HIS COS HER CONCERN IS ADORBS #LIKE A FRIKKEN MARRIED COUPLE #WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GETTING YOURSELF HURT #BABY I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF #BUT WE HAVE A BABY ON THE WAY #YOU NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF #HE’S LOVING HER CONCERN #SHE’S READY TO CLAW OUT EVERY WITCHES EYES #PLUS HE’S SUCH A POSER #HANDS ON HIPS ELIJAH SRSLY #ALL THE BETTER FOR WIFEY TO OBSERVE YOUR FLAWLESS!BOD #PRACTICALLY MARRIED TBH #BBS BE PERF


HOW TO INTERPRET THE DANCE SCENE:

hayley: it is weird being back here
elijah: not unpleasant i hope? (elijah!flirt)
hayley: not entirely (coy flick of the eyes i.e. hayley!flirt)
elijah: are you entirely sure you shouldn’t be here with us? (see: elijah actually asking, with me, not with us)
hayley: why elijah? (see: hayley actually asking, do you care about me, tell me the truth. give me a reason to come back) [elijah’s continued silence just pisses her off] because you don’t think its safe in big bad wolf country? [he wants to say, NO DAMMIT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, but can’t] i’m not gonna sit in a rocking chair and knit booties. or haven’t you figured that out yet? [he wants to say THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT but can’t and now she’s even more pissed off] enter jackson!who who wins a dance by default.

this is what happens when married couples cannot communicate