otp: not who you were

some height difference prompts
  • i’m always scaring you on accident because 1) i walk silently 2) you never see me coming because i’m literally over a foot shorter than you 3) you just really don’t pay any attention to anything below chin level do you 
  • you always put things on the top shelves because that’s pretty much eye level to you and so you think it makes sense but exCUSE ME, IF YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED YET I’M ACTUALLY THE SIZE OF A SEVENTH GRADE CHILD AND WHY ARE YOU PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELVES THAT’S BASICALLY A DIFFERENT ATMOSPHERIC LAYER TO ME YOU SENTIENT TREE
  • “how tall are you even??” “like six seven i think, idk” “what the fuck” 
  • i have to stand on a chair to be intimidating when i yell at you and you always start laughing at how ridiculous i look and damn it your cuTE LAUGH ISN’T GOING TO MAKE ME LESS ANGRY STOP HUGGING ME PUT ME DOWN I’M STILL MAD AT YOU
  • everyone seems to expect me to be some evil angry midget because i’m so short but i’m actually really chill, it’s my tall friend over there who’s pretty much satan 
  • stop being a snarky salt lord or i will elbow you in the crotch with no regrets. that’s what you get for being tall and an asshole. 
  • this is really awkward because i swear i know what your face looks like but i always recognize you by the top of your head and today you wore a hoodie/hat/coat so i was looking for you for about half an hour before you took off the hood/hat and i realized who you were
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top 50 otps of all time ☆ #38. Andie McPhee & Pacey Witter

“I’m afraid because you’re the single most important being to ever grace my existence. Andie, I am falling hopelessly in love with you.”

some AUs to consider

“We ended up paired together as contestants on ‘Soul Mates’ the game show and we kind of hate each other but we both really want the $100,000”

“My friends convinced you and I to go on a double date but we just want to be friends and it turns out so do the other two… but now I’m falling for one of them and you’re falling for the other”

“We were best friends when we were three but you moved away and I forgot about you”

“Hello please let me in I left you a message at two in the morning and I was very drunk and please let me delete that”

“That field trip totally sucked and now the whole school bus is stuck in many miles of completely unmoving traffic. So… hi”

“I got mugged but you saved me with a can of pepper spray and some pretty impressive sweeping kicks… except you saved me with a CAN OF PEPPER SPRAY and my face feels like it’s on fire”

“It was really hot and I got heat stroke on the Tube and passed out in the station, thank god you’re a doctor”

“We’re stand partners in the orchestra and we’re constantly arguing or talking during rehearsal and the director hates us”

Welcome Guide ~

Prepare thy knickers! ;) 


Fluffy Stuff:

I will be writing and reblogging fluffy things under the tag “Slumber party fluff”

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Smutty Stuff:

I will be writing and reblogging smutty things under the tag “Slumber party smut”

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Bed, Wed, Behead:

Send in three characters to a blog and the admin must choose one to sleep with (bed) one to marry (wed) and one to kill (behead).

Truth or Dare:

Ask a blog admin “Truth or Dare?” then choose from this list or create your own! =]

>> Truth <<

1. If you could pick any character to spend a night with, who would it be?

2. What is your favorite thing about yourself?

3. What is your one regret?

4. If you could go back in time to any period or place, where would it be?

5. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

6. Who was your first TV or music crush?

7. What are three features of your perfect mate? 

8. Who is your OTP? 

9. If you were allowed to change your past, would you? 

10. If you were stranded on an island, what three things would you bring?

11. If you could only watch one show for the rest of your life, what would it be?

12. What is your all time favorite band/song/genre?

13. What is the craziest place you’ve ever had sex?

14. What is your deepest, darkest fantasy?

15. If you had to give up one thing, would it be food or sex?

>> Dare <<

Dares are a bit different online than the usual version. Dares act as “prompts” and the blog admin must write a drabble to fit the dare with the assigned character =] 

1. “I dare you to drink this whole bottle of wine.”

2. “I dare you to run around the house… naked.” 

3. “I dare you to kiss me.” 

4. “I dare you to eat this whole bag of brussel sprouts.” 

5. “I dare you to spend the whole night in (y/n)’s bed.”

6. “I dare you to give me your underwear.” 

7. “I dare you to tell me the truth.” 

8. “I dare you to admit that you were wrong.” 

9. “I dare you to cuddle with me.” 

10. “I dare you to close your eyes for two solid minutes. No peaking.” 

11. “I dare you to admit you have feelings for them.” 

12. “I dare you to take this shot.” 

13. “I dare you to let me drive your car.” 

14. “I dare you to do all the chores for a month.” 

15. “I dare you to tell me you love me.”

The OR Game:

Send a blog two things to choose from and the admin must pick one of the two options. Choose from this list or create your own! =]

1. Vanilla or chocolate?

2. Fish or chips?

3. Day or night?

4. Hollywood party or private pub?

5. Werewolf or vampire? 

6. Books or Tv? 

7. Blonde or Brunette? 

8. Wine or Beer?

9. Summer or winter? 

10. High heels or sneakers? 

11. Red or Black? 

12. Sweet or spicy? 

13. Bare feet or socks? 

14. Blankets or pillows? 

15. Cat or dog?

Head-Canons and Confessions:

Send in an anonymous confession to a blog. These can be personal or related to a head-canon (such as ‘I think _______ would be really rough in bed’) The admin can choose to add to your confession, make it into a drabble, or leave it as is. 

Slumber Party Playlists:

>> Femme Fatale << CLICK ME 

>> Hey Daddy << CLICK ME

>> Drunk in Love << CLICK ME

>> Lap Dancing << CLICK ME

Face Masks:

Hair Treatments:

Cake in a mug recipes:

Participating Blogs:

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This is by no means a complete list and everyone is welcome to join! Please add yourself, games, recipes, etc. by reblogging or message me to be added! =]

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Before the porch scene, whenever Daryl voluntarily shares an extended story from his past it’s to make someone else feel better.

  • He tells Andrea about getting lost in the woods so she’s more optimistic about finding Sophia.
  • He tells Carl about his mom’s death to show him he isn’t alone after Lori dies.
  • He tells Beth about his living conditions to lighten the mood and try to apologize for being a dick.

But there is no reason why telling Beth about almost dying in that tweaker’s house with Merle would benefit her in any way. He tells her because he misses his brother; because even though traumatizing moments like that are the only things he has to hold onto, she understands. He tells her because after keeping everything bottled up so tight he needs to let a little bit of Merle out into the world. He tells her for himself.

She’s the first person to make him feel safe enough—and worthy enough—to be selfish. To understand that he can use his past to heal himself too.

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Smiling while kissing… ughh, RUDE.

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 Real relationships have... (insp)
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@jccaylen the ocean is the biggest cockblock ever

@kianlawley​ @jccaylen no ? just fly over here bby we’ll finally be together

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@kianlawley​ @jccaylen late night skate?

@jccaylen @kianlawley​ you know i’m always down

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@jccaylen i feel like getting naked

@kianlawley​ @jccaylen together ? i’ll be over in a bit

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