otp: not if i come for you first

angst prompt list
  • “who do you think you are?”
  • “i gave you everything.”
  • “I’m a fool for not seeing this earlier.”
  • “don’t you dare pin this on me!”
  • “i’ve been thinking it over and this… this was never going to work out.”
  • “you don’t get to say anything after what you did!”
  • “you broke my heart.”
  • “i trusted you.”
  • “i loved you.”
  • “i’m not blind, i can see the way you look at them.”
  • “did i do something wrong?”
  • “please, please, i’ll do anything just talk to me.”
  • “i can’t stand the silence between us.”
  • “there’s nothing you can say that can fix what you did.”
  • “what do you want me to say? do you want me to lie and say i love you?”
  • “you cheated on me! you don’t get another chance!”
  • “tell me what’s wrong.”
  • “i never meant to hurt you.”
  • “this wasn’t supposed to be this complicated.”
  • “wait. i didn’t mean that. please, come back.”
  • “how can i hate them, you’re the one that made the choice to cheat.”
  • “how long has this been going on?”
  • “if you know what’s good for you, don’t come around anymore.”
  • “i never want to see you again.”
  • “trust you? how can i trust you if you never gave me a reason to in the first place?”
  • “i believed you!”
  • “you lied to my face.”
  • “i never loved you.”
  • “don’t make me out to be the bad guy.”
Otp Moments ~ Prompts

“I fell into your lap on accident oh god you’re so close now I can’t breathe”

“You’re cutting my hair and I’m trying not to focus on your hands in my hair and your breath on my neck”

“I scraped my knee and now your fixing it up and I swear if you don’t stop running your hands over my leg I will kick you”

“We may or may not be hiding in a locker and we may or may not be squished against each other”

“Hold me I’m cold…oh god you are VERY close is that my heart or freaking sonic stuck in my chest”

“Hey, you got something on your face let me get it for you, wait oh crap”

“We’re doing that trusting exercise of staring at each other for 5 minutes and the tension between us is suffocating”

“Here I’ll help you, I know first aid, just sit still”

“This sofa is very small and our legs are brushing and our shoulders touching and now you’re whispering something in my ear I can’t handle this”

“I did NOT mean to lean into you I just saw something okay I SWEAR”

“You tried to reach across me but your face got really close to mine and now we’re just staring at each other”

“I’m going to teach you how to dance, come here”

sincerelysky  asked:

Keith being lost and everyone thinking he's dead but lance sends messages to Keith everyday, at first mad with him for being lost but then it becomes all " I Know you're alive, I can feel it" "please come back, I need you. I LOVE you" until one day Keith answers him. (Sorry for my English, it's not my first language)

i loved this request so much you have no idea 😍 

(p.s. don’t apologize, your english is beautiful! 💜💜)

(PART 2 HERE)

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Interviews & Rec (13/?)  (Insp.)

Louis: You know what, just ask me a question. Just try to get to know me.
Lestat : Okay…I can’t think of anything to ask you. I’m sorry, my mind is blank.
Louis: Just ask me the first thing that comes to your head.
Lestat: How big is it?
Louis: …Really?

(Parks and Recreation; season 2, episode 4: Practice Date)

This causes this.

If Soul hasn’t mentioned Tale/Fell ot4 WHICH JUST INCLUDED ALL MY TOP THREE OTP this cursed image won’t even be born.


BONUS - Soul also ask me about who will be Kustard son(s) and this is what I gave:

(PS: I named the last image “the fluff and the fucc” though) Come fight my theory I have guns

8

LOIS:  Look, Clark, I know that I got a little thorny when you raised the red flag on A.C.
CLARK:  I was just trying to look out for you.
LOIS:  And I appreciate it.  I’ve just never had someone to help guide me through the shark-infested ocean of romance. … Not that I can’t fend for myself.
CLARK:  You know, I think I was wrong about our friend A.C.

Domesticity prompts

1.       “But look, this is on sale!”

2.       “Why did I let you remodel the bathroom?”

3.       “Here’s the grocery list”

4.       Trying to buy a new couch

5.       I trimmed you a love note into the lawn.

6.       Hanging a porch swing together

7.       I don’t think she noticed my new haircut

8.       The CORRECT way to organize the dishes

9.       Our first dinner party

10.   The in-laws come to visit

11.   Celebrating an anniversary

12.   Shoveling snow

13.   “No, that’s not how you do that”

14.   A shrunken sweater

15.   Baby’s first steps

16.   Rainy day cuddles

17.   Painting

18.   A new mattress

19.   Date night in

20.   Thanksgiving

21.   Warm sheets

22.   The thermostat fight

23.   Going through old boxes

24.   “You could stand to eat healthier”

25.   Our baby going to prom

26.   Getting older

27.   I love yous whispered in the dark

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The entire time that I was gone, I could never completely trust someone. And when that goes on for so long, you stop seeing people for people. You see Threats. Or targets. And when I decided to come home, I-I just didn’t know how to turn that part of me off. Then I walked into your office. You were the first person that I could see as a person. There was just something about you…

Okay so I had this OTP prompt idea I thought I should share. It’s kinda long but listen.

It’s one of those soulmate AUs where the first words your soulmate says to you are written on your arm.

But Person A has always been confused because the words on their arm are in a different language.

This motivates A to spend years studying and learning the language and the cultures of whatever country that language is from.

They discover that the words on their arm mean “Are you alright?”

Later on, the time has come. It’s A’s first time visiting the country thay have been studying for years.

They’re on the train/subway, and they accidentally bump into Person B, who says in their native language, “Are you alright?”

***Here we go. My personal favorite fics that I’ve read so far (in no particular order). I’ll update this post from time to time to add new ones. So please let me know if you enjoyed this and would like to see me continue with rec’ing fics.***


THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) by @lecrit [ M | AU | ~117k | complete | Avengers Assemble #1 ]

“Do you really think it’s going to work? I know they are good,” Hodge sighed, “but that’s a lot of egos we need to get to work together.”
“It will work,” Luke said with assurance, nodding. “They can do it.”

In which Luke Garroway and Hodge Starkweather put together a team of world-class thieves to steal from Valentine Morgenstern and everything goes according to plan. Or not.


TEXT FROM THE AVENGERS by @lecrit [ M | AU | 2.3k | complete | Avengers Assemble #2 ]

Magnus is in the hospital and he’s bored. Very bored.
Texting ensues.


THE ANGEL IN BLUE by Hobbit69 [ E | AU | 36k | complete | Blue Steel series #1 ]

Homicide detective, Alec Lightwood has seen and heard it all in his eight years with the NYPD. but he never expected billionaire playboy, Magnus Bane. Magnus is a suspect in a string of prostitute homicides and Alec must walk a fine line between procedure and the overwhelming desire he feels for his prime suspect.


THE INTERN by Master of Unlocking [ E | AU | 5.2k | complete ]

“You’re a sexual harassment case waiting to happen, you know that don’t you?” Catarina says by way of greeting. Magnus tears his eyes away from the way the intern is licking powder sugar off his full lips.


RABBIT HEART by @theonetruenorth[ T | AU | 20.7k | complete ]

Alec is a former ballet dancer, Magnus teaches contemporary and jazz. They meet and pretty much fall head over heels–but of course it is no easy love. Because both carry a whole lot of personal baggage with themselves.


YOU SHOOT ME DOWN BUT I WON’T FALL by @nothing-personal-my-dear [ G | AU | 1.2k | complete ]

There a box by his front door with a note addressed to him lying on top.

‘Alexander,
Prepare for war! Here is your weapon, I already have one. First one to get hit cooks dinner.
Magnus xx’


EASY ENOUGH by @banes-wood [ E | PWP | 2.1k | complete ]

Alec let out a quiet ‘pfft.’ Before shrugging his shoulders indifferently. “Easy enough.”

This only allowed for a smirk to appear on the warlocks face, shrugging his shoulders with Alexander. “I mean if you say so.”


WE MAKE OUR OWN HOME by @swans-hooks-and-books [ M | AU | 118k | complete ]

One charming doctor takes on his toughest challenge yet: the infamous case of Robert Lightwood, a prince who refuses to exercise after an accident leaves him in a wheelchair.

However, he didn’t see the second challenge coming: falling in love.

When Magnus finds himself thrown into a world of stubborn royalty, he finds himself falling for the esteemed heir, Alec Lightwood. With loyalties to his family overthrowing his heart, Alec too is drawn to the alluring doctor, but can a doctor and a prince overcome the distance?


WRONG IN THE DARK by @povverbottoms [ E | 6.7k | complete ]

After Magnus crashes Alec’s wedding and Lydia is attacked, the Institute goes on lockdown. Magnus stays the night in Alec’s room.


A FIGHTING CHANCE by heartsdesire456 [ E | AU | 66.2k | complete ]

When Magnus Bane bought the space for his dance studio, Pandemonium, he had no idea that the wall between it and the MMA Training Gym next door was so thin. Neither did he realize that a dispute over the loud music would lead to him becoming involved in the world of MMA and, more importantly, guide him to the man who would end up changing his life.


THE HEART OF LIGHT by saraubs [ M | AU | 53.2k | complete ]

Alec, a wounded soldier, moves back to New York to heal and get over his love for his squad mate, Jace. While there, he meets Magnus Bane, the promiscuous and seemingly callous eyes and ears of the city. Will the two be able to heal each other?


JUST SET THE PACE, AND TAKE THE LEAD by ahin [ E | 5.5k | complete ]

“Izzy, I really don’t think this is a good idea after all.” — “Trust me when I say it would make Magnus really fucking happy. Like really fucking happy.”


PRO BONO by @povverbottoms [ E | PWP | 7.2k | complete | The Boundless Saga #1 ]

After the Clave drops the charges against Isabelle and declares her free, Magnus decides he doesn’t want Alec’s bow and quiver after all. He gets something even better.


STEP ONTO MY BALCONY by @lecrit [ M | AU | 46.6k | complete | Step Onto My Balcony #1 ]

Alec did not smoke. He hated smoking. He hated everything about it, from the smell to the taste. Yet, there he was, at ten in the evening, buying cigarettes at the grocery shop down the road for the only purpose of having an excuse to hang on his balcony and talk to his very handsome and very taken neighbor. Alec felt really stupid right now.


REMEMBER OUR OWN LAND, WHAT WE LIVE FOR by @lecrit [ M | AU | 1.1k | complete | Step Onto My Balcony #2 ]

“This is a disaster.”
Magnus winced and turned in a flourish to give Alec a wide, innocent grin.
“I’m sorry?” he offered sheepishly, eyes shining under the dim lights of the cabin.
“Don’t you dare give me puppy eyes right now,” Alec groaned. “We’re stuck on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere because of you.”


AFTERNOON DELIGHT by @harshumjr [ E | PWP | 2.5k | complete ]

“Alexander.”

“Yes, Magnus?”

“I’m bored.”


GIVE IT A GO by @aleclwb [ T | AU | 12.9k | complete ]

“You know what, Alexander,” Magnus says, studying their menu like he doesn’t already know it by heart, “You should really consider selling hotdogs.”

Alec sends him a confused look. “What, why? Aren’t my burgers good enough for you?”

Magnus looks up, “No, no, they are, it’s just,” he grins mischievously, “You really make my wiener stand.”

or, Alec works in a food truck. Magnus knows an awful lot of food related pick-up lines.


IT’S OUR PARADISE, IT’S OUR WAR ZONE by @shad0w-writer [ E | PWP | 1.5k | complete ]

Alec has just moved in with Magnus and the adjustment has  been anything but easy. They find themselves in the middle of a heated argument, so damn it why does Magnus still find Alec so fucking irresistible?


YOU’RE TAKING MY HEART BY STORM by @heavenlylovelace [ E | 15.9k | complete | I’m Overcome In This War Of Hearts #2 ]

They’d been doing this… thing for weeks now. Actually it was more than that, it was months. Four to be exact. Not that Alec was counting. Except that he totally was.

5 times Alec and Magnus gets interrupted and 1 time they don’t.


WHAT ARE WE? by punkbean [ E | AU | 33.3k | complete ]

Alec Lightwood is sick of being the family disappointment. When his father tells him that they have an upcoming family get-together, he decides that the best way to impress people will be to have a boyfriend. Now he just has to find somebody willing to pretend with him.


THE MAGNUS AND ALEC CLUB by RaeRambles [ T | AU | 4.1k | complete ]

Magnus and Alec are friends. Alec is in love with Magnus. Magnus is oblivious…and in need of a fake boyfriend. (Or the one where Alec pretends to be Magnus’ boyfriend because he doesn’t know how to say no)


SERENITY by @camelotskingz [ T | AU | 5.3k | complete ]

Alec Lightwood’s had the love of his life in front of him this whole time. Too bad he doesn’t realize it until he’s writing his best man speech for the love of his life’s wedding.

Called It

A YouTuber AU SnowBaz fanfic for the Carry On Countdown

Penelope

Simon Snow’s first YouTube video is one of my favourites.  It’s as painfully awkward as any other YouTuber’s first video.  He sits up too straight in his chair, he smiles and laughs too mechanically, and the film quality itself is poor, with half of his words lost to shoddy editing. Yet despite all this, it’s adorable.

           And of course, it’s the origin of the biggest OTP on YouTube, SnowBaz.

           “Hi guys,” Simon waves at the camera, his hand going all pixelated at the movement.  “Welcome to the first video on my channel!”  He’s inserted a sound effect of people cheering.  I have to laugh.  It’s so damn cringe-worthy.

           He goes on for a few moments, trying to make jokes and jump-cuts that work, when finally, it’s everyone’s favourite part.

           “What are you doing, Snow?” comes a voice from off-camera.  My heart turns to mush.

           Baz.

           Simon’s new flatmate, or at least he was new at this point.

           “Making my first YouTube video,” Simon grins up at someone behind the camera.  “Come say hi!”

           “-bleep- no.”

           Even the censor sounds old, like it was stolen from the year 2007.

           Simon looks a bit panicked, like he’s realizing that he’ll have to edit out the swear word.  A door slams somewhere out of the shot.

           “That’s my new flatmate,” he tells us.  “His name is Baz.  He’s kind of a prat.”

           “Just you wait,” I whisper at my computer screen. “Just you wait.”

 ***

           Simon and Baz do not get along.  At all.

           That much is clear from the first video, but it become increasingly obvious as Simon posts more frequently.  He often films in the living room, which drives Baz insane.

           “Why don’t you film in your own room?” he says, audibly annoyed.

           “The lighting in there is terrible,” Simon protests.

           “Well, I’d like to be able to walk around my own flat, if you don’t mind.”

           “Go ahead, no one’s stopping you,” Simon shrugs. “Besides, the viewers keep saying they want to see you.”

           “Well, who wouldn’t?”

           Good old Baz.  Sarcastic and full of himself.  They don’t appear to realize it, but the two of them balance each other out perfectly.

           Little by little, Baz begins to make his mark on Simon’s channel.  At first we only hear him from off-screen, offering his two bits about nearly everything Simon has to say.  Many of his comments are admittedly quite mean and uncalled for, but Simon never edits them out.  Baz is the invisible heckler.  Viewers begin to latch onto this weird relationship of apparent hatred and, as YouTube viewers are wont to do, turn it into a new ship.  “SnowBaz” they call it, and before long the comment sections on all of Simon’s videos are full of things like “I ship it” and “OTP”.

           I try not to fall victim to this shipping trend myself.  It feels insensitive to me, shipping real live people that I’ve never even met like they’re objects of sorts.  But even I can’t deny that the two of them would be cute together.  Provided they stop hating each other.

           Then Baz appears onscreen for the first time.

           He’s on the couch in the background, facing away from the camera.  All we can see is long black hair.  He only moves when he’s shouting ridicule at Simon’s words.  Once he turns his head further to make himself heard, and we catch a glimpse of the light brown skin of his face.  This time the comments are all “is that Baz?” and “OMG BAZ”.

           After that he starts to appear more often. Sometimes he’s facing the screen, looking down at his phone or a book.  He’s tall, and his hair reaches his shoulders.  The expression on his face goes between concentration and a sneer, that latter of which he reserves for his heckling.  It doesn’t take long for people to start commenting on how attractive he is.  Still Simon leaves all the footage of Baz in his videos, not hiding a single rude comment from his viewers.

           Once, Simon tries to get Baz to join him for a “meet my flatmate” video.  Baz responds simply by flipping Simon off in the background, which Simon has to pixel out. He’s gotten better at editing at this point.

           Sometimes Simon posts daily vlogs on days when he does things that he considers exciting.  The things that Simon finds exciting are too cute for words.  They tend to be little events like going to a coffee shop, things that are almost mundane but for some reason they excite him. He does this thing where he dances when he’s excited.  He’ll bob his head cheerfully as he walks, glad to just be out.  He’s gone to the grocery store with Baz a few times in his vlogs.  Those videos are some of the best ones.  They bicker about everything from which kind of milk to get to who gets to carry the baskets.  Sometimes we can see Baz’s mouth quirk like he’s trying not to laugh, like all this bickering is just a game for him.  Of course, this sends the SnowBaz shippers into a frenzy, the idea that maybe, just maybe, Baz doesn’t hate Simon as much as he lets on.

           But there’s one video on Simon’s channel that is the absolute bread of life for anyone who ships the two of them.  Simon is doing a Q&A, and as usual Baz is sitting and reading in the background.

           “This question is from Twitter,” Simon says, reading off of his phone.  “They ask ‘Are you in love with anyone right now?’”

           And if you look closely, you can see Baz go rigid.

           “Well,” Simon leans in close to the camera, “I have been messaging with someone quite a lot.  I don’t know who the person is, but we’ve gotten really close and I’m starting to think -”

           “Could you keep it down, Snow,” Baz pipes up, his voice tight.  “I’m trying to read over here.”

           Simon doesn’t speak of it any further, but Baz sneaks glances at the back of Simon’s head more than once before the video is over. I don’t know how Simon could have not noticed it.  Certainly every single one of his viewers did, which is to say over a million people. Perhaps love is completely daft.

 ***

           When I arrive home from work on a particularly rainy day in October, I am delighted to open my computer and find that Simon is in the middle of a livestream.  Comments flow constantly from the sidebar and I settle in to join the party.  He’s in a different room this time, one with a neatly made bed on which he sits, and I gather that it’s his room.  It looks so clean, but I wonder if there’s a disaster hiding behind the camera.

           Simon leans towards us like he’s trying to read all of the comments and questions as they flood in.  He gets a lot of I love you’s and he grins in response, trying to return as many of them as possible.

           “I’ve got to go soon,” he tells us and I sigh in disappointment, “but I’ll answer a few more questions first.”  He’s quiet for a minute as all the viewers catch up with the stream.  “Here’s one: ‘Did you find out who was messaging you so much?’”  He pauses before answering.  “Funny you should ask, because yes, I did, and that’s a perfect segway into what I wanted to talk about.”  He shifts on his bed.  “I have a bit of an announcement -”

           His door opens behind him, and Baz in all his glory appears in it.

           Comments start flying in of “BAZ” and “OMG”

           “What are you doing?” Baz asks without a hint of a sneer in his voice.

           “Just filming a live show,” Simon tells him. He seems… nervous?

           “A live show, eh?”  Baz strolls over and – wonder of wonders – sits down on the bed next to Simon.  We’ve never seen him this close to the camera, and his eyes are this lovely mix of gray and green.

           We’ve also never seen him this close to Simon before.

           My heart kicks up a notch.  I’ve fallen down the slippery slope and now there’s no denying that I ship it completely.  I grab a pillow to hold to my chest and go into fangirl-mode, overanalysing every inch of their proximity.  With a click I maximize the screen, blocking the other comments from my view.  I want to see every pixel of this.

           “I was just going to make that little announcement,” Simon says, staring at his hands in his lap.

           “Ah,” Baz nods, apparently understanding.  “Go on, then.  Carry on, Simon.”

           Did he –

           Did he just call him Simon?

           He never calls him Simon!

           “I can’t do it if you’re here!” Simon protests.

           Baz gives a shrug.  “Then I’ll tell them.”

           He takes Simon by the collar and kisses him.  

           I scream into my pillow.

           Simon and Baz are kissing, right now, in front of millions of people.

           I can practically hear the collective aneurism that the fangirls are currently having.

           They’re still kissing, and Simon is grinning against Baz’s mouth.  It’s the most genuine smile he’s ever graced the internet with, and it’s not even for us.

           I’m tearing up, I’m so happy for them.

           Baz lets Simon go and turns to smirk at the camera. “That one’s for all you SnowBaz shippers out there.  Don’t think we don’t know.”  He winks. He fucking winks.

           And then he leaves.  

           Simon turns back to the camera, his cheeks red and his lips puffy.  He grins sheepishly.

           “Um, yeah,” he stammers, “that’s what I was gonna tell you about.”

           I tap the comment box.

           pennyforyourthoughts: Called it.

30-Day OTP Challenge!

Behold, a 30-day OTP challenge! There may or may not be more of these challenges in the future, but for now, have fun with this one.

Your challenge is to create pieces inspired by 30 prompts in this challenge, one every day if you can. Create drawings, write short stories, or do any other form of creation. The prompts/inspirations are below the cut. If you’re thinking about doing this, be sure to reblog and share it!

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It doesn’t matter whether Bellamy was going to tell Clarke he loves her or not. What matters is that writers wanted us to THINK he was going to tell Clarke he loves her, or at least consider the possibility.

I’m seeing some debates going around and what I have to say is the following: the whole “unspoken/interrupted love confession” is a HUGE romantic trope and it’s the first thing I thought of, as did, obviously many other people.

The writers weren’t being misleading, you guys. Because it truly doesn’t matter what words were about to come out of Bellamy’s mouth because they knew exactly where our minds were going to go.

Draco Learns About Recycling
  • Draco: What are all these different bins for? Why are there so many?
  • Harry: Well, only one of them is an actual bin. Those others are for recycling.
  • Draco: *frowns*
  • Harry: That's when they take old paper or plastic and turn it into something new and useful.
  • Draco: Oh my God, no. You said Muggles couldn't do Transfiguration!
  • Harry: They can't. Recycling isn't–
  • Draco: Potter, the Muggles are turning objects into other objects. That is bloody Transfiguration! *hysteria increases* This is just like that time you were hiding the existence of magnets from me! First I find out Muggles can summon things and now this!
  • Harry: I wasn't hiding anyth–
  • Draco: No, Potter! I just need some time alone right now. Just... just go away and come back when you've decided to tell me what other magic Muggles are capable of.
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: *sighs* I guess it's time you learned about Roombas.

ships the x-men movies pulled out of their asses:

  • rogue and iceman
  • kitty and iceman

better ships they had right in front of them:

  • rogue and gambit
  • kitty and colossus

and jokes on you 20th century fox, iceman is gay.