otp: no not to you

honestly i’m just very glad and thankful that Emily gave us the blog from Nicole’s pov because although we’re still in the dark about somethings regarding Wynonna and Waverly’s past, we knew close to nothing about Nicole’s backstory and for her to give us this gem of a blog that offers insight into our favorite dimpled gay superhero is such a blessing on this earth and I am forever thankful for being able to read Officer Haught’s gay thoughts for her tiny smart and aggressive girlfriend. And also about purgatory (but mostly her girlfriend)

Slice Of Life

Something stupidly fluffy and domestic for @the-mess-sterek-left-behind. ♥

Stiles groaned and pulled the duvet up over his head in an attempt to drown out the sound of the alarm blaring from his phone on the bedside table. The sunlight illuminating the bedroom hadn’t really bothered him or his sleep, but the sound of beeping certainly did.

He heaved a sigh of relief when the beeping stopped for a second, and he was ready to fall back asleep to the distant sound of birds chirping and cars driving down the street, but then the beeping started again, as did his groaning.

“Staying under there isn’t gonna make the alarm stop, just so you know.”

Slowly, Stiles pulled down the duvet just enough so he could peek over the edge of it, and he glared daggers at Derek in the doorway to the bedroom. Derek who was panting and sweating, one earbud still in his ear while the other hang loosely down his chest. A small grin was on his lips, hands on his hips.

“How the fuck are you so awake already?” Stiles complained, letting his head fall heavily onto the pillow again with a sigh.

The alarm was still very much going, but he couldn’t be bothered with it.

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NSFW Lyrics!

Hubs and I wrote a parody version of “Hey There Delilah” for Destiel. I present to you, “Hey There, You Assbutt.” Lyrics by both of us. This is how we spend our Friday nights. This is how we adult.

The ending is the best part.

Hey there, my angel
I want you right here beside me
I’m just sitting in my bunker
Getting drunk and kinda horny
Let us screw
Dr. Sexy just ain’t quite you
By Chuck its true

Hey there, my angel
Don’t you worry about the hounding
I’m right here if you get horny
And I’ll give you another pounding
Close your eyes
Feel my throbbing meat, between your thighs
Or your insides

Oh, put your grace in me
Oh, your body’s heavenly
Oh, put your grace in me
Oh, your eyes they make me weak
Your eyes they make weak

Hey there, you assbutt
I know Sammy’s getting tired
But just believe me, cas
In an hour, I’ll be raging and rock hard
You’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My sex is good

Hey there, my angel
I will swear that I’m not gay
And if anyone hears of this
There’ll sure be hell to pay
I’ll deny it all
Even though Sammy already knows
It’s just a show

(Chorus)

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But you’re an angel and I’ve got a car
I’d walk to you if i had no other way
Sammy would make fun of us
And we’d just laugh along because we’d know that he has never felt this way
My angel, I can promise you
That by the time we get through
Your ass will never ever be the same
My cock’s to blame

Hey there, my angel
Why don’t you bend over that Impala
I can surely be your Simba
And hey you can be my Nahla
Fuck, I’m gay
I’m really gay
I’m with Cas, screw you guys
If God is bi, then so am I
Hey there, my angel, here’s to you
This one’s for you

Oh, I’m in love with Cas
Oh, I’m in love with Cas
Oh, I’m in love with Cas