otp: man oh man you're my best friend

Normal friends and fanfictions
  • Friend: Hey, you have any good fanfic to recommend me?
  • Me: Uh ... Of course. I'll make a list.
  • * 20 minutes after *
  • Me: Here, the list has about 10 titles with incredible stories! You will love!
  • Friend: Thank you, I was with nothing to read and since your otp is the same as mine ...
  • Me: You're welcome. This weekend have fun reading.
  • Friend: Yeah, then I'll tell you what I found.
  • * A month later.*
  • Me: Hey, you read the fanfics I gave you?
  • Friend: Yeah ...
  • Me: Um ... So ... Which one did you like best?
  • Friend: * sighs * Man ... You fucked my life.
  • Me: WHAT? What do you mean?
  • Friend: All the titles you gave me are sad as hell, man. I cried myself to be a headache.
  • Me: Oh ... Well, I like anguish. And sad stories always have a greater appeal ... You know, nothing like a good drama, huh?
  • Friend: Seriously ... I will never ask you an indication ... My heart will never be the same
  • Me: ... ... Oook
  • Friend: ... Yeah ... * sighs * I'm still fucked up
  • Me: Sorry ?...
  • Friend: ...