otp: like a married couple

Prompt 147: Fighting like an Old Married Couple

It’s been a while since I did a compilation post! Requested by @my-oc-beauties.

•Person A and Person B have petty competitions in order to prove who’s right. They always bring Person C as a referee.

•Person C goes to A and B for relationship advice. Person A and Person B have completely different approaches and bicker about which strategy is better. Person A says “Well my strategy works because it led me to the love of my life”; this throws Person B off for a bit and turns them into a blushing mess, but they soon retort “By that logic my strategy works too because we’re together”. Person A and B get sentimental and Person C gets frustrated (but still thinks it’s goals).

•Person A and Person B are having a kid, but they can’t think of a name. Person A lists typical names that are probably on the top ten most common names; Person B suggests unique names that no one can pronounce. They eventually compromise for something suggested by Person C.

Bonus: Their “kid” is a dog or cat.

•Person C asks Person A and Person B how they start dating and they bicker over the details of their first date.

Imagine Your OTP

Imagine your OTP acting like a married couple.

They know each other’s coffee orders, and often pick up coffee for each other.

If one says something rude or out of line, the other one gives them a warning glare.

The one who never gets cold always brings a jacket, because the one who always gets cold always forgets one.

They always sit next to each other, without even discussing it.

Whenever the group goes out to eat, they can always order for the other if one is running late.

The more organized one reminds the less organized one of appointments.

Whenever someone wants to know where one is, they ask the other.

One day, someone sees them interacting, and asks how long they’ve been married.

They’re very confused, because they definitely aren’t even dating.

What happens next is up to you.

my-oc-beauties  asked:

Do you have anything that is about the OTP arguing like an old married couple?

No I don’t, but I figured this would be a good opportunity to try my hand at some dialogue! 

Person A: “Did you get the thing I needed from the store?” 

Person B “yeah, and a few other things!” *drops bags of random junk*

Person A “Are you kidding me?! How the heck do you expect me to support your lavish lifestyle??”

Person A “Idk maybe get a job??” 

Person A “So what’s the plan?” 

Person B “My plan was to follow your plan” 

Person A “Are you serious?? You’re always the one with the plan!” 

Person B” I know! That’s why I decided to leave the planning up to you for a change!” 

Person A “Can you please stop getting crumbs all over my bed?” 

Person B “Last time I checked this was my bed too thank you very much”

Person A “I wish you’d stop to think how loud you’re being.”

Person B “I wish you’d stop to think about how ugly your face is.” 

Person A “Look babe I love you and all but you need to stop eating so much junk food.” 

Person B *shoves a handful of chips into mouth without breaking eye contact*

Person A * points to stuffed animal* “What are you doing with that stupid toy?” 

Person B “This isn’t a toy. This is Roberto, and he keeps me sane when you snore at night.”

Person A “I hope you don’t mind, I helped myself to your ice cream stash.”


Person A “Aren’t you supposed to be in bed? 

Person B “I’m supposed to be a lot of things honestly.”

Person A “Let’s agree to disagree.” 

Person B “How about we agree that I’m right and you just don’t want to admit it?”

Person A: *Pokes Person B in the ribs while bickering*

(Hope you enjoyed!) 


“There are times when I’m feeling down.  At those times, I don’t know why, there’s always a call from Shige.  He said, "Koyama, you seem like you’re feeling down.  Why don’t you come over to my place now?”  Then I came, he listened to what I was saying.  I kept on talking while crying.  When I cried and saw Shige’s face, he was like…"

remember that time that jim and pam had realistic and well written marital problems and then remember how they worked through them and fought for each other and never stopped loving each other because they were the most important things in the entire world to each other and then remember how they both made sacrifices for the other’s continued happiness??? 

“Kaz hated a puzzle he couldn’t solve, and he and Inej had concocted a
hundred theories to account for the murder – none of which satisfied.”

I’ve read like 1/5 of SoC and I’m already trash.

Like, “imagining my OTP lounging somewhere cosy, discussing possible murder scenarios like all old bickering married couples do” kind of trash.

Originally posted by mogifire