otp: it's gotta be you


# conditional vs unconditional 


“Hymn for Cain,” by o.g.k @nathanielorion


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domestic drabble prompts

Don’t you just love it when your silly, stupid, so in love it hurts even after all these years OTP does things like this?? Don’t you??

  • I know this is really an inconvenient time but I really want to kiss you right now, cmon, just a small, teeny smooch, please, please ?
  • I have been cooking this family recipe in exactly this way for the last twenty years of my life, nO IT DOES NOT NEED MORE ONIONS
  • sometimes you just really need to dance in your underwear in the middle of the night, with your beloved other half, possibly drunk, possibly soon without underwear 
  • I love you, but I am contemplating if I could get away with murdering you with this pillow in this very moment because saying you sound like a chainsaw when you snore is an insult to every chainsaw on earth
  • yes, we are responsible adults. yes, we both ditched work today so we could cuddle on the couch and eat junkfood.
  • the kids are finally grown and out of the house, what do you say babe, how bout we use this time for some sexy a– OUCH MY BACK MA BACK
  • you always, without fail, eat the last of my favourite yoghurts, oh but not today my love, today i have prepared fresh hell for you, yes i mixed some chili into that strawberry goodness and prepared the perfect trap, it is waiting for you in the fridge and i’m waiting to hear you scream
  • you know ive been having a bad day so you bought me my favourite chocolate without me having to say a word i love you so much you fool now hold me while i cry about my day
  • sometimes i look at you and it hits me out of the blue, I married this person, me, a lucky bastard, somehow got this amazing person to marry me even though they’re a flawless fairy and I am a cute potato on a good day 
January 22, 2017 - January 28, 2017

1. It’s Gotta Be You - Isaiah: Ohmygosh, this song. I heard it for the first time in the right moment and it was just what I needed. Plus, I mean can we talk about this voice?

2. Light - San Holo: Something to chill with and get into those feels. Well, that’s what this song is for me.

3. Sunset Lover - Petit Biscuit: This song just makes me want to chill on a rooftop watching the stars pass me by. Hope it gives you an equally wonderful feeling.

4. Make Me (Cry) - Noah Cyrus ft. Labrinth: I think the most powerful part of this song is the drop instead of saying cry. Their voices match perfectly and create this beautiful song. It makes one perfect duet. Also, the beat to this is sick.

5. Taped Up Heart - KREAM ft. Clara Mae: It may just be my newly found obsession with working out but this song is just perfect for cardio, just in case you were wondering. But, the beat and Clara’s voice will get you going. So want a hype song? You got it.

6. I Would Like - Zara Larsson: “I can’t help myself it’s human nature.” I mean, you know. I just can’t put into words how I feel about this song.

7. Solo Dance - Martin Jensen: The beat, the vocals and the lyrics just are spot on with this song. This is the song I need when I’m out. Even if all I’m doing is driving through town. It’ll get me through.

8. Oceans Away - ARIZONA: I feel like I’m floating on the ocean when listening to this song. The lyrics were hitting me hard too.

9. Trust Nobody - Cashmere Cat ft. Selena Gomez: This is one of those songs I wasn’t sure if I liked it at first but when you’re not expecting it and it plays then you’re like well damn.

10. Halfway Off The Balcony - Big Sean: This song is dark and probably has some trigger warnings for some people. But I mean, it’s deep and I needed it.

Gmod Deathrun Funny Moments - Musical Chairs! (Garry's Mod)
  • Ohm: *runs through the barrel trap without dying*
  • Delirious: wow you would let your boyfriend through
  • Bryce: *really defensive* Oh I let my boyfriend through?! *releases barrel trap*

Robert Sugden’s definition of ‘staying calm & acting innocent’

Imagine Tsukishima wearing contact lenses for a day - Kageyama keeps getting all flustered and embarrassed seeing him without his glasses. (Tsukishima realises this effect and makes extra sure to provoke him even more than usual.)

not me, us. we’re an US now. help us, please.
—  the best description of steve & bucky in civil war (quote from 4 minute window)