otp: it wasn't that good of a kiss

anonymous asked:

College AU 1988 kaner is the president of his frat, Jonny is his weed dealer

totally didn’t read the ‘president of his frat’ part until after I wrote this, sorry anon! hope this is still okay!

“You’re back?” Jonny asks, opening the door to his dorm room and letting Patrick in. “Already?”

Patrick shrugs. “Been stressed lately,” he says, hoping it makes sense. People get high when they’re stressed, right?

“I feel you,” Jonny says, walking over to his stash. “The usual?”


Jonny pulls out a Ziploc bag of weed and hands it over to Patrick in exchange for cash. They’re hands brush and Patrick resists the urge to shiver or straight up jump the guy.

The thing is, Patrick doesn’t smoke weed. He tried it once and that was all he needed. He doesn’t deal well with the paranoia and he thinks it’s pointless to fuck up his body when he’s at the school on an athletic scholarship. Because of this, he shouldn’t be buying weed on a regular basis from Jonny Toews, but he just can’t help it. 

He met Jonny a few months back when he tagged along with Bur on one of his visits. He’s come back almost every other week since. It’s obviously not the marijuana he’s addicted to, it’s those dark brown eyes and those unreal thighs.

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getupoffathathang  asked:

Romoine .... aren't you tired of other ppl kids yet?

“Aren’t you tired of other people’s kids yet?” Hermione asked, as soon as Ron closed the door after Andromeda and Teddy, the latter of which they had just finished babysitting.

“Absolutely not!” Ron replied. “Besides, Teddy’s an orphan, he needs a strong male figure in his life.”

“He has Harry,” Hermione pointed out. “You know. His actual godfather.”

“Bah,” Ron said, brushing the notion aside. “I’m a way better role model than Harry. Cooler too,” he added.

Hermione raised an eyebrow. “Is that so?”

“Well, clearly I have something over him,” Ron remarked, “since you married me and not him.”

Hermione pressed her lips into a thin smile. “Maybe I just have a thing for redheads.” Ron grinned. “You really have been spending a lot of time babysitting, though,” Hermione remarked.

“Well, you know,” Ron said, stepping forward and placing a hand on Hermione’s stomach and a kiss on her forehead, “it’s good practice.”

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anonymous asked:

Have any fake relationship prompts?

mhmm !!

  • “you asked me on a date out of no where and i found out it was a dare, but i can’t be pissed because i’ve always liked you and the date went perfectly.” or “and i’m really pissed but you looked like you enjoyed yourself so.. wanna go out again?”
  • “there’s this really creepy person that tries to date me every chance they get because i’m single so can you do me a solid and pretend to be my lover?”
  • “every one is staring at us after an argument so i’m just going to pretend it was a lovers quarrel and kiss you.”
  • “it’s time for prom and there’s no one i’m romantically interested in, but you’re my close friend, so can you be my prom date?”
  • “every one thinks we should date so let’s pretend and give everyone what they want.”
  • “there’s this awesome opportunity to get into the best amusement park for free, but i need to be a relationship for it to work…. want to be my partner for a day?”
  • “we’re only pretending to be a couple for my family on Christmas but someone just put a mistletoe over us what do i do-”
  • “we went to a baseball game together and the kiss cam came on but please don’t- oh okay and you kissed me what does this mean what are w e.”
  • “i just had a really ugly break up and need some support, so you’re trying to be my lover to cheer me up.”

anonymous asked:

Jily, please

  • proposes - james tbh and he tries to make a grand gesture out of it but things don’t work out and he ends up just proposing to her in the living room of their flat and it’s perfect
  • shops for groceries - james has to go behind lily’s back to grocery shop bc she’s been on a health kick recently and refuses to buy any chocolates and evans how am i supposed to live without chocolate 
  • kills the spiders - lily bc james doesn’t want to ruin his new loafers remus got for him for christmas and he’s also secretly really afraid of them so she pretends not to notice and accepts his excuses
  • comes home drunk at 3am - both both both ok but james always gets more drunk than lily and she has to drag them home while he’s ranting about how brilliant it is that quidditch exists
  • remembers to feed the fish - lily is rly meticulous about keeping the fish alive bc she feels responsible for them and james always forgets smh
  • initiates duets - JAMES POTTER OKAY YES james coming out of the shower singing some old classic wizard rock song and dancing around the room with lily until she starts to sing along and eventually they’re both singing and really into it and dancing and lily’s pulled out the hairbrush and they’re using it as a microphone and yes
  • falls asleep first - lily bc she’s actually a morning person and likes to wake up at a reasonable time, potter, thank you very much.
  • plans spontaneous trips - lily bc she always wants to explore and see everything the world has to offer and she has a list of destinations she wants to go to before she’s 30 and wow now i’m crying becauSE THEY NEVER GOT TO GO
  • wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - james bc “i’m hungry evans please i know you want to please please please” “potter it’s THREE in the morning” “the stomach never sleeps, evans.” “yes it does now go back to bed”
  • sends the other unsolicited nudes - i was originally going to say james but LISTEN TO THIS OK LILY sending james nudes randomly in the middle of the day just to distract him from whatever he’s working on and james immediately coming home JEsus
  • brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - james obviously, he found out about the muggle sport from some television program lily was watching and immediately got lessons but discovered it was actually quite difficult
  • comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - both of them and then they run inside like little kids and buy everyyyyything
  • blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - lily omfg yes
  • killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - james killed them, lily hides the body 
  • wears the least clothing around the house - james, he has absolutely no shame tbh
  • has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - JAMES gets really emotional because he can’t believe he’s actually dating his childhood crush and they’re together and she likes him back and just wow

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