otp: it was not a date

DING DING DING it’s time for more sentence prompts!
  • “The leaves bristled, almost as much as the man in front of me." 
  • "God or not, I’m going to kick your ass." 
  • "Why would you even attempt that?!" 
  • "Everyone does that… well some people do that… specifically only ___." 
  • "Where will I find someone like you?” “Try the local sewer." 
  • "This is absolutely 100% accurate." 
  • "Why do you hate fencing?” “Because nobody dies!" 
  • "I’m going on a date.” “Oh man, send my condolences to the unfortunate victim that is your date.”
  • “Give me a medal!" 
  • "Who is this handsome homeless man?" 
  • "Now I’m angry." 
  • "The time has come to shut him up for good.”
  • “Hi, I need affection.”
  • “Is this some weird, reverse physiology that’s going on here?”
  • “Why is everyone pointing at me?”
  • “Watch me down this in two seconds!”
  • “Why didn’t you let me know!?”
  • “Your cat is staring at me.”
  • “For once, I am not joking.”
  • “Stop David Attenboroughing me!”
  • “I’m learning!”
  • “Can you get me some water?”
  • “She bit me!”
  • “Tell me about it, stud.” “What?” “It-it’s a reference…I swear.”
  • “How do you fall out of love?”
  • “You know, for a second there I actually thought you were going to die.”
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cheerleader!nico + soft butch!karolina AU headcanons

(special shoutout and thanks to @thedisassociation for like more than half of these)

  • nico is the hot and sarcastic as fuck cheerleader captain
  • she dates track runner!alex until she finds out he cheated on her with another cheerleader
  • proceeds to throw a cold slushee in his cheater mccheatface, ends up in detention
  • karolina is the openly lesbian president of her high school’s only lgbt club (gert is the second other member and vice president)
  • kind of a loner but has a best friend in gert and is sort of a big sister to molly
  • calls out her dickhead of a teacher for his sexist remarks, he says even WORSE things, prompting karolina to roll up her sleeves in “fight me bro” mode (”gert, hold my snapback”), totally ends up in detention after almost punching him

the first encounter

  • karolina and nico are the ~only two in detention and the teacher gets them to clean up the girls’ bathroom
  • they both have assumptions about one another. k thinks nico is a sarcastic bitch and nico thinks k is an annoying sjw.
  • they exchange comments about each other, which of course turns into flirting and karolina corners nico until her back is against the wall but before they can do Anything, gert (queen of interrupting gay activity) bursts in
  • karolina wishes she could stick a sign on her back that says “gay at work, do not disturb” b/c damn gert, she was getting her flirt on
  • as gert drags karolina out of the bathroom, k spares one last, longing look at nico
  • nico hopes they meet again soon (she was Shooketh)

the 2nd meeting

  • chase, gert’s goofy jock boyfriend, invites gert and karolina to a party at his place (he teases karolina about a certain cheerleader being there)
  • karolina is drinking on her own (gert left her 10 minutes ago to make out with chase) and nodding along to the music when she spots nico from across the room
  • before karolina can walk over and say gay, i mean hey, alex starts bothering nico b/c he’s “sorry” and “it was one time” (also “it didn’t mean anything, nico”)
  • karolina steps in between them like a knight in flannel armor and not so politely asks alex to back the fuck off
  • alex is shocked but makes the wise decision to leave
  • karolina turns to nico and softly asks if she’s okay and if she wants to get out of here
  • nico nods her head and lets karolina take her hand and lead her outside
  • they spend the rest of the night outside where it’s quiet and they talk about everything, school, their shitty parents, karolina tells nico a funny story about her own shitty ex to make nico feel better about alex being a jerk

OKAY STUFF HAPPENS (writers, feel free to go wild with this) AND THEY’RE GIRLFRIENDS ALRIGHT, OUT AND PROUD

+ bonus random headcanons for your consideration

  • gert happens upon karolina and nico making out, “hey nico, you’re welcome”, nico “what is she talking about??”, karolina “she was my first kiss. we practiced a lot when we were younger”
  • nico just stares at karolina, “what?? you know how many queer girls there are in this school, nico? too few, that’s for sure”
  • later on, nico gives karolina a lap dance while in her cheerleader uniform (the skirt is sinfully short) and whispers in karolina’s ear “did gert ever do this to you?”, karolina gulps and manages a “no” (almost too gay to function at this point), “good” nico says as she lets down her hair and continues grinding on karolina, “i want to be the only girl to dance for you”
  • karolina goes to all of nico’s games and makes a placard (cute lil rainbow doodled on and “Go Nico!” written in glitter pen and the bi colors), nico’s cheer squad all go “aww” “you’re so lucky, nico. my boyfriend nEVER does that”
  • soft butch!karolina cleans up reaaaaaaal nice in a fucking suit for prom and nico is absolutely stunning in her dress, THINK OF THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE AS THEY SLOW DANCE BITCH

viridescentlights  asked:

Enjonine as best friends fake!dating for the 3 sentence fic for the prompt? ^_^

A/N: holy shit i’m so sorry for the late reply!!!!!!! i’ve been quite preoccupied with,,,,, other fanfic ideas because i’m a fucking mess, but here it is!!!! i hope this makes up for the wait!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

a fake dating au three-sentence fic, in which i abuse the use of commas and semicolons


“Mother, Father, this is my girlfriend, Éponine,” Enjolras introduced the young woman standing beside him with his arm around her to his parents as they stood in the doorway to his family’s massive log cabin in the French Alps, after his parents invited him and the significant other he had lied about over for the winter holidays; after much pleading and bargaining and bribing with pizza and promises of movie nights in which she could choose the movies, he had managed to convince Éponine to pretend to be his girlfriend for the two weeks they were going to be spending with his parents up in the mountains.

“Pleased to meet you,” Éponine politely greeted Enjolras’ parents, holding out her hand for them to shake and turning faintly pink when Enjolras buried his face in her hair and kissed the top of her head; she ignored the fluttering in her stomach as she let go of Enjolras’ father’s hand and pulled away from Enjolras to glare up at him, managing to convey the words You owe me so fucking much in one single expression, and he merely smiled that charming smile at her in response before he leaned in to press a light kiss to her lips, making her heart race even faster the moment his lips brushed hers.

“Come in, make yourself at home,” Enjolras’ mother invited, stepping aside to allow Enjolras and his “girlfriend” entry, and Enjolras pulled Éponine closer to his side as the two of them walked into the luxurious log cabin, and Enjolras could feel his lips curling into a smile at the look of wonder and amazement on Éponine’s face as she observed their surroundings, overwhelmed by how splendid his family’s log cabin was; he felt his face grow warm as she turned back to him and placed her arms around his neck, and when she leaned in slightly, he almost immediately closed the gap between them by capturing her lips in a tender kiss—for the sake of pleasing his parents, of course, it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he was beginning to feel butterflies in his stomach whenever she so much as touched his hand—and when they broke apart, he smiled down at her and whispered, “I’m starting to think we could seriously make this work.”


A/N: i must’ve broken at least one rule while writing this, lmao

i think i should turn this into a full-length fic……… thoughts??

likes/reblogs/comments are appreciated!! tysm

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

  • ‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au
  • ‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au
  • ‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au
  • ‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au
  • ‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au
  • ‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au
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OTP !?!?!?!
  • Person B: *is mad and yelling at person A*
  • Person A: *can't take B seriously*
  • Person B: *Yells* ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?! STOP SMILING, I'M SERIOUS!!
  • Person A: but, you're just so adorable when you're mad..
  • person B: *even more frustrated* I'M TRYIN TO BE ANGRY AT YOU! BE SCARED!!
  • Person B: *holds back laughter*
fake dating! zimbits

It was only by a stroke of luck that Jack happened to look at his phone just as he exits the lecture hall. The group chat was blowing up – the group chat was always blowing up these days – but the lack of all-caps or exclamation marks caught his attention right away.

Eric Bittle: Guys, I wouldn’t ask this of y’all if I really didn’t need this, but I have to ask a HUGE favor of one of you.

Shitty Knight: brah are you dying

Justin Oluransi: You can have my kidney, Bits.

Adam Birkholtz: u aren’t gonna save that for me just in CASE, JUSTIN?

Larissa Duan: shit, bitty, r u ok

Eric Bittle: Um, yeah, mostly, I just…..need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend.

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