otp: if you find that one person

if you’re struggling for AU ideas take a look-see at this list i wrote for my friend who dubbed it “better than the 10 commandments" 

1)     Coffee shop AU

i)       Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order

ii)      I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii)     you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv)     you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2)      Flower shop AU

i)       You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

ii)      I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii)     (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3)      Library AU

i)       You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down

ii)      I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying

iii)     The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4)      Awful first time meeting

i)       I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

ii)      I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii)     You get the gist to this one

iv)     Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5)      Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i)       We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together

ii)      “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”

iii)     A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night

iv)     We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear

v)      You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi)     “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6)      Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

i)       You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii)      I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii)     You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv)     Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v)      Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7)      FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

i)       It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii)      My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii)     There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv)     I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8)      Soulmate aus

i)       The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like  the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?

ii)      You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn

iii)     The more ridiculous the better actually

iv)     Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit

v)      Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9)      Alternate universes for real

i)       Mermaids

ii)      Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening

iii)     Hogwarts

iv)     We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v)      Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi)     Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10)   Other aus that I like

i)       I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck

ii)      We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME

iii)     Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv)     It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war

v)      It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi)     Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii)   You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses

viii)  Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix)     You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??

x)      You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute

xi)     I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii)   I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii)  Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv)  You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of auing already I have too many ideas christ

send me some to @theskyis-forever with a pairing for me to write :)

the worst thing about trying to decide to read a fic:

-horrible writing.

-the summary is good but the story is written in a different language or is badly written.

-opening it to find no spaces between the paragraphs.

-both your otp and notp is tagged and you have no clue if you want to take a risk or not.

-tagged major character death and you start sweating.

-hasn’t been updated in 80 years but the summary is on point and their the best fucking writer ever.

-you start reading only to find that the person updates every ten years and you just happened to catch them on a day they finally updated.

-you find a writer and check them out, only to find out they mostly write about your notp - and of course they always update, have perfect writing and have stories that are epic.

-stories with so many fucking tags, you just shake your head and move on.

-the “i suck at summaries please check it out still” and you just, pause because it has your otp and you debate whether or not to take the risk.

-you find a pairing you never considered before and think holy shit, that could be hot and spend all day hunting through the tag.

-you ship a pairing so fucking hard, only to find like two fics and you start weeping.

-when you find a perfect story only to check the tags and see some weird shit that disgusts you and you scream why.

-a fic with good writing and summary but it’s so short or is only fan-art.

-a crossover fic where you have both of your fandoms but don’t have both of otps, just one.

-one shots that are so good you wish they were longer.

-when your notp is tagged but it’s labeled as a past relationship or says your otp is endgame, and you have to go through the notp’s awkward breakup in order for your otp to happen.

-when someone doesn’t tag properly and a plot twist hits you and you want to cry.

-you finally find a great fic that has been updated and the last update says writes block, personal issues- can’t do this, asks for co-writer, discontinues it or says lol i hate how this is turning out, deleting.

-when a writer as twenty stories to update and you cry because you like all of them and you have to wait.

-when you remember a story from like five years ago and you search for it, only to find it’s been deleted or can’t seem to find it anywhere.

-when a writer gives you an update schedule and you’re excited because they follow it but then they start missing it and you just…

-when a writer deletes a story and rewrites the same story but you like the original better.

-when your reading a story about a rare pairing that interests and your otp hate each other or just friends and it’s just so weird to read.

-when one half of your otp is in another relationship and the other half shows up with someone else and then you remember, right i’m not reading a story about my otp so i can’t get mad.

-when your otp is popular but it’s not as popular as another ship in the fandom and you hate how the other ship as so much more stories than your ship.

-when you try to read an ot3 relationship because it has two characters you love but the other character is usually from your notp and you hate when your notp share moments.

-when you beg an author (usually one where they aren’t in the fandom really) to write more stories about your otp and they say maybe and it never happens.

-when the writer literally shits on your favorite character and you can’t go through it anymore.

-when your otp isn’t the main pairing and you don’t really care about the other pairings in the story and skip to your otp parts.

-when a story has a million words and it’s so good and you know that you will spend all day and night reading it until your eyes hurt.

-when a story have 200 parts to it and you lose all hope after a while because the story is dragging.

-when your otp is going through something and so many stories are filled with angst, fluff and hurt that it makes you cry because yup, i need to read about my pain for my otp.

-when the writer refuses to write the smut you been waiting for and your otp is stuck in unresolved tension mode forever.

-when the writer unexpected changes the story’s events and you are disappointed by the direction.

-when you find a great au and the characters are so out of character… it makes you sad.

-when you open a fic only to find you hate the point of view and you scream.

-when you request a prompt and the author writes it but you are disappointed and just smile through the pain.

-when you have such a good idea in your head and you try to write it but it’s so bad that you delete it and cry, hoping someone else writes the brilliant idea that you had.

-when you don’t ship something anymore but see a great plot and you click the story and take a deep breath - because shit is about to go down.

-when you reading a great story but get distracted and skip some parts, shit goes down in between and then you think fuck, and have to start over.

-when it’s tagged “slow burn” and you say i can do this and it’s chapter 30 and my ship still hate each other like what.

-when the author says this is their first time writing smut and you think on god they better do this right - only to find out they writing eight pages on your otp making love. like yes.

-when the smut is so rushed or improper you feel cheated and log off because done. like so done.

-when it’s tagged “everyone lives” and your eyes water because that’s all you ever wanted in life.

-when the author leaves a cliffhanger and says in the author’s note “lol sorry about the cliffhanger, i’ll update soon”. you ain’t sorry, stop lying.

-when you see that the story is complete and do a happy dance, only to realize that it ended badly or the sequel/series hasn’t been updated.

Autumn Inspired Prompts
  • You’re a vampire and I’m a witch, we both go to this private school in New England that has a small population of supernatural students. We meet because I need a vile of vampire venom for a potion and my demon best friend said you’re the person to talk to.
  • We go to a school for supernatural beings and you’re the cutest witch I’ve ever seen but you’re kind of intimidating.
  • I’m a fairy and my parents told me to never get myself involved with a witch but you’re so sweet and kind and not anything like I was told about witches.
  • We’re both from ancient supernatural families and our kinds hate each other but to end the centuries of fighting we are to be wed.
  • There our seven lines of ancient witches referred to as the Seven Devil, there are certain alliances amongst the families and certain feuds. One night a whole line is whipped out, they were an ally of my line an enemy of yours. You’re suspected of being apart of the killings but I can prove you’re innocence. The only problem is our lines are enemies as well and my family advises me not to because it’ll give our line more power. (Bonus: My line was actually behind whipping out the line because they were power hungry and framed your line)
  • I’m a witch and one night while I’m walking home I’m murdered by someone or something unknown. But a few day later I wake up in the morgue. I got my friend who says that I was saved due to vampire venom in my system, vampire venom in small amounts can slowly heal someone but they’ll appear dead until they’ve made a full recovery. I try to find the vampire who saved me and find you. You tell me you found me bleeding out, near death on the side of the road while you were walking into town so you bit me to save me. (Bonus: You help me find the person or thing that tried to kill me)
  • I’m a witch and there’s a witch hunter in town and he’s been following me around for the last few days. One day he corners me in the woods near town while I was collecting ingredients for a potion and tried to kill me but you come out of nowhere and save me by killing him. We make eye contact before you run into the woods. Who are you and why did you save me?
  • I’m a werewolf and have some serious anger issues and you’re a witch who makes theses amazing calming potions with lavender and every time I come in to buy some you me a free lavender candle and every time I light it I’m instantly calm and can’t stop thinking about you.
  • I just transferred to this private school and all the students talk about the werewolves who roam the forest that surrounds the school for miles, some are even rumored to attend the school. I don’t believe them because wolves are common in this area and werewolves obviously aren’t real. But then one night decide to go for a walk in the woods because it’s a full moon and there’s a light fog so how can I resist and I’m pretty damn sure the cute person from my history class just turned into a wolf, what the hell?
  • You and your friends are rumored to be descendants of supernatural beings and you’re pretty well liked by everyone but everyone’s also kind of afraid of you. Of course most people don’t believe in the supernatural, but I’ve seen somethings and I’m pretty sure not only are the rumors true but there’s way more to it.
  • Your a descendant from a famous alleged supernatural being and I’m doing a report on them and how it’s affected your family. You agreed to let me interview and after doing a lot of research I realize that you’re not a descendant of that person but are in fact that person who’s been alive after all these years.
  • We’re best friends, I’m a vampire and you’re a witch. Shenanigans ensue.
  • I’m a powerful ancient witch and you’re a vampire who I’ve loved for several centuries but you’re murdered by one of my enemies. I’m now consumed with finding a way to bring you back to life and back to me. I have never been a cruel witch but in this time I am ready to do anything and everything to get my way.

The Glow of a New Sun: Part I

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Helion was quick to embrace Nesta once she, Feyre, Rhys, and her mate winnowed to the location of the shower. A courtyard overlooking the Sidra, which sparkled in the midday light of late June.

“How I’ve missed you.” Helion admitted, pulling away and taking in the view of her in the dress he had Rhys deliver that morning. She was a lovely sight to behold. Her round belly being just one of the stunning features that made it impossible to not stare at her. A smile spread across Helion’s full lips as he lowered his head in a bow. “So many changes since we last saw one another. My dear, you have the glow of a new sun.“

Without skipping a beat, Nesta hugged her middle and responded in a feigned sweet voice, “And the density of a dying one.”

Cassian’s body shook with a silent laugh as he placed a hand on her shoulder. Tilting his face closer to hers, he muttered, “That’s my girl,” before dodging the foot she meant to stomp on his.

Helion seemed pleased to find the emissary still delivering whip-smart comebacks. Turning to Cassian, he looked him up and down, saying, “You’re looking quite well today, Commander.”

It was true. Cassian looked good. Nesta had braided his hair back and put it in a bun. The white shirt he wore was thin enough that every muscle, every tattoo clearly visible. His pants loose, but fitted in all the right places. His wings… They either glimmered from the sunlight or from being cared for in the shower he shared with Nesta just hours ago. “Dreamy,” was the exact word Nesta used to describe him. It was not, by any means, an exaggeration.

Feyre and Rhys shifted uncomfortably at the threesome and left to join Elain and others as they organized presents. Tall stacks of perfect white boxes; only to be offset by an emerald colored and poorly wrapped lump with an obscenely large bow tied around it.

Helion extended a hand and boldly asked, “May I?” He looked at Nesta, then to Cassian as he spoke. Genuine wonder etched on his immortal face.

Nodding and looking to Cassian whose face shone in pure pride, Nesta took Helion’s hand in her own and pressed it on her bump.

Seconds passed before anything happened…

And then…kick.

So hard and sudden that even Nesta jumped, causing Helion to remove his hand and back a step.

“Well,“ Helion chuckled and cocked his head. “I should’ve known that any child would be quite the powerful one with the two of you as it’s parents.”

It’s all from her, Cassian thought, but didn’t say.

Instead, he smirked and drawled, “Powerful indeed.” Squeezing Nesta’s hand, he extended the other for Helion to shake, who took it smiling. “You haven’t considered, Helion, the possibility that my child just doesn’t like you.”

Nesta snorted and shook her head at the drama. Cassian wasn’t normally territorial. He would whoop any brute who disrespected her, sure. But Helion was never disrespectful to Nesta. However, Helion made him tick and knew exactly which buttons to press. A fact which he proved on multiple occasions.

A miraculous save as what would’ve blossomed into an even more awkward conversation, Mor and Amren appeared at Nesta’s side.

•••

Looking at Nesta’s protruding abdomen as if it were a globe, Amren seemed equally enamored and concerned. “When do I get to meet the puppy?” She looked up at Nesta and Cassian, who only blinked in response.

“Soon.” Mor assured her tiny friend. “But not soon enough,” she added with a wink.

Nesta’s friendship with Mor had taken time to build. But they were now friends. They’d stood alongside one another through too much for it to be otherwise.

Studying the intimate group, Nesta’s eyes searched for the person she was missing. If she hadn’t worried about falling, she would’ve gone on her tiptoes. Would’ve looked behind every hedge and statue.

Cassian and Helion both frowned at the tears that rimmed Nesta’s eyes. Mor offered a cookie, which she did not take. Even Azriel and Elain tried their best to distract Nesta from her thoughts by suggesting she sit and discuss possible baby names.

Cassian knew the words she thought without her saying them aloud.

“If he could be here, he would be.” Rhys smiled kindly at Nesta and led her to stand in the shade of the willow tree with him.

Cassian followed them. Trailing behind by just a step. Grasping at the billowy fabric of her dress.

Since she conceived, he hadn’t been able to keep his hands off her. Nor could she bear for it to be any different.

•••

Under the tree and out of the light, Nesta leaned into Cassian. If it wasn’t so warm, he would’ve wrapped his wings around her.

Nesta wanted to smile. She was pregnant with the child of her mate and husband. And they were more blissfully in love than ever. Her best friend in the whole world was there, too. And he had organized the entire day for them, for her. To celebrate the life that would soon be brought into the world.

But there was still a part of her that wanted to cry because-

“Hey, you.” Putting hands on either side of her face, Cassian kissed her forehead. “I didn’t mean for it to be a secret. He would be here, you know. Especially after what-” Tugging a short golden curl, he shivered at the memory that would haunt the five involved for the rest of their days.

“You don’t have to stay,” Rhys interjected, not wanting to be reminded either. “Helion would understand. And I’m sure Mor and Amren would get over it once the baby is born.”

For a brief moment, Nesta considered the offer. Rhys’s words were true. It would be hard for them to be irked with a pregnant woman. Even harder to be irked at a woman holding an infant who was sure to have quite the personality and head full of hair.

“I’m staying.” Her word was final. She straightened her tattooed back, solidifying her resolution. “We will have a perfect day.”

Peering over to the gathering that resumed in their absence, Nesta knew she was right. They would be surrounded by the people they love.

Most of the people they love.

“Ready to waddle back and join the celebrations, sis?” Rhys flashed a grin at the reaction she never failed to give at the nickname.

“I’ve never once waddled in my life.”

Finding Cassian’s hand, she interlaced her fingers with his and led him to continue what was sure to be a perfect day. Despite the emerald piece of her heart that ached.

Person A of your OTP is a vampire and is next in line to lead the clan. Person B is a lone werewolf who was kicked out of their pack (you decide why). One night, person A goes on a hunting trip by themselves, but end up getting caught in some sort of trap. They are stuck there for however many days until they are nearly starving to death. Person B finds them and, instead of killing them like anyone else from their pack would, they hunt for food for person A and try to help them. Although person A is very unsure/terrified of person B at first, they are so starving that they accept the food with next to no hesitation, despite being raised to never trust werewolves. As person B tries to free person A from the trap, they start to talk and get to know each other, slowly starting to bond with each other. When A is finally free, they ask to see B again in secret, despite the disapproval of their clan. What happens next is up to you.

matt about malec
  • that’s all love
  • it’s about learning a relationship
  • it’s about learning what it’s like to be in a relationship with somebody and figuring things out for one person 
  • it’s about figuring out what it is to be in a new relationship where they feel something more substantial and more personal than they have in a long time
  • it’s about finding themselves after years of loss and years of losing themselves

Okay but wHAT IF Shiro shows up with Matt and Matt shows how smart and competent he is and Lance starts to feel like an 8th wheel and that Matt should just take Blue because he’s OBVIOUSLY MORE QUALIFIED AND has pidge’s brother and shiro’s friend and he looks like a fighter and leader and Lance just feels ashamed and like he doesn’t belong so he just takes a pod and leaves.

But what if nobody notices. Maybe some off hand comments, but there’s always an excuse. Then, they need to form voltron and they can’t find Lance so they ask Matt to step in, but Blue doesn’t allow it. She won’t have another paladin because she is so fiercely loyal. But they need voltron. So the black lion forces her.

And they all like Matt as the Blue lion pilot, but the Blue lion is all like fuck no. And she flies off to find her paladin. But like shit hits the fan, because now Lance has been captured by Lotor and Blue has to accept Matt until they can rescue Lance.

But it’s Coran who gets pissed at everybody for they way they are acting when they aren’t rushing to find Lance. They are all like “the universe is more important than one person” and Coran is all like “but lance is the Blue paladin because all of you are more important than the universe. And you shut him out and made him feel unwanted. Shame.” And they were all like fuck. And Matt was all like, yeah. I’m not Blue. Let’s go save Lance. And they agreed.

And I don’t know. Throw some Klance in there because OTP is very important.

And yeah…this got out of hand. I just wanted a little langst…

Whatever you do, don’t imagine person A of your OTP coming home to find person B sitting with a guitar in their lap, badly playing it while singing Can’t Help Falling In Love while person A’s favourite flowers are all throughout the apartment, there are scented candles everywhere, and person A’s favourite meal is waiting for them on the table, along with a card that says “happy one year!”

OTP
  • Person A: hey, can you help me find my up sexy?
  • Person B: ... I'm not falling for your jokes anymore.
  • Person A: it's not a joke, come on, I really did loose my up sexy.
  • Person B: *sighs* Maybe,.. *evil smirk* maybe, your up sexy, will show up if, I give you my down sexy.😉
  • Person A: ...what?
  • Person B: May-
  • Person A: Stop!✋ You'll only make it worse. HONESTLY, why do I even try?
  • Yoosung: *coughs and splutters* Oh, God, I think I chocked on air!
  • Zen: I bet that's not the only thing you choke on *wink wink*
  • Seven: *gasps and looks at Yoosung* Wait, how did he know?!
  • Zen: Wait...*stares at them in shock*
  • Yoosung: *facepalms*
  • Seven: Wait...so Zen didn't know we were dating?
  • Zen: WTF?!?!? *flips the table* I KNEW I WASN'T SEEING THINGS!!!

The AU where the first thing your soulmate says to you is on your wrist and somebody has their own name. They become a celebrity and suddenly realize that there are hundreds of people screaming their name all the time. Of course, they get really stressed out because there’s no way they could find one person among so many…

Turns out their soulmate works in a starbucks.

soulmate au otp

imagine it’s an AU where the date you meet your soulmate is on your wrist.

Person A is a time traveller however.

Person B has always dealt with the date on their wrist changing but it never matches the day they wake up.

Person A, after a long time decides to go back to their timeline.

One day person B wakes up and they notice the date on their wrist changed again but this time they realize that that exact date is that day and they suddenly start freaking out and getting dressed to go and find their soulmate.

OTP Idea #926

Imagine Person A of your OTP has never had a ticklish spot and is quite proud of this fact. However, once they start dating Person B, B is able to find one ticklish spot on A and uses this against A every chance they get.

Person A finding excuses to hold person B's hand

- “Its just for an experiment I swear”
- “Here let me measure your heart rate while we hold hands whAT NO THAT’S NOT MY ONE THAT’S GOING CRAZY”
- “Where are you going? No I’m not gonna let go I’m coming with you”
- “My hands are cold will you warm them up for me”
- “But why are they so ROUGH your hand feels like a piece of paper did you work in a farm??”
- “Your hands are so soft I must protect them”

Writing Prompts for the Modern Age
  • dude… do you SEE THEM? Like, I know coffee shops are such a cliche place to find the one, and I’m not gay but… goddamn- I’m going to talk to them.
  • “He’s probably had sex with some kitchen appliance, I’m willing to bet. Good god, he’s so lonely.”
  • “You use emoji’s like a straight person.”
  • “I saw a flash out of the corner of my eye- and my first reaction was to punch it. I’m so sorry- are you okay?”
  • “I’d rather kill myself than commit suicide- wait- shit!”
  • “You can’t just… UNSEND a letter! And if that isn’t the biggest oversight of human civilization, I don’t know what is.”
  • “Chicken is disgusting, I’m a beef bitch.”
  • “I can’t believe I met you through a twitter/facebook/Tumblr/amino post that just read- in all caps: I ‘ M   G A Y   A N D   I   W A N T   A T T E N T I O N.”
  • “She finally dumped him- somebody get her a cake and a Slurpee, stat.”
  • “I identify as a slutty gay man. Because I am one.”
  • “I’m sech  tavvy.” “…wait.”
  • “Sometimes boobs need moral support too man.”
  • I broke my exes nose, you found out a year later- despite being the closest person to me- and bought me a key chain. Thanks!”
  • It’s 3 am and I’m currently googling how much you can shove up a human ass- and we’re awake playing an infuriating minigame to get 100 percent completion of our favorite game, and we’re eating croutons out of the bag with ranch dip and I think I love you?
  • You stole my notebook/sketchbook/laptop and started looking through it- and you started blushing madly when you found all my porn? You hand it back and tell me I have good taste- I didn’t know you were into that stuff too… okay…
  • “You know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Murderers.”
  • We made up a drinking game together called ‘kinks’ where people go around in a circle calling out kinks, and you take a shot if you’re into it- you are more hammered than anybody here- do you want a ride home?
  • Some dude came up to us at 5 am at a McDonalds, while we’re on our way to a convention out of town and asked you if you were sailor moon- I laughed so hard another hot cake killed itself by falling to the floor and everything is just so funny with you!
  • You can scratch your pubes, just don’t make it weird.
  • We’re picking out mystery box toys, and you say, “I’m telling you, I have lucky fingers!” “I’m sorry- what Leprechauns have you fingered recently? You just ruined the Lucky Charms man for me forever HOW DARE YOU.”
  • “Move your chicken wing out of the way, you chicken fried fuck.”
  • “Who’s your ABC OTP?” “I think the obvious answer is a lowercase L and O… but- I might be missing something here.”
  • “What if I was both near and far sighted?” “You’d be blind.”
  • Suddenly I’m telling you about the one thing that wasn’t really scary- but totally traumatised me as a child and I’m starting to get scared again- help me YOU ASKeD AND StArTeD ThIs!
  • I’m addicted to protein shakes, and you just got me a Costco sized crate of 400 as a gag gift- but I seriously WILL drink all of these before years end- fucking watch me.
  • “I officially hit my FUCK IT button, and I bit a bullet without thinking- and WOW THAT Worked out…. surprisingly well? Thanks for not wanting me dead!

Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”

Person A is a cop. They’re investigating a series of crimes that happened in the area. Simultaneously, they meet Person B. B is absolutely perfect, and the pair fall quickly in love. However, one afternoon, after a break in the case, Person A is discussing the finding of new forensic evidence. B seems nervous all night, and when A wakes up the next morning, Person B is gone. While they’re reeling from the shock, they get a call from the lab, telling them they’ve found a DNA match: the perpetrator is Person B.

It’s up to you whether the crimes are violent or perhaps just robberies.

OTP Idea #835

Imagine Person A lives in a universe where soulmate marks exist - when you first touch your soulmate, a tattoo/line/date etc. (writer’s choice) appears on their arm/neck/ankle etc. (also writer’s choice).

Person A is the only one who hates the soulmate marks, having never found their own soulmate and being convinced they don’t exist. Sick of their universe, they find a way to leave it and go into a parallel dimension without soulmate marks.

They have a rough landing and end up with a few injuries. Person B, a passer-by, is concerned about A and tries to help.

As soon as B touches A, A gets a soulmate mark. B doesn’t.