otp: i've never loved anyone as much as i love you

pre-zimbits, in which bittle is drunk and jack is very patient (and a jerk with a great ass)

“I can’t believe I didn’t stay for Senior Week last year.”

Bittle was sprawled across the grass in the little cemetery on the other side of the soccer field. Jack wasn’t entirely sure how he got here, but he was very drunk and very alone, and everyone else was very drunk and not answering Bittle’s texts.

“Having fun?” Jack asked, hands in his pockets.

Bittle pulled himself to his feet, using a headstone for balance. “Mmph, sorry there, Mr. Dead Dude. Don’t haunt me for this.”

Bittle was drunker than Jack feared. He stumbled over, eyes glassy and unfocused. There was no doubt Jack would be cleaning vomit tonight; Bittle was so buying him Annie’s tomorrow.

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anonymous asked:

Do you think the tv show Hannibal is problematic? My friend loves it but I've not heard good reviews and I'm nervous to watch it

Personally I’ve never seen it, it’s not my style. But I did check out a few articles and blogs. One blog has a decent about the issues of racism within Hannibal. They mention that some whitewashing occurred (which kept a character safe) and that characters who were originally white were portrayed by actors of color, they were killed or faced a lot of trauma

Oh and this lovely comment from one of the actors… 

Some antisemitism within the show on top of that.

And this, I don’t know if it’s the shows fault or the fandoms, but there is a lot of abuse apology too, which I’m also very upset with the fandom’s shipping of these two. These are not a “gay OTP” and its really gross to do that.

Honestly I don’t know much more aside from that. Really not my scene sorry, but if anyone else wants to add on, please do!

Mod Bethany

Nick & Judy open up their relationship to the public:

Quick notation: Nick and Judy finally decided to open up their relationship to the public on Instaram (Instagram in Zootopia of course). The following picture is the picture he posts on his account with the username: NickDaHustler. Judy’s username is OfficerHopps and Benjamin’s username is BenLuvsDonuts.


NickDaHustler: Have you ever met someone who believed in you 100% for who you are? Have you ever met someone who motivated you to do better in life? Have you ever met someone who accept you as your own self? And finally, have you ever met someone who always has your back and will stay by your side forever? Well I have and her name is Judy Laverne Hopps. We started off on the bad side until I found out how determined she was about her passion as a cop. Then, we later on became really close to each other during our night howlers case. And now I am her partner because she accepted me for who I am and I honestly never thought for once in my lifetime EVER have I thought that I would be a cop, but surprisingly, I am, all because of her. I didn’t become her partner because I wanted to be a cop, no, not at all, but I became her partner because it just explains how much she has really cared about me, and now, my life just gets so much better throughout time. Now, going to work is my favorite daily routine, because I get to see the bunny who makes my day ten times better. Every time I look at her, my heart just beats faster, and seeing her face everyday tells me how blessed I really am to have someone like her to come up into my life, and that feeling is the best feeling I could ever have, EVER, so as soon as I couldn’t take it anymore, I had to open up her, and I honestly know she wouldn’t say no because I’m the only person she has ever felt the same way towards, and because I know how much she really cares about me, and she told me herself that she cares so much about me to the point where she doesn’t care or worry about anyone else in her life. And now, she is not only my best friend and my partner at work, but she is also the beautiful little bunny I fell in love with. She just might be the love of my life, my soulmate… I’ve never felt this kind of love before, ever. Falling in love with your best friend is the best kind of feeling anyone could ever have, EVER, and I’m so proud of her and myself on having this outcome. Throughout time, my love for her just gets much stronger and I can’t wait for what the future holds. I love you so much Carrots, and I always will! 💚😭💘

OfficerHopps: 💜💓💖💗☺️ oh Nick…😭

BenLuvsDonuts: Photo Creds to me btw✌🏿. They’re so adorable together and I’m so proud of these two! OM GOODNESS!! 😢😭😭


Lol this was my gift for getting 100 followers btw. I decided to use this pic, because it looks a lot like something that would be posted on Instagram tbh. I hope y'all liked it :). BTW the original source for this picture is down below the tags lol

Here, have a present

Person A and Person B have been dating for about a 3 years now. 

The strength of their love was something they never doubted, nor did anyone around them. But one night, something broke in the both of them. Person A shouts, “Please, just listen to me! You never listen to me.” 

Person B sighs in exasperation, their hands going straight to their temples to massage them. “I am listening right now, aren’t I? You’re just not making any sense. I don’t understand!”

“That’s the thing, (Person B’s name). You don’t try to understand. If it doesn’t make sense the first time around, it never makes sense to you.” 

“That’s because you don’t bother to try and help me understand after the first time. You’re just as much at fault as I am.” Person B’s voice grew quieter with each syllable.

Person B stares right into Person A’s eyes. Both of them start to tear up, the love in their minds trying to overcome the overwhelming amount of hate that’s starting to bubble up and froth at their mouths, spitting out hate instead of the love their muscles remember. 

“I fell in love with you, 3 years ago,” Person B starts. “I fell in love with everything about you.”

Person A starts to cry, and their knees give out. Person B looks at the broken pieces in front of him, and the pieces just kept breaking.

“But now, I think…” Person B started. 

“I think I’m starting to fall in hate with you.”

thefaniestgirl  asked:

Please explain drarry I've just never understood why people think they are a good match

I understand :) I didn’t see it at first either. When I first stumbled upon drarry, I kept thinking: What? But Draco was awful to Harry! They hated each other, Draco was bully etc etc. So why would they suddenly be in love?
Well, now I have no idea how I didn’t see it :D They will forever be my otp and here is why (these are just my personal thoughts, other people might see it differently):

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anonymous asked:

Omg you ship dramione??? Do you have any recommended fanfics?? (I've read isolation already!) :o

Yes! DRAMIONE IS MY MAJOR OTP I just, I read a fanfiction like four years ago and it was so good I could never ship anyone so hard as them!

Mostly I’d reccomend the famous ones:

The Fallout (if you like dramione after this you’ll ship them like Hermes)

Silencio (you’ll enjoy this and then you’LL CRY)

Beautiful Disaster (I love this one because MALFOYS) 

The Accidental Malfoy (it’s wip but omg)

Aurelian (I LOVE THIS FIC, LIKE AFTER THE FALLOUT AND ISOLATION; THIS IS THE FIC I LOVE THE MOST)

We Learned at the Sea (this is beautiful too!)

Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy (read this one in chritsmas and it’ll be a lot much more beautiful and enjoyable!!)

Summer of the Dragon (I LOVE THIS FIC TOO, IT’S AMAZING)

and if I’m talking about Lena Phoria you just need to read The Deadline because I live for everyweek’s update in that fic I swear

oh you can check out every fic of her because every one of them are absolutely perfect!

Broken (I can’t tell you how much I loved this fic because there are no words enough to express it)

And lets not forget one of the best dramione writers: bex-chan

The first thing I read from bex was Graveyard Valentine and then Love Me Twice and then Isolation and then Hunted and then everything she writes because she’s so much talented and wow Isolation is my number one fic (The Fallout too, they both are my fav fics ever)

Mine ok this was strange because Veela and Draco and Veela and Draco and wtf that end in the last chapter posted and it’s WIP but it’s so so so good

aaaaaand I’ve left this to be the ast one because I’m not still sure if I like it, or if I love it, or if I will ever forgive this fic for hurting me so much. I have this kind of thing where everything about a parent who can’t show love but feels it, it gets me because I’ve lived it so yeah, read it but with a very open mind and just enjoy the hurting because maybe that is the thing that make this fic so special and amazing. Or I’m just a sentimental and that’s only a good story, anyway, I hope you give this one a chance:

Picture Retribution

and that’s it, I know I’m forgetting a lot of really good ones but these are the ones I remember as of now! 

I think fandom needs a regular reminder that first and foremost, fandom is meant to be fun. We’re here for a good time, and so long as we aren’t hurting others, what’s the big problem with however we choose to achieve that?

Be extra! Make friends! It’s okay to make a post about how a basic camera shot or line means “oh my god my OTP is canon”. It’s OKAY to have fun, and make jokes and - hell, as much as people mock it - “reach” - as much as you want to. So long as you’re having a good time and no one is getting hurt, it literally doesn’t matter how ridiculous and extra you are about your ship or your favourite character or whatever. Own it! Most of the time we know when we’re being extra and over-the-top. Who cares? It shouldn’t affect any other asshole’s day.

So write that meta, no matter how obvious the end result (“these idiots are in love”) some asshats might say it is! If you enjoy writing meta, screw everyone else who says you’re reaching. Go write that fanfic! Who cares if you’ve never written something before, or if everyone you talk to thinks it’s nerdy. Try something new, it’s okay! And what anyone else thinks doesn’t matter. This is for you. Make that gifset that already has a thousand versions of the same scene anyway, if it gives you satisfaction and joy to create things yourself. Worried your crackpost isn’t funny? Who tf cares? If it makes you laugh, go for it! Never made a fanvid before? It’s OKAY to try anyway. Everyone has to start somewhere - you can learn. Try reaching out to new people, follow people whose content/personalities you like, and don’t follow the people who you don’t.

Your fandom experience CAN be as good as you want it to be. Do what you enjoy, follow the people you like, block the assholes, and be on your merry way.

Just remember that if you aren’t offensive or rude to others/doing anything morally wrong, it doesn’t matter how you have fun on Tumblr. Participating in drama is a choice. Following assholes is a choice.

Doing what you love vs. putting down what other people love Is. A. Choice.

i feel like i’m arriving super late to the party, but i wanted to chime in and just rant about ed and lucius. (also, everyone should check out @rhavewellyarnbag​, @m4dh4ttey​, @millicentcordelia​, @sunlitroom​ and @littlehollyleaf​‘s discussion here which inspired this!)

so, lucius and ed are polar opposites. lucius is basically the person ed wanted to be – he’s calm and collected, where ed is awkward and blunt. he’s content at the g.c.p.d., and seems to be well-liked and appreciated by his colleagues in a way that ed never was.

it makes complete sense that ed would turn to lucius as his nemesis, because lucius is his foil. he’s ed, if ed had social skills. he’s ed, if ed was successful at the g.c.p.d. i’d imagine that ed resents lucius, for basically living the life that ed believes he deserves.

also, again and again, lucius has proven himself to be ed’s intellectual equal. when they first met, lucius answered ed’s riddle, and ed was obviously thrown by this. he didn’t expect anyone in the group to get it, and then a total stranger almost immediately answers him??

and then, when ed was threatening lucius and bruce in arkham, lucius upstaged ed’s Grand Villain Moment by ignoring the threat, recognising ed’s voice, and calling him out on having a “funny name”. ed expected to remain an anonymous threat, and lucius not only unmasked him, but taunted him.

their quips when ed visited lucius at the g.c.p.d. are just beautiful. it’s obvious, from just this scene alone, that ed and lucius are evenly matched. it’s honestly no surprise that lucius is the one who “answers ed’s call” as cory put it here (when jim was too busy or w/e).

but, taking all that a step further, and putting on fanon goggles for a second, in the 2nd episode of season 2, lucius tells bruce “i loved your father. i regret that i never told him so.” a lot of people agree that this pretty heavily implies that lucius was in love with thomas wayne.

in that same episode, alfred and lucius have the gayest meeting ever. it honestly looks like alfred is trying to pick lucius up:

alfred: been here before then, have you?
lucius: it’s my regular spot.
alfred: oh, right, you’re a local? nice. don’t i know you?
lucius: do you?

out of context, it just looks like alfred’s flirting with him. judging by lucius’ expression, he thinks so too. lucius has never shown any attraction to women, or had a relationship onscreen, so he could easily be not entirely straight (or not straight at all). i know this isn’t much canon evidence to go by, but, for the sake of argument, let’s go with it.

ed, on the other hand, is an infamous hot mess of enigmatic sexuality. is he straight?? is he bisexual??? at this point (canonically) we don’t know. whether you ship it or not, the sexual tension in nygmobblepot is ridiculous, and ed seemed to be pretty into oswald (before isabella showed up). also, if you look at ed’s interactions with jim in the right way, it could be said that ed had a crush on jim in seasons 1 and 2. (i wrote about that here, if you’re interested!)

so, continuing the idea that lucius is ed’s opposite, lucius is comfortable in his sexuality, while ed is a flailing disaster, denying his obvious feelings for oswald, and shouting No Homo at the top of his lungs.

if we push nygmobblepot aside for a second, and focus on the potential of lucius and ed as a ship, it makes sense that ed, who’s clearly confused and searching for an identity (whose symbol is literally a QUESTION MARK???) would gravitate towards lucius, who is self-assured and confident. he sees something in lucius that he wants for himself.

in this clip, the answer to ed’s riddle is “reflection”. (side note: thanks google!) it seems like ed’s going to spend most of 3.15 looking for his teacher, and then his enemy: lucius fox.

in almost everything, lucius is ed’s reflection, and his opposite. ed is searching for a nemesis, for someone to define him, for someone he considers worth his time and attention. he even says himself “the greatest villains have always been defined by the men who tried to stop them”. there’s a lot of shipping potential here and i am so excited???

anonymous asked:

i realized you shipped delena at some point and you think both stefan and were abusives but damon is more? and the reason why u stopped shipping them is because damon abuses her and the writers don't allow her to say things like "you know what else blew? being sired to you" with her humanity on? like the writers don't acknowledge the abuse of delena and doesn't allow elena to fight back?

I have been involved in TVD fandom for about eightish years. My opinions were informed by the unfinished nature of the canon and the people I’ve been surrounded by. I’ve grown and changed since, say, season four of TVD. Lost friends and gained new ones, whose reactions to TVD informed my own. The fact that the story is closed means very nature of how I interact with the text changes. My view of Stefan nearly killing Elena in mid season three has changed from the moment I saw it, to the seasons that came after it, to how I see it now.

I don’t like to say that Damon abused Elena more than Stefan or vice versa. Mostly, because I find quantifying something abuse impossible, fruitless, and honestly missing the point.

But here is what I can say about my feelings/thoughts as of now: Damon’s entire relationship with Elena has been about him dominating and using her with very little care for her as a person in her right. Stefan and Elena’s relationship started when they were both in very dark places, where they found some light and hope in one another. Their relationship had its highs and lows. There were times when the relationship was a source of growth and healing for them both - but there were also times when one of them hurt the other.

I don’t think anyone has ever hurt Elena as much as Stefan. He kidnapped her, shoved his blood in her throat, and threatened to turn her into a vampire. Hurting Klaus was one of his goals - but taking everything he knew about Elena, her fears and dreams and hopes, and using it against her. He wanted to make her hate him. Elena seeing through it and loving him anyway was not what I’d call a healthy choice made from a well adjusted person.

Season three also ends with, perhaps, the most powerful act of love in the entire narrative: Stefan saving Matt instead of Elena. In that moment, he cemented not only his love for Elena, but also his respect for her. He knows how much guilt she carries for being at the center of a supernatural war, he knows she blames herself for all the death around her. He knew that saving Matt was more important her than living and he put her desires ahead of his own. It broke his heart to let her die, but he did it anyway. It was an act of sacrificial love, perhaps the most powerful kind of all. 

Season four turns it head on their dynamic some more, with Elena taking Stefan’s worst fears and hopes and dreams and using them to hurt him. Elena kills that waitress to punish <em>Stefan</em>, not Damon. Of course, Elena never has as much power because of the sire bond and having her humanity turned off against her will - but it says something about the dynamic nature of their relationship that Elena uses what power she does have to hurt Stefan when it suited her needs (as Stefan did with her).

Stefan and Elena’s relationship is rich with meaning. Plec and Williamson have talked extensively about what their relationship meant to the narrative and to each character involved. Williamson’s views Delena as disposable and not at all important to Elena’s journey. Plec can talk extensively about what Delena means to Damon - but very little about what it means to Elena. For Plec, Delena is about Damon and it really shows.

Look, the most interesting Damon/Elena ever were was in early season three. Elena wanted Damon, but was afraid of what that said about her - that she was attracted to a monster who killed her brother and abused her best friends. Caroline said it made her human. And so season three became about Elena decided what kind of person she wanted to be. At the end of the day, she saw Stefan - the man who always got back up and tried to rise above his mistakes - as the person she wanted to make a life with. She wanted to keep Damon, all the dark parts of herself she hated, but she felt she had to make a choice.

But it never goes anywhere after that, at least not for Elena. The most interesting she is is in the start of season six when she wishes away her love for Damon, in part, because she’s tied so much of herself into loving Damon she no longer knew who she was without him.

And then she took him back because of reasons (Nina was leaving, time to neatly tie up Delena instead of continuing with the Stefan/Damon/Elena triangle - the lack of Stefan->Caroline development in season five and six wasn’t an accident - Stefan was never going to end up happily ever after with Caroline if Nina had stayed). Damon/Elena stopped trying to say and do anything with Elena, so I lost interest in even reading against what I believe was authorial intent, like I did with so much of Damon/Elena is seasons 1-4ish. I mean, whenever Elena’s perspective was highlighted, it was her breaking up with him, her bending her morals to be with him, her erasing her memories of him, her not bothering to write about him while waxing poetry about her other epic love instead. As a fan of Elena, there’s only so much I can do with that.

tothestarsandbacktofireheart  asked:

In reference to you saying that you don't shit on anyone who has different opinions then you, "I fucking hate elriel. Every time it shows up on my dash I want to vomit..." "... except to say that Elriel can die". Would you say that these quotes from you encourage friendly discourse? Cause I wouldn't. You said other inflammatory things about this topic but I felt these quotes summed it up the best. Honestly I've seen you encourage us all to be nice and polite to each other,but then you post this?

The negative things you say about ships or other things you don’t like are the opposite of what you tell others to do. So I’m calling hypocrite. You definitely will shit on someone and their opinions if you don’t like them, a quick skim of your tags clearly shows that. So please get off your high horse and stop pretending your *above such things* because you’re clearly not. This post came out more aggressive then I intended, but hypocrisy really gets me. Sorry for that.

So I’m responding to this publicly because apparently I need to contextualize a lot of what I’ve said, as well as clarify the difference between real people and fictional people, and having a negative opinion versus being a jerk to said real people.

Since you have pointed out my feelings about that particular ship, I thought I would contextualize your argument a bit within my blog. I am very much in a numbers mood, so bear with me:

  • I have made 2,253 posts on this blog.
  • I did a search of my tags, as you did, and I have around 20 posts that mention el*riel, but just to be safe I rounded up to 30. That means that 0.01% of my blog has ever discussed them.
  • To contrast, my pre-acowar OTP was moriel; a quick search of that tag reveals around 400 posts, or 17.7% of my blog talking about them in some way.

Now, clearly, I do not like el*riel. That much is glaringly obvious. What you failed to take into account is how little I discuss them, the fact that I did put my negative opinions under the cut with a warning yesterday, and that I did also start tagging those posts as anti, or using “el*riel” so that it wouldn’t come up when people searched for the ship. I avoid talking about them bc I know that it might hurt people’s feelings because they have difficulty understanding that me not liking a ship does not mean I don’t like them. I do what I can to help people avoid my negative opinions.

So cherry-picking my opinions on that particular ship, when it’s clear I don’t like it, while failing to take into account the other 2,223 posts I have made, and while failing to recognize that I have done what I could to spare people from my negativity on the topic, seems a bit… well, you cherry-picked your evidence. And a few of the posts you mentioned are months old, which… I had 10 followers at the beginning of the year when I started this blog, so I wasn’t exactly concerned at the time about anyone actually paying attention to me. Maybe that’s my bad.

A couple other things that are more generally related to me and my blog and this fandom, not necessarily what you said:

  • I am a person
  • I make mistakes
  • I can be a huge smartass and really snarky
  • I am allowed to dislike things
  • I am allowed to say that I dislike things
  • Me disliking fictional things is not me disliking actual people
  • Not liking a ship is not at all the same thing as being rude to people, and if people (not just you) don’t get that, I really don’t know what to say to you.
  • Again, there is a difference between fictional people and real people. You will notice that the quotes you pulled out? Were never in direct response to someone, or conversation with someone.
  • If you can find an actual example of me being needlessly rude or aggressive to a flesh and blood person, a human being, I will absolutely apologize. But I’m not going to apologize for not being afraid to say what I think in the shitshow that this fandom has become.
  • If someone had sent me an ask that said “moriel can die in a fiery pit of unhealthy obsession and death and torment”, do you know what I would say? Ok then, buddy. Because that opinion? Is not about me personally.
  • You can say you hate a thing that I love. I can say I hate a thing that you love. We can still be friends.
  • Feel free to unfollow or even block people you don’t agree with or who make this fandom less fun than you want it to be. I have become much more liberal with my unfollowing and blocking of people, and let me tell you - it’s been great. You have to take care of yourself, here.

I have received approximately 110 asks since I finished reading ACOWAR just under two weeks ago. Do you know what this tells me? It tells me that people are not afraid to send me their thoughts and opinions, that they do not assume they will be treated with disrespect. Because they aren’t.

My final point about this and the other asks I received last night, is that this is the kind of crap that makes people frustrated. This is the kind of crap that makes people take hiatuses, and message me saying that they want to leave the fandom, and makes people afraid to say what they think. Which, what is the point of any of this, if we don’t feel like we can talk about this stuff without people getting needlessly offended or feeling like they can never say anything negative.

If me trying to be kind and respectful to people as much as possible while still occasionally failing in that regard puts me on a high horse, then I’m going to ride off into the motherfuckin’ sunset on that horse, and never look back. Because at least I’m trying.

anonymous asked:

The thing I love the most about Jonsa fandom is that I've told people I am having anxiety/panic attack over something I wrote to them (nothing hateful. I NEVER send anything hateful or insulting to anyone) like an opinion or a question or a word I felt I used incorrectly. I have shared with them that Im feeling like cutting or I'm insomniac or that I'm insecure- ALWAYS you guys have understood, listened, empathized and helped. You've never laughed or judged 1/2

2/2 If I’ve asked you guys to remove my ask because it’s giving me anxiety you guys have. If I’m feeling panicky or paranoid about something no matter how insignificant like wondering if their be wank in notes bc ofmy ask, you guys have removed my ask or reassured me and helped me. I’ve also learnt from you all that my opinion is valid too. When I’m feeling sad about the prospects of my otp you guys are comforting All this didn’t happen in my prev. ship. I love the Jonsa fam!

Hi sweet Anonny! 

I hope it’s okay I am publishing this, just lmk if it’s not… But omg this warms my cold, dead, salty heart so so much. It’s like you just wrapped my heart in a sweater and made it some hot coco! 

I have always maintained that the Jon/Sansa fandom is full of SO MANY good eggs and precious cupcakes and beautiful souls. Since I have joined this fandom I have made some of the best friends I’ve ever had in my life and who I don’t know how I ever lived without. I am so glad you have had a similar positive experience ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

drunkseung-gil  asked:

(Are you still doing the meme thing?) Leo and Cap. I couldn't resist and tbh I've never been able to fangirl over this couple with anyone until now, so 😅

General:
Rate the Ship - 
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - If they commit to never let their differences in between them, it will last 
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It was a slooooooow burn until they admitted it to themselves
How was their first kiss? - They were so done with hiding their feelings and it just kinda happened

Wedding:
Who proposed? - Capricorn (!!!)
Who is the best man/men? - Cancer
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Taurus
Who did the most planning? - They both did but disagreed on most of it because Leo wanted to have an extravaganza, flamboyant huge wedding and Capricorn wanted a simple, lovely wedding 
Who stressed the most? - Leo
How fancy was the ceremony? - 
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Capricorn
Who is the one to instigate things? - Leo
How healthy is their sex life? - 
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - 
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Two hours
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Nope 
How rough are they in bed? - 
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - 
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Two
How many children will they adopt? - One
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Capricorn
Who is the stricter parent? - Capricorn
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Capricorn
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Leo
Who is the more loved parent? - They’re loved and respected equally by the children
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Leo
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Leo


Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - They both are very busy at work all day so they order takeout 
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Capricorn
Who does the grocery shopping? - Leo
How often do they bake desserts? - Leo intends to bake but sucks at it, so not that often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lovers 
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Leo
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Leo
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Leo

Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Capricorn
Who is really against chores? - Leo
Who cleans up after the pets? - Capricorn
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Leo
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Capricorn 
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Leo


Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Leo
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Leo
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They do it all the time
What are their goals for the relationship? - To balance each other out and to conquer the world while doing it 
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Leo
Who plays the most pranks? - Leo

anonymous asked:

I've seen talk on another blog about how Kara, as the lead, shouldn't be reduced to an obstacle between Mon-El and his wife or whatever the other female from the rumors is, but is anyone else thinking it could be the other way around or am I the only one? Maybe she is meant to be an obstacle for Karamel. TV shows throw obstacles at couples who turn out to be their planned endgame and True Love relationships all the time.

You’re 100% right. Actually, I’m not even believing these rumors anymore, but IF they turn out to be true, I agree 100% with you. And you’re definitely not the only one who thinks like that, because THIS is actually the most logical and reasonable scenario. I mean, look at all the endgame-worthy elements the show used in Season 2 to build up Karamel. OF COURSE Mon-El’s supposed wife would be the obstacle to Karamel, not the other way around. The only ones who think otherwise are the antis, because they refuse to accept that the show established Karamel – and not their non-existent ship – as endgame.

If Mon-El really comes back to National City married to Saturn Girl, it will either be a fake marriage, an undercover kind of thing to help them in their mission; or Mon-El has amnesia and doesn’t remember Kara at all, and that’s why he ended up marrying someone else; or he never believed he would ever see Kara again and that’s why he decided to try to move on and married Imra.

If they’re really married, it WILL end somehow, and NOT because Mon-El will cheat on his wife with Kara or something like that. It will be either because Mon-El gains back his memories (in case he has amnesia) and Imra realizes how much he and Kara love each other (because she can read minds) and decides to leave him; or she too had married him to try to move on after losing her love (maybe Lightning Lad is dead) and when they come to the 21st century they end up changing the future and somehow saving his life, so she and Mon-El decide to split amicably so they both can be happy with their OTPs; or she dies.

Either way, IF this marriage is really true (which I’m beginning to doubt), it won’t last because it only exists to fill the angst quota that all endgame couples have to go through before the happy ending.

30-Day Naruto Challenge

Day 5: Your OTP

Originally posted by famousxliar

"Never again.. I've already
lost everything once before. I don't want to watch those precious 
to me die before my eyes again.."

I’ve already written an entire spiel about SasuSaku but there is more I’d like to add. Particularly the part where they almost killed each other. Kishimoto himself has stated that if there was anyone who Sasuke could never bring himself to harm, it was Sakura. And this is very important in that scene, because I believe the point of it was to show just how truly off the deep end Sasuke has become. He was obviously pushed to his mental limits after he found out the truth about Itachi, so much so that multiple characters pointed out he wasn’t himself at the moment. And don’t even try to argue with me that that was his true self and he just always hated Sakura/Kakashi/Naruto/Karin.

I mean I dunno about you but…

…this is not the face of a sane person.

And since Kishimoto made it a point that Sasuke wouldn’t hurt Sakura and the fact that Sakura’s plan was seemingly “pointless”, I feel this was done on purpose. Sasuke is so off is rocker, that he would even hurt Sakura, something sane him would never do. When the chapter first came out I was incredibly angry and confused at Sasuke’s actions, I felt there was no point to that interaction and that Kishimoto was just being a dick. However now, after overthinking everything I very much do not think it is because he hates Sakura. Nor any of the other aforementioned characters. That made me realize that at the very least, Sasuke must have had some level of appreciation for Sakura. Not to mention Kishimoto also said that “Sakura has given him enough love to survive” and that “you better recognize that he knows it”. He trusts her, allowing himself to be vulnerable around her and confide in her (which is what I think is the biggest difference in the relationships between Sasuke/Naruto and Sasuke/Sakura, I apologize to my SasuNaru friends!!) i.e. during the bell test when he begins to open up about his trauma to her or during the chunin exams where he collapses into her lap. I think deep down, Sasuke might’ve even wanted to return her feelings, but the bottom line in his mind was that his revenge was always going to come first before his own wants and needs. And yes, it is true that Sasuke helps develop Sakura’s character from someone who originally wanted Sasuke for her own selfish reasons into someone who wants with all her heart to see Sasuke truly happy and would do anything within her power to make that happen. But it’s also true that Sakura (…and Naruto) helped in Sasuke’s development; his immaturity caused him to be stuck on the past, so stuck in fact, that he neglected those who care for him and are alive and in front of him, ready to give him the love he craves. But eventually with the help of Sakura (and Naruto), he matures and allows himself to be loved and doing his best to love in return, thus he is able to move on and finally have closure with his past demons. They may not be lovey-dovey fluffy/fiery passionate romance, but that’s what makes them so unique. Sasuke and Sakura bring out the best in each other, which is exactly what a relationship is meant to do, whether it be romantic or otherwise and that is why they are my OTP.

We Need to Stop Meeting Like This

Lady Aeducan took a hard swill of her ale, sudsy grain and foam smacking the back of her throat. A thin veil of blood rose in her round face as it filled her cheeks and washed over her tongue. The chatter of other people in the tavern became a low buzzing noise. A warm tingle that rooted in her stomach from her first glass began to bloom and spread throughout her body. Yet when her head veered to the side of the stall, seeing the crinkles in Gorim’s brow, crowning his sad eyes, she found herself painfully lucid.

“My lady,” he said, the low rumble of his voice perfectly clear, even in her state. “Please stop. You’ve had enough.”

She winced, his truth stung despite her null senses. “Fine,” she blurted out, slamming the empty tankard on the stall. “Human ale is inferior, anyway.”

“Perhaps… I should just go.”

“What? No, no. Please just…” she felt her elbows wobble, her arms like warm jelly, as she recomposed herself. She snapped her back straight, limbs neatly folded, like the noble she used to be, though she still felt as though her muscles were glued together with melting paste. “Please stay just a while longer. I needed to resupply before I head… go to the mountains. It’s going to be a long trip, and I wanted to see you before I left. And Ancestors know I’ll need a few drinks to carry me through the ordeal.”

“What I mean to say is…we can’t keep doing this, all this. Meeting like this. I can’t keep closing shop when you come into town, then act like it never happened. It’s not right.”

Lady Aeducan’s nerves jolted, a cold chill splitting through her warmed body; the shock of it so quick and cold, it made her stomach turn. “We’re not doing anything wrong, Gorim. I pass through here all the time, and you live here. We’re just… taking a break together. Just two friends, taking a short break, having a few drinks, catching up, doing our best on this crazy surface world.”

The former warrior sighed, the stress resounding in the cracking rasp of his voice. “Hervor,” he said firmly. “Why don’t you want to meet my wife?”

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March has gone by quite fast, hasn’t it? I’ve spent so much time working on school projects, so I didn’t have a lot of time to read but guess what? I still did. So here’s my Sterek Fic Rec List #3!

If you want to see more of my recommendations, visit my fic rec page or my bookmarks!

Location Is Everything by LouLa | 8081 words

Stiles doesn’t really care where it happens, so long as it happens.

Wine From Your Tears by Annie_is_a_Contranym | WIP

It’s been almost two years since Stiles and Derek ended their marriage and they have the routine of exes down to a science. Custody of the kids is shared but they live at home with Stiles, Derek having as much access as he desires short of living in the house with them. Stiles would never keep Derek from his kids and there are days that feel like they are still husbands caring for their family together only they barely see each other, Stiles can’t even remember what sex feels like and when they do talk it’s always gruff and a few words short of a fight. So yeah…pretty much exactly like when they were married.

Chasing the Horizon by stilinski | 33736 words

Stiles nearly laughs and for a moment, he sits there trying to think of anything to say. “It’s been a good year,” he croaks at long last. “I got you back–I got you back and I was so scared I’d lose you, you know? I got out there; I backpacked across half of Europe with my best friends - I got to see the never less than perfectly composed Lydia Martin after a few days without showers or real beds. Scott and Allison got married, dad. I made a speech.”

The Sheriff’s expression softens and he smiles, reaching up and clapping Stiles’ shoulder. “You did. I was there. You had Melissa, Scott and Allison in tears.”

No Homo by RemainNameless | 84064 words (GO READ THIS, IT’S IMPORTANT)

Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:

3 FourLokos

+ 1 peer-pressuring cat

- 1 best bro to end all best bros

= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.

Derek is the fool who replies.

Darling It Is No Joke by thehoyden | 13250 words

The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.

Salty Sweet by secondstar | WIP

Derek works at a porn store. One day, Stiles comes in asking all sorts of TMI questions about different toys. That’s where it all starts.

If you asked me if I love him, I’d lie by dereksstilinski (greyslittlediaries) | 37306 words

Derek has already typed the entire report out and even got all of the stuff prepared for the poster that Stiles and him will have to present. Derek found that he actually didn’t mind doing all the work when it was Stiles he was doing it for, but he wasn’t going to let Stiles get away completely. He was going to get Stiles to come over and help with the poster, so help him god.

Never Cage A Rabid Wolf by Janeyyy | 48757 words

Stiles is sent to prison, and guess who his cellmate is?

The Scheming Rhymes of Romance by sofonisba_found | 23986 words

Stiles currently was, and had been, Derek’s poetic muse for years. Not that Stiles was really all that aware of that fact.

But when Stiles does find out about it their senior year of high school, he’s pretty okay with it.

Alright, so he is definitely a lot more than okay with it.

Bubbles by always_addicted | 58195 words

Stiles knew he was in trouble the minute his father sat next to him with *that* look on his face. But he didn’t expect the words “Governor Hale’s son” and “arranged marriage” to come spilling out of the Sheriff’s mouth. But really, he should’ve known it would be bad. He just couldn’t imagine anything worse.

The Company I Keep by secondstar | 67551 words

Stiles has a favorite table at the library. Then some asshole comes along and steals it from him.

Past The Breakers by thepsychicclam | 40729 words

Stiles and Scott get summer jobs at the exclusive Seawolf Beach Resort, and the last thing Stiles expects is to start taking surf lessons from the hot lifeguard.

sparks by thepsychcicclam | 17190 words

Derek is a librarian at one of the few supernatural universities in the country, and his student worker turns out to be none other than grad student Stiles. And it doesn’t take long before they start dating. Stiles is a gifted spark, but he keeps hanging out with people who are into dark magic, and Derek’s worried.

Wait by cutloosemcgoose | 23431 words

Sitting on his couch, staring at the wall, it feels like Derek is watching his whole, miserable, lonely life flash before his eyes. He’s twenty four and he’s alone. No family, no friends, no real pack. He’s six days away from spending one of the most family-oriented holidays of the year trying to avoid any human interaction. If anyone could see him right now, they would tell him he looks pathetic. If Laura could see him right now, she would probably beat the crap of him and then tell him he’s a loser.

Electricity In The Contact by ladyblahblah | 27067 words

In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that’s not what it’s called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he’s not going to make it out of this weekend alive.

Stumble, Tumble, Fall by keskasi | 7449 words

Stiles and Parrish are friends. And then Derek and Parrish are friends, and Derek is buying furniture from IKEA and calling the Sheriff John, and that’s even more confusing.

Most Important Things by sarcasticfishes | 21180 words

At first Derek didn’t know what to do with Romy. She was this tiny, squirming, pink thing that he had no idea how to read. But she was also his niece, and the only thing he had left in the world. He thought about giving her up and going back to California, but the thought of being so close to the place where his family had once been so alive hurt him, and so did the thought of letting her go. And so, in Chicago he stayed, and the Hills were forgotten. He didn’t want to go back. And no one came looking for him anyway.

This month I’ve loved the tumblr ficlets of following users: thepsychicclam, coffeeinallcaps and ljummen - check them out!

anonymous asked:

I've seen posts claiming Ichigo is immune, indifferent, and not fazed by other girls beside Rukia. After all he was blushing for her cute little peach, but him blushing over Orihime's outfit is a fail?

[Pro-Ichihime & Anti-Ichiruki]

(a bit long, mostly me whining and being a bitch)

Originally posted by frayderike

This is so old, but I like that they will label any interaction between Ichigo and Orihime a Fail

You should learn, that a lot of antis will never miss a moment to comment badly on this pair. 

Oh~ Ichigo blushed at Rukia’s peach?

I’m so jealous at-hmn what was it one page?

Sorry I meant one little panel of him “blushing for Rukia’s little bum” 

Excuse me for forgetting Ichigo isn’t a teenage boy that also has hormones, that can get embarrassed by attractive ladies.  

It’s so hard being an “Origo” for liking and “shipping” them from these two pages-or three or more panels of Ichigo blushing at Orihime’s idk melons? 

Well obviously Ichihime is non-existent or not on the same level as that panel of Ichigo blushing for Rukia.

I mean Ichigo only has eyes for Rukia…

He is so in love with Rukia, that this can easily be brushed off.

After all he always ignores Orihime.

Every anti seems to forget Ichigo was still flustered like a dork and paused after “She’s revealing too much, but…”

“But…?” 

But, what Ichigo? 

Originally posted by thanknog

Then again antis sure love twisting everything for their favor.

I just love how they don’t comment on~

“What about Rukia’s condition?”

Obviously she was fine, but everyone can let it slide to see their little otp moment.

“She had her head under warm water, why isn’t he rushing to help her instead?”

Oh no, but don’t Ichiruki’s say Ichigo loves Rukia? Where is the infamous rescue scene from the hot spring??? 

“oh my goud- Bleach isn’t a romantic shoujo manga!”

Ah, but that’s what the majority vote-many color spreads-everything is apparently only about Ichigo and Rukia’s romance Bleach manga/anime is about is it not?

“Rukia is showing too much, she’s completely naked!”

Of course she was unconscious, was she not?

It was addressed that was the reason, poor Rukia. Honestly I’d be embarrassed so gacho bad, especially if it was a boy I knew. 

But let’s ignore Orihime’s explanation instead, she’s not allowed the same treatment cause she was conscious-

let’s just ignore that she is gullible-

she is innocent-

and just wants to see the guy she likes happy…

you perv, Urahara using my princess like that…

As we can see Ichigo by anti’s standards this is such a Fail compared to their blushing scene.

After all…

  • He doesn’t care for her.
  • He doesn’t notice these things.
  • He doesn’t give a sh*t if she’s being sexualized or not.

(update: anyone notice Ichigo says around the lines of “shut up” or “stop” yet he wasn’t stopping on remarking on Orihime’s outfit and probably would have continued…being a flustered dork-wink wink-I’m just saying.)

Thank you for the ask, honey and have a wonderful day

Hunger. Lust. Love. And More.

SOOOOOO this is kuramachakra’s fault because she totally convinced me to write a Hollstein fic. As an avid follower of the series, I know I’ve been completely quiet about my existence but I am here. She just wanted me to write this prompt out because she thought you’d like it. Hell, I freaking love this prompt especially thanks to carmillaseries for completing every dream that I’ve had for my OTPs like seriously. ANYWAYS, here is my contribution to the fandom.

Hunger. Lust. Love. And More.
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The first time Laura and Carmilla have sex set right after episode 36. Laura isn’t made of glass and Carmilla isn’t a monster. Got it?

Carmilla hadn’t felt a lot in the last couple of centuries. What was the point of it all? Why should she? She was a monster right?

But there were things she needed. Air to breath. Blood to survive. Lust? Not so much. Desire? Indescribable. Love? It was strange how her hollow chest echoed with the ghost of a heart pounding deep inside her. She felt beyond what human life vessels carried. How would anyone ever understand how deprived she felt of this feeling?

At that moment in time, of all the languages she learned over the years, she couldn’t describe the feeling of having Laura in her arms. More accurately, Laura straddling her lap comfortably, hands cupping her cheeks, and lips sliding hungrily against hers.

She hummed against the young girl’s lips as her hands sought skin. Daringly, Carmilla couldn’t help but slip her hands underneath Laura’s cardigan and slip up her camisole. The warmth of the mortal girl’s body sent tremors down her spine as she squeezed her sides.

A small whimper came from Laura’s lips as they parted for air.

“Did I thank you?” Laura asked breathily as Carmilla couldn’t wait to steal her breath once more with kisses.

“For what?” the vampire muttered as she licked Laura’s lip briefly before pressing gentle kisses against her jawline and pushing forward to her neck.

Carm…” Laura sighed.

She was usually so eloquent, Carmilla thought deviantly as she nuzzled aside the light brown locks and licked her neck.

"Carmilla.” Her voice came out as a strained whine as the vampire continued her assault on her neck.

Carmilla couldn’t help but feel an unquenchable desire as she nipped at Laura’s neck. In all the years of history she had lived, she never had felt hungry for blood, starved, yes, but hungry? No. Carmilla could feel Laura’s jugular pumping blood.

Of course there was blood. Laura was a mortal. What was strange was that it made Carmilla feel alive.

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anonymous asked:

Omg, that little daejae was so cute! ;A; how about daejae, first kiss as boyfriends in their teen years? ;D

This is in response to this ask/drabble. I decided to make it an extended addition to the previous ask, and it’s become its own AU in my head because who doesn’t love childhood bestfriends!Daejae~ :D

Daehyun flopped back into the grass, tucking his arms behind his head as he stared up at the sky. “Youngjae…”

“Yeah?” Youngjae was stretched out next to him, propped up on his elbows as he worked from the text book that was laying in the grass in front of him. 

“Do you remember when we were kids?”

Youngjae scoffed, rolling his eyes, “Daehyun, you’re like… 15… not 50… we are still children.”

Daehyun made a loud noise, flailing his arms, “Oh my god, Youngjae, you take everything so literally!!” He whined, rolling onto his side to stare up at his best friend, and as of recently, boyfriend. Though the term was still forgien to both of them and they both were to akward to do anything more then just hold hands, which honestly, they did before they decided to try the ‘next step’ in their friendship. “You know what I meant…”

Youngjae cracked a smile, still looking at his text book as he scribbled in the answer for the next problem he was working through. “Okay, assume that I did… which part do you want me to remember…”

“The day Himchan hyung was making fun of you…”

Youngjae looked confused, setting down his pencil and finally turning to look at Daehyun, “Hyung always made fun of me, Dae… you really need to be more specific…”

Daehyun let out a groan, flopping face first into the grass and letting out an unintelligable noise.

Youngjae laughed, “You’re so weird, Dae… stop making a scene, please…”

“I am not weird, take that back, Jae!”

“Let me finish my homework, and I will.”

Daehyun pouted but pipped down anyways. He folded his arms and rested his cheek against his forearms as he stared at Youngjae, waiting patiently. Finally, the younger let out a heavy sigh.

“Daehyun, please stop staring at me…” he said, smiling at Daehyun.

Daehyun grinned back, “Why though… I like staring…” he untucked one arm, reaching up and pinching Youngjae’s cheek, “You’re cheeks are still adorably squishy…”

“Daehyun!!! Stop that!!!” Youngjae swatted at Daehyun’s hands, trying to get the elder away from assaulting his cheeks. The two continued their play fighting, and soon, Daehyun had Youngjae pinned down in the grass, the text book and school work long forgotten. Youngjae blinked up at Daehyun, a slow smile spreading onto his lips, “Why are you staring at me like that, anyways Daehyun?”

Daehyun grinned, shaking his head, “It’s nothing… just… Youngjae…” he rubbed his thumb gently across the flushed skin of Youngjae’s cheeks both from his earlier pinching and the laughter. “Did you know you were my first kiss?”

Youngjae pouted a little, turning his head to the side, “What do you mean?”

“Remember… that day Himchan hyung was making fun of you because you hadn’t kissed anyone yet… we were what… five?… and I kissed you…”

Youngjae blinked, thinking back to the time in question. A sly smile formed on his lips and he shook his head, “Nope, I don’t remember…” He reached up, looping his arms around Daehyun’s neck, “You should remind me.”

Daehyun laughed as Youngjae pulled him down. Maybe with a bit to much force as their lips crashed together. To Daehyun though, it was perfect.

… even if Youngjae complained about him slobbering all over him again. Some things just never change.

megillien  asked:

Hi there! Thank you for all the warm fuzzies triggered by the post about the Japanese SS fans' reactions to the ending. If it's not too much trouble, could I please ask for your opinion on the Japanese fans' reaction to NH? I love SS, but NH's my Naruto OTP, and I'm really curious about it bc I know NH's not the most popular Naruto ship in Japan. Apologies if you don't ship it or if I've offended you in any way and thank you again! ^_^

sure thing! sasusaku is my otp, but i ship naruhina too :) i couldn’t find the latest 2ch thread for naruhina for the life of me, so these are mostly from twitter and the older 2ch thread(s) [11/5-11/9 entries]. note that a lot of the japanese fans have already suspected/accepted naruhina being endgame a month ago when the movie was announced, so there isn’t as big of a reaction as sasusaku when the last two chapters came out.

  • in both 2ch and twitter, the fans have been using the tag/title ナルヒナ 確定, which basically means ‘naruhina is canon’, aside from the regular ones like ‘naruhina’ (the most popular) and ‘naruto hinata’.
  • it’s a huge win (大勝利) for naruhina and sasusaku lol
  • congratulating hinata for never giving up on her love for naruto and then other people saying they were glad that they continued supporting naruhina
  • someone was happy about the increase of naruhina art on pixiv
  • again commenting on how foreign wikis have already updated naruto and hinata’s family entry to include each other and their kids
  • someone saying that they were happy about naruhina; another person agreeing. said that after naruhina got married, they’d definitely be lovey-dovey (ラブラブ) lol. and that naruto was most probably really happy when boruto and himawari were born
  • someone wondering about the origin of boruto’s name: is he named after neji? did they just want something similar sounding to naruto? is his name related to minato being known as konoha’s yellow flash?
  • a lot of people saying they can’t wait for the movie because they want to know the details of their love story haha. someone said they’ll only have peace of mind after they see the movie.
  • lol someone basically asking if it’s all real, if the perfection that is naruhina is really canon then going やったああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ!!!!!!!
  • someone said that naruhina was probably decided when naruto and hinata was shown holding hands

of course, there were also anti-naruhina and anti-hinata comments too, but honestly, they’re not as bad as what’s been going around in the western fandom. they were mostly saying that they supported xxx ship and that they’re sad, or i ship xxx but i’m sorry i don’t ship ooo. but i didn’t really see any personal attacks or plans of sending death threats to kishimoto or anyone else for that matter *cough*