otp: i try not to but i cant stop

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they just remind me of Spongebob and Patrick, it suits pretty well

Ink by @comyet

Error by @loverofpiggies

(i guess idea might be a little inspired by @puffrisk (??))

across many fandoms person B tends to be my fav character cause person A confesses like this “my heart stops when you look at me” and person B responds like this “but how are you still alive? you should be dead by now” so person A blinks twice in disbelief then proceeds to scream internally

I fucking hate the new wave harry potter fandom
I remember the time when the hp fandom was chill and everyone got along
Now all these stupid kids are invading other tags and can’t stop fucking insulting other peoples otps
Im so mad
Go to your fucking antitags and let me browse in peace
I cant stand it anymore
I used to love my tags but now theyre filthy
And stop fucking whining about cc
Its fucking canon, jk approved it
Its fucking ridiculous but just try to enjoy it holy shit
Yall aint got no chill and now im fed up
Fucking negativity
Stay in yo lane and stop using the wrong fucking tags

So I went to go see NATM3 and it came to the part where octavius asked Jed to hold his hand and some girl literally shouts out “AW” and I stand up point at her and go ‘OTP?’ And she goes 'OTP’
AND THAN AT EVERY FREAKIN PART WHERE IT HINTS THAT OCTAVIUS IS GAY EVERYONE STARTS LAUGHING AND THIS ONE GIRL GOES 'STOP TRYING TO HIDE YOUR GAY JED. OCTAVIUS TOLD US ITS YOUR TURN’ AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING STILL 😂😂 I THINK THE BEST WAS THE ENDING BECAUSE LIKE HALF THE THEATRE WAS SHOUTING OUT I SHIP IT I SHIP IT WHEN THEY WERE DJING. AND THAN WHEN JED ASKED FOR OCTAVIUS’ HAND EVERYONE SQUEALED AND PLEASE THEY ARE SO CANON!

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NO YOU NEVER DID BLEASE TELL ME

OK……………….. OK

so. in my old friend circle im pretty sure the 2 things i was notorious for were 1) otp angst prompts and 2) awful, awful puns/wordplay

so. one day in ye olde skype chat we’re just havin a talk, you know, as friends do. talking about some asinine bs as usual (i cant remember but it isnt important). someone makes a related pun and i slide in w my usual “oh boy, that one sure was…… CRUMB-Y” and am met with a chorus of “NO”, etc etc

however. just that one pun had rly gotten me in the Pun Spirit. and i just couldnt stop. so while we still kept trying to have our normal conversation i would, in every message, have at least ONE sentence that included a (really awful) bread pun in it. it was my legacy

like…. i could have stopped @ just one, but. i guess i really kneaded to bring my friends into pun hell…. but at yeast it was pretty bun, even when most of my puns were really half-baked

quick Marichat sketch because school has been canceled for today!

(aka me trying to cope with the fact that marichat hasn’t happened in a while)

I might actually properly color this later when I stop being lazy

Some AUs for your guyses OTPs

~my family is on a road trip and so is yours and both our cars broke down and we are both stuck at this crappy run-down auto repair shop watching Bee Movie on the old tube tv

~we’re both reaching for the last pack of chicken flavored ramen and we are both too stubborn to grab another flavor

~you keep yelling at me for hogging the phone booth ignoring the fact that i am a muddy and bloody mess and also, who the hell would need to use a phone booth in a suit like yours? I didnt even know they still existed until five minutes ago

~youre my marriage counsiler and your making things with my spouse a lot harder but i have a massive crush on you so i refuse to switch

~so YOURE the person who keeps drawing dicks on my work building that makes my boss send me out to paint them over every morning even though i cant stand the fumes

~you look like youre on your way to meet the president and i ran in to you and spilled ice cream all over and it stained and im crying becuase i have noway to make it up to you

~you sold me a kitten once five years ago and i just ran into you at the vet and damn i didnt notice before but youre cuter than the kittens youre holding

~i forgot the bread that i promised my kid(s) they could feed the ducks with and now theyre crying and wont shut up and here you swoop in and quiet them with a simple word and im mad at you because how dare you raise my child(ren) better than me

~we were best friends and never seperated from birth until we were five and you had to move to another country and now we are in college and youre here but youre angry at me because i have no clue as to who you are

~when you were homeless i gave you twenty dollars on my way to work ever week and now here you are five years later with your own well paying job, a fancy house, and the idea that you have to take me out to an expensive restaurant in order to pay me back

~you asked me out on a date and during it we realized that not only are you 8 years older than me, you taught me back in 10th grade, aka ten years ago, and now its weird but i had a huge crush on you back then so why not try it

~our life is like a crappy teen romance drama movie and we are always joking about it except im pretty sure we wont get together in the end until you come to school in a relationship one day and i get insanely jealous

~youve been pretending to be my secret valentine since fourth grade and ive known it was fake since sixth grade, been annoyed by it since seventh, and have hated you since 8th when i found out it was you but now we are in twelth grade and youre telling me you really want to be my valentine and i want to smash this trey of crappy cafeteria food on your face

~my kid wants this dora backpack a lot and so does yours but this is the last one in the store and dora merchandise is really hard to come by now-a-days

~youve been bullying me since i transferred to this school in second grade but two years ago you suddenly stopped and now youre trying to convince me to go to senior prom with you but i cant trust you anymore

~we are the only ones dancing to shake it off at the dance because everyone else hates taylor swift

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Scorpion is literally killing me with all these feels like every single episode is filled with so much emotion and such character development. Toby and happy continue to fall in love and be cute and funny while walter is trying to love and cabe is the biggest shipper of them all while ralph is my smol sunshine who keeps the fam together. The whole dynamic melts my heart and with each episode and each cute OTP moment and each deep and meaningful action and comment my love for each of these characters grows stronger and I just can’t stop the feelings send help I’m feeling things