otp: i only know of one

When my OTP looks at another and talks about how much they hate each other, I sit there smiling just saying: "Haha. No, you love each other."

The proposal 



jaspar fave things 0/? 

‘you’re not only a youtube sensation, you also happen to be my roommate, so i sometimes forget i’m living with someone so incredible’

anonymous asked:

Deamuussssss "Okay, am I drunk or did you really just say that?"

137. “Okay, am I drunk or did you really just say that?”

“Okay, next round’s on me.”

“Nonsense. We’re celebrating your and Harry’s engagement. The bride-to-be does not pay for drinks.”

“Fine, then everyone give me their money. I’m at least still fetching them.”

There was shuffling around the booth as everyone reached into their pockets for money, and after collecting the coins and everyones drink orders, Ginny went up to the bar.

“She’s a good blade, our Ginny,” Seamus said, draining the last of his pint.

“Yeah, she’s the best,” Harry replied dreamily, resting his chin on his arms as he looked over to where Ginny was trying to get the attention of the bartender.

“Yeh know, it’s a real good thing yeh called dibs on her,” Seamus continued, his words slurring slightly. “Otherwise I might be tryin’ teh marry her.”

At this, Dean snorted. “Okay, am I drunk or did you really just say that?”

“What?” replied Seamus, turning to his boyfriend and looking offended.

“You realize Ginny is a girl right?” Dean said, his voice amused. “And you’re bent as–”

“–a nine bob note, yeah yeah,” Seamus finished. “Listen, love can overcome all sorts of obstacles.”

“Is that right?”

“Just because yeh missed yehr shot with Ginny doesn’t mean there’s no hope for me.”

“You better consider yourself lucky I missed my shot with Ginny. Otherwise I wouldn’t have settled for your arse.”

Seamus grinned. “Yeah, that’s true.” He leaned over and gave Dean a kiss on the lips.

“Are you two done talking about stealing away my girlfriend?” Harry interjected. Dean broke away from Seamus.

“She’s your fiancée, mate. You better get used to saying it.”

“Hey, he’s got time,” Ron chimed in. Then, raising his voice so he could be heard across the room. “Oi, Gin! You gonna come back with those drinks before we have beards like Dumbledore?”

Ginny weaved her way through the crowd, levitating the drinks in front of her with her wand. “Careful, Ronald. Or these are going on your head.”

Despite her threat, Ginny simply lowered the drinks down on the table and everyone grabbed their orders.

“Speaking of beards,” said Neville casually, taking a sip of his Firewhisky, “would you like to hear about how Seamus wants you to be his?”

Imagine Muggle punk!Drarry going to music festivals together or concerts and jammin out.

Draco wearing beanies on a bad hair day, Harry loving obscure rock bands that no one has heard of.

Draco with a tongue piercing, Harry with a full tattoo sleeve.

Idk the thought of them in band shirts, tattoos, and piercings is so pleasing to the mind.


i call this piece “fck the order” 

aka kanda ft. lavi during the level 4 invasion



When it comes to Rose of Sharon Cassidy, Noel Burgess has two rules: don’t ever, ever try to outdrink her, and don’t ever, ever fall in love with her.

After finally watching Downton Abbey i have one question for the writers : was it really necessary to put Anna and Bates through so much pain


book pairings:Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger (non canon)
from Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling

Hermione looked very shocked. But you’ll get into terrible trouble!
Not until Montague reappears, and that could take weeks, I dunno where we sent him, said Fred coolly. Anyway… We’ve decided we don’t care about getting into trouble anymore.
Have you ever? asked Hermione.
You mustn’t! whispered Hermione. You really mustn’t! She’d love a reason to expel you!
You don’t get it, Hermione, do you? said Fred, smiling at her.

Couldn’t resist drawing @wortwood‘s trailer park AU. 

It is the perfect storm of all the trashiest things I love. x

Imagine that Person A sleep talks and Person B keeps a journal of everything Person A says in their sleep. One day, Person A’s sleep talking seems very strange and Person B realizes that Person A must be having a nightmare, so they pick up Person A and try to gently wake them up. Person A wakes up with a terrified look in their eyes and then hugs Person B, saying something along the lines of “Thank goodness you’re still here…”

Imagine your OTP is alone. Person A tries to kiss Person B, but somehow accidentally headbutts them right in the nose instead. Person A, embarrassed, starts apologizing profusely and keeps asking Person B if they’re okay. Person B silences them by kissing them.


You said you could take care of yourself. You did.

I wish I could just… change.
You did.