otp: i like talking to you

Closest family

Hello again jopper shippers. I wanted to make a mama Joyce fic with Jane because I honestly think that she’s like a mother figure to her, considering that Jane doesn’t have too many women around who she can look up to, idk. I made it with little hints of Jopper because of otp reasons. So, I hope you enjoy it! Oh, and don’t forget to send me a prompt, I’ll be waiting!

Summary: Jane accidentally shows her powers at school and when Hopper is stuck at the station, Joyce is the one encharged of talking to the principal and reprehending their Jim’s daughter.

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Jane was playing with the yellow pencils on the wood, drumming them on the principal’s desk even though she knew it was annoying him. She was soaked and angry and those were not two good combinations for someone so little and with so much power. She could send those pencils flying right through Principal Colleman’s eyeballs and into his brains but it would only get her into way much trouble than she already was.

“That’s enough, Jane. Please, put those pencils down, now” Colleman said standing up and leaning on his own desk in a threatening way. She narrowed him a deadly look but the two pencils fell loudly on the floor.

“Let me go!” Jane said, finding the whole ’stuck with the principal for bad manners’ situation too much like being stuck on a lab for exams and tests “I’m losing class and It’s not my fault!”

“It may be” he said with a sigh “But I have to contact a relative of yours anyway”

“My dad is going to come and…” she started but traild off when Joyce Byers entered the room like a wild hurricane.

“Hi! Sorry I’m late!” she said breathlessly, her cheeks red in a obvious sign that she literally ran from the shop to the school on her break time.

“Not a problem” Colleman said smiling at her and indicating a seat beside Jane, who continued looking at the both of them with her brows furrowed.

“Where’s Hopper?” she asked Joyce when the woman seated by her side.

“Oh dear, he’s stuck at the station again. Apparently there was a robbery at a jewelry shop and he had to investigate, or something… But he’ll be home soon and then you two will have a lot to talk about, young lady!” she said carefully cleaning the blood on Jane’s nose and glancing her best ‘you’re in so much trouble’ look.

“Yes and, as I was telling you on the phone, Mrs Byers, your name was in the emergency call list for Jane’s relatives. So I assumed that you and Mr. Hopper are a couple?”

“Uh… ” Joyce looked at Jane desperate for a miracle answer but the girl just shrugged in response. “yes…? Yeah, we’re knowing each other better and Jane was adopted recently so I guess he chose my number because… we’re her closest family?” Joyce was obviously uncertain of her words and her forehead was sweating behind her fringe. Jane refrained a giggle in response: the woman was a terrible liar and she felt half embarrassed half amused with the situation.

“Yeah, probably.” Colleman seemed to by it anyways and so Joyce relaxed a little. “I expect you to inform Mr. Hopper about our conversation and the occurrence in the school today”

“Sure, but what exactly happened?”

“Why don’t you tell your mom, Jane?”

“Nothing!” the girl said increasing her tone and completely ignoring the fact that she was admitting out loud that Joyce Byers was her mom “I was on the bathroom and a girl called me freak, so I just scared her a little”

“Somehow she managed to explode all of the faucets on 2nd floor’s bathroom” Colleman said pointing at Jane as Joyce opened then closed her mouth silently “Leslie Scooter ran around the hallways screaming that Jane was a witch and our cleaning team spent the whole morning trying to fix this mess”

“Jane! What did we told you about…” Joyce stopped on her tracks reminding herself that no one could even suspect that Jane had telekinesis. She paused for a second, thinking about what to say next. “…. about those pranks! I can’t believe you learned that bad habit from the boys, I’m so disappointed with you!”

“Pranks?” the principal said carefully looking at the two of them.

“Yes, hum… my son, Will Byers, Jane, Mike Wheeler, Dustin Henderson, Max Mayfield and Lucas Sinclair are a group and they like to… play ‘magic’ tricks with some kids, as they say. Just kids stuff, you know? No real harm here, right Jane?” she poked Jane’s ribs with her elbow and the girl nodded. Colleman lifted an eyebrow with distrust but that was actually the first truth she had told him since the beginning of the meeting.

“Look, I’m so very sorry about this whole confusion, Mr. Colleman, I can assure you that this won’t happen again. Jane will be grounded for the rest of the week with no desert”

“But-“ the girl started, her pleading eyes directed to Joyce even though she knew that, in that case, the woman had the final word.

“No buts. You have to learn from your mistakes, sweetie, I’m sure Hopper will agree with me.”

“Well then, if a punishment is declared, I’ll free Jane from detention. But just this one time, you hear me, girl?”

She looked from Joyce to the principal a feel times but in the end, accepted her fate starring at her feet.

“Yes” Jane simply said.

“Alright then, it’s almost lunch time. You can go now. Thank you for your time, Mrs. Byers. Or should I say Mrs. Hopper?”

“Oh…” Joyce smiled to herself, thinking about the little lie she just told him. ‘Mrs Hopper’ sounded nice to her ears and she wondered if she should continue with the story just for fun or tell him the truth already. Maybe in another dimension she could actually be Mrs. Hopper but right then…

“… please, call me Joyce.” she said shaking Mr. Colleman’s hand and choosing not to choose between her inner dilemma.

“Ok! Thanks again, Joyce. Have a nice day you two” the principal said opening the door for them to leave. Jane was already on the other side of the room ready to bolt out of there while Joyce were still saying her goodbyes to Mr. Colleman’s secretary.

“What happened?” she heard and could clearly distinguish Mike’s worried voice even though she didn’t even left the room yet. The whole gang were circling Jane, asking what was going on and if she was alright.

“Hey, hey, kids, aren’t you supposed to be in class?”

“Mom?” Will said, furring his eyebrows “What are you doing here?”

“I guess she’s my mom too now” Jane said in a inner joke tone and smiled at Joyce. The woman smiled back and huffed her tangled curls.

“You guys will have plenty of time to talk about everything at lunch. Now go, before you’re all caught and sent to detention!” she warned. The kids protested, of course, but she was already kissing Will’s hair and quickly half-hugging all of them before pushing the children back to the classroom. Joyce waited until every one of them turned the corner of the hallway before turning around with a proud smile on her face. She was almost on the exit door when tiny steps echoed on the hallway again.

“Joyce!” Jane yelled making the woman turn on her heels. “No eggos?” she said sounding so worried that Joyce found it cute.

“We’ll see when your father comes back. But I’ll take your defense” Joyce blinked and Jane smiled before running back to class again.

there’s going out for coffee then there’s calling out the military in order to talk to the nice woman who did u a solid during the cusp of an alien invasion where you’re the main target by both sides

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top 50 otps of all time ☆ #35. Rae Earl & Finn Nelson 

“When I look around, I see that everyone’s the protagonist of their own story. And the thing about stories is that not all of them have a happy ending. But some do.”

i was talking to some friends about wonder woman today and one of them said how she didn’t like steve, bc wonder woman didn’t need a man, it was supposed to be an empowering film about women and not men 

and here’s the thing, we live in a patriarchal society, yet we’re told by women and feminists everywhere that a woman doesn’t need a man, and that’s is entirely true. women don’t need men! but loving a man doesn’t make a woman weak! it doesn’t make wonder woman any less empowering for loving steve! the problem is that female characters are so often lost in the ‘love interest’ trope that they aren’t empowering characters, and are hardly characters at all outside the relationship. but wonder woman, and many more films and tv shows today, aren’t like that anymore! so let’s stop aligning powerful women as not having a man, and non-powerful women as having a man!

a woman loving a man doesn’t make her any less powerful and independant, and we need to stop portraying and seeing it in that light

(Keith and Lance are on their first date at a restaurant)

Keith: I hate cheesy things, they make me sick to my stomach.

Lance, desperately trying to cover his heartbreak as he subtly types out a text to Hunk and Pidge from under the table telling them to cancel the incredibly cheesy gesture he had planned for after their date: (voice cracking) Oh.. really? I didn’t, um, know that about you.

Keith: (shrugs) I try not to be too open about it. Shiro says it kind of ruins the mood whenever I bring it up.

Lance: (having a crisis) Yeah, uh huh. I totally get that. Yeah. 

Keith: … Are you okay?

Lance: Who, me? I’m fine! Never been better! (all the moments where he picked up Keith in a suit and gave him flowers and held the door/chair for him in the restaurant flash before his eyes) Oh, no. Ohhhhhhh nooooooooo.

Keith: Lance??

Lance: Keith, buddy, light of my life- Wait, shit! You literally just said- Keith, I’m so sorry. I had no idea but I- I should’ve asked if you were alright with all the romcom stuff before I did it. I’m so sorry, I never meant to make you feel uncomfortable or, or that you were being pressured. I just, I really like you, and I wanted to do everything right, but instead I- (he jumps when Keith’s hand touches his own) Uh, Keith?

Keith: Lance, calm down. What are you talking about?

Lance: You said you hate cheesy things!! And-

Keith: Yeah, because I’m lactose intolerant.

Lance: -I’m a cheese master! I’ve been grinding cheese all evening!! I’ve been inhaling that shit, sprinkling it, we’re literally neck deep in- Wait. What?

Keith: Lance. I was talking about my lactose intolerance. I- (he unsuccessfully tries to pass his laugh off as a cough even as he tightens his grip on Lance’s hand) I’m sorry, I swear I’m not laughing at you! It’s just, you’re getting all worked up, and- It’s sweet that you care so much, thank you, but I was talking about- (he starts laughing again)

Lance: You’re talking about your lactose intolerance??? You said, you said cheesy things- (he wheezes) Oh my god, cheese makes you sick to your stomach, you weren’t trying to give me a hint, you were talking about shitting-

Keith: I wasn’t-! I never said that, I said it hurts my stomach! That’s so gross Lance, don’t say that when we’re in public!

Lance: (still laughing) Okay, okay, sorry. I’ll keep it PG.

Keith: That’s all I ask. And, um. About what you were talking about. I don’t… usually like big romantic gestures, or pda.

Lance: … Oh. Well, that’s okay! We can-

Keith: (staring intently at a scuff on the table) But. I’ve found that I don’t mind it when it’s, um. (he stares harder at the table) When it’s. (his ears are starting to turn pink) Whenit’scomingfromyou.

Lance:

Keith:

Lance: (subtly sniffles before smiling) We’ll make a romantic of you yet, Kogane.

Random prompt starters

- “Alright who pressed the self destruct button? ”
- “I can soundly assure you he’s 90% dead.”
- “Does anyone have a spare blowtorch.”
- “If we’re about to die right now I want you the know…”
- “So I may have used poison instead of sugar.”
- “What if I kissed you right now?”
- “You know what I changed my mind I’m not having kids.”
- “I probably should have though about the consequences of selling my soul first.”
- “There’s a perfectly good reason for all of these kittens.”
- “Don’t act like you’ve never seen a dead person talking before.”
- “Put your hands somewhere useful.”
- “So I’m either in hell or the heaters been left on for too long.”
- “I told you this would be a bad idea.”

The best recurring gag in the series is when people always think Annabeth and Percy are doing dirty things when the poor souls are literally doing something completely innocent. Accidentally found the labyrinth? You have the camp thinking they were making out. Hugging because Annabeth is feeling shitty? Malcolm walks in and is like “yeah, right, totally innocent my ass”. Riding a motorcycle together so they can save the world? “No detours you too!” Accidentally falling asleep next to the other? You have the other members of the Argo thinking they had sex.

AUS BASED ON MY LIFE

*Some of these are embellished for the story but they all happened in some way*


- I just got on the bus and the asshole driver started going again and I fell into your lap AU

-It’s my 18th birthday soon and I’m just -praying- you give me what I really want AU

- You’re my best friend of seven years but one day you squeeze my ass when we go to hug and I accidentally moan and it kinda turned you on AU

-I like singing while I clean up at work and you come up behind me and omg this is so awkward AU

-Your older brother covers for us with your homophobic parents while we make out in the basement AU

-You see me jokingly flirt with a friend and you get irrationally jealous and drag me off to a corner somewhere and viciously make out with/ fuck me AU

- I’m showing you my new tattoos and I think it’s safe to say you really like them AU

-You’re my ex and we haven’t talked in two months since we broke up but one night you message me about how horny you are AU

-We’re just friends but everyone thinks we’re dating so we play into it and stage dramatic scenes in our “relationship” for the lolz AU

-We’re friendly exes and one day I cut my hair and that reignites your feelings for me but oh well you had your chance bye AU

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: When we get married, we need to serve mac and cheese because that’s what I want on the happiest day of my life 

Person B: Did you just say “When” ?!?!? 

Person A: Yeaaaaah…. 

Person B: Did you just propose while talking about mac and cheese? 

Person A: Why yes it looks like I did 

even more random series of prompts
  • “Or, you know, you can not be boring and help me.“ 
  • "HAH, you’re as alone as I am!" 
  • "911? Yes, I’d like to report a loser." 
  • "See you in prison, pal!" 
  • "Thank god, I thought you were serious for a second there." 
  • "That got a lot more complicated than it needed to be." 
  • "Do I look like a cat to you?!" 
  • "Know this; I have all the baggage." 
  • "Time to ruin everything." 
  • "Did you know you have enough bones in your body to make a skeleton?” (B: “…Please stop talking.”) 
  • “Well this is a predicament." 
  • "I built this town with my bare hands." 
  • "Are you labeling me? And not in the metaphorical fashion, you are literally putting a label on me." 
  • "Is this what it’s like being average?" 
  • "That sigh was a lot louder than I intended it to be." 
  • "Hold me." 
  • "Hasta la vista, jackass." 
  • "This can’t be real." 
  • "I’m a romantic, I know ALL the pick-up-lines. Every single one." 
  • "Well isn’t this tubular?!" 
  • "They deny it, but they have no idea what they’re doing." 
  • "Quick, hide me!”
School AU Prompts (part 2)

• “dude… is that a hamster in your pocket?” au

• “you moved away when we were in elementary school and moved back when we’re in high school and dear lord have the years been kind to you” au

• “you play the tuba and for some fucking reason you have to play a little dopey tune whenever I walk in the band room” au

• “so YOU’RE the kid who naruto runs through the halls!” au

• “you rick rolled everyone at prom and I’ve had a crush on you ever since” au

• “we won’t stop talking in class so one day the teacher makes an animated slideshow of us holding hands in an attempt to shame us no homo” au

• “I know you are so athletically challenged that it’s pathetic but I’m gonna keep picking you for my team in gym class because you’re cute” au

• “listen I don’t care that you’re being ‘sO RåNdoM!¡’ by riding a bike through the halls and I don’t care how they let you inside with it but it’s nine in the morning I’m late for class I’m tired and I need you to get out of the fucking hallway” au

• “… who’s the kid in the morph suit?” au

• “you know a lot about recreational drugs for a freshman” au

• “I’m considering getting into trouble myself just to see how they handle your dumb ass in the principal’s office” au

• “you called me a furry so I have to defend my honor and challenge you to a Pokemon card battle” au

• “I called you a furry and you challenged me to a Pokemon card battle are you serious? you know you’re not helping yourself look better in any way right?” au

• “I told you you were wearing too much makeup so you immediately wipe off your lipstick with your hand and smear it on my shirt… I’d like to make a formal apology” au

• “same backpack?? same backpack!!!” au

• “we’re wearing the same shirt, heh one of us is gonna have to change… you’re right that joke is old… yes I’m sorry… okay I’ll think twice before talking to you again… yes I know my place now” au

• “you’re a senior for crying out loud, stop writing 'suck on dis dick’ on my window when we ride the bus” au

OTP Drabble Challenge!

Rules: Followers send a number to your ask, along with a pairing, and you write a drabble using that dialogue in your piece! Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!

  1. “The doctor said it’s normal” - “Well that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.”
  2. “Baby, you’re not a bother.” - “I’m too needy, you don’t deserve it.”
  3. “Come with me to the other room.” - “We’re not going to talk about this now.”
  4. “Did you just hiss at me?” - “Are you judging me?”
  5. “Don’t yell at me like I’m a child!!” - “DON’T THROW SCISSORS!”
  6. “Here, take me blanket/jacket.” - “I told you, I’m not cold.” *shivering*
  7. “Did you hear that?” - “I’m telling you, I’m haunted.”
  8. “I just wanted an easy day with my boyfriend/girlfriend. Is that too much to ask?”
  9. “Why are you awake right now?”
  10. “Come over here and make me.”
  11. “I want my best friend back.” - “Kevin is over there.”
  12. “H-how long have you been standing there?” - “Long enough.”
  13. “You’re lying, you’re blushing.” - “Shut up, no I’m not!”
  14. “No, I’m not talking to you.”
  15. “No more!” - “Okay, fine, I won’t send you any more selfies.”
  16. “What do you have?” - “Pizza rolls and Cup O’ Noodles…that’s about it. Popcorn?”
  17. “The salad here is really good.” - “Do I look like a fucking rabbit?”
  18. “Open this.” - “Can you say please?”
  19. “I just came to say goodbye…” - “Bullshit, you just feel bad.”
  20. “You’re on level 176.” - “Can you judge me harder?”
  21. “Jinx, you owe me a coke.” - *can’t speak until they buy a soda*
  22. “Please don’t leave me.” - “I don’t want to go”
  23. “Babe, I’m sorry.” - “Suck my ass.”
  24. “Liar, liar, pants on fire!” - “Seriously, you’re worse than a kid.”
  25. “You can’t ride a bike?” - “Why are we whispering?”
  26. “Is it that time of the month?” - “You literally ask me that whenever I’m mad at you!”
  27. “We’re going downtown.” - “There’s a strip club downtown.”
  28. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.” - “Well, you shouldn’t be saying it then.”
  29. “It’s not mine, I swear.” - “How is it not fucking yours!”
  30. “Take it off.” - “Like a bandaid?”
  31. “I told you…” - “Yeah, yeah, yeah, quit nagging.”
  32. “Boo?” - “You’re my boo.”
  33. “Don’t you ever do that again! You scared the shit out of me!”
  34. “You broke what?!?” - “Don’t worry, I’m okay.”
  35. “Why’re you dressed like that?” - “Does that mean it looks good or should I change?”
  36. “Fine, just do what you have to do.” - “Can you stop being so freaking cute so I can concentrate?”
  37. “…then I picked up your coffee by mistake.” - “All I want is an apology.”
  38. “Well, this is awkward.” - “Don’t touch me.”
  39. “You can’t make me.” - “What are you? Five?”
  40. “You’re a blanket hog!” - “Leave me alone and stop being so selfish.”
  41. “It’s not fair that you’re hot and funny.” - “Look who’s talking…just kidding, your jokes suck.”
  42. “I hate you.” - “No, you don’t.”
  43. “Should I be worried?” - “Is the grass green?”
  44. “You’re kidding me?!” - “Shush, my mom never taught me.”
  45. “I’m your lock screen?!” - “You weren’t supposed to see that.”
  46. “Will you go with me?” - “As long as you hold my hand.”
  47. “Baby, I’m scared.” - “You don’t have to be; not as long as I’m here.”
  48. “Come inside, I’m sorry.” - “Not until you apologize.” - “I just said I’m freaking sorry.”
  49. “Your voice is sexy.” - “Your ass is sexy.”
  50. “If I asked, you’d say no.” - “You don’t know that.”
  51. “Seriously, the chimney?” - “The squirrel can’t win!”
  52. “32?” - “I’ll prove it!”
  53. “It’s just so little and adorable.” - “That’s what she said.”
  54. “You’re not mature enough to be a parent.” - “Try me.”
  55. “Take a chance.” - “Umm…let me think…no.”
  56. “Game’s over, you son of a bitch!!” - “Okay, just don’t hit me.”
  57. “You forgot about my birthday!” - “In my defense, I forget about a lot of things.”
  58. “You need more stamina.” - “No, I need more steak and eggs. So…get on it.”
  59. “Can you dance with me?” - “You’re not mad?”
  60. “I’ll smash it, I swear.” - “You smash it and we’re done.”
  61. “Move!” - “Why would I move if I’m so comfy where I am?”
  62. “I’m not going in.” - “Then we’re not going to get a treat after.”
  63. “I really would’ve liked it if you told me your parents were coming to town.” - “I really would’ve liked it if you put underwear on before coming into the kitchen.”
  64. “I found it in the recycling bin.” - “Well, you’re the one killing the environment, so who’s really in the wrong here?”
  65. “We bet, and you lost.” - “But tattoos are permanent.”
  66. “Can you quit being so sassy?” - “Can you quit being so controlling?”
  67. “Are you getting jealous?” - “You’re changing your outfit, now!”
  68. “What time is it there?” - “We’re in the same time-zone.”
  69. “Quit flirting.” - “I didn’t mean to-”
  70. “I just don’t know what happened.” - “You’re too good for them.”
  71. “You have a cute nose, don’t make me break it.”
  72. “Tell me what I can do to help.” - “Sing me to sleep.”
  73. “You still need your baby blanket?”
  74. “Did you black out?” - “I feel like I’m gonna puke.”
  75. “Let’s just bury the hatchet.” - “Fuck your hatchet.”
  76. “I bet it’s a boy.” - “I bet it’s a turtle.”
  77. “Spare change?” - “You can’t be responsible, you don’t get your wallet.”
  78. “Cuddle or leave.” - “So is that a no to supper?”
  79. “Are you high?” - “I’m just so fucking tired.”
  80. “Why did I marry you?” - “It took a lot of convincing.”
  81. “Who’s texting you?” - “Umm. nobody.”
  82. “You have two choices.” - “Neither of which I like…”
  83. “I want a dog.” - “I want a cat.”
  84. “Chinese food?” - “Do we even know what that’s made of?”
  85. “These sheets are stained.” - “That’s disgusting.”
  86. “You don’t know how to change a tire?” - “Give it a rest, would you?”
  87. “That’s my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.” - “Well, kiss me so they see.”
  88. “We got lucky. You’re not gonna do that again, right?”
  89. “Hey, babe, look what I found.” - “GET THAT OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!!!”
  90. “You’ve been replaced.” - “Alright, we’ll see how you feel when you need me to kill a spider in the shower.”
  91. “Are those slippers?” - “Is that you being mean? AGAIN?”
  92. “You forgot your book.” - “No, I lost my book!”
  93. “You’re weird.” - “Or you’re just basic.”
  94. “We need a vacation.” - “You read my mind too much, it scares me.”
  95. “Why’d you hug him? You love him?”
  96. “Sorry.” - “Good choice.”
  97. “Luck? Nope. Skills.” - “If it’s skill then do it again.”
  98. “Why can’t you just believe me?” - “Because you lied about it before.”
  99. “This bath is too damn hot.” - “This is why we can’t do cute things. You complain too much.”
  100. *Make up your own*

Visit @prompt-bank for more prompts!!

  • Alec: I wanted to apologize for what happened with the soul swords, I am truly sorry
  • Seelie Queen: well, this me-
  • Alec: NOT YOU
  • Alec: *turns to Magnus*
  • Alec: As I was saying baby, I am truly sorry and I hope that you can forgive me
  • Magnus: *ignores*
  • Alec: BABY PLEASE TALK TO ME

lance: keith, babe, my sun, my sea, my stars–

keith: yea lance?

lance: can you… do the thing… please…

keith: what thing?

lance: you know… the Thing…

keith: oh, that thing.

keith: ..why?

lance: cos it’s cute and i like it. also because i love you

keith: ok sure. i love you too

keith: (makes purring noise)

lance: nice. also you’re a furry

keith: you– you asked me to do it!! you’re a furry!!

lance: yea

keith:

keith: …wait, seriously?

lance: yea