Kuroko no Basuke: Last Game (feat. my shameless fangirling)
Look, AkaKuro’s standing next to each other! ❤❤❤❤
The order of everything I’d written here might be in random, because I was mentally screaming all the way through the entire movie. Mentally, because I couldn’t just shout “FUCK THAT’S MY OTP!!! AREN’T THEY BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER??” with anime heart eyes every time AkaKuro appeared on screen. I’m in the cinemas with equally brooding fanboys and fangirls so nope.
This is full of spoilers and shitposting. Proceed at your own risk. XD
Kagami’s backstory. Who would’ve thought that such a bright ray of sunshine was once a tol angsty child. Well, everyone probably went through that phase so-
THE ASSHOLES AKA TEAM JABBERWOCK
One thing I realized while I was watching the entire Strky vs Jabberwock match was how much I love Kasamatsu, Miyaji, Imayoshi, Okamura, and Higuchi (I don’t even know this guy but I love him unconditionally okay?). So, yeah, basically, everyone in Team Strky.
I was waiting for Kasamatsu to slap Nash in the face after the guy spit on his hand, but– *3*
ANGRY KISEKI KOUHAIS IS MY NEW KINK
The GoM greeting each other in the gym is the most precious thing ever
I’m biased so–
Kuroko following Kagetora in Roppongi to confront the Jabberwock.
Everyone taken aback by Kuroko’s disappearance lol
Kuroko’s boyfriends protecting him after Nash kicked him. DAMN I GOT SHIVERS AT AKASHI’S EXPRESSION HERE.
Akashi: I understand. Knowing you, you probably want to settle this in a basketball match.
I literally just mentally scream my head off every time AkaKuro is next to each other
The match’s setting was different from the one in the manga. And the other characters watched them live which was also different.
GET READY FOR TEAM VORPAL SWORDS BITCHES
(Btw, there were two guys sitting few seats to my right in the cinema who were doing a live commentary of every fucking scene the entire time. I was torn between getting annoyed and fanboying with them because what they were whispering to each other was what I was thinking at that exact moment.)
Everyone being OP AS FUCK
GODDAMMIT KISE WHY ARE YOU SO OP????
Midorima’s remote control
SAKURAI IS AOMINE’S HARDCORE FANBOY IS2G
Murasakibara and Silver’s match up
GODDAMMIT STOP HURTING MY TREE SON
Silver is an ass
Pouting Murasakibara *sound of angels’ choir in the background*
Everyone giving way to each other so the team could win. #PRECIOUS
THE TEAM PLAYS. #I’MCRYINg
Kuroko: *joins the game*
Jabberwock: LMAO So weak-looking
Jabberwock [5 seconds after Kuroko played]: WHAT THE FUCK??????
DID I MENTION THE TEAM PLAYS??? The AoKaga?? Midorima and Kagami highfiving each other? Murasakibara and Kagami double-teaming Silver? And ofc who could forget AoKi double-teaming Silver
Kise’s Perfect Copy + Aomine’s Zone = beautiful AoKi babies
I swear even Momoi could feel the AOKI in the air. She was too overwhelmed that it brought tears to her eyes. lol
Kise and Silver’s one-on-one
“Kise is the strongest player on the court.” Dude… I already knew that, like, 5 years ago.
Nash’s passes WTAF
Murasakibara getting hurt again. STOP HURTING MY TREE SON I SAY
Takao getting jealous of Akashi and Midorima’s teamplay. Don’t worry Shin-chan’s all yours already. :3
BOKUSHI AND ORESHI’S CONVERSATION. THIS IS IMPORTANT
Kise failing to make the shot because he’s too damn exhausted already. Somebody take his place aaaaaahhhhhhh :’((((((((((
“Leave the rest to me, Ryouta.”
WHY DIDN’T THEY INCLUDE THIS: “Akashi-kun is Akashi-kun. There is no difference.” THIS IS, LIKE, THE ULTIMATE AKAKURO MOMENT. I’M SO SAD ;-;
“Right now, Akashi’s the most reliable person on the court.” He’s also the most reliable in be– //slapped
Mayuyu supporting his kouhai from the sidelines. HOW CUTE
Also, can we talk about Mibuchi’s new hairstyle?
Midorima’s three pointers. Also OP as fuck
“My shots will not miss.” His shots through Takao’s heart will also never miss. ;)
Midorima trying to make Kagami feel better. Holy shit the world’s ending soon
Nash’s ability was translated in the movie as “Barrier Eye.” But I actually heard “Belial Eye” every time it was mentioned. But it was called “Demon Eye” in the manga. So which is it? @-@
YOU FUCKING DARE TO ANKLE BREAK AKASHI??? KARMA IS SHIT, YOU–
AKASHI VS NASH
GIVE MURASAKIBARA A DAMN RUBBER BAND
YOU DARE FUCKING INJURE MURASAKIBARA????
MURASAKIBARA’S SMILE CAN PROBABLY CURE ANY KIND OF ILLNESS.
ANGRY KUROKO IS AT THE TOP OF MY KINKS
AOKAGA IN THE FREAKING ZONE TOGETHER ;)
EVERY DAMN TIME AOMINE SHOOTS THE BALL
Oreshi and Bokushi fanservice DAMNNNNNNN I NEED MORE. I love the way they parted in the movie, with all the hands holding and the changing of perspectives and just… everything.
Akashi was about to give up
Then Kuroko appears in his line of sight
Then everyone gets an instant power up
AOKAGA DUNKING THE FUCKING BALL TOGETHER
GoM + Seirin bonding moment™
Kagami’s leaving for America.
WHY THE FUCK IS HE LEAVING??? THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE MANGA????
DON’T MAKE ME START ON THE AIRPORT SCENE
God just remembering it makes me tear up
WE HAVE SOME CANON KAGAKURO SCENE HERE
When Kagami ran back to Kuroko, I thought he changed his mind and would say: “It’s more fun playing with you and the rest of the team.” But they just said goodbye to each other and Kagami was thanking Kuroko for everything and all these onion ninjas just started popping out of nowhere and I was dying inside. :’((((((((((
Holy fucks I think I didn’t watch the complete final scene? Now I’m sadder. I mean, I saw some spoiler about the GoM talking about the future or smth?? I DIDN’T SEE THAT. ;-;
LASTLY, WHERE THE FUCK IS NIJIMURA??????? ;-:
Apparently, my lil bro backed out from watching this with me, and I ended up watching it with my dad. Though, in all actuality, he just slept and woke up about quarterway through the movie. And I think he enjoyed the rest of the movie, because he didn’t sleep after that, and that was SOMETHING because he always just sleeps whenever he comes with me and my siblings to the cinemas. 😂😂😂😂 Anyway, I’ll add the others once I remember them.
I was talking to @gixininja about how I was expecting the NIF promptfest fill for “Meng Zhi and Mu Qing, captains of the MCS/JY and MCS/NH ships respectively” to be crack, because that’s how my mind rolls.
And then I kept thinking about it. (Fest is over, not exactly a fill, but this is allowed, right? :’D)
Mu Qing has kind of low-key wanted for MCS/NH to happen from the beginning, basically as soon as he begins to suspect that Nihuang is into Changsu. (Because for Mu Qing, his beloved sister should always get what she wants.) So when he hears that MCS is looking to buy a property, he thinks “CHANSU!” and promptly drags MCS out to view all the available properties within walking distance of the Mu Residence. (Because it seems to him that you can never have too little exposure, when it comes to fanning the budding flames of love into PASSION INFERNO.)
Beware: Very long post with crap ton of pictures! -wink-
Guess who has a new OTP???
DIS GURL DOES! I really love this new song better than the last one in my opinion.
I suppose I’ll give my thoughts on the movie. Over all? It was pretty all right, but I felt it was too predictable. There were very few elements in the movie that was new and refreshing. For example, the two main characters (Raven and Apple) took a nice healthy break from the spot light to give some other characters a try, which is nice (though due to this choice, no Rapple -sniff sniff-).
I was very happy to see Justine and Duchess have a ice dance off! I would love to see more between these two in the future <3! Healthy competition of course.
AND GUESS WHO SQUEALED/CRIED OVER SEEING HER ORIGINAL OTP? PLEASE MATTEL! I want to see these two interact more. Ever since Spring Unsprung I shipped them and was disappointed that they haven’t talked to each other since!
Not to mention I am sad that Darling and Apple haven’t been shown talking about their destinies either. It obviously showed that Apple and Daring weren’t meant to be; but I am still holding on to Darling most likely being Apple’s Prince Charming while also being the White Knight in Wonderland. (Just make Darling gay Mattel -slips them Mattel money that they obviously need for their stupid/tragic doll budget cuts they’ve been making-) #Butthat’snoneofmybusiness
“Blondie needs to chill out.”
I think this was the best thing in the movie X’D ahaha! And of course Blondie’s mic drop right before this. Did you see her icon on the bottom right corner? It’s so adorable! I haven’t seen it before until now! :D
It was spelltacular that we saw some parents again!
Jillian with her dad. EVEN LIZZIE AND HER MOM!SO ADORABLE!
Not gonna lie, I felt bad for Raven, but it was pretty amusing scooting her mother around ahaha!
The library scene really was hexcellent! The detail was superb. I really enjoyed it and hope it will be used again in the future.
Farrah really grew on me in this movie. She is seriously adorable and too amazing for her own good. I was delighted seeing what else she can do.
Am I the only one tickled pink in seeing cutie Poppy snuggled in Holly’s long hair? XD
Soooooo why didn’t Faybelle get a doll but Maddie and Apple did? =_=;; I would have DIED for a Faybelle doll in this outfit :’( (I would say maybe a special edition doll but I think the special edition doll was Crystal Winter herself. I guess we shall see…)
The antagonists in the movie were all right. I didn’t realize how short they were until Crystal hugged them later on. At least they’re not as short as the pixies.
Also, did anyone else get annoyed with Blondie? I feel harsh saying this, but I kinda wish they left her out and put someone else instead (like maybe cutie patootie Cedar or something). I have a like/dislike relationship with Blondie. She has her good and bad moments. At least her outfit was pretty cute during this movie but I kinda wish they left her out.
Cute Winter pout and sulk <3
Not gonna lie, I kinda want that gun now ahaha!
“How did the sleigh even get up there?” Blondie asks the real questions XD
I was happy to see Briar and Faybelle interact a few times within the movie. You can clearly see Briar is still very uncomfortable of being put to sleep for 100 years of her life. I suppose they wanted to show she still hasn’t quite decided on what she wants to do.
Okay Faybelle that WASN’T okay to do, even as a joke. Not hat-tastic >: /
But I do appreciate her ‘oh shit she gunna do it for realz?!’ look XD
I just really enjoyed these scenes of them glowing and asleep. Just gorgeous animation all around #aesthetic guyz
My most favorite part probably was the new song and everyone dreaming of their happily ever afters. It was very enchanting and beautiful!
Most likely my new wallpaper <3
Soooo yeah my new otp. I was very thrilled on seeing this. It really does show that Faybelle has a soft side and definitely wouldn’t curse Briar so she can be free to do as she pleases. She does care and even stopped Briar to not make a choice she knows she wouldn’t be happy on making.
I just love the details to this song. I’m starting to wonder the person who sings this also sings for Monster High. The voice just sounded familiar.
OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY! These cuties literally killed my heart in this scene. HUNTER LOOKING SO DAPPER AND IS AN ADORABLE CHESTNUT! I mean, look at him! He’s so captivating and just so blessed to have Ashlynn in his life. He never thought he would ever get a princess and just—my heart guys, my heart!
Blondie’s dream was just very cute. She just wants to have many bear friends to bear with her :’D (I’m terrible I know).
Just an darling Crystal Winter screenshot.
I know many Dizzie and Darise fans were very upset over the canon relationship of Rosabella and Daring. I find them very adorable though and consider them a nice and interesting couple. I would love to see more of them in future episodes and movies <3!
Overall the movie was beautiful and gorgeously animated since I am a big winter person myself. I would probably give it a 7.5/10 since I feel that some parts were a bit lackluster, and like I said earlier, too predictable. But I actually am proud that Mattel still gives me another otp to love <3. And also,
Crying Faybelle gives me life? It just goes to show you haveto read the fine print when it comes to shady things like that. Glad she learned her lesson (or at least I hope she did). I grew to love Faybelle a lot during these past 2 movies. But probably since she’s been seen a lot (like Lizzie from Spring Unsprung and Way to Wonderland) we might not be able to see her possibly for a long while. Just saying and noticing a trend guys > o >.
Anyways, let me know what you think! Do you like the new movie? Have you collected any of the dolls? What do you think of the new Rosebella and Daring pairing? Talk to me guyz! I’m alllll ears! ^_^
RivaMika Week Day 5 - Calor, Dolor, Rubor,Tumor, Functio laesa
Title: Calor, Dolor, Rubor, Tumor, Functio laesa Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin Characters: Rivaille x Mikasa Ackerman Rating: Not for minors okay. I mean really no don’t read it they are doing it. The whole time. [Rated R] Summary: Mikasa loves training in the middle of the night, when there is no one to watch her, but this time she had a visitor. Her mentor Rivaille who does not only correct her fighting stance, but also teach her entirely different things.
A/N: Okay guys, I finally did it. I finished my first smut ever. And let me tell you I went through hell and came back with new magical powers. In short I got the OTP feels and then the high you get when you are so goddamn proud of something you created. So I goddamn hope you like it. (and I hope I did this right,… fulfilling the promt requirement and all…)
It was midnight when they met in the training hall. It was just the two of them, barely any light, but the moonlight that shone through the big open windows.
“It’s late Ackerman.” he said. Watching her vigorously beating, kicking and punching the training dummies in the hall. She did not react. Not even when he stood behind her, correcting her fighting stance. She felt his breath against her neck, instead of verbally instructing her like he normally did, he used his hands to guide her.
“You are off balance.” he whispered into her ear, sending shivers down her spine. Rivaille slid his hands under her loose shirt, gliding over her abs, enjoying the feeling of her sculpted stomach. “Your center of gravity is here.” To accentuate where exactly, he firmly pressed his hand on the area. “And you need to push it a bit back.” he explained and pushed her stomach and her hips backwards.
With that there was not a single inch left between them. Mikasa took a deep breath, trying to control the sudden increase of her heartbeat. Both dared not to say a thing, exactly knowing what they both desired in this very moment.
“Heichou?” Mikasa broke the silence. But she was quickly shushed by the man, who now gently but firmly turned her around, so they were facing each other. He put his right index finger on her lips, smirking. Mikasa slowly breathed out, relishing in the moment. They just stood there looking into each others eyes, silently asking for permission to what was following next.
Rivaille slid his finger slowly down to her chin, down her throat, resting his slender fingers at her collarbone. Mikasa’s breathing slightly increased, she felt her whole body shuffling it’s weight towards Rivaille and his fingers, as if he was pulling invisible strings. Obediently she turned her head to the side a bit, to grant him access to the crook of her neck.
He smiled. “So obedient.” he mumbled, making her blush. She knew she was giving in to the temptation, but she did not hate it. Not now, she wanted to be owned by him completely. He superseded his fingers with his lips and started to slowly place tender kisses along her collarbone, moving upwards. He rested long on each spot, pressing his lips gently against her hot skin. This caused Mikasa to adjust her breathing to his kissing pace. When he dipped in for another kiss, she breathed in, when he stayed on the spot, she held her breath and only when he moved to kiss another spot she dared to breath out.
But something was bothering her. He was at her neck, almost below her earlobe, but he couldn’t kiss any higher due to the height difference. Rivaille, who was painfully aware of this, was about to kiss his way down again, but was interrupted by Mikasa uttering “Shorty.” harshly. His reaction was easy but had a great impact. He kicked one of her feet away, causing her to fall onto the blue mats. It still hurt her, even if they cushioned the blow to some extend, but she had no time to think about the pain, since Rivaille was already on top of her, pressing his lips onto hers.
She felt the world disappear around her. Nothing else mattered. No one else existed. It was just the two of them alone in the universe. His experienced kisses, were firm but at the same time very passionate and soft. She wrapped her hands around his neck, pulling him closer. Rivaille then took her lower lip between his and gently sucked them, before he broke the kiss to look at Mikasa.
She wanted him, she wanted him so bad, she was slowly getting angry that he was so gentle with her. Mikasa enjoyed the attention from him, but she needed him to be rough, to show her her place like he used to do so many times. And this is exactly what he was able to read in her mischievous glance.
A playful huff passed his lips as he dived down to nibble on her earlobe. Mikasa let out moan, but quickly regained her control and kept silent. She provoked him purposely to make him show his fangs. And he did. He roughly bit into the crook of her neck, making her scream in excitement. “Don’t challenge me Ackerman.” he said in his husky voice licking the place he bit before.
Mikasa closed her eyes and tried to catch her breath again, the sensation flooded her whole brain, making her unable to think of anything else than him, and how he would feel like between her legs. She wanted to touch him, feel him, but at the same time she wanted to be touched more, wanting him to look at her and only at her. She needed to possess him but wanted to be owned equally. Mikasa moved her hands from his neck down to his shoulders, clumsily tugging at the fabric of his shirt. He immediately understood and raised his upper body to remove it. Now that he sat on her lap, she got aware of his hard member.
But her attention soon was drawn to his naked sculpted chest in front of her. The moonlight perfectly accentuated every muscle. She couldn’t resist and ran her fingers over it, obviously fascinated even if she saw him shirtless countless times already. “It must be the moonlight,” she thought, absentmindedly caressing his chest. Rivaille forcefully grabbed her wrists and pulled them over hear head, to pin her down. It bothered him that she was not paying attention to him, but his looks.
His head close to her ear again he whispered: “Look only at me, think of only me and only concentrate on the pleasure I give you.” Steady hands slid under her shirt, fulfilling the promise, making their way to her bra to cup her breast. “Rivaille.”, Mikasa moaned pushing him to hurry up. She already arched her back upwards to grant him access to the closure of the bra. He smirked. “I don’t think so.”
“Rivaille!”, Mikasa was outraged, she needed him. Now. Mikasa ferociously flipped him over, so that she was on top now. She breathed heavily now, only getting angrier hearing his wholehearted laugh. Only now she realized that it was too easy to get him off her. Her confused face was too cute to bear, he thought, so that he couldn’t help but cup her face with one of his hands and pulling her down to kiss her. It took her breath away. She wondered how he became such a good kisser. Rivaille growled against her lips. “Mikasa, here I am.”
This brought her back to the situation, rather than wondering what woman had him already. She took her shirt off and vigorously threw it aside, shortly followed by the bra. This was the moment he waited for. He imagined it so many times, but reality was sweeter than his imagination ever was. Her breasts were firm and nicely shaped, fitting exactly to the rest of her body. Under the uniform he could guess what she might look like, but actually seeing her waist and breasts bare before him was worth a thousand deaths.
He was still smirking, which aggravated Mikasa to a point, where she just wanted to hurt him, so he looses that smirk. Still in her sitting position, realization struck her. She sat right on his lap, his already hard member pressing against her. Now it was her time to smirk. She leaned down to kiss Rivaille, but not without unnecessarily grinding her hips against his lap. With every kiss she pushed her center against him, making him growl. She smirked between the kisses, playfully liking his lips teasing him up to the point of almost making him forgot, who initially was the master in this little game.
Almost. He pushed her down, hovering above her. A low throaty growl rolled up from Rivaille’s chest and parted his lips as they abused the flesh of Mikasa’s neck. He’d wanted this for so long – he wanted her for long, and now he wasn’t going to wait another moment. Especially because Mikasa made it pretty clear that she shared the feelings. Impatient hands gripped at the woman’s legs, tugging her up before moving to remove her pants and undergarments.
Mikasa shivered in excitement. He finally dipped down between her legs licking her so slowly she almost came from the anticipation only. He circled around her clit only to occasionally flick it with his tongue, making her twitch. Mikasa was loosing her mind, but did not let a single moan escape her mouth.
“I can’t hear you baby.” he said before sucking on her nub, which made her scream out in pleasure. He chuckled a little bit, before putting his tongue in front of her entrance, slowly licking up. Mikasa’s breath became heavier. She needed something inside her now, but he did not yet grant her that pleasure, first he made sure to make her beg for it.
He continued the teasing until he realized that she was very close to her orgasm. That was when he stopped the teasing immediately, instead rubbed her clit with his thumb, so that he could watch her. She was so close now. Her hands were roaming his body, finally gripping his shoulders. “Come for me baby.”, he whispered into her ear, increasing the pace of his thumb, until she came screaming his name. He removed his hand and brought it up to her lips, gently putting the thumb he just used, onto her lips. Mikasa immediately understood and it thrilled her to suck on his thumb, making him imagine entirely different things.
The sensation made him roll onto his back, Mikasa still sucked at his finger, when he commanded her to please him. She smirked and leaned in for a kiss before she kissed her way down. From his lips, along his jawline, down his neck and chest. Stopping shortly to suck on his nipple, but quickly moving on to kiss down his stomach. Mikasa smiled wickedly, hovering over Rivaille. She let out a soft huff of air while leaning down and pressing her lips to his exposed stomach, her hand gripping at the hem of his pants and dragging them slowly downward.
As soon as he were naked in front of her, she started to lick his erected penis. Passionately from the bottom up to the top. Rivaille was not afraid to show his excitement and let out a deep groan. Encouraged by it Mikasa took the tip into her mouth, sliding it slowly deeper inside. Suddenly though, she started to bob her head up and down quickly, driving the man crazy. In response he grabbed her by hair yanking her up, so that they’d look each other into the eye. And both knew the moment was here.
He quickly turned onto his stomach, pushing himself up with his strong arms, so that he was able to grab Mikasa at her hips. His movements were wild and demanding. Her heart was going so fast, she had troubles breathing. She was excited, thrilled and there was nothing that could stop her from welcoming that man. Obediently she threw herself onto her back, spreading her legs.
“Ass up.”, he commanded roughly, making Mikasa shiver. She never saw him ferocious like that, he usually was furious and quite bold, but this time he seemed not as composed, to be precise he was beast-like. Mikasa’s heart beat fast against her chest as she turned around and slowly lifted her ass up, so he could enter her from behind.
He first only used his fingers. Two of them slid in easily, since she was dripping wet already. “Good Girl”, he growled. Rivaille slid his fingers in and out in a manner that made Mikasa whimper because it felt so incredibly good. She felt the pressure building up, but he made sure she was not coming. He wanted to please her with his dick, making her regret she every called him a midget. “Rivaille,… please!”, she muttered not being able to stand the teasing anymore. “Tell me Mikasa.”
[A/N: sorry to interrupt ya guys but for some reason there is a part missing here. will edit asap! edit the 2nd… i wanna die my original document is broken as well and i cannot remember what i wrote for god’s sake I wanan cry…]
He slowed down a bit, using his strength to suck on Mikasa’s neck, trying hard to leave a mark. “Don’t.” she uttered. Rivaille continued anyway, needing to visibly mark her.
“Rivaille they’ll see.” He stopped for a moment but then he realized what she meant. He bit her earlobe, whispering: “Eren is going to see, you mean?”
Mikasa was immediately tensing up as the name of her brother fell, moaning.
“That’s how you work Ackerman.”, Rivaille teased. “Do you want him to see? That I fucked you? Honey he probably heard you already.”
Mikasa couldn’t contain her feelings anymore. Truth is, she really was often fantasized about Eren catching her while masturbating, but imagining that he could hear her right now, thinking of her naked body being pleasured. She was so close now.
Suddenly Rivaille put his hands around her throat and made Mikasa gasp in surprise. He firmly tightened his grip around her neck. “It’s me you want Mikasa. Stop thinking about him while I fuck you.” He was angry, and jealous, but this only turned her on even more. In his eyes she saw nothing but pure lust and insanity. His grip around her neck loosened a bit, but still pressed air out of her lungs. “Yes Master.” she replied but was soon silenced by a rough kiss.
This was the moment when Rivaille decided he couldn’t go on for much longer, so he increased his speed only thinking about his own pleasure. She pushed her hips against his, so he’d be in her even deeper, being greatly turned on by his wild trusting. Mikasa’s body started to shake, her muscle tensed up around Rivaille’s penis, making it hard for him to concentrate on anything else. It made his head swirl, he had troubles keeping his strong trusts, when Mikasa screamed his name and scratched his back so bad it already drew blood. This is when he allowed himself to release himself in her.
Both trembled in the aftermath, but soon Rivaille got up, bothered by the sweat and body fluids sticking onto his body. “Let’s go clean up.”
Without another word he lifted her up. She instinctively wrapped her long legs around his hips, to make it easier for him to carry her. Together they made their way into the showers, still hungry for more.
Today was the day,
today you were finally going to see the Jaspar flat. One of the roommates, Joe
Sugg, and you had been best mates since what seemed like forever. You two used to be prank king and prank queen
in highschool, and shared your childhood. But as you grew older, Joe’s YouTube
channel expanded and he moved to London. Even though you stayed a few hours
away, in Brighton, you were still the best of friends. Just two weeks ago, he
had moved in with another you tuber- Caspar Lee, because Caspar’s previous
roommate- Alfie had moved in with Zoe Sugg, who was Joe’s sister as well as
your best friend. There had been a housewarming party one week ago, but since
you were in Uganda helping children, you had missed it and never seen the flat.
But three days ago,
you had asked his manager to check his schedule, which was clear today, and
planned a surprise visit for him.
When you called him to
say that you couldn’t attend the housewarming party, he was really upset, and
even though it wasn’t that big of a deal, you decided to shock him, in a good
way, you hoped.
After coming out of
the shower, I changed into a black and white striped halter shirt, faded blue
denim jeans, and put on a black jacket, to prevent my makeup ruining my new
shirt. Then I put on some foundation, concealer to cover my dark circles
because of staying up too late, put on some mascara, and finally put on the
“Afternoon Tea” lip gloss from my good friend Tanya Burr’s lip gloss collection.
I had to say, it really made my lips look snoggable. This wasn’t my go to look,
which took a bit more time, but I didn’t bother hide my face from Joe, who had
seen me when you had the flu, probably when I looked the worst in my life, with
the pale skin and all.
After making sure
there were no clumps in my mascara, I braided my hair into a messy braid,
because it was going to get messed up by the wind anyway, and I loved messy
buns and braids.
I grabbed my absolute
favorite leather rucksack, which was gifted to me by Joe this year on my 23rd
birthday, and put my flat keys, your laptop, phone, clutch, and a compact
mirror into it, along with the new vlogging camera neatly wrapped (it wasn’t
me, I’m rubbish at wrapping presents) in white paper with cartoons all over it.
Joe loves cartoons so I thought he would like his present covered I them. His
birthday is tomorrow, I plan on returning home tonight only, because a meeting
is scheduled tomorrow, but he won’t be celebrating his birthday tomorrow, since
all our mates have thrown him a party this weekend. I bought him this camera
just as a pre- birthday present.
After calling up
Lizzy, Joe’s assistant (I literally just made that up, I don’t know the name of
joe’s assistant) to make sure Joe was still free for today, I headed towards
the train station to get to London. I sure was damn excited.
Third person’s POV:
After three hours of
travelling, you were exhausted and finally on your way to The Jaspar Household.
Your cab driver- Arnold, was a very sweet person, he was young like you, and
had been a cabbie for around three months. You had learned that he was an
orphan, which almost made you cry, because you were a very empathetic, and
sensitive person sometimes. After about an hour of sitting in the cab listening
to Arnold’s life story, and writing a blog post, you had become good friends
and exchanged numbers. It was just ten more minutes to Joe’s and Caspar’s flat,
and you could already feel the excitement. You hadn’t seen Joe since a month,
which was a shame, since you had been here several times in the last month, but
had loads of meeting to attend to.
“Y/N, we’ve reached,”
said Arnold with a big grin. You took your rucksack and put your laptop back in
it, and got off the cab. After paying the fare, you bid Arnold goodbye, and
called Lizzy and told her you were here.
Now, since you had
Joe’s apartment keys, because Joe had forgotten his spare keys at yours’ the
last time he came to visit, Joe didn’t have to know you were here before you
surprised him. You opened the lock quietly and tip toed to Joe’s bedroom.
Joe, it seemed was
watching a YouTube video with his headphones on, and couldn’t hear you. After
putting your rucksack down, as it was heavy, you screamed, “SUGGY!”
Joe immediately took
off his headphones and looked at you, first he looked utterly shocked but then
it changed into a bit less shocked grin. He came over to you and squeezed you
in a giant hug.
“Y/N, you literally
shocked me, it’s so nice to see you, I’ve missed you so much!” he squeezed me
in another hug. “Were you editing Joe?” you asked, “I don’t wanna disturb
you.’’ “You sound just like Tanya right
now, you’ve made me so happy, besides, I was just watching a YouTube video.”
“But Tanya’s so sweet.” “I meant in a good way, I don’t think I’ve seen Tanya
“Where’s Caspar?” you
asked to which Joe replied, “He was just buying come groceries, I reckon he’ll
be back in ten minutes or so.” “Mr. Joseph Sugg, would you show me around your
residence?” you asked in a posh manner. “Sure, m’lady, it would be an honour to
do so,” Joe took your hand and kissed it gently, and you pretended to shyly
look away. You guys were weird, but you guys totally understood and related
with each other’s weirdness. You both laughed, and Joe showed you around the house.
You loved their new house, it was spacious, and all around lovely. Almost
immediately after you had seen the house, Caspar came back from grocery
Pineap- Caspar’s POV:
As soon as I came home
from Tesco, Joe introduced me to Y/N, who was his best friend from back home,
but after college she had moved to Brighton. She had luscious y/h/c hair and
gorgeous y/e/c eyes. She and Joe were so similar it freaked me out. As she had
known Joe since high school, I asked her and Joe to film a truth or dare with
me, and my fans tweeted some pretty good truths and dares. She agreed, and now
we’re filming a video together. At first, I thought she was his girlfriend whom
he had been hiding, but all she was was a friend, shocked me a bit, to be
honest. I totally ship them. I’m totally going to tease Joe.
Joe adjusted the
camera and it started recording. “Hi guys my name is Caspar Lee and today I’m
here with my roommate Joe and good friend Y/N, and today we’re playing- ““Truth
or dare,” Joe inserted and you screamed, “Shit’s about to get reaaaal!” in a
weird voice and all of you started laughing. “So I asked you guys to tweet me
some truths and dares, and Joe’ chosen them, so if yours was not taken, blame
Joe, and let’s go!”
“Joe, truth or dare,
you asked?” “Well, dare me!’ he screamed in a Kermit impression and you all
started laughing. “I dare you to kiss the person sitting next to you on the
cheek,” said Caspar “Gimme a cheek kiss,” he pouted. “Well, there’s two people
next to me, “Joe said, as he was sitting in the middle with you and Caspar on
either side of him. “Looks like you have to kiss both of us,” Caspar said in a horrible
British accent. Joe looked at you and kissed you on the cheek. You blushed, but
pretended to fix your hair to hide it. You had had a crush on Joe for quite a
while but hadn’t got around to ask him out because you didn’t want to ruin your
friendship with him. Your friends like Tanya and Jim and Alfie and Zoe had all
told you that he really liked you, but you didn’t believe the because you know,
Joe had never said it himself. Joe then gave Caspar a cheek kiss.
“Y/N, truth or dare?”
Caspar asked, “Truth.” “Bold choice, y/n.” Joe said, seriously. “Joe, why do
you sound serious all of a sudden?” you asked. “Nothing, just good acting,” he
gave you a cheeky smile.
“Y/N, what are your
crush’s initials?” Caspar asked. “Well Casp, these guys know him, so I can’t
give them his initials, but I can tell you one of his initials, does that make
sense?” you blushed. “Is it me Y/N? Caspar asked jokingly. “No, Casp, you’re friend
zoned, sorry mate,” you said with a pretend sad face. “Ok, Y/N, what is one of
your crush’s initial?” Joe grinned. “S,” you answered, Joe’s surname. “Is it
someone’s surname Y/N?” Caspar asked. “Yes.” “Okay Casp, truth or dare?” Joe
asked. “Truth Joe, why?” “What’s your name?” Joe asked. “What?” “Just say,” “Okay,
mate, calm down, Caspar Lee.” “So Y/n, truth or dare?” Joe asked again, “Well,
dare.” “Okay, Y/N, someone dares you to call your crush and confess,” “But
Caspar has the- ““Y/N, please,” Joe said cheekily. “Okay,” you said, and picked
your phone, you dialed Joe’s number, and called him. “Joe Sugg, I really like
you, would you want to go out with me?” Caspar, meanwhile was on his phone,
pretending not noticing anything. “I really like you too, Y/N, yes I will go
out with you,” Joe replied, dropped his phone and pecked you on the lips. You
dropped your phone, cupped his face, and kissed him back. You paused for air, “Y/N,
we should probably get a room, poor Caspar.” “Yes, and Y/N, my OTP is finally
true, I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS,” Caspar said, and hugged you both, you both
hugged Caspar back, and walked into Joe’s room.
Oh my gosh, I am SO glad so many of you liked Truth or Dare! I’m sorry I didn’t add it to the note, but after I finished Truth or Dare, I went straight to writing this. Just like I said, here’s part 2! Enjoy!
AN: Hi there! I’m so sorry I’ve been absent, but it seems I’ve been at a loss of ideas. If you guys could send me requests, I will most certainly write them! Hope you enjoy!
Request from cassettape: can you do a fanfic where you and dan are best friends but he is always a little flirtatious frik and then on your youtube channel you get 1 million subscribers and they all dare you to kiss dan because everyone ships you guys and make it fuffy and cute.
“Okay, so Dan, can you please measure the flour,” I tell him. Today, for my YouTube channel, HaileyBakes, I have invited my best friend Dan over to do a collab with me. We’re making cupcakes and Dan, as usual, is not cooperating.
“How much do we need again?” He asks, looking at me completely clueless with the bag of flour in one hand and a bowl in the other. I laugh.
“Dan, I’ve told you three times already! 125 grams!” I laugh and playfully smack his arm. He smirks and looks down at me with his chocolate-y brown eyes.
“Right, okay. How do I measure flour again?” He looks at me once again, completely bewildered.
“You’re hopeless,” I state as I grab the flour out of his hand, “Put the bowl on top of the scale and do not touch anything else,” I tell him.
“Okay, easy enough,” he says. I lean over him to pour the flour into the bowl. His strong arm is touching my side and I’m incredibly close to him. Maybe even too close for best friends. His scent is manly, but with a touch of fruity that combines to make a scent that is completely Dan Howell.
Just as the scale reaches 124 grams, Dan tilts the bag of flour slightly and it pours all over my shirt. I gasp and drop the bag of flour on the counter. I look up at Dan and he has a little grin plastered on his face.
“You little bitch!” I yell at him, but I find myself smiling as well. I reach for the bag of flour and dip my hands inside and turn to Dan. His eyes are wide with fear as he knows what’s coming next.
“Come here,” I say calmly, holding a nice pile of flour in my hands.
“No, get away from me,” Dan says and slowly backs away.
“Come here, Dan. I’m not gonna hurt you,” I begin to approach him slowly, but then I quickly throw the flour into his face. Dan laughs a small laugh and wipes the flour from his face. He turns to me with a huge grin on his face. He quickly grabs the flour in the bowl and throws it at me. Before I know it, we’re having a food fight and there’s flour, sugar, and icing all over my kitchen. I turn around for a moment to get another handful of flour, and Dan suddenly grabs me in a strong hold that restricts me from moving.
“Dan, let go!” I say as I wiggle in his arms, trying to get out.
“Apologize, or this egg is cracking on your head,” Dan says in my ear, his voice low. I gulp. I turn my head around as much as I can, to see Dan holding an egg above my head.
“You first,” I insist, keeping a good hold on the flour.
“Hailey,” he murmurs seductively. Or maybe he doesn’t mean to be seductive, but man him murmuring my name in my ear sure turns me on. His grip tightens around my waist. I squeal.
“Ok, Dan. I’m sorry,” I say.
“Good,” He releases me and puts the egg down. I quickly turn around and throw the flour in his face. He laughs.
“You’re so naughty,” he tells me flirtatiously. I suddenly can’t stop the heat that’s rising in my cheeks. I quickly change the subject.
“Let’s clean up this mess,” I say.
We finish up the video by apologizing to the viewers for not actually baking cupcakes. I also apologize for Dan’s lack of maturity and he rolls his eyes. I edit the video very quickly and upload it that night. As soon as it’s live, tweets and comments flood in about “Dailey”, mine and Dan’s ship name. “You guys would make a cute couple, Dailey 4ever” “omg you guys PLEASE date! you’re my OTP” “AHHH THE FEELS I CAN’T DEAL DAILEY IS SOOO CUTE” I laugh at all of the silly comments, ignoring them.
I wake up the next day and I’ve hit a million subscribers. I scream and record a quick video on my iPhone and upload it, saying thank you to all of my subscribers and announcing that I’ll be doing an hour-long live show to celebrate.
Just before my live show is about to start, my doorbell rings. I wasn’t expecting anyone to stop by. I open up the door, and to my surprise, Dan is standing in the doorway holding a bottle of red wine.
“Surprise! I’ve come over to celebrate you reaching a million subscribers!” Dan announces, entering my apartment without permission. He doesn’t need my permission, he knows he’s always welcome here.
“Oh my god, hi Dan. I’m about to have a live show in celebration, I didn’t know you were coming ‘round…” I say. “It’s a pleasant surprise.” Quite honestly I couldn’t imagine a better way to celebrate a million subscribers than having a drink with Dan.
“Oh sorry, should I go?” he asks, about to take off.
“No no! Please stay,” I insist.
“Alright,” he smirks a little, “Congratulations! I’m so proud of you, you deserve every single subscriber you have,” he says sincerely. He then embraces me. Dan’s hugs are always warm and soft and my nose is filled with his lovely scent once again, and I never want to let go. Unfortunately, he releases me and I take the wine bottle from his hand.
“Let’s get this open,” I say and find my corkscrew. Dan already has two wine glasses out. He knows exactly where everything is in my apartment. I pour the wine into our glasses and Dan lifts his.
“Cheers,” he says. I clink my glass against his and we both take sips.
“I better start my live show,” I say.
“Alright, I’ll just be out here watching some telly. I’ll order a pizza,” he says.
“Great idea,” I reply. I head into my room and open my laptop and start my live show. I tweet and post on Facebook saying that my live show is starting. Soon enough, I have a couple thousand viewers on my live show. I start with the usual, where the viewers ask me questions and I reply. In the middle of me responding to the question, “What color underwear are you wearing?” I hear Dan yell my name.
“Hold on a second,” I say to the camera. “WHAT?” I yell to Dan. He storms into my room and announces that the pizza has arrived. Suddenly, the chat bar is filled with Dailey and questions for Dan and questions about out relationship.
“Dan’s here, everyone,” I tell them. Dan waves hello to the camera.
“Whilst he’s here, why don’t we do a bit of truth or dare?” I ask the camera, “Come sit,” I say to Dan and I pat the spot next to me on my bed. He flops down on his stomach right next to me and then playfully pokes me in the side. I giggle and swat his hand away and he smiles at me. The little flirtatious prick.
“Ok, seriously. Here’s the first one. Dan, what do you really think about Hailey?” I say. Dan suddenly sits up, and I look at him, expecting something sarcastic to come out of his mouth. He turns to me and I notice just how close together we’re sitting. His face is merely inches from mine, and I must say, he looks ravishing from this angle. His hair is perfectly tousled on his forehead and his beautiful eyes are gazing into mine with a comfortable intensity. He glances at the webcam for a moment then turns back to me.
“Truthfully, she’s the most beautiful and most intelligent girl I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting,” he says, his eyes trained on me.
“Stop it,” I look away and laugh.
“No, I mean it,” he says. I look up and I can’t help but notice how gorgeous he looks today.
“Thanks,” I say as I feel my cheeks heat up.
“Ahem, uh, next question,” I cough nervously and return my attention to the computer screen. Instead of truths or dares, the chat bar is filled with things along the lines of “YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE” and “KISS HIM!”
“Dan, I dare you to kiss Hailey,” Dan reads out from the chat bar. I feel myself blushing again as I look up to see his gaze still set on me. I tear my eyes away from his beautiful face because this is entirely inappropriate. He’s my best friend, although I can’t ignore the fact that he makes my heart race.
“Guys…” I say to the webcam, embarrassed. I glance at the chat bar again. “DAN KISS HAILEY!” “KISS!” “OMG KISS!!!” It seems that every viewer wants us to kiss. Before I can scold my viewers again, Dan takes my small hand in his much larger one. I gulp, feeling my pulse rising simply from his touch. I can’t seem to take my eyes away from him. He smiles ever so slightly, and the butterflies in my stomach intensify as he places his other hand around my waist. He leans in slowly and my eyes close as his soft lips touch mine. I place my hand on the back of his neck and lean in to the kiss. I suddenly remember that I’m supposed to be doing a live show and I break the kiss quickly.
“Sorry guys,” I apologize. I look over at Dan and he’s smiling at me. I smile back. That little flirtatious fucker.
I’ve takne this from my wattpad, just to get this blog started. Please give any feedback to help me improve :)
You are a popular internet personality with over 4 million subscribers. You’re joining your best friend dan for a liveshow on younow.
“Hi internet. As you know, I have a very busy social life with the billions of cool people i know-” Dan begun. We had kind of planned a script to start but as he said that I couldn’t help but laugh. He looked at me, grinning.
“You’re supposed to be hiding until I announce that you’re here.” He said.
“I know but I couldn’t not laugh when you said that.”
I sat up, coming into view of the webcam.
The comments were exploading,
'I loved your new video’
We both tweeted about the liveshow and more and more people joined. It was suprising that it didn’t crash.
Dan suggested that we all (me, him and the internet) play truth or dare.
“Okay. So y/n, truth or dare?” Dan asked as dramatically as possible.
“*cough*wuss*cough*” Dan teased. I elbowed him.
“I am not a wuss. I’m simply not a daredevil.”
He shook his head, laughing. He read the comments until he found a good one to ask.
“Ha! Have you ever crashed a car?” Said Dan, already knowing the answer.
I sighed, smirking.
“Yes. Twice actually. But they weren’t serious or anything, barley even scratched the car.”
“One was on the way to my apartment” Dan chirped in, enjoying my embarrassment.
“Ha ha yes very funny. Let’s not discuss it.”
Already people in the comments were asking Dan truth or dare, so I used that as an escape.
“Right. Dan, truth or dare?”
“Dare.” He replied.
Most of the comments were things like kiss or make out. The comments were going so fast it was almost impossible to read. After a minute of just watching them, dan said,
He smirked, and pouted his lips.
I looked at him questioningly.
“They want us to kiss.”
'IS THIS REAL LIFE’
“Are you serious” I asked.
He didn’t responde. And I couldn’t say anything because his lips were on mine. My heart exploaded. I couldn’t move. I felt as though I wasn’t on earth anymore.
Am I in love with Dan?
I’m in love with Dan.
The kiss was long, soft and beautiful. When we broke apart everything had changed. Everything felt so different.
Younow had crashed. Phil was stood in the doorway, staring and smiling.
I looked back at Dan. His chocolate brown eyes were looking right back at me. He leaned in again and for a second time, i was brought out of the world. It was the same, if not better, that the first time. It felt like a dream. I put my hands in his hair, deepening the kiss.
“Woah. Guys. Get a room.” Phil said.
We seperated and laughed.
“So are you my girlfriend now?” Dan asked.
I looked at him, smiling.
“Are you asking me to be your girlfriend?”
“Indeed I am”
The smile grew wider on my face
Hey guys! Just updating the list. There are three new fics, “Not falling short of love” (one-shot),
“Amenity” (one-shot) and “Inseverable ties” (multi-chapter). The list will
be updated as needed :)
For those of you who aren’t familiar with my
work, you should know that most of my multi-chapters are slow burns and that I
tend to make the stories longer than I intended at first. As my time to write
is somewhat limited, I’m currently posting smaller chapters so that I can
update more often. There will be some one-shots posted in between my
multi-chapters because I’ve been working on some prompts as well.
Please consider leaving a review when you read my
work. It means a lot to me and keeps me going. Besides, I’m always open to
constructive criticism - it only makes me a better writer! You can, of course, send
me suggestions or ideas for any of my fics, or prompts for new ones if you want
to, and feel free to come to my ask box to talk to me or vent about whatever :)
Okay, enough rambling.
Mysterious ways -“Things have been quiet in Beacon Hills for a few weeks now.
The pack decides to take some time off from all things supernatural in hopes to
get a certain duo back together, only things don’t go exactly according to
plan… Post Season 4”
Know better - "AU where Lydia is a single mom and
has to move miles away to escape her abusive ex-husband. In a new city, her
life changes completely when she meets Stiles, a single, funny, hardworking and
very, very handsome, but also very tortured man. No supernatural elements
I see you - "She has never been kissed. He got
expelled from his last school for sleeping with one of his teachers. What
happens when they meet? Stydia AU”
Not a Valentine’s date - “Malia breaks up with Stiles a few weeks
before Valentine’s Day and Stiles turns to Lydia for comfort. As they grow
closer, he calls her out on her feelings.”
Anything– “After a heated game of
“Seven minutes in heaven”, Stiles stoods Lydia up. Even if they
hadn’t met until that game, Lydia starts questioning her life choices. Stydia
AU, no supernatural elements.”
The ways of our love - “Lydia left to spend the summer in France
and comes back home to find Stuart, someone who’s not Stiles but is exactly
like him. Trying to aid the boy find out why he’s in Beacon Hills with the help
of rest of the Pack, relationships and emotions will come to surface,
especially for Stiles, who was the one to send Lydia away.”
Inseverable ties – “Malia and Stiles are dating when the girl accidentally
finds out that her boyfriend used to have a crush on Lydia. Angry, Malia
confronts the redhead and ends up hurting her. Lydia, who was not aware that
her own feelings for Stiles were so obvious, decides to distance herself from
him not to cause more trouble but Stiles, of course, notices that something is
A Christmas dare - “She had it
all figured out. She was going to kiss him and he was going to kiss her back.
She’d tell him it was a dare and they’d pretend everything was the same and
their friendship would still be intact, as they always seem to do. She thought
of all possible scenarios. What she definitely did not consider was that Stiles
wouldn’t want to kiss her back.”
Friendship goes a long way - “Lydia and Stiles become
friends with benefits. How long will it take them to act on their feelings
towards each other?”
I’m your idiot - “Stiles and
Lydia get stuck in an elevator. Arguing, one lets out a confession the other is
not expecting to hear.”
Blundering quarrels - “Prompt:
Stiles and Lydia are moving in together and they start to fight about little
things and Lydia ends up making Stiles sleep in the couch. But when the night
comes she can’t sleep alone in the bed and, in the middle of the night, she
goes to the couch and sleeps with him there.”
Bluff - “When Lydia has to stay with the Stilinski’s for safety reasons Stiles and Lydia soon realize it’s not so easy being under the same roof, especially when their shower schedules conflict.”
In Which Mrs. Barnes and Mrs. Rogers Have a Mature, Dignified Discussion About the Elevator Story
For the record, Bucky did not torture the information he needed out of Clint Barton.
Well, not much anyway.
He’d left the other team sniper gasping and holding on to his sides and grumbling about too-observant not-Russian ex-assassins who would know all of a man’s tickle spots but Bucky had gotten what he needed and Nat would be suitably reassured that he did not break her own trouble-magnet punk.
Stiles loves seeing everyone’s faces as they walk down the hall. It’s like the most entertaining thing to have happened to him. Their faces. Seriously. Everyone looks so incredibly shocked, jaws on the floor as Stiles leans into Derek. No one expected it. Not even Stiles did. It’s sure been a hell of a ride.
Derek Hale was the bad boy of the school, dangerous. Everyone knew that. No one dared talk to him or get in his personal space. Well, Stiles did because Stiles is an idiot with awful impulse control. Blame his ADHD. He does on a daily basis.
Anyway. He had a shit day, okay? Like it was bad. PE was god awful because Jackson wouldn’t stop aiming the ball at him because dodgeball was just a school sanctioned sport that allowed other kids to violently attack the others. Scott cancelled their weekend plans of playing CoD together and pigging out so he could go on another date with Allison. Then he saw Derek leaning up against a tree near the track, smoking, and Stiles decided that he really needed a cigarette at that time, so he determinedly walked up to Derek, asking to bum a smoke.
“Seriously?” Derek asked, raising an eyebrow. “How old are you? Are you even old enough to be in high school?”
“I’m a sophomore, jackass,” Stiles grumbled. He was only sixteen. Derek was a senior, eighteen years old and just wasting time until graduation. “Just one cigarette. Please.”
“Why do you think I’m going to be the one to give the underage son of the sheriff a cig?” Derek asked like Stiles was stupid, which rude.
“It’s not like he’ll know,” Stiles told him. “And it’s not like I would tell him where I got it.”
Derek didn’t look convinced. “And what’s in it for me if I do?”
Stiles didn’t know what the boy wanted, so he offered all that he could, the nerd that he is. “Uh, I’ll do your homework?”
Derek laughed and then let his wander up and down Stiles’ body before handing him a cigarette. “Careful. These things will kill you.” Then he walked off without another word.
My problem now with the ship quote is that making it canon brings a whole host of problems where there wasn't. Seeing it in a Thorin/Bilbo light now makes the ship abusive, to the point where I wonder what anyone who could ever like fluff is smoking. Now there's a huge rash of shit with Thorin as a rapist and yes people can have whatever kink they like but to me that is so lazy and offensive. If you like the ship dark, fine. But you can't turn around and OTP it with any happiness. (Cont)
That’s the problem with interpreting that quote as shippy. I understand fandom can’t take flawed characters like Thorin and Thranduil without turning them into abusive monsters. Think about what seeing Thorin/Bilbo as a canon romance implies. It implies canon abusive relationship when it wasn’t previously, and that’s being forced on everyone. Do we need this crap in this fandom too?
Anon, please stop and think about what you’re trying to say to me, and in effect to other Bagginshield shippers.
You are telling me what YOU think the ship is going to look like in the highly unlikely event that at some point in the movie, Thorin and Bilbo throw down and do the nasty. You are trying to convince ME/US about things that we have ALREADY come to consider as shippers.
I think if you took even just a little time to read fanfics and look at fanart of the ship, you’ll see that while we stick to the personalities of the characters, we are able to write them into non-canon situations that does NOT have to include abuse and rape even if Thorin does succumb to the gold-sickness. We have things called “Fix-It Alternate Universes” that range from Thorin being cured forever of the gold-sickness to Thorin, Fili and Kili not meeting their ends at the Battle of Five Armies, to Thorin marrying Bilbo and making him Consort, to Bilbo taking Thorin back to the Shire with him instead because it might be better for him, and so on and so forth. There is STILL a relationship, but none of the rape and abuse and violence and whatever else you fear would exist in an in-character version of the relationship.
What I REALLY want to know is why you immediately think that a relationship with gold-sick!Thorin would lead to rape and abuse JUST because RA said “singularly obsessed with Bilbo.” I said it before, and I’m going to say it again - You do know “obsession” does not immediately connote rape and abuse, right? Not that I’m denying that it can, I just mean to say that it doesn’t have to.
But let’s be real here - this ask was NEVER going to go anywhere seeing as you started it with “being canon.” Apparently you haven’t yet quite gleaned that a) we shippers are not idiots, b) we shippers are not trying to foist change upon the ACTUAL canon just to include a homoerotic relationship between the two main characters, c) what we shippers REALLY TRULY APPRECIATE about the quote is that a version of what WE see as shippers rings true for Richard and his performance, and while he doesn’t mean it romantically or sexually, what his quote offers is the possibility of seeing more of Thorin through what happens to him with Bilbo.
“Now there’s a huge rash of shit with Thorin as a rapist“ - Honey, please. I have been shipping Bagginshield for at least a year now, and only one in 30 fics EVER include him being a rapist. And you know what, before you came to with your ask, I saw NONE of this “DOES RA THINK THORIN IS GOING TO BE A RAPIST” “rash of shit.” And while I’m not denying the possibility of it going that way, I also can assume that it DOESN’T end up that way.
“But you can’t turn around and OTP it with any happiness.” - I’ve already said that YES, WE ACTUALLY CAN, because we are creating our fanon!canon around the actual canon and are manipulating situations in the actual canon WITHOUT ACTUALLY CHANGING THE ACTUAL CANON, and we are doing it for us, not for people who don’t want to see it the millions of different ways that we do. But if you’d like ACTUAL CANON EVIDENCE that yes, we CAN turn around and OTP it with happiness, allow me to remind you that I, as a fan interpreting the canon differently from you (apparently), can think that Thorin comes to his senses while the Battle rages on outside his Mountain, and that’s why he EVENTUALLY decides to take his Company and join the Battle, if at least to defend the gold he had come SO FAR to reclaim. In the actual canon, Thorin spends literally his last few breaths trying to redeem himself to Bilbo, who has become a friend, for how he had spoken to him and what he had done while caught in the clutches of the dragon sickness. Sure, serial abusers and some rapists sometimes apologize to their victims only to turn around and hurt them again, BUT AGAIN I SAY, does Thorin have to be locked into that kind of person when he can be other versions?
And what the hell is this supposed to mean? - “I understand fandom can’t take flawed characters like Thorin and Thranduil without turning them into abusive monsters.“ - Look at how you continue to insult fandom and shippers, whether intentionally or not. This also goes to show that you haven’t seen ALL of fandom - people like Loki and Hannibal Lecter have GIGANTIC fandoms, and God knows they’re as flawed as flawed can be, and yet you have pockets of fans who will see them as misunderstood creatures and not even the bad guys when yeah, they are actually the bad guys. So how dare you insinuate that fandom will automatically see a con to a character and peg them as evil and nothing else? How dare you assume that your path of thinking is everybody’s path of thinking? Also, how dare you say that Thorin and Thranduil can be nothing but “abusive monsters” just because they’ve done things that aren’t exactly on the “GOOD” end of the spectrum? In this one sentence alone, you’ve shown just how much or how little you understand of people in general. This is borderline character profiling, which, hey, let’s not get into what else that could lead to.
It implies canon abusive relationship when it wasn’t previously, and that’s being forced on everyone - Pardon my French, but this is a tres stupid argument to make, mostly because of that last part. “That’s being forced on everyone.” Why, because you saw a shippy post in the tag? You think we make shippy posts to force our opinions on non-shippers? How dare you assume we shippers do ANYTHING for non-shippers. People who liked the shippy post clicked “like” or “reblog” on it, people who didn’t, didn’t click anything. They just scrolled past. You are literally the only person to come to with a problem. And I’ve posted our conversations in the tag as well, and again, same thing - people who agreed clicked “like” or “reblog,” others who didn’t, decided not to bother because there’s plenty of other things in the tag to see anyway.
And let me just point out one more thing that you seem to have missed the last time you sent me an ask - There have been Bagginshield shippers since people realized they could ship two characters together. You have been an RA fan for I don’t know how long, but I’m pretty sure the two timelines have been running parallel with each other for a very long time. Wasn’t your blogging life just slightly easier before you came to me and told me you have a problem with us shippers and us shipping Bagginshield? I fully understand that you have a problem with it and that’s why you don’t ship it, that’s why NONE of my arguments (at least until this point) have included me asking you to just TRY. Even in this ask, I’m not asking you to TRY and ship Bagginshield, all I said was that if you took the time to check out just one or two of the fics for the ship, you’d see that there are SO many other paths for that relationship to follow.
In conclusion - maybe YOU see Thorin as becoming nothing but pure evil once the gold-sickness has taken over, but we don’t. And you are clearly NEVER going to understand that your train of thought is FAR different from ours, mainly because you automatically assume “rape and abuse” in connection with “singular obsession,” while WE see that quote as something to fuel what we already LOVE to do with the ship in our own little world.
Happy birthday 手越 祐也! (a.k.a. he’s-the-prince-of-selfies-don’t-argue-okay post) but anyway… This post is something else! A gift to the person who gives me daily doses of exasperation. Do you know that I hate that I love you so much? :’< Happy 27th year of existence! ♥ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓
WHY IT IS HARD TO BE A TEGOSHI FAN
Squeal-inducing fanservice, calling us his girlfriends, doing his best in everything, and calling himself a perfect idol, plus the fact that he’s extremely good looking and a pro at singing, are the reasons why we just can’t get enough of Tegoshi. But life with him as our bias isn’t only about boldness when he blasts on the stage or pride when he accomplishes a project in ItteQ. It’s nerve-wrecking too, worrisome, and definitely hard at times. Common reasons?
He’s quite different from all the other Johnnys talents. He almost never experienced the Junior status. He admits that he has no Johnnys friends (except NEWS, of course!). In a world where it is somehow obligatory to love one and love the rest, being a Tego fan, you either 1) can’t love the rest 2) Love the rest but feel an occasional oddity because you realize the other idols talk about friends from the same company while Tego talks about soccer friends… soccer people… soccer buddies… And oh, right, some private friends, and many more. >_<
Actually, this was never a problem for most fans but I think it’s easy to see where I’m coming from. Personally, 90% of my fan friends have multiple fandoms, and although I have more than one fandom too, I sometimes feel out-of-Johnny’s-world because of my distant ichiban. Or is it just me? xD Tego, you should interact with your senpais and kouhais more!
He has changed and is constantly changing. I might’ve crossed out the changing hairstyles if not for the fans who still demands wishes to see his black hair again. Um, I’m not one of them, I love the blonde. Whyyy, itz hawt Other than this, the thing we always see in Tegoshi Yuya facts and trivias around the net: plastic surgery, which he denied. (Not a big deal anymore; heck it’s 2014! Besides, he was destined to grow up with a perfect face~ *o*). What about the personality? Hates to lose since the dawn of day, check. But he was an innocent kid before, almost an angel, the future boy-next-door of Johnny’s… Nobody would dare to call him little shit. Would you?It amazes and amuses me reading the fans’ comments and rants when Tegoshi started to be/act like the person he is today. “What’s happening to Tego?”, “What about his wholesome image?”, “Why is he becoming gay?”, etc. He also became more straightforward, daring, fearless. Must be the effect of experience–specifically in the years he has spent in ItteQ. And don’t forget that NEWS has gone through a lot, too. But I don’t think experience changed him. Rather, experience brought his true self out. ‘Change’ is just the easiest word to use.And that’s the hard, mindblowing part. He 'changes’ drastically, you will never be calm when it comes to Tegoshi.
He’s the gender bender. Crossdressing princess, that’s our bias! Everyone embraces Yuuko. We don’t have troubles loving her; she’s a nice girl who just wants everyone to be happy. She is cute, confident, catches the attention of men and women alike, can run over models, can sing notes higher than a chipmunk, is pretty with or without a wig, is beautiful with or without make-up.
So, what is the problem? Actually, there’s a handful. 1) They don’t understand. They don’t understand that Yuuko is the same as that guy in the “NEWS” band. 2.) They don’t understand that Yuuko is the same as that guy who religiously talks about soccer–and can be seen anywhere playing the sport. Oh, the clothes that reveals his yummy muscular thighs! 3) They don’t understand that he crossdresses because he can, and 4) We don’t understand HOW THE HELL TEGOSHI IS PRETTIER THAN ALL OF US. Tegoshi’s parents, thank you. Tegoshi, darn you.
Scandals/issues. I’m gonna be biased here. Little do I know about the other idols’ issues, so theirs are probably worst than Tegoshi’s. But even so, his rumors are ridiculously disturbing. Stealing somebody’s girlfriend, devouring a group (think 48. And just to clarify, “devour” didn’t come from me. I read it somewhere, probably from a hater to use such a word!), planning to take J&A in his own sinful hands (that’s the conclusion drawn from the Tego-Julie affair :p), having a foreigner girlfriend (intl paanas, we have hope!), and other minor issues, that, even if these aren’t as explosive as the Akanishi Troop’s bombs *okay I do know a little about the Kings of Arama*, these are enough to make our scalps hurt from scratching our heads. We ask Tego: What.Have.You.Done.Again.
It is true that any issue involving a fandom makes impact to its fans. But the rumors that involve NEWS members, in my opinion, make a greater impact than supposed, because the group is still trying to give us the best–to please us, to not betray us. Then suddenly there’s news, not of releases, but of ridiculous stuff and useless rumors which is very frustrating on both sides. NEWS isn’t an activity-stable group, so we want to see that at least the members are doing fine by themselves. NEWS, in return, doesn’t want us to worry. The good thing about Tegoshi is he assures us from time to time. But issues also follow him from time to time and I can’t anymore. asdfghjklgk.
He is “shippable” to anyone… And to anything? Because Yuuko is a flirt and Yuya is a slut (forgive me for the use of the first name. I promise this will be the last I will shame my ichiban in a public post–or it depends on my Tego-caused jet coaster mood. HAHAHAHA!!)
Basically, he’s someone who looks good with everyone. Experiences from around the world shaped him this way. In NEWS, all the Tegoshi OTPs have a considerable number of supporters. He can be paired with someone like Becky, to someone like Imouto, to unexpected people like Johnny Kitagawa’s niece, to some divorced actress (there was a rumor 'bout this, in case you don’t know). You can ship him with his ikemen best friend soccer player Atsuto Uchida, to some of Johnny’s talents (Hi TegoKame!) or non-Johnny’s celebrities like Hyde. To take it further, look at the chemistry he has with the various people he has met in his ItteQ adventures. The insects he has fought with. The objects he has touched. (Don’t say I am exaggerating because isn’t it legit to ship a person with inanimate objects, for example: Koyama x eclairs, Shige x cameras, Massu x clothes? Speaking of which, don’t we ship Tego to soccer itself? ^o^)
These and more, there are soooooo many contenders for Tegoshi’s attention, love and affection. No, this isn’t a deadly competition; just an everyday struggle with the “feels” we feel when we see Tego petting pups, or being mobbed by drag queens, or showing his obsession of skulls to declaring his love for the fans. By the way, I ship myself with Tegoshi too. Tehee~ ^^
His competitiveness. He’s the most competitive person I know, more competitive than some full-time athletes. To others he appears harsh. To others, brash. To us, he’s the perfect manifestation of the lyrics we hear in JPop songs which usually speaks of courage and strength. He is strong like that. Hell yeah~~
And it makes us proud. But sometimes, exhausted. He’s got so much fire in him; when he dives into the heart of things he pours all of his passion, and as fans, we can’t be lax too! He might be the easygoing type in NEWS but he’s also the one who does not accept defeat so easily. His flamboyant hates-to-lose attitude makes everyone not just notice it, but feel it. Be swayed with it. So when Tego does this and that we know he isn’t running a friggin’ substandard show. Way to go, Tego.
He says unrealistic things.Admit it, “koneko-chan” is so aesthetic. We continue to buy it though. Be like fools. Ah, the diamond-glazed idoldom and the starry-eyed fandom. *sighs* “So what?” we claim.
Do you ever have those emo moments when you think why can’t you just have your ichiban all by yourself? When you think it’s actually possible not because anything is possible–gaaaah that’s so cliché–but because he says his words so sure, so confident, we can’t help but believe (Tegoshi: “BERIIV~”). Well, every famous person would show how much he/she loves his/her fans. But Tegoshi’s way of “loving” us is shown in the most exaggerated way possible. (We know he wants to be the best at it, and so he goes!) While it’s very gratifying, it could also be the most depressing. It’s either of these two: Too good to be true or too true to be good. Sometimes I just wanna punch him in the face. Don’t play with our feels, baby.
His fans are the craziest–emotion wise, fangirling wise. I’ve read that many times, even when NEWS still has 6 members. In fact, this is where I got the idea for this post. 8D I wanted to blog my answer for this matter, but I couldn’t organize my thoughts until this birthday tribute (really, “tribute?” LMAO) just popped out. Why not make an entry not about how Tegoshi makes me happy, but how he makes me miserable instead? And so, ta-da! This might be my favorite post so far. :3
Excluding myself. Why do I think Tegoshi fans are the craziest? I have a friend who liked Tego; a potential fangirl. When she learned he’s the Crossdressing Princess, the Ero Prince, and all those nicknames and labels he’s known for, she backed down. Turned off? I thought so. As her friend, I was saddened. Almost there!! I asked her why, and was astonished at her reply.
“I can’t understand him. He’s extraordinary.”
She’s right. Come to think of it. There are people whom you’d immediately read from the first time. The badassed people are actually badassed. The good guys, good. But our ichiban, surprisingly, is unreadable. Conned by the face. Wondered by the personality. Confused by the gender play. Shocked by the words and actions. What remains consistent is how we deal with it. We’ve all gone crazy and we continue to be. As far as I know we’re not violent though, thanks to the wonderful idol-fan relationship led by the leader of NEWS! But that’s another story. With Tego, whether we love cats or not, we are all his dazed kittens.
Here’s Week 2 of my 52 Week Writing Challenge! I wrote it for another of my main OTPs, Percabeth. These losers get me every time. Prompt twist though, I decided to just do Truth instead of Truth or Dare. Also, if you want to read some really quality PJO Fanfiction, I strongly recommend going tp the page of thestoriesoftheseven, I may or may not have spent a large part of my day binge reading from there yesterday. You can’t prove anything.
Truth be told, Annabeth really hated mechanical pencils. Sure, a little click of a button could save you the thirty seconds it took to sharpen a real, bonafide, wooden pencil, but at what cost? The scratchy, squeaky, nails on a chalkboard sound they made while writing was enough to drive her completely insane. The guy two seats down from her in her Art History class, however, was apparently either deaf or immune to the noise, as he pretty much exclusively wrote with mechanical pencils. For anything. Every single class.
If he wasn’t so damn attractive, Annabeth would have definitely lost it on him by now.
Can do do a Jin fluff where you are a freshman (exchange studant from abroad) and he is a junior, and he becomes your best friend and you two start to have feelings for eachother? Thank yooooooou!
Rated S for Sly Jin that sneaks in kisses even as an exchange student?
You were supposed
to be a representative. Supposed to be professional, calm and collected. You
were supposed to make a good impression, you sighed.
close minded or anything, but there were just some things you didn’t expect to
happen on your Monday mornings.
picked to show the exchange student around school.
out how heartbreakingly attractive the said exchange student (“I’m Jin,”
he had provided helpfully as you stared at him with your mouth hanging open) really
3. Also getting
locked on the school roof with the exchange student.
you did what any rational person would do.
god, this isn’t supposed to happen,” you say, trying to ram the door open
which remained tragically and stubbornly unyielding. The thing was rusty and unaccustomed to use,
and despite Jin’s (extremely impressive) arm strength, it was clear they were stuck.
A warm hand
finds your shoulder and you whip around, verging on mental breakdown.
sorry,” you mumble out, incoherent to yourself under your layers of
extreme embarrassment and disbelief.
And Jin has
the nerve to laugh.
You look at
surprisingly cute when you panic,” Jin gets out, and you can’t blame bad
room circulation as to why you feel yourself burning because of course, you’re out
in the open.
of mind is seemingly a lot better than yours, which is evident because by the
time you finish regretting all your life choices, he has called school
management, who assure him ‘they’ll get help within the hour’. The words seal
An hour up
drool worthy exchange student.
education or life experience had prepared you for the real struggles of life,
“We can take
turns on truth or dare,” Jin suggests at last, after you’ve finally calmed
down and you nod numbly, counting off on your fingers how many more ways you
could make an idiot of yourself. So he ends up starting.
offs?” Jin questions, and you raise an eyebrow, trying your best to ignore
the smug grin he’s giving you.
know, the usual. Bad boys. Exchange students. The kind with muscle just
inadequate to get us out of here,” you say.
hurt and you giggle, and you want to explain away why your heart is beating
this damn fast, but even you can tell it has something to do with a certain Kim
Seokjin whose smile you can’t seem to tear your eyes off of.
And so you
continue, with every question seemingly more personal and daring until finally,
it’s Jin’s turn when he says it.
kiss you’ve ever had,” Jin says. You shrug, trying to look like you get
asked this all the time by guys as cute as him.
pigs fly,” Jin quips, rolling his eyes.
excuse me if no one wanted to kiss me, disregarding third grade when some kid
kissed me in the playground and later cried about it.”
you say, popping the ‘p’ sound, face blushing furiously. When did they say they
would get the door to open again?
Jin looks at
you for a long moment, and suddenly everything is quiet, and he’s looking at
you with an intensity that burns through you, makes you want to look away. But
get started then,” he whispers. “Because we don’t have a lot of time.”
And then he’s
kissing you, and it’s not like the movies, you realize. Fireworks to do not
erupt and it does not come with background music. But it does come with Jin’s
hand gently cupped behind your neck, his lips soft and warm and caring on
yours, his eyes closed.
And that, you
figure, is just as good.
In the end,
it takes then 20 more minutes to get the door open and you’ve made new lists in
your head of things you hadn’t expected to do on a Monday morning.
1. Get stuck
on the school roof with Kim Seokjin.
2. Tell a
cute boy how you’ve never been kissed before.
Seokjin kissing you like he meant it.
time, you find yourself thinking, you weren’t going to complain.
A/N : The ending is a little different, but I liked it better this way.