otp: i can be alone with you here

♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡

send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it! 

  1. “why do you always have to be such an asshole?
  2. “if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”
  3. “is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?
  4. “i just don’t want to think for a while.”
  5. “say it again.”
  6. “don’t lie to me.”
  7. “i’m sick of being treated like this.”
  8. “i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”
  9. “so this is it?”
  10. “i don’t want to go to bed angry.”
  11. “don’t touch me.”
  12. “i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”
  13. “i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”
  14. “just sit down and let me take care of you.”
  15. “is that- blood?”
  16. “i just want to help you relax.”
  17. “does that feel good?”
  18. “i don’t love you anymore.”
  19. “i loved you. past tense.”
  20. “stop lying!”
  21. “jealousy isn’t cute on you.”
  22. “don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”
  23. “i deserve better.”
  24. “you deserve better.”
  25. “you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”
  26. “you left your underwear back at my place.”
  27. “you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”
  28. “i hope you’re happy.”
  29. “does that line ever work?”
  30. “you’re the best i’ve ever had.”
  31. “is that all you’ve got?”
  32. “hit me!”
  33. “tell me this is a dream.”
  34. “let’s keep this between the two of us.”
  35. “is that my shirt?”
  36. “why do you even care?”
  37. “i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”
  38. “you love her/him.”
  39. “can you take it?”
  40. “i’m not going to break.”
  41. “we’re not just friends. you know that.”
  42. “friends don’t get each other off.”
  43. “it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”
  44. “i’m not that flexible!”
  45. “you don’t scare me.”
  46. “it’s okay, i’m here.”
  47. “you’re not alone. you never were.”
  48. “i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”
  49. “it’s complicated.”
  50. “you’re the only one.”
Car OTP Prompts
  • “What made you think choosing this license plate ‘number’ was a good idea? No, I don’t know you, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s dumb.”
  • "I challenge you to a car decorating war.”
    BONUS: ”..are those wedding decorations??”
  • “Can you move your car? You’re blocking my way. Oh, you did not just call me a shitty driver. Wait–get back here and move your damn vehicle!”
  • "This guy is taking up two spots.. trap him in? Trap him in.”
  • "So we’re locked inside/outside of your car alone in this parking lot with no way to contact anyone.. oh my god–we already fed the cat, it should be the least of our concerns right now!”
  • “I think you mistook my car for yours.”
    BONUS: “No, it wasn’t a mistake.”
  • “Nice windshield wiper decal but mine definitely beats it.”
  • I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom!(rip)
  • “We’re stuck in traffic, this song has played exactly sixteen times in the past half-hour, and we’re already running late.”
    BONUS: “No, we are not going to fuck–”
Very Weird Prompts

“I came home to find you sitting on the floor with a pizza and whispering to it ‘om nom nom nom deeeelicious’ like the bag from Dora the Explorer, what the fuck, are you okay?”

“You’re my new cellmate and you just offered to help me break out but only if I’ll sing ‘Breaking Free’ from High School Musical with you.”

“I know I just broke into your apartment in the middle of the night but there are some bad people after my special power over alternate universes and I’ve decided to put all my faith on you to save everything.”

“Your grandmother was the best in her field and you’re the only one she ever taught listen I know you don’t want this but we need someone to take the job as soon as possible and you’re our best choice.”

“People faint when my emotions run high I hate this power do you know how many times I’ve tried to explain this.”

“See this dog? Take it, he’s gonna be important.”

“I know you’re royalty, but there are greater things at stake, so put on the freaking gillysuit and follow me.”

“I know what this looks like and I honestly have no explanation as to why this kind gentleman got himself killed by my toe.”

“I need a hairdryer, a fork and a little bit of glue.”

“Ah yes, the endless abyss. The unforgiving darkness in which I will be alone in foreve- Wait who the hell are you?!”

“Alright, so let me get this straight; You’ve been locked down here for what? ….Two weeks?! And you never bothered to yell for help? Not even once?!”

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Well…not really, your Captain’s dead, but I can fly a plane! …I think… anyways, please put on your seatbelt, the Bermuda Triangle does NOT kid around haha”

One year ago today, after some enthusiastic Phantom Blood related conversation, @diojonas and I started a roleplay based on an old fic prompt called the blanket scenario - two characters are left alone in a blizzard with only one blanket. I was expecting a fun little RP that would sate some of my OTP desires. 400,000+ words later  I can definitely say that it has done much, much more than that. 

This beautiful art commissioned by me from @wasabu illustrates one of the scenes from the first book, Winter’s Beginnings, which you can read on AO3 here! We will be posting new chapters every Friday. 

I am so grateful for this entire experience, and I hope everyone is enjoying this story as much as we have enjoyed the last year of creating it! <3

antcommander  asked:

Howdy! 1, 7, 9, 19 for Dragon Age? :D

Ahaha, you asked all the golden ticket questions. It’s no secret that I am extremely vocal about my controversial DA opinions, so here you go.

1. What OTPs in your fandom do you just not get?

Fenders, Fenhanders, and Handers.

Handers is canonically emotionally abusive and makes me so uncomfortable that I can’t even bear to watch the full romance on YouTube, let alone attempt to play it, and f!Handers is even worse with Anders’s misogyny mixed in.

And Fenders (and by extension Fenhanders or any other poly ship involving both Fenris and Anders) is even more abusive. Anders doesn’t think of Fenris as an actual person and continually dehumanizes and antagonizes him throughout the game. There is no possible way to get around this fact for any kind of healthy relationship,  and I have zero interest in any ship that toxic. Fenris has already spent too much of his life being treated as less than a person, and he absolutely does not need that from anyone else, let alone a significant other.

I also really dislike Solavellan, but it doesn’t send me into quite the same amount of seething rage as Fenders, Fenhanders, and Handers do.

7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?

I am becoming increasingly disillusioned with mage!Hawke/Fenris. There are too many fan works where mage!Hawke doesn’t have any respect for Fenris’s boundaries, fears, and consent regarding magic (and anything where mage!Hawke talks down to Fenris in favor of supporting Anders infuriates me). I think it’s a difficult dynamic to pull off, and at this point there are only three people’s mage!Hawke/Fenris works I’m alright with reading.

I also have come to dislike blue!Hawke a lot, especially anything where blue!Hawke is also Pro-Mage. Give me a red Pro-Templar Hawke any day.


9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

Well, this should come as a surprise to no-one, but I have never hated any character as much as I hate Anders. He is abusive, racist, sexist, misogynist, manipulative, arrogant, self-obsessed, antagonistic, degrading, rude, a murderer, a terrorist, and he sexually harasses multiple female characters as well as Sebastian. There is absolutely nothing likable about him. There is nothing defensible about him. I probably have a whole book’s worth of posts about why I hate him at this point, tbh.  I completely despise Anders.

I also really dislike Solas (lying, manipulative, racist, condescending, genocidal asshole) and Orsino (furthered the research of Quentin and admired his techniques in mutilating kidnapped and murdered women; pushed Meredith further and further to extremism by encouraging this kind of blood magic while going on and on that any blood magic was just paranoia on Meredith’s part, and while she was becoming increasingly paranoid from the red lyrium, Orsino certainly wasn’t helping matters).

19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

I have to narrow it down to one? In this, the most toxic fandom I have ever encountered in all my years?

I absolutely hate how this fandom pushes a One True Narrative and harasses anyone who makes decisions or characters which don’t match up to this One And Only Canon Which Isn’t At All Like The Canon Of The Games Because Anything They Don’t Like Is Just Bad Writing. Like how Hawke can only be a purple Andy Dwyer-type idiot pro-mage mage who hates Cullen and thinks it’s just so funny when Anders argues with Fenris. No. I fucking hate that. Yes, I play with default appearance m!Hawke, but he is so far from Fandom Hawke ™. And I really, really hate this expectation that everyone HAS to side with the mages in all three games.

Thank you so much for the asks!

Salty Asks

firebyfire  asked:

I can't decide between “Such a pretty face, it’d be a shame to mess it up.” and “I think you look pretty cute with a bloody lip. Don’t make me do it again.” Both for dark Graves / Newt.

Ahhh, Nami, I love the fact that I dragged you into dark!Graves/Newt hell. At least, I’m not alone here now. ;D


The blow comes unexpectedly fast, and Newt feels how his mouth is filled with something disgusting, which tastes like iron, and he wants to throw up. The patch of skin just at his stomach level begins to sting and colors with an angry red. There’s no much time before it will start to turn purple.

The blood floods out of his mouth as he coughs up and drips down his chin. His limbs, chained to the wall, tremble under the pressure of his own body weight. He tiredly raises his head, eyes focusing on Graves’ tie as that takes out of his breast pocket a handkerchief and reaches to wipe at Newt’s face.

Newt instinctively turns away, trying to escape the touch and squeezes his eyelids shut. He feels fingers grasping harshly at his chin and his head is turned forcibly back. Newt opens his eyes, blinking rapidly the tears from his lashes.

Graves looks into his eyes as his hand works to wipe the blood from his chin.

“I think you look pretty cute with a bloody lip. Don’t make me do it again.” He says and stops when there are only Newt’s lips covered with the sticky deep red liquid.

Graves drops the handkerchief and tangles his fingers in Newt’s curls. He yanks Newt’s head back and Newt whimpers, hissing through gritted teeth. He’s used to such harsh attitude, he expects only it from Graves - expected only it. So, when Graves leans so close they breathe the same air, when he brushes his lips against Newt’s jaw, then moves them upper and seals on Newt’s, kissing him fiercely - Newt can only stand here, shocked.

A moment into the kiss and Newt doesn’t know what he wants: to draw back or to lean closer. The iron taste is still in his mouth and he’s sure Graves feels it too, because he licks his way inside, exploring it with fervor. Newt moans into the kiss making Graves hum lowly in response.

It feels wrong, but it also feels so good, Newt barely can think at all.

Eventually, Graves withdraws and Newt opens his eyes halfway only to see how the man licks Newt’s blood off his own lips and smiles darkly at him.

“Such a pretty face, it’d be a shame to mess it up.” He says and grips at Newt’s hair again. “So, you better start talking, Mr. Scamander.“

anonymous asked:

OUAT has been the first fandom I've joined, Captain Swan has been my first truly OTP, the one that I can't let go and now, after the news I can't stop crying, it's too much. I've another show that is ending and I have a ship that I adore in there, but it doesn't hurt this much, I don't cry, I'm sad but with OUAT and Captain Swan, I'm devastated and I don't know how long I'm going to need to heal

Friend, I’m here for you. I’m so sorry you’re hurting. Know that you’re not alone. Grief is a pretty widespread reaction now and there are a lot of people here to listen and provide support. 

I’ve experienced similar situations to this in previous ships and I guarantee it does get better. There’s no magic cure-all or something I (or anyone) can say that will miraculously heal your pain. It’s just going to take time. As much as that sucks to hear. 


That being said, at least we’ll presumably end the series knowing that Emma is a happier, more complete person who now has a family present to sustain her. That she’s evolved and healed. No more is she that Lost Girl.

Emma has completed a remarkable journey from who she was in the series premiere and we were able to witness that first hand. How incredibly blessed are we???!!!

And not only were we privileged to get one of the all-time best badass females as our protagonist, we scored one of the hottest, most well-developed OTPs EVER. And they were in a solid, committed, uninterrupted, no on/off BS, relationship that CULMINATED IN MARRIAGE. 

What’s happening feels undoubtedly shitty. The timing couldn’t be worse. But think of what we had. It was soooo fucking awesome. 

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“Oberyn wanted vengeance for Elia. Now the three of you want vengeance for him. I have four daughters, I remind you. Your sisters. My Elia is fourteen, almost a woman. Obella is twelve, on the brink of maidenhood. They worship you, as Dorea and Loreza worship them. If you should die,must El and Obella seek vengeance for you, then Dorea and Loree for them? Is that how it goes, round and round forever? I ask again, where does it end?” Ellaria Sand laid her hand on the Mountain’s head. “I saw your father die. Here is his killer. Can I take a skull to bed with me, to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?”

SHE BITES GOD IN THE WRIST

i. serial killer - lana del rey

ii. suck it and see - arctic monkeys

iii. crazy for you - best coast

iv. tear you apart - she wants revenge

v. crush - sleigh bells

vi. blank space - taylor swift

vii. alone together - fall out boy

viii. clarity - zedd ft foxes

ix. i’m going down - vampire weekend

x. my song 5 - haim

xi. lipstick covered magnet - the front bottoms

xii. power and control - marina and the diamonds

[listen here]

For The First Time In Forever Reprise: Jason Grace
  • JASON FOUND OUT ABOUT NICOS SECRET IN HOUSE OF HADES:
  • Nico: Jason, I'm not going to talk about this with you.
  • Jason: Nico! Please don't shut the feelings out again,Please don't slam the door. You don't have to keep your distance from Percy anymore.
  • Nico: JASON NO
  • Jason: Cause for the first time in forever, I finally understand, For the first time in forever, you and Jackson can be hand in hand. We can set you two up together. You don't have to be gay in fear. 'Cause for the first time in forever, I will be right here
  • Nico: Jason, Please go away, your life awaits. Ship people on the Argo 2 and make them go on dates.
  • Jason: Yeah, but -
  • Nico: I know, You mean well, but leave me be
  • Yes, I'm alone, so stop this OTP. Just stay away, don't mention the son of the sea God around me!
  • Jason: Actually I can't
  • Nico: What do you mean you can't?
  • Jason: I get the feeling you don't know
  • Nico: What do I not know!?!
  • Jason: I will go down with this ship... Bro
  • Nico: I WILL STRANGLE YOU
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River & the Doctor Appreciation Day 

#2. April 19th: favourite kiss 

“How are you even doing that? I’m not really here.”
“You are always here to me, and I always listen. And I can always see you.”

I’m going through YOI withdrawal, and since I didn’t do this for eps 1 - 9, I figured I might as well fill my empty Wednesdays from now on doing this until I reach ep 9…so, without further ado:

Scenes I loved in episode 2 of Yuri on Ice…

A sleeping Victor and Makkachin just makes the sweetest tableau.

Yuuri’s reaction to Minako telling him Victor came to Hasetsu just for him. Right there, Victuuri should have been my OTP immediately, but nope. Cuz I’m stupid that way. I did think his BADUMP expression was sweet though.

Yakov going ballistic about Victor’s departure gives me the giggles.

There’s just something so adorable about Victor enjoying his pork cutlet bowl.

Again, this scene alone should have made them my OTP, but I was still under the impression that this was all just fruitless fanservice and while utterly sexy and cute as F, I wasn’t ready to give them my heart yet….

…AND HERE IS WHY I had reservations about Victuuri! Crunchyroll translators, I still appreciate ALL you do, but I can never forgive you for changing “lovers” to “girlfriends”. I know part of it was my fault for not hearing the word “koibito”, since that’s one Japanese word I actually understand, but, STILL. The funny thing is, stuff like this has never stopped me from shipping other couples before, but I think this time, I totally held back because…well, honestly, Victuuri was just TOO good to be true. I didn’t want to fully commit just to be sorely and heart-brokenly disappointed. I have issues, I know.

Yurio being all sorts of cute over a (sorry) tacky t-shirt.

Baby Yurio really is the epitome of a smol cinnamon roll.

I still sort of shipped the two Yuris when I first watched this ep. I just thought it would be uber adorable when Yuuri finally got to tame that angry kitten. (Yah, in case you’re wondering, no I don’t ship the two Yuris anymore. I sank that ship completely by the next episode, I believe).

I love this man’s face and all its wondrously precious expressions.

And I’m adding this here because, hell why not:

Favorite scenes AFTER knowing how Victor and Yuuri actually first met (thanks, episode 10!)

I love that we know completely the HOW now.

Seeing the routine Victor had planned for his next season and knowing he was going to perform it to In Regards to Love now fills me with so much emotion I actually get all teary-eyed and lumpy-throated. I love these two boys so damn much…how could I have been so BLIND to their love right from the start??? Shame on me!!!

Remember that they are still very in love!

Yeah! I thought that drawing our beloved OTP would be an appropriate thing in the face of latest events. You are still who you are, just like they still love each other eternally. You’ll get through this, no matter to which group you belong. You’ve got my support! You’ve got your friends’ support! You’re not alone!

…Also… uhm, I wanted to draw them doing gay things during training. I mean, one day or another Undyne would start taking Alphys out for workout sessions… Just so she can turn them into makeout sessions. c:

Be sure to check this piece on my twitter, which is over here!

person : jongin stares at everyone like that. not only kyungsoo. nothing special between them. 

/echoing/ nothing special between them /echoing/

me : 

well

excuse me

i mean, yeah

there is absolutely nothing special between them

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nah son this is just 2 friends took selca together

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their cheeks were touching, but god of course no, absolutely nothing between them ! this is just “how friends take selca”. nothing special between them. nothing. 

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nu uh, there is nothing between them. just hyung and dongsaeng. no, not boyfriends hubby and waifu

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just caressing a friend’s neck, 

yeah

friends–dongsaeng and hyung, nothing more

more touching, still nothing special between them tho.

no jongin did not just smirk. jongin did not enjoy this more than a dongsaeng should. 

nope. this is not “when bae fixing my scarf moment”. not at all. 

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/butt-smacking/ 

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yep, jongin just wanted to feel how soft his hyung-but-nothing-more-than-friend’s lips

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just friend giving semi-strip-tease-dance. totally platonic.

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nope. still platonic.

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he did not checking his hyung’s little butts at the mirror. no-pe.

still not checking his ass.

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this is how 2 people who have nothing going on between them and purely in very platonic-friend-relationship should whisper to each other

jongin’s nose definitely didn’t touch kyungsoo’s earlobe, what are we witnessing here right now is just a cute relationship antics between hyung and dongsaeng.

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yeah i also sometimes want to bite and nibble my friends’ neck when i whispering to them in public. we all do this to our friends right? 

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naahhh they did not almost kiss when jongin turned around chanyeol was indeed being creepy tho

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no kyungsoo’s lips didn’t touch jongin’s ears.

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yupp, jongin always stares at people–at anyone–at all members like that , not exclusively only to kyungsoo, nope, not at all. yes yixing was the one who held the mic and did the talking here and kyungsoo’s little mumble apparently was more important to jongin here but of course it proves nothing. 

we are just a bunch of crazy people who believe in fairy tale a lil bit too much.

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“jongin is often get caught staring at kyungsoo like that in interviews bc kyungsoo is talking. he stares at any other members like that too bc he wants them to feel that they’re being heard and not being ignored. he treats kyungsoo the same like he treats other member" 

they weren’t at the interview and soo bb wasn’t talking and jongin still stared at him

hmm

how about this?

kyungsoo’s mouth didn’t move in this gif

so did in this one

his mouth moved but it was bc he was eating?

um

yeah soo was talking in this gif but why jongin eyeing him like a piece of candy?

yeah, just normal-platonic stares between "friends”.

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“jongin treats exo members the same like he does to kyungsoo.”

um yeah, i can see it very clearly.

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“they are just doing fanservice”

-during rehearsal- 

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-in airport [russia]-

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-inside a building with no fans around-

look at kyungsoo’s hand caressing jongin’s arm

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not

jelly

at

all

NOPE. NOPE. JONGIN IS NOT. JEALOUS. AT. ALL. 

how can he be jealous if there’s nothing between them. not even a slight attraction. yeah they’re dating might seem a lil bit impossible and just a fantasy for delulu shippers like me  bc scandal is a big no no in idol’s world but how about attraction towards each other? is it possible…?

…. NO WAY ! oppas ain’t gay ! every idols are condemned to be straight as poles in the strip clubs in this earth. there is no gay people–let alone gay idols in south korea. hell nawww. 

they must had planned this whole jealousy thingy thoroughly before, jongin’s acting skill is really gooooood for faking his jealousy tho! omo it looooks so reaaaall. SO. FCKIN. REAL.

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/soo removes chen’s hand/

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/jongin latches his hand on soo’s thigh/

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/looks at jongdae with a smug face; my waifu only wants me/

but hey, this is just platonic. i also rub my friends thigh especially during ceremonial award. who doesn’t do this? i mean come on

/oops! they did it again/

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this is not a “manhandling my waifu” moment

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not. gay. at. all

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kyungsoo and sojin have almost-similar-outfits-look-like-couple-outfits and everybody loses their minds

jongin and kyungsoo have the exact-matching-outfits, often caught staring at each others, talking/whispering too close like they wanna eat each other faces or almost licking each other earlobes still people say

“omg kaisoo shippers are cray cray why you guys ship them so hard? you’re gonna get hurt later, they are clearly just friends in the most platonic way. you guys are disgusting why you ship them like that ew i only ship them like brothers not romantic way, i hate shipping ppl in that way, it’s disgusting eww”

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i am not forcing you to ship them too, idgaf about that. you can ship or don’t ship anyone you want go ahead

it’s just you non-shippers loovvveeeee~ to burst our-shippers-bubble-of-happiness. 

just why? can’t i ship happily here? can’t you let us ship whoever we want? if you don’t like the pairing don’t bother look at them let alone trashing them + their shippers

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btw 

their

noses

were

touching

how can you still expect us not to ship them? JUST. HOW.

-end- i am sorry for not feeling sorry for this long post.