otp: i am a pirate you are a princess

I Am a Pirate, You Are a Princess
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Is there a hole in your heart
or am i mistaken
i can see your capillary veins
you be the patient i’ll be the surgeon
just like 1st grade on the playground all day

soon enough you’ll hear the black top calling for you
after that there is not much else you can do

have you forgotten your place
I’m being sarcastic
that shit could kill a bus of kids

we have a good thing
she is a bad thing
why would she want to break us
who would want to break us

soon enough you’ll hear the black top calling your name
every day your life will never be the same

i am a pirate you are a princess
we could sale the seven seas
bring back some presents
for all the people
everyone will love us even courtney will love us

  • Zelena: YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE RING! THE CAPTAIN SWAN RING! THE RING SYMBOLIZING MY OTP'S DEVOTION TO EACH OTHER! THE WEDDING RING! THE RING THAT SPARKLES LIKE MY EVER-LASTING LOVE FOR THE PRINCESS AND THE PIRATE! SHIPPING CS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME!
  • Zeus: NO FAIR! LET ME SEE! I brought Hook back to life. The two of them wouldn't even be together if it weren't for me. I DESERVE to see the ring!
  • Zelena: Oh, don't be so dramatic, darling. It's just a ring. Nothing to fuss about.
  • Zeus: ...you're just loving this, aren't you?
  • Zelena: ...why, yes. Yes I am.
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