otp: how do you want to handle this

Imagine your OTP- Things I've said to my SO
  • "Why the fuck are there three different rolls of paper towels??"
  • "Do we need lessons on how ziplock bags work?"
  • "Taking off my clothes takes effort. I'm sleeping on the futon."
  • "At what point if any did it cross your mind that this might be a bad idea?"
  • "TECHNOLOGY HATES ME OH MY GOD I KILLED THE MICROWAVE."
  • "Wake me up if you want something!! Seriously! Sleepy sex is awesome!"
  • "Please kill it. Preferably with fire."
  • "See, this is why we're together. No one else could handle our terrible puns."
  • "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STAB YOURSELF OPENING YOUR ANNIVERSARY GIFT GO TO THE HOSPITAL."
  • "I love you. but I swear to you if you keep leaving lunch containers in the sink without putting soapy water in them I will kill you slowly."
  • "Dude, we're old... your brother just left with a 24-pack of bud ready to party, and we're sitting in front of the TV with Netflix and fancy cheese."
  • "These potatoes in the fridge are starting to flower... can I toss them?"
  • "Sleep is for those that haven't been struck with inspiration."
  • "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
  • "Sweetie, I appreciate the thought, but I meant A 50c PACKAGE of reeses, I didn't need the whole candy aisle."
  • "Goddamn it why are you so sweet."
  • "I just got out from babysitting and I am having my tubes tied immediately."
  • "I AM NOT CUTE GODDAMN IT I AM INTIMIDATING."
  • "Let me rephrase, I'm getting mongolian. if you'd like, you can come along, but if not, that's cool too. but I want mongolian."
  • "You bought WHAT for HOW MUCH?"
  • "I love your mother, but I almost reached across the table and wrapped my hands around her throat."
  • "Why do we even NEED more bass?"
  • "SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER"
  • "You may want to hide the alcohol because I may die from how much and how badly I want to drink right now."
  • "Aaaack that freaks me out when you do that!!"
  • "Everything hurts and I'm dying, but I'm not pregnant this month so that's nice."
  • "STOP TICKLING ME YOU ASSHOLE I WILL NIPPLE PINCH YOU"
Otp Questions

1. Who gives the other person cool looking rocks?
2. Who wants to take lots of pictures of them together?
3. Who is excited to tell their friends that they are dating?
4. How do they tell their friends that they are dating?
5. How do they comfort each other?
6. How do they want to dress their baby?
7. Who likes to have dinner parties with their friends?
8. Who is the prankster?
9. What is their most memorable date?
10. What is an inside joke the two of them have?
11. Who likes to send the other memes?
12. Who still blushes when they say ‘I love you.’?
13. Who do they leave their kid(s)/animals with when they go on a vacation?
14. Who is the protective one?
15. How do they handle a fight with one another?

anonymous asked:

What are tour thoughts on Nani and SANA relationship?

I think it’s obvious by now, It’s My OTP~

as in their relationship. whether you want to see it from shipping side or neutral side, I like how Sanji protecting Nami and even tell the guys to when he can’t.

for additional, I like it when Nami didn’t protesting about how she can handle herself (like I find most girl character do) and let the other protect her without any thoughts.

spwiderman  asked:

steve rogers for ask game !!

How I feel about this character
I love my boy Steven Grant Rogers but,, lowkey hate his ass cause of cacw because of the way he treated my boy tony 😤😤 so annoying how much they blame him

All the people I ship romantically with this character
Tony, Bucky boo, Nat and Sam

My non-romantic OTP for this character
Thor definitely, blonde dudes who will live forever just total Bros™

My unpopular opinion about this character
I hate his opinion and the way he handled the accords. honestly, tony did the right thing wanting to control them so no innocent bystander could die. I get being held back and wanting help sucks but being a superhero doesn’t mean you get to do whatever you like.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
I wish him and Sharon never got together. I know lots of people ship them but it just seems weird to date the niece of your long lost lover Peggy, idk its just odd to me.

principal-mc  asked:

50-60

choices ask meme 2.0!

50. five notps?

raydan/val is Bad because val is a lesbian, raydan/annelyse is Bad because annelyse is a lesbian, i don’t like mc/chris just because of the way he treated her in book 1, blake/party twin makes me uncomfy, and i can’t stand mc/drake with the exception of @jebsplayshss, amanda’s mc and drake are destined for each other.

51. stance on Pay to Gay™?

concerning and a little disturbing. i’ve shared my fair share of salt on this, so at this point i’ll just do anything to be a lesbian in peace.

52. favorite series in choices?

it’s a toss-up between the crown and the flame and most wanted, but i also really enjoy the royal romance because shay/hana is the one true otp.

53. how do you feel about trr most likely getting a second book?

it depends on how they handle it. on one hand, this book is driving me up the wall, but on the other hand, my entire #brand is loving hana lee, so…

54. five favorite content creators in the fandom?

@zaddysloan‘s videos are absolute fire, i adore @jebsplayshss and @turtle-brownie for their amazing art, @portiadevoraks makes the best playlists, and @quinnskelly puts together some fabulous edits!

55. favorite kid in thobm?

CLARISSA!! she told me sapphism was sophisticated, a true bicon

56. who are your favorite fic writers in the fandom?

there’s this chick @hanaslee who writes some pretty cool stuff. no, but i actually don’t read that many fics, so i’d love some recommendations!

57. how do you feel about Murder King™?

#murderking is real!!!

58. have you ever participated in choices creates?

i actually have not, but it’s a wonderful way of bringing the fandom together and appreciating everyone’s talent!

59. which suit (or gym clothes) did you go with in hero?

the black suit!! i had to stay true to the original daisy johnson’s #look

60. least favorite choices game?

rules of engagement, but i know that’s not an unpopular opinion. i’m just playing it for diamonds at this point.

Okay so hear me out

I know this is a SPIDERMAN movie about SPIDERMAN and that’s great I wouldn’t want it any other way
BUT they better fix our pepperony hearts because I can’t handle it any longer!!

And I couldn’t care less how they do it. Just ONE tiny scentence would do it. Because that’s how you destroyed it, remember Marvel? With one tiny scentence!!!
All I want is one small “oh yeah we’re back together” or “so you two are…” - “yes we are fine”

WHATEVER

JUST FIX IT MARVEL!!!

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THRIVE ONE WEEK CHALLENGE: Day #4 ⇌ Your favorite romantic ship from Addicted series: Daisy Calloway and Ryke Meadows

Whatever wild thing I do, Ryke Meadows does too.

“What?” I snap. “You jump, I jump. That’s how this works, Dais. So you want to break your leg, split open your head, you’re going to do the same to me. Can you fucking handle that?”

anonymous asked:

venom?

You guys are really overestimating the amount of mgs wips I have, lol (AND ALSO CHEATING). But okay, here’s a cut scene (complete w/ my notes for the unwritten shit) from ‘I’ll Pick Up Your Bones…’ where Kaz, BB and V nearly have the world’s shittiest and most unfulfilling threesome.

“Kaz, close your eyes.”

Kazuhira is surprisingly obedient for a man who pulls so hard against his leash. Big Boss takes V by the elbow and guides him toward his lover. “Here, c’mon,” Big Boss whispers and he places V’s hand around the square of Kaz’s jaw. He lays his fingers over V’s so that they match and flexes them wide, pulls them down to cup the arc of Kaz’s throat. “Like this, can you even tell the difference?”

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Picture your BroTP/OTP being con-artists. They get a map in an illegal game of dice. While fleeing, they end up getting stowed away on a ship, escaping, and then finding an island. Following the map, they find El Dorado and end up being mistaken for the people’s gods (bonus points if you can tell which god/goddess they’d be mistaken for). How do they handle this? What would transpire? OT3 Challenge: Which one of your OT3 ends up being the “caring” local who helps them and wants to be “devoted to their gods/goddesses/”

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I hope you like it :3

“She asks me, "Do I look alright?” And I say, “Yes, you look wonderful tonight.” We go to a party and everyone turns to see this beautiful lady walking around with me. And then she asks me, “Do you feel alright?” And I say, “Yes, I feel wonderful tonight.” I feel wonderful because I see the love light in your eyes, and the wonder of it all is that you just don’t realize how much I love you"

This image just struck me:

Emma walks around all adorable with her little cute beanie and Regina’s new weakness is Ms.Swan’s adorable face when she wears it. She’d never admit it out loud but her inner dialogue is always she looks so cute. Then she scoffs at herself because former evil queens don’t use the word cute and especially not to describe Ms.Swan. 

One day she just cannot handle it anymore, so when Emma knocks on her door, she just pulls her close and kisses her square on the lips. She pulls back. Both of them smiling like the idiots they are and Regina reaches out to pull the beanie off her head whispering ‘you have no idea how long i’ve been wanting to do that' before leaning in and capturing Emma’s lips again.

Romance Is Coming!

My fellow Lizzington shippers!

The last episode left me with confused emotions and feelings - but the biggest one is hope! And according to many great posts of yours I know I am not the only one! Whatever TPTB is up to it is obvious that there is a shift on how they handle our OTP!

First of all the bad thing which could quite possibly be solved very soon! The Tom arc. His protrayal shanged dramatically this season. He is as psychotic, as demanding, as unrealistic as ever. He wants to travel back in time and continue the life he had led with Liz. I think this is explicable when you look at the fact that before everything he was able to make Liz and him believe that they had a normal life. But when you look at his demeanor this has nothing to do with real romantic love, but with egotistical showmanship. We saw how he prepares for a role. That he is an amazing actor who can convince everyone relatively easily with what he is doing. He knows what to do to make one believe him. And as always Red made it perfectly clear to understand: “He is reckless. Dangerous.” It is great when you realize TPTB wrote that! When Red says to Liz that she intends to find the perils herself he means that there is a truth that she and we still have to find out about him and as it seems, this time it is not a heroic one as it used to be lately. I am very excited about the international promo for 3x16 where we see him kissing and probably doing more with Gina. Yey! Already said that I totally ship them. Gina is my hero for distracting Tom. Plus, his look when Liz accepts did not seem like a super-happy-totally-in-love look you give when you are happy about your big love agreeing to marry you, this looks a bit too odd, too unexpected for me. We can only hope, but what TPTB served us is quite yummy. Additionally, check out twitter and facebook reactions - more and more start to doubt his beloved intentions for the redemption.

I think they still call him Tom because his job isn’t over yet.

Now let’s get to Lizzington. Liz has a hard time in her life and she is still progressing everything. All she does, with every mistake and so on, can be excused by this. Miss Boone also said she likes to portray her as the not usuaI I-totally-know-what’s-going-on-and-never-do-something-wrong heroine, but as someone understandable, ordinary, human. I am sure Liz will discover the perils Red forecasted, we just go back to the previous seasons where she is simply not listening or believing Red, and the I-told-you-so moment of him comes only closer every episode with the difference that Red respects and loves her too much to actually do that.

Red’s behavior towards Liz changed also in my point of view. He lets her see more and more his personal side. A side only Liz may experiance. The part of his heart that only beats for her. He makes his love for her more obvious. I also think he sees her more as a woman of her own now. He might overacted with the protection around her apartment but he knows she is a great deal in denial with Tom and hopes that with time she’ll find it out herself. HE trusts her more. Gives her his heart and let her decide what to do with it. And she occasionally acknowledges that.

TPTB seems to acknowledge the Lizzington crowd. I once posted a pic with Megan saying that she knows that Lizzington has the loudest voice of the fandoms. I don’t recall if it was Kat Goodson or Nicole Phillips (God bless her for the Lizzington of the Lizzington comics!) who retweeted a poll where it was asked “With whom should Lizzy hook up?” and Lizzington won with 58%, then came Keenler and THEN Keen2, and one of the Jons said they even have special persons for just looking through the internet and see how the fans react and what they want. So you see, they (hopefully) do know what’s going on. All of my sarcastic comments on TPTB are more for fun (so sorry to @nbcblacklist) or given to the actual problems they created. The first season started so smoothing. I think they knew exactly in what direction they wanted to head. Then the problem occured how many season they are going to have to tell their story. I don’t think that Red’s and Liz’s past is SO SUPER EXTREMELY complicated. So they thought ‘how can we still make it interesting and thrilling to watch?’ And then they had the idea of the love triangle because that’s what normally works for a drama. And now we are here. I can only repeat James Spader’s intelligence: “ The journey has to be good, because it’s terrible at the top of Everest.” Let’s explore Red’s and Liz’s dynamic in a long and maybe hurtful way, but at least we see a relationship that grows and will develop, rise and conclude into a great true love.

What I found funny about the latest episode is that a Lizzington fight not even lasts a whole episode anymore!

I see all of those things in the comments I found. First Jon Bokenkamp in the beginning:

Q: Wendy Davies: Do you already have an endgame for the Blacklist?
A: Yes. Not sure if Sony or NBC will let me do it, but yes. – Jon

What could be so difficult that Sony or NBC might have a problem with to allow? Maybe a relationship between a man and a woman with a significant age gap that by some are seen as father and daughter so this would lead to shocked fans? Ahh! That might be the Lizzington endgame! 

Also look at interviews they did with Megan. She knows the end and still seems to explode everytime she is asked for it because she smiles so much. And she still says it is a love story. Might be a clue. Another thing I loved is that she already said that Lizzington can’t be broken and always comes together stonger, so that ultimately equals an endgame.

The latest posts on twitter say that we are heading to a risky season final. There are many daddybaiters and different shippers out there. How devastated they would be if Lizzington is the top of the Everest. And how risky for a show to disappoint so many fans. And look at this post:

The latest one that made my heart burst and what I actually just wanted to proove with all of this is this one:

I hope, dream and  desire so much that this might come true! That would be such a good decision for the show and for the biggest part of the fandom!

Frankly, I wouldn’t have wrote so much if I wouldn’t be convinced. LIZZINGTON IS THE ENDGAME OF THE BLACKLIST! And because we probably have to wait for 20 seasons to achieve that, let’s sit back and enjoy all of the Lizzington moments we get…

Happy Lizzington-shipping you all!

(Gif credit to @iloveredmorethanever)

anonymous asked:

PLEASE WRITE the tattoo/florist corydia plz

YOU’RE WISH IS MY COMMAND! :D (i’m so glad someone asked because i immediately wanted to do it after i put it in those tags and this just gave me the push i needed) (also this is the quickest i have ever filled a prompt, lucky you, haha)

Cora scowled at the big “Grand Opening” sign across the street, a reminder that the pizza shop she used to eat at and loved (mostly due to proximity but still) was gone. And in its place was a fucking flower shop.

For the life of her she couldn’t figure out why anyone would want to spend their money on something that was just going to die in a week anyways. Or on something they could pull out of the ground themselves. It was ridiculous. Which she was in the process of telling her brother. Again.

“Alright, alright, can it,” Derek said, tossing the book of flash he was flipping though next to him. “Don’t you have a two o’clock coming in?”

Cora shot another spiteful glare at the floral shop and turned to face him. “Yeah. They want one of those stupid live, laugh, love tattoos.”

Derek cringed. “Well, try not to murder them in the chair.”

“I make no promises.”

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