otp: he's my type

donghyuck to mark after high school rapper:


“Are you going to confess to me now?”

you cheated again boooooooo (`3´ )

based on this au: “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep”

Patrick wakes up sticky and alone. He pads out of his room and searches the rest of his apartment for the guy he had amazing sex with the night before. He doesn’t find anyone or anything. No body, no note, no message.

He shuffles his way into the shower, feeling groggy and annoyed. For a second he thinks the whole night was all in his head, a really good wet dream, but then he spots the two condom wrappers in his trash can that weren’t there the day before and knows it was real.

The guy, Jonny, he think his name was, chatted him up at a bar. He wasn’t the least bit smooth about it, but Patrick was horny and Jonny was doing it for him. He had a solid stature and looked like a guy who knew what to do with his dick.

And fuck was Patrick right.

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My OTP in one sentence

The sexy moody asshole, who fucks up all the time, but falls in love with the ray-of-sunshine type of girl, who seems to hate him at first and can downright kick his ass, when he’s a dick, but at the same time is totally attracted to him and somehow makes him want to be a better person, proven by the fact that he is there for her all the time, especially when she needs him, but then she herself does something morally questionable, and he loves her all the same, if not even more, and those two are precious life ruiners, who make your life even more complicated, because they are so perfect for each other but are always being separated by the outer forces, carrying the name ‘writers’, who like to tease you till you lay down on the floor, hopelessly screaming:

Being Human UK meme

Five Friendships/OTPs ‣ [2/5] Annie & Gilbert

Imagine that Person A and Person B are in different rooms when suddenly Person C decides to ask out Person A. Person C is considered popular and attractive, but Person A has no interest whatsoever and tells Person C that they’re already dating someone. Person C asks who Person A is dating. Person B walks into the room and Person A grabs their hand, looks at Person C, and says, “I’m dating Person B.” Person B is considered unattractive by most people, including Person C, and Person C tells Person A that they “can do better”. Person A shakes their head and walks out of the room with Person B, who’s blushing furiously. Person B was surprised to see that Person A stayed with them.

“Before the death of Future Lucy, Natsu will always hold Lucy’s left hand. But after that, when he learn about Future Lucy who lost her right hand, Natsu will always hold Lucy right hand (where she got her FT mark). Because, for Natsu, its a symbol that remind him when he invite Lucy to join Fairy Tail for the first time.”

An Extra…

See what I mean here??? (From FT Chap. 425)

My Top 5 OTPs

Thank you to the always fabulous @ddagent for the tag :)

1. Phil Coulson and Melinda May: Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

I really didn’t know shipping hell before I found Philinda in October of 2014, which was right about when [2x04] Face My Enemy came out. Truth be told I started watching the show again, after dropping it twice, because I saw a cute Fitzsimmons fanvid on YouTube, but then almost immediately jumped over to Philinda because never had I been so fascinated by a friendship and potential romance. 

2. Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff: Marvel Cinematic Universe

I’ve pretty much been hooked on Clintasha since my friends forced me to see Avengers back when it came out. I hadn’t seen any of the movies before it so I had no idea what was going on. But I was immediately sold by the two and a half minutes of screen time Clintasha got together. 

3. Steve Rogers and Peggy Carter: Marvel Cinematic Universe

I never fail to burst into tears every time I think about Steve and Peggy’s tragic romance - Rewatching Captain America: The First Avenger is quite like watching Titanic where you know the ship will hit the iceberg but you are desperately hoping it won’t each and every time. 

4. Eleventh Doctor and River Song: Doctor Who

I picked this picture because I find it summarises their relationship perfectly. He’s brilliant and mad but terribly confused by his equally brilliant and equally mad wife. I ship River with The Doctor (so basically any incarnation), but my favourite will always be her relationship with Eleven. 

5. Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr: X-Men Film Series

One of my first ever OTPs; I’ve been low-key shipping them since X:Men: First Class came out in 2011. Watching the older movies only made the obsession worse. It kind of died down when I was immersed in MCU Movies but flared back up recently. 

Runners Up:

  • Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes: Marvel Cinematic Universe
  • Peggy Carter and Daniel Sousa: Marvel’s Agent Carter
  • Barney Stinson and Robin Scherbatsky: How I Met Your Mother
  • Mark Sloan and Lexie Grey: Grey’s Anatomy

I tag @melindathecavalrymay, @sarahastro84, @nessnessquik and @sym-posts. Apologies if you’ve already been tagged :)