otp: harry potter

Right, yeah, I understand.
—  Ravenclaw, who does not understand, but they have a reputation to uphold.
  • Harry: Wanna play a game?
  • Draco: *suspicious* ... Sure, Potter.
  • Harry: *Puts hand on his knee* My hand is the fire truck. It stops when you say "red light".
  • Harry: *starts sliding hand up Draco's thigh*
  • Draco: *says nothing*
  • Harry: *hesitates* Uhm, aren't you going to say "red light"?
  • Draco: *looks at him straight in the eye*
  • Draco: Not when there's a fire in my pants.
  • Harry: Oh my god.

confession time: when I was younger and first read the harry potter books, I thought “exploding snap” was “exploding snape” and that all the students just hated snape so much that they made a game where he explodes.