otp: daddy and papa

Headcanon
  • Jess: Yeah, I just put on the pointy ears and tell those pesky emotions to be quiet.
  • Jess' Colleague: Pointy ears like Spock? But the way you rewired my smartboard I thought you were supposed to be Scotty.
  • Jess: Don't tell anyone, but I'm their illegitimate child. That's why the five-year mission was cancelled after only three, they couldn't show that on TV in the sixties.
  • Colleague: I guess they could make that happen by the twenty-third century?
  • Jess: They can make it happen now. Didn't you realize Scotty was trans?