otp: 'you fell for me

6

- Faking It

anonymous asked:

Sherlolly librarian au

“Could I take this out, please?”

Molly turned around and nearly tripped over her own feet as she rushed over to assist her outrageously handsome customer; she was more than a little confused when she found a small slip of paper waiting for her.

“Sir, this is a blank piece of paper.”

“Yes,” Sherlock smirked, exuding confidence as he leaned closer, “I’m going to need your name and phone number.”

send a ship, an au and I’ll write a four three sentence fic

sometimes i think about how william ‘selective loyalty is my middle name, i would do literally anything for the people who matter to me’ magnusson first noticed noora sætre because she was defending one of her friends against him, and i fall in love with them all over again because at least part of his fascination had to have stemmed from the fact that he saw that same fierce loyalty in her

ok but what if the very first time the chocobros hang out together they decide to go eat some noodles: Gladio has a beaming smile on his face, Prompto and Noctis are eating and chillin’, then Ignis takes a sip from his cup and his only comment is that, well, those noodles are not that great. Oh Six. Gladio freezes and glares at him in utterly horror and disbelief (Noctis thinks he’s overreacting a bit, but he doesn’t dare to say it out loud) and he decides immediately he doesn’t like that specs guy at all because clearly the boy doesn’t know shit about great food. But then, completely out of the blue, Ignis starts musing aloud about how those noodles would taste better with a pinch of pepper, mixed with carrots, celery and chicken, double cooked first in water until al dente and then mounded in a frying pan until crisp and brown – “mh wait, maybe I should try behemoth meat instead…?” and eventually Gladio ends up staring at him in pure and absolute contemplation, enraptured by his noodle-cooking wisdom and mentally screaming something like “HOLY SHIT THIS IS IT HE IS THE RIGHT MAN”

more HP reread things: the shit you all knew was coming
  • the very first instance of Harry looking over at the Slytherin table to have a shufty of Draco Malfoy happens after the sorting, i.e. their VERY FIRST night of school. I cannot BELIEVE this. Harry looks over at the Bloody Baron and is like, “he’s sitting next to Malfoy! and Malfoy’s not happy about it! hahaha!!!” that’s the beginning of a puberty-long rabid obsession right there and I’m getting exceedingly misty.
  • it may also interest some of you to know that Harry then goes upstairs to Gryffindor Tower, goes to bed AND PROMPTLY STARTS DREAMING ABOUT MALFOY. they’ve only officially known each other for like four hours and Harry’s already having uncomfortable dreams about getting his head stuck in something and Malfoy laughing at him. this is day fucking one.
  • the first words out of Harry’s mouth when it’s announced that Gryffindor and Slytherin have flying lessons together are “typical. just what I always wanted. to make a fool of myself on a broomstick in front of Malfoy.” WHY is that your FIRST THOUGHT when you find out you’re gonna be FLYING A BROOMSTICK? I’ll give you one clue.
  • “Harry hadn’t had a single letter since Hagrid’s note, something that Malfoy had been quick to notice, of course.” of course? of course??? it’s normal that this 11-year-old boy has nothing better to do at breakfast than stare across the great hall at someone he hates??? “Draco, can you pass the marmalade?” “silence, Goyle, Potter is cracking his boiled egg!”
  • Harry goes to meet Draco for a midnight wizard’s duel wearing his pyjamas and a dressing gown. Draco grasses Harry up rather than actually going, but can we all please take a moment to picture his face if he’d been there to witness Harry Potter turning up to this epic death match in tartan terrycloth? thanks for your time.

Amatus

“I can’t quite believe yet that I’m really here again.”

“Me neither… and yet I’m incredibly happy that you are.”

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I felt sad yesterday so I decided to draw the nerds to cheer me up :’) I’ve missed them a lot <3

Nerd-ish/weird aus

-I finished your sentence and I don’t even know you so that’s really weird AU
-We met at the comic con AU
-We ship the same OTP AU
-I fell and you tried to help me but you fell too so we’re both lying on the ground AU
-I’ve been stood up on a date and you feel sorry for me bc I’m all alone at the table so you decide to go out with me AU
-I’m at the cinema and oh my god this is scary let me grab a stranger’s hand AU
-I’m quoting Game of Thrones loudly in a crowded room and you just yell at me because spoiler alert AU
-I’m reading a fan fiction on the bus and you laugh at my back cause you’re reading it too AU
-we’re dating but you told me once you’ve never seen Harry potter so we’re going to watch a couple movies today AU
-Pottermore said you’re a gryffindor and I’m a slytherin AU