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life ruiner otps ~ Anne and Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables

“For a moment Anne’s heart fluttered queerly and for the first time her eyes faltered under Gilbert’s gaze and a rosy flush stained the paleness of her face. It was as if a veil that had hung before her inner consciousness had been lifted, giving to her view a revelation of unsuspected feelings and realities. Perhaps, after all, romance did not come into one’s life with pomp and blare, like a gay knight riding down; perhaps it crept to one’s side like an old friend through quiet ways; perhaps it revealed itself in seeming prose, until some sudden shaft of illumination flung athwart its pages betrayed the rhythm and the music, perhaps.. perhaps… love unfolded naturally out of a beautiful friendship, as a golden-hearted rose slipping from its green sheath.”

Fangirls language

This is a guide for those who try to read a fangirl’s blog and understand it.

  1. “Bias” = the person you like the most
  2. “Guns” = arm muscles
  3. “I hate you” = I fucking love you but you ruin my life
  4. “Asdfghjkl” = I’m so excited I can’t write real words
  5. “I wanna punch you in the face” = another way to say you ruin my life
  6. “to ship” = from relationship, term used when you pair 2 people you would like to be together
  7. “OTP” = One True Pair, but fangirls have more than one
  8. “Life ruiner” = your bias and his talent/charm/look makes you dedicate your life to him so tha’t why he/she ruins your life
  9. “I can’t” = when you’re too fascinated by sth your bias does
  10. “What is air” = 1. when you see a hot picture/gif and you literally can’t breath; 2. when you see a funny post/picture/gif and you can’t breath bc of how much you laugh
  11. “I’m crying” = whenever your bias does sth
  12. “Ultimate bias” = that one person you will forever love no matter how many biases you already have
  13. “Are you even real?” = when you see a nice picture of your bias
  14. “Comeback” = when your favorite artist/band release a new song/album
  15. “Why are you doing this to me?” = whenever your bias do sth
  16. “Fandom” = second family

You can add more of those. 

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life ruiner otps ~ Simon and Alisha from Misfits

“Because if the future me doesn’t die, she’ll never fall in love with me as I was then, in the present. And if she doesn’t fall in love with me, I’ll never become my future self, and if I don’t become him, I won’t be able to save her, and she’ll never fall in love with me. It all has to happen, exactly like it happened. It’s my destiny.

My reaction to a certain scene in the Volpina episode
  • Lila: Curse you Ladybug! Now I'll never get a chance to be with Adrien!
  • Me: Aww sweetheart...you never had a chance with him in the first place honey. You can't mess with the OTP and get away with it. Not in this universe, nu-uh. Even Master Fu ships them. You don't mess with the Master. This is what I was afraid of you doing you liar. Lying about all this stuff is okay when you're in elementary trying to look cool but not here. OH! Jagged Stone wrote a song for you you say? WELL GUESS WHAT, MARINETTE DESIGNED HIS ALBUM COVER AND ACTUALLY MET HIM! YOU STUPID-
  • Mom: Why are you yelling at your computer screen? Are you taking French lessons?
  • Me: Huh? Oh! Y-Yeah...
  • Billa: I can't believe you
  • Me: HEY! DON'T JUDGE ME! WITHOUT THIS SHOW YOU WOULDN'T EXIST YOU IMAGINARY OWL KWAMI!
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life ruiner otps ~ Rosie and Alex from Love, Rosie/Where Rainbows End

“It was like the world stopped turning in that instant. Like everyone around us had disappeared. Like everything at home was forgotten about. It was as if those few minutes on this world were created just for us and all we could do was look at each other. It was like he was seeing my face for the first time. He looked confused but kind of amused. Exactly how I felt. Because I was sitting on the grass with my best friend Alex, and that was my best friend Alex’s face and nose and eyes and lips, but they seemed different. So I kissed him. I seized the moment and I kissed him.” - Cecelia Ahern