otp oh my god

there Needs to be a conversation between lance and shiro where they’re talking about keith (since they’ve both been his impulse control and are arguably the closest to him on the team) and shiro realizes that lance’s eyes kind of glimmer when he talks about keith so, like the good man he is, starts subtly trying to be lance’s wingman

(shaladins don’t touch!! also please don’t tag as sh//eith. feel free to tag as broganes :3)

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OKAY BUT THE FACT THAT WHEN HE SAYS “I LOVE YOU” HE LOOKS AWAY AND HE’S ALMOST SMILING.
LIKE HE KNOWS WHO HE’S SPEAKING TO IN PARTICULAR BUT STILL DOESN’T WANT TO SAY IT DIRECTLY.
AND THEN HE LOOKS UP AND HE ADDS “ALL OF YOU” WHICH IS THE TRUTH, BUT IT’S ALSO NOT WHAT HE REALLY MEANT.

I’m going to stab myself and it will be less painful.

anonymous asked:

teachers au? where marauders + lily all work at the same school? just an idea after reading ur camp au. love ur writing lots, ur super talented x

  • sirius keeps making fun of james for being That English Teacher™ that makes everyone read the book because ‘sixteen year old prongs would fuckin hate you mate’
  • lily has pot plants on her desk but they’re always dying
  • it’s a school meme how often remus hits his head on low doorways
  • james and lily frequently argue about who has the best class while standing over their stove eating rice out of the pot
  • remus teaches history and james spends half his time trying to convince him to take a lunch break
  • someone keeps stealing james’ whiteboard markers and putting them in the photocopier and hes sure its sirius but its actually lily
  • peter is the I.T guy who never knows whats wrong with the internet
  • lily has to put a dollar in the jar every time she says how much she loves graph paper and the money goes towards, as the label says, ‘getting sirius a haircut or maybe moony a sense of style’  
  • they all eat together in the staffroom but remus wont share his tic-tacs and james is the only one who can make lily’s tea right
  • Sirius is that weird substitute that you think you won’t have to do anything with and then you’re in chemistry with goggles on while he tells you to shut your eyes because this wasn’t on the instruction sheet but he did see it on mythbusters once
  • lily keeps going in really close to james’ face like shes going to kiss him and then at the last minute just whips out a calculator and whispers ‘embrace maths’
  • sirius keeps coming to remus’ class dressed as historical figures even though remus literally never asked
  • for their anniversary james gets a lily a bouquet of rulers and puts them in water and she stares at them forever when she walks into the kitchen. no boy has ever been as sweet as hers.
  • the carpet in lily’s classroom reaks of canola oil because of a terrible sirius prank that peter doesn’t let them talk about
  • remus hates highlighters for some reason so naturally every year james buys him an industrial pack of 200 for his birthday
  • sirius isn’t allowed to speak at school assemblies anymore ever since he blasted ‘gasolina’ while Al Gore’s climate change documentary silently played on the projector and no one could figure out how to turn it off
  • lily reads the great gatsby for james and hates every minute of it and she reminds him of this when they’re in bed and he’s hogging the covers
  • ‘listen here bitchman i read that fucking piece of romantised toilet paper for you so give me back my fucking sheet’
imagine your otp (bc i get bored, okay?)
  • <p> <b>person a:</b> *sneezes*<p/><b>person b:</b> OH mY GoD yOu'rE dYiNg?! WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS? I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER! I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!<p/><b>person a:</b> *sighs* sometimes i question my love for you...<p/></p>