otp man. ..

Imagine your Otp
  • Person A: Are you awake?
  • Person B: I am now
  • Person A: I was just wondering...
  • Person A: What do you think it'd be like to be a pregnant male seahorse?
  • Person B: Really?! You woke me up for that?
Imagine your OTP - Haunted House
  • *Going to a Haunted House*
  • Person A: If you get scared, you can hold my hand
  • Person B: O-okay
  • *Enters House*
  • Person A: *Clings to B* D-don't w-worry, none of this is real.
  • Person B: ...
  • Person B: I'm not scared
  • Person A: I wasn't talking to you

Tony: *utterly shameless flirting and teasing with the sole purpose of flustering steve*

Steve: *actually flirts back*

Tony: *oh shit, fuck, abort abort abort*

forrestwyrm  asked:

actually, how about one of the paladins (probably lance, again) keeps using the term 'quiznak' in the wrong way and meanwhile allura and coran are crying somewhere because of it (bonus points if he says "i'll quiznak you" to keith ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

i definitely had way too much fun with this one so thank u for that ily

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January 14th, 2014. Detectives Peralta and Santiago conducted surveillance from a rooftop at 397 Barton Street. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.

“Jake…”

“The night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.”