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IMAGINE YOUR OTP #11
  • Person A: *runs up to friend/Person C panting* YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!
  • Person C: What?? What happened??
  • Person A: (Person B) just read Killing Stalking!
  • Person C: So??
  • Person B: *running after person A with kitchen knife* COOOME BAAACK~ I WANT TO TIE YOU UP IN MY BASEMENT~~
  • Person A: *unholy petrified screeching*
  • Lance: (phone starts ringing)
  • Shiro: (looks at who is calling)
  • Shiro: (laughs) You still call your dad 'Daddy'?
  • Lance: (answers call and makes direct eye contact with Shiro)
  • Lance: Hey, Keith
  • Shiro: (chokes on drink)
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Get To Know Me Meme: Favorite Relationships [2/5] Peyton Sawyer and Lucas Scott [One Tree Hill]

“At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes — all you need is one.”

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Top 30 romantic ships (as voted by my followers) → #02 Peyton and Lucas ∙ One Tree Hill
“I couldn’t die and do you know why? Because I had to come back and look into those green eyes and tell you I love you. I do. I love you, Peyton"

Otayurio at the Grocery Store
  • Yurio: *reaches for cocoa puffs*
  • Otabek: ...
  • Yurio: *stands on his toes and tries to make their arms longer*
  • Otabek: *watches him struggle*
  • Yurio: FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! STOP PUTTING THE FUCKING BOX OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS AND I JUST WANT MY GODDAMN FRICKING DICKING COCOA PUFFS! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKER
Imagine Your OTP #17

A and B leaning towards each other, eyes half lidded, and lips barely brushing when B’s nose bumps into A’s. A immediately pushes B back,“You just ruined the moment, asshole.”