others names i cant spell off the top of my head

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it was,,,,,, so fucking good. i just need to rant for a bit about so many aspects of this video because like not only was it genuinely so funny and original and creative, it was just SO WELL MADE. there were so many small details about it that i couldn’t even believe.  they put so much actual effort into it and they’re also both so naturally funny when it comes to this kind of humor. ahhhh there were so many good things to talk about that i hardly know where to begin or like how to even organize my thoughts so just like,,, be ready bc this is about to be the most incoherent ramble 

first of all. dnp work so well together. i mean. we know this, we see it all the time. but there’s a lot of humor in the crafts videos that is just completely improvised within the larger pre-planned structure/concept. and they bounce off each other SO well in this setting (maybe even better than they do in many of their normal collabs, at least from a comedic standpoint.) i think a lot of this has to do w the fact that the satirical cheeriness of the “characters” that they play, that is over-emphasized to the point of being creepy, just lends itself really well to so many amazing one-liners. but also they just have such good chemistry that is so readily apparent in this context,,, it makes me emotional. they consistently set each other up for jokes, if one person improvises a certain action or behavior the other goes along with it or reacts to it immediately and that’s a mark of rly well-practiced entertainers but also two people who know each other really well and i love watching it play out.

i also do have to acknowledge that they are both fundamentally quite talented. all three of the craft videos are examples of really genuinely witty humor and they showcase that side of dnp so well. both of them also have such a good sense of comedic timing and even an intuition for physical comedy and they’re also rly creative with how they edit these videos and the union of all of those elements is what makes these videos so good in my opinion. while i believe dan’s explanation that the first crafts video was filmed quite spontaneously without much of a plan (and that’s why it’s super short and not as funny as the latter two imo), i do think they put a lot of thought and effort into this one which is quite clear through many of the details they worked into the video both during the filming itself and then afterwards in the editing. first of all the overall concept of them being taken by satan as a culmination of the extremely subtle creepy undertones from the first one is just so smart bc no one would expect them to take it that far and the total hyperbolic unlikeliness of it is what makes it so damn funny. i think most ppl were expecting when dan said he’s keeping his stamp a secret that it would just be some sort of satanic symbol like what happened in the glitter faces vid but like,,, no one thought it’d escalate to where it did. it was so unexpected and over the top but somehow still not overdone or so forced as to dilute the comedy. it synthesized humor with genuinely unsettling creepiness and that is such a difficult balance to achieve. 

you can tell they put a lot of thought into it on so many levels. for instance they worked in all these rly subtle allusions to satan himself before the weird ritual scene happens, like dan saying “this one’s long with a big head like him” (ty for describing satans cock to us dan jfc) and phil saying “i’ve selected as many knives as friends i have, which is two.” then even during the ritual scene they work in things like the cow noise since a common satanic symbol is a horned deity (baphomet lol). and in their new channel description they use the case file name 19-1-20-1-14 which decodes to the word “satan” if you use a basic letter-number cipher (in which each number stands for the letter that is that position in the alphabet. ’s’ is the 19th letter, ‘a’ is the first, and so on.) and there are so many other little editing quirks that give this video that unsettling undertone, as well as editing quirks that add to the comedy of it and it’s all just so well done. for example the voice editing on certain words like “sharp” and “go away.” the audio overlays of heavy breathing at various points and random cuts to black screens. the use of creepy music at strategic places throughout. at 4:36 they recorded themselves saying protip backwards just to reverse it and they even spell out the “protip” text backwards, seemingly both as a way to shit on the whole ‘protip’ trope from the last vid and also to make fun of the way that satanists/conspiracy theorists think there are hidden messages in popular songs and shit that u can only hear if u play the audio backwards. ugh i hate them and their many layers of references. phil also references this again during the ritual part, when dan lights the match (he just goes “portip” “portip” as though he’s trying to say it backwards lol.) and then they fuck around w the word protip throughout the video almost like they’re making fun of it. there’s also definitely a subtle pitch manipulation of their voices as the video progresses. by the end they sound like they’ve sucked on a little bit of helium but it happens gradually enough that you’re just a little bit put off and you can’t really place why. then there’s the little comedic touches like the siren sound when “carefully” flashes across the screen. the fact that the legal disclaimer for adult supervision is cut off at the sides. the zoom in on the fleck of green paint that lands on dan when phil’s pouring it into the plate. ugh like damn i just want to make the point that they clearly put work into this and on face value it seems like a shoddy home video w a weird satanic ending but there’s a reason this works so well and feels so creepy and simultaneously laugh out loud funny and it’s bc they’re genuinely talented and we don’t always get to see that creative talent at work in their standard formulas for videos on their regular channels so i’m just so grateful that they made something like this where it seems like they allow themselves to exercise more of that creative energy. it begs a lot of questions about why they don’t do shit like this more,,,  and i think there are a number of reasons they feel safe and happy making what they generally make now but i’m jst so happy that at least in these videos they’ve branched out and done something so creative and good.

on that note. i just need to ramble about phil. i don’t think anyone can dispute that phil really carries these videos and partly that’s because he’s been in the role of the “teacher” in all three videos so he inevitably comes across as more dominant and sets the tone for the humor, but also like,,, he just works so well in this style and comes up with such spontaneous and WITTY little remarks that inevitably become the standout lines from each vid (in this one, for example, “potato is in my top ten favorite fruit,” “sometimes it’s nice to look up at the stars and remember that they’re all already dead,” “if you make a mistake while cutting just think about it for the rest of the day,” etc. and one of my fav from the past, “if you’re left handed ask a friend” (d: why am i left handed) “everybody makes mistakes!”) he also seems to improvise a lot of the physical comedy in the videos (in this one, the way he just stared at the paint as he squeezed it out for way too long, the way he threw around the cutting boards and plates, the way he did the chopping; and in past ones, slamming his hands on the paper and on dan’s hands when mixing the glitters, clacking the scissors super loudly in the first one, etc.) i just love these videos so much bc they’re some of the only ones that we have these days where phil is really doing most of the comedic legwork and dan definitely helps and bounces off of him but mostly lets phil take charge and i live for it. and while there’s obvi no way to tell who rly did the editing for the video (and i’m sure it was a mix of both of them) there’s no denying that the editing style and general creepiness (especially of the ritual sacrifice scene lol) bear a lot of similarities to the feeling/vibe/editing quirks in a lot of phil’s old school videos (i’m thinking like tape 6 and the basket which, if any of you reading these have not watched, please just open a tab right now and do that before you finish reading this lol.) the choppy way the different clips are spliced together in the whole ritual scene (where one second dan is stamping phil, then lighting a match and chanting, then phil’s chanting, then he’s slumped over and then there are two videos overlaid on top of each other when dan is actually stamping phil’s back and then the sudden cut to black) it’s all so reminiscent of those older videos and it does make me feel like phil had a larger creative hand in thinking about how this video should be put together and that just makes me so happy to think about. i’ve always wondered what phil does w his self-professed obsession with horror and his interest in violence and psychological thrillers and whatnot, as well as his former academic/critical study of filmmaking. it makes sense that he doesn’t feel comfortable exploring those interests by making things himself in this genre in a real way and especially not on youtube because his self-described objective through this platform is to provide his audience with light and uplifting entertainment. more pragmatically, he’s trying to make a living from this job and hold somewhat broad-based appeal through the videos he makes and it makes sense that lighter content that doesn’t require too much intellectual rigor would fare better and hold more consistent audience engagement. and more personally, making things on the level of tape 6, even years later w more familiarity with editing and whatnot and perhaps more skill in writing scripts/characters/plots, still would involve a certain degree of personal emotional vulnerability that the current amazingphil format doesn’t demand. in short, venturing into these territories creatively would be a risk on a lot of levels. it would invite more formal critique of his work. it would invite more people trying to read into who he is and his psyche (which are things that i feel like he’s actually terrified of and that’s part of why he’s built such a protective barrier against it). it would be a risk and it makes sense that he doesn’t want to take it, at least not right now. but it’s just lovely to see that he still has the capacity to make things in the vein of those older videos and to make them WITH DAN and mix them with comedy which i need to reiterate is such a hARD THING TO DO!!!! and  idk it just rly makes me so happy to watch and to think about. 

i love phil so much, and none of this is meant to dilute dan’s role since i’m sure he did inform some of the decisions here, but i just think that dan as phil’s biggest fan (since 2007 y’all) would feel many of these same things about phil’s older content and support phil’s desire to engage that darker creative energy/talent he has hiding under all of those layers of syrupy happiness and amiability. i love that this is sort of an update to that vintage dark!phil content bc it’s the same dark undertones, same editing quirks, etc. but now it’s mixed with rly cheeky humor and maybe that’s dan’s influence or maybe it’s still phil, but a phil that has shared his life w someone w this particular irreverent and sarcastic sense of humor for so many years and this video shows the confluence of those two things in such a lovely and original way and just,,,, ugh. this video was so much and i loved it SO much. truly so, so good i was not prepared to feel so many deep-seated Emotions over some god damn satanic propaganda i need help. 

(danandphilcrafts - potato prints)

I’ll Always Be Here || c.h

its never too much, bb x

I M A G I N E 

You got me so obsessed,” you sang, dancing around in your small kitchen. “I love when east meets west!” 

It’s Friday night and you’re currently dancing to ONE OK ROCK. A kettle was boiling water on your 1970s stove as your hips swayed with every beat of the song. The glossed, wooden tiles kept your feet giddy due to the chill it held. You hopped yourself on top of your granite counter, preparing your ‘i cant even’ mug with a small colander.  

“Can’t you see I’m out of my head for you,” you sung, tapping teaspoons of sugar into your mug as you bobbed your head to the catchy beat. “Can’t you see I’m–” the vibration of your phone distracted you too much to finish the lyric. You press pause on your boombox as you check the caller ID. Your face beamed to see your favorite Maori boy’s name shine on the screen. 

“Hey Cal,” you spoke gently but contently, holding the phone dearly against your ear. 

“Y/N, I need you!” Calum frantically pleaded, shocking you a bit. “Fuck– I mean, I need your advice!” 

“What’s up?” You pondered, stressing concern in your voice as you hopped off the counter. You began shifting around your cabinets for a pot while listening to Calum’s unsteady breathing. 

“Okay, how do I put this without seeming like a dick?” Calum began, thinking to himself a bit as you took out a gallon of milk and poured it into the pot. You place the pot gently on the stove beside the burning kettle. “Okay so you know how I was seeing that girl– Yana?” 

“Uh yeah?” You respond, hopping back on the counter as you watched the flames dance on the stove. 

“S-so, you know how that was about 2 years ago?” Calum begin, having you hum in response. “Because we had… sex, and I left her because I realized I didn’t actually like her that much?” 

“Mhm, I remember.” You recall the moment Calum came crying to you, feeling so bad that he basically used her to a free fuck and then left her heart broken. It was always heartbreaking to see your crush get with other girls but then see him fall apart when he breaks their hearts. 

“I– well, she came by my house,” Calum mumbled nervously, a deep sigh being released on the other line as your eyes widened from shock. “And she left our– my now, 1 year old daughter at my front door…” 

“Calum, are you trying to tell me that you’re a father?” You quietly hissed, feeling all sorts of things as the kettle began to make a loud screech due to the extreme heat. Hopping off the counter, you put some black tea into your boiling milk and shut off the kettle beside it. 

“Y-yeah…” Calum whispered, having you sigh. You found yourself chewing on the nail of your index finger as you looked at the fire dance under the pot of milk. 


“Please don’t hate me, Y/N!” Calum immediately cried, stopping your sentence as you listened to his broken voice. “I know I fucked up and should’ve worn a condom. But I thought she was the one when, in reality, she wasn’t and I was the asshole who led her on to believe that. I don’t deserve anything but a fucking scolding but please Y/N, please don’t abandon me on this one. You’re my best friend, you’ve always been there for me and just– please don’t hate me…” 

The pot of milk suddenly turned a lovely shade of gray. 

“I’ll be there in 10,” you replied, walking over to your cabinet to reveal a burgundy travelling mug. You were definitely gonna need your tea. 

15 minutes later and you found yourself at Calum’s door, cold with your black tea in your hand. 

“Y/N!” Calum exclaimed as he opened the door to his house. You offer your travel mug, having him give you a puzzled look as he takes it to hold. Letting yourself in, you quickly peel off your hat, scarf, gloves, and coat and hang them at his coat hanger. “Y/N, are you ok–” 

“First things first– why the hell did you not wear a damn condom?” You said quietly, being cautious over the baby that’s potentially nearby. “You only dated her for a good 3 weeks! It doesn’t matter if you thought she was the one because you didn’t give it enough time to decide that properly. Sometimes you act too careless and drown into that fantasy world of yours too much.” 

“Y/N, I–” 

“That’s your first stupid mistake being scolded at,” you interrupted, taking your mug from him as you jabbed your finger in his chest. “Another stupid mistake of yours is thinking that I’d actually hate you. How dare you? We’re best friends, Calum, I’d never hate you. Even if I wanted to, trying is do so would be absolutely impossible.” 

You then lowered your tone, calming your running mouth as you gently placed your hand against Calum’s chest. He was furiously blushing at the little distance between you two, but you were too heated to notice. 

“One more stupid mistake you made is thinking that I wouldn’t be there for you,” you said quietly, looking up to give him a sheepish smile. “You’re supposed to make mistakes anyways so I can be there for you. I’ll always be here for you, Calum Thomas Hood. There will never be a time where I won’t be there for you. Ever. Do you hear me, Hood? Ever.”

“I hear you loud and clear,” Calum muttered, giving you a big smile as you backed off and took a sip of your tea. 

“Now then,” you said, clearing your throat as the black tea danced on your tastebuds. “Where’s Baby Hood?” 

“She’s on my bed, c’mon,” Calum said with a smile, guiding you up the stairs to his bedroom. You walk in quietly to see the small human sprawled on Calum’s bed, obviously in a heavy slumber. You put your mug on Calum’s nightstand as you take a seat on his bed. 

“She…” you began, your fingers rubbing along one of her rosy cheeks. “She looks just like you. What’s her name?” 

“Zoey, but it’s spelled with an X,” Calum said, chuckling at the uniqueness of her name. “So it’s X-O-E.” 

“Xoe, ay?” You whispered, carefully scooping her into your arms as you rocked her gently. “Well, Xoe, it’s nice to meet you. I’m your daddy’s best friend, Y/N, and I’ve saved his butt one too many times. I’ll be sure to help him, though, raise you up to be a pretty rad chick, okay?” You plant a kiss on her forehead while continuously rocking her in your arms. 

Calum was watching you with awe, seeing how much love and care you had for his daughter. Your gentle arms and loving voice was evident, having Calum bite his bottom lip in adoration. The way you spoke to his daughter as if she were your very own made Calum see you in a completely different light. You, his very best friend and partner and crime, became the woman that he has always needed. 

I’m in love with you, Y/N. Calum relays in his head, his almond eyes studying you with temptation.

“It was you all along, wasn’t it…” Calum said, having you turn over to him in confusion as he chuckled. 

“What’d you say?” You replied, watching as he walked over to you and gave you a goofy grin. 

“I’ll tell you over dinner, okay?” Calum mumbled, kissing your cheek before rubbing Xoe’s soft cheek. You blushed, feeling your heart beat a little too fast as you held Xoe close. 

“Are you… asking me on a date, Calum T. Hood?” 

“Why yes I am, Y/N Y/Middle/N Y/L/N,” Calum replied, having the both of you smile at one another before your eyes were directed back down to the small child. Her eyes were opening groggily, revealing the eyes identical to her father’s as she familiarized herself with you. 

In just a few moments, Xoe gave you a big and happy smile and you found yourself stupidly smiling back. 

BTS reaction their s/o being a constant meme

“Can you do a Bts reaction of their s/o being a constant meme?”- Anonymous

 Hey lovely Anon! I love this request so much. I would love to do this reaction 😊 I hope this is what you meant by being a meme. I honestly tried my hardest! Enjoy :)


Jin was in one of his dad jokes mood. So he kept going one after another. You and the rest of the boys were tired of it. You looked at Jungkook, and you guys made the best derp face you could muster. It caught Jin by surprise since everyone started laughing at the two of you. “ YAH! I am talking right now. What do you guys think you are doing?” he said while scolding you guys.Jin knew you had a habit of constantly pulling up random faces so he just gave you a blank look. He couldn’t really do anything else.(ignore the caption in gif)

Originally posted by hobuing


I am pretty sure he would be done with you. He came home after a long day at work. He thought that he could just spend time with you. But the first thing he saw when he entered was you all hyper and dressed up in your old hot dog Halloween costume. You were screaming at the top of your lungs “Ayyayayayay hands up if you’re feeling the vibe now”He didn’t say anything because he had basically given up any hope of you being anything other than a living breathing meme. “ I give up. Officially” he put his hands up and surrendered.

Originally posted by vthesecretoilet


You had a habit of cracking dad jokes, much like Jin. Hoseok did not know how to feel about it. It was enough that Jin cracked jokes, and now you too. You and your best friend were having fun exchanging lame dad jokes with each other. Hoseok never really liked Jin’s jokes either. “Hey (friends name) what is Forrest Gump’s password?” You looked at Hoseok and your friend. “1Forrest1” you and your friend burst into laughter. “ I am just going to let you guys finish…” Hoseok said and left the room. 

Originally posted by bangtang-me


Namjoon wasn’t sure what to think. You always took weird selfies, and had a habit of making memes out of them. You even had a tumblr blog with all the memes you created and boy were they popular! Namjoon hated taking selfies with you. “Y/n can you please for once take a proper selfie??” He huffed at you. You couldn’t help but laugh at how it irritated him. If you ever asked for a selfie together, he would immediately make up silly excuses to get himself out of the “torture” . “No I need to go jump off a cliff before that can ever happen” he would wave to you.

Originally posted by namjoonsgurl


Jimin loved it. You had a habit of dancing. Well it couldn’t really be considered dancing because it mainly consisted of derp faces, and flailing your arms and legs around. Jimin loved it because it always managed to make him smile and he always ended up laughing. “ Sometimes it hurts that you cant really grasp the concept of gracefulness being my gf you know?. He would low key love it, but kind of cringe at the same time when you tried to dance.

Originally posted by jeonsshi


You know this boy will love it. With all the extra-ness he could muster he would tell you “ I have found my soul mate in you.” You had a habit of saying cheesy pick up lines as part of daily conversation. The rest of the boys weren’t exactly fans because it was cringy to say the least. “ Hey Tae, are you google?” you asked him. He shook his head while laughing “no.why baby? He replied. “Because I just found what I have been searching for” Lets just says Tae lost his shit with that joke, and the rest of the boys felt conflicted about you.

Originally posted by bangtangirl-cutennes-v


It needs no saying but he would absolutely love it. You were hyper, so sometimes you could not control it. Jungkook and Yoongi were fighting about what to watch. Jungkook snatched the remote and held it up in the air. “Hyung, dont try. You wont be able to reach it” The rest of the boys stifled their laughs. You on the other hands burst out in laughter and looked at Jungkook.”Salty bae” you said and high fived him. Jungkook could not stop laughing. “I love you, you know that?”

Originally posted by jeonbase

*Please excuse any spelling and grammatical errors*

I hope you all like it! I really hope its good enough! I tried my best you guys :) Enjoy and I wish you all a very happy day <3



Colours - Simon

So I kinda got inspired by @calcumshot‘s concepts. Make sure you drop her a follow she’s an angel!

Also if there’s spelling mistakes im sorry, the laptop im using it set to italian so i cant really correct myself xx (please correct me if there are any I’d really appreciate it)

I stood in the hallway and waited for some sort of response after calling his name for the 5th time in the past 3 minutes. I looked down at the clothes I had in my hand and shook my head. I was getting fed up and I wasn’t about to be calling him for the 6th time. 

I marched into our shared bedroom and ripped off his noise cancelling headphones, staring him dead in the eye. He shuffled around the bed, signalling he was uncomfortable.

“Did you know that you’re an idiot?” I rolled my eyes when he gave the biggest grin he could muster.

“Well you learn something new everyday. What did I do this time?” I almost punched him when he tried to give a kiss,when he stood up. 

“What haven’t you done Simon.” I grabbed his arm and pulled him to the laundry room. He started laughing when I almost tripped over a dog toy that he had left around.

“What’s all this about?” I asked him, I put a hand on my hip and put on an angry face to show I meant business.

“I don’t understand and don’t ever pull that face ever again.” He laughed. I pushed him and crossed my arms.

“Ok fine, fine, tell me what I did.”

“Why don’t you get that the white clothes goes with the whites and the black clothes goes with the black and if their printed you put the most dominant colour in whatever basket they go into.” I put every colour in each basket clearly so he could see and went further to explain the other colours.

“Promise me you won’t do this again?” I sighed, turning around to face him.

“Wait, but what if its a black and white top, what do I do?” I sent him a glare and he held up his hands, and started running.

“It was a joke!” I cracked a smile and shook my head at my idiot of a boyfriend.

“ But how will we do this?Jack this is a five man job and it’s only me and you who else are we gonna-”


Geoff and jack stopped conversing about a job they were planning and froze in fear. 

was it the cops?

did they find out?

Jack slowly got up and grabbed her gun moving towards the door and opened it slowly, only to see nobody there.

“ What the hell?” She mumbled, and just as she was about to close the door a sounds ran through that broke her heart into a million pieces. 

A baby’s cry.

Jack looked down to see a small infant wrapped up in a dirty blanket, sitting on geoff’s doorstep. 

Jack looked around to see if anybody was still there, which there wasnt. She sighed and leaned down, scooping up the small child in her arms and walking inside

“ Was it the cops?” Geoff asked as jack walked in and shook her head. 

“ No. we got something that’ll cause more trouble than cops.” She said and geoff stopped looking at the plans and looked at her oddly.

“ Jack what the hell are you-” He began then froze, seeing the bundle of blankets in her arms. “ Jack, why are you holding a bunch of dirty blankets that smell like shit?” He asked and she sighed. 

“ Somebody dropped them off and left, theres nobody there was nobody there, what was i suppose to do?” She asked as he pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. 

“ Give me the kid.” He said and held his hands out as jack layed the infant into his tattoo clad arms. 

He looked down at the infant and tried to stay emotionless, but as soon as the baby’s big e/c eyes met his his heart instantly melted. Seeing it;s dirt covered s/c skin and slight h/c fuzz on the top of it’s head. It big eyes staring up at him as one tiny hand reaches up and grabbed a hold of one of his fingers in it’s entire hand and squeezed it. 

He looked at jack with the most neutral face he could muster at the time. 

“ Jack draw a bath and and give them a bath, im gonna go buy some baby stuff.”

“ But geoff-”

“ no buts! were keeping them!”

Half an hour later they had found out that “ them” was a “her” and they had both decided after three beers and six hours on baby name sites that y/n was now the name of the child. no were not naming her puebert why the fuck would you even suggest that jesus christ geoff

They had decided to raise her themselves, which wasnt the best or safest decision but it was better than sticking her in an orphanage, right?


First steps

“ Jack i’m fine stop worrying.” 

“ Geoff your bleeding!” Jack said worriedly as they both sat down on the couch after a particularly dangerous heist. 

“ I’ll be okay.” He waved it off, taking another swig of whiskey.

Both of their bickering was noticed by little y/n, who was currently sitting across from then in purple footsie pajamas. you frowned and slowly stood up, crabbing a hold of the coffee table to steady yourself before taking one wobbly step towards them. 

Jack noticed and stopped arguing with geoff, keeping her eyes on the baby girl who was wobbling towards them. ‘

“ Geoff shut up and look at y/n.” She hissed, causing the man to look up and instantly his eyes lit up. 

“ Come on baby, come to daddy.” Geoff said as you two two more steps before falling down onto geoff legs, which he swooped you into his arms and gave you a big hug. 

“ Oh my goodness!” Geoff said as he gave you a big hug.” Good job y/n! you just took your first steps! i think that deserves some icecream, what do you think jack?”

“ Extra sprinkles.”

“ sounds good!let’s go!”


 First word

“Gavin were stop feeding her cherrios.” Jack said and gavin sighed, turning away from you in your high chair. 

“ But why? she loves them so much!” Gavin whined and smiled at you. “ Dont you love? yes! you love cherrios almost as much as you love your uncle gavin, yes you do~” He cooed and you giggled before continuing to eat your snack. 

“ Gavin just do as we say okay? your new here so dont push it.” Geoff snapped as he took a sip of his morning coffee, this had become their routine. 

Prepare for any jobs that day while taking care of y/n, which gavin had grown qiet close two since he joined the two criminals two weeks ago. ‘

Of course today was a little different than the others. 

“ Gavin im telling you now if you dont-”

“Gavin!” You shouted happily, causing them all to freeze. 

“ Did she just-” Geoff began before jack ran forward with a big smile and took you in her arms. 

“ What was that baby? “ She asked and you smiled. 

“Gavin!” You said happily and jack grinned. 

“ Yes that’s right! That’s gavin!” She said and pointed at gavin. “ Oh my god your first word!” She gushed as she walked out of the room, holding you in her arms. 

Leaving a shocked gavin and angry geoff alone in the kitchen. 

“ My name was her first word? that’s awesome!” Gavin said with a smile, which soon dissapeared when he saw the dark look geoff was giving him. 

“ You bastard……”

“ Ahh geoff no!”







“ Daddy who is that?” You asked geoff as you rubbed the sleep out of your eyes, staring at the man in your living room. Who was wearing a hoodie and glasses, staring at the floor then you awkwardly. 

“ Sweetie this is ray, he’s gonna be apart of our crew now.” Geoff said and you walked up and stared at him silently. 

“ Uhh hi.” Ray said awkwardly as you narrowed your eyes at him, before breaking in to a big grin. 

“ Hi! i’m y/n.wanna watch sailor moon with me?” You ask and ray nodded. 

“ Yeah sure i love sailormoon.: He said and you grinned. 

“ Yay! let’s go!” You said as you grabbed the bottom of his hoodie and walked into the living room, ray walking in after you. 

Jack looked at gavin and geoff with a smile.” Told you they’d get along well.” She said smugly.


“ Who are you?” You asked the masked man who sat on your couch.


He turned his head to he looked at you and you cowered away, the silent skull masked stranger wasn’t exactly comforting. “ I’m Ryan.” He said calmly ans you nodded. 

Ryan had joined two days ago and had been informed by geoff about you. so now he was the one who had to stay back and watch you while all of the others went on a heist. 

“ Are you apart of the crew too?”

“ Yes.” He said and your eyes then went to the blond pony tail pointing out of his mask. 

“ Can i braid your hair?” You ask and he looked at you.

“what?” He asked oddly. Geoff had told him he had a kid, he didnt think youd be so chatty with a stranger you just met. 

“ can i? jack taught me how to braid hair and i can do it real well!” You pleaded and he let out a loud sigh. 

“Okay.” He said and you squealed and hopped onto the couch, sitting behind him as he slipped off his mask so you can braid his hair. 

As your tiny hands began to braid his hair you both began to talk. 

 “ Hey ryan?”


“ Why do you wear facepaint under your mask?”


“ Okay…”


“hey ryan?”


“ Your hair is really soft.”

“ …..thanks.”

“Your welcome!”

“Hey ryan?” You asked as you finished up the briad, topping it off with a few flowers in his hair. 


You finished the braid and walked so you now sat in his lap and put your small arms around his waist, which didnt even reach half way. “ Welcome to the family ryan.” You said and he chuckled, hugging you back. 

“ Thanks kid.”

*the next day*

“ Hey ryan?” Geoff asked as they others tried to hold in their snickers. 

“ Yeah?” Ryan called out as he grabbed a beer from the fridge. 

“ Why does your hair have flowers in it? and why is it braided?” He asked smugly as the other guys snickered and giggled and ryan rolled his eyes. 

“ Y/n did my hair, “ He said and geoff froze. 

“ w-what?” He asked and ryan smirked. 

“ Yup, she braided my hair and everything, she was really happy about it too. i think i’m on my way to being her new favorite.” He said with a grin before walking out of the room. 

The other four men stood there in silence in the kitchen before running to your room. 





And that is how all of the boys got their hair done by a six year old, also getting there nails painted , giving you the best day ever with your favourite boys. 

The robbery they did the very next day caused some interesting news reports about the “ pink nailed, flowered crowed robbers” But hey, they’ll do anything for you. 


 it is currently 3:32 am and i dont feel like spell checkin any of this. 

so heres a bunch of crappy little ficlings i made in like half an hour. theyre so low quality im sorry but i love the idea of this, like baby reader in the ah creew and like ryan being her vaourite and daddy geoff is not havving it and it’s a lot of fun and i have more ideas for this kinda thing. but if you have any ideas or request please send them to me!

REQUESTED: one outta 3 hearts // disney!au // Minhyun+Woojin+Taehyun // PART 1

Originally posted by kimsjaehwan

genre: fluff+comedy // angst is for part 2

ficstyle: bulletpoints // LONG LIKE RAPUNZEL’S HAIR 

summary: INTRODUCTION OF CHARACTERS // anons asked: “gonna request another one ummm noh taehyun angst pls but happy ending #disney” “ can you do an angst minhyun scenario about wrong timing and missed chances like that but with happy/open ending it’s okay if you cant c: “ “WOOJIN AnGsT pls :((( i just finished my eng exam HUHU im so sad i need sOme Woojinnnnnnssss”

note: as you can see I have compiled 3 different requests into one; THIS ONE FOR ALL MY ANGSTY READERS (taehyun as flynn rider (tangled), woojin as pascal (tangled), & minhyun as prince phillip (sleeping beauty))

  • you’ve been locked up in a tower since you can remember
  • your mother occasionally visits you but other than that you only had Woojin, your chameleon companion
  • tomorrow was your 18th birthday
  • you saw your mother every month and this month she was going to visit you before your birthday
  • hopefully she will let you see the flying lanterns this year
  • they always light beautiful paper lanterns and let them fly into the night skies on your birthday
  • Woojin was running back and forth on your window still
  • indicating that your mother was coming up
  • you’d released your hair so your mother would climb up
  • “mother!! how was your trip?”
  • the reason why she didn’t live with you was because she possessed strong magic to defend for herself
  • you only had your magical hair that heals stuff
  • with Woojin as your personal trainer, you worked out and practiced martial arts everyday to show your mother you were capable of the outside world
  • “exhausting as usual.. y/n.. won’t you sing me your song? mother is tired..”
  • you wrapped your hair around your mother’s shoulder as if it was a shawl and sang your song
  • as you finished; your mother got up and went to Woojin
  • with a flick of her wrist, he’d turn in a clothed human
  • “wha..what?”
  • you were baffled
  • your mother put her hands on his shoulders 
  • “when you were 5, little Woojin, who is the same age as you, wanted to be your friend. but I didn’t trust him. after all, these days you don’t know who will come and take you away from me. on the spot, I turned him into a chameleon”
  • your mother told you that people out in the big world were seeking for your hair and that she’d protect you from all dangers
  • “since he told me he had no where else to go, I told him if he could prove to me that he can be by your side without harming you until you were 18, I would undo the spell”
  • you looked at Woojin and at your mother
  • how could she do this to him when he was 5?
  • “h-hi y/n..” he ruffled the back of his head nervously
  • “ANNNDDD with that, I will take my leave..” your mother kissed you on the top of your head
  • “but mom… i-”
  • she pushed her finger against your lips
  • “don’t worry, you have a talking companion now and a body guard! see you next month honey! happy birthday~”
  • she began to walk towards the window
  • your mother stop and turned around
  • at this point, Woojin put his hand on your shoulders, he was shaking, he’s been afraid of your mother, and you wouldn’t blame him
  • “y/n-ah… you would listen to your mother won’t you? even if Woojin, it’s not safe out there. I can’t lose you okay?” she ran her fingers through your hair and left
  • you sunk onto the floor, on the verge of tears
  • Woojin was just there rubbing your shoulders, weird
  • even though he’s not in his chameleon form, his presence was still a familiar one
  • Woojin got up and reached out for your hand
  • “let’s go! to the see the lights!”
  • you were hesitant
  • “but.. what if mother finds out..”
  • he bent down to face you 
  • you felt weird for having your heart beat so fast… seeing Woojin in human form was weird.. especially when he’s this handsome 
  • “your mom won’t come back in a month. didn’t you say you wanted to see the lights?”
  • without another word, you grabbed your pan and Woojin’s hand at the same time
  • he lifted you up bridal-style and ran towards the window
  • that’s it
  • Woojin jumped out of the window
  • you glued your eyes shut
  • but you didn’t feel impact
  • you opened your eyes just to see a vast scenery that you could hardly see from your little window
  • “how…”
  • Woojin smirked, “let’s say being a chameleon for a while, helped me jump to and from things”
  • you both turned to see a gruff-looking, young guy
  • you lifted up your pan
  • “who the hell are you?”
  • Woojin stepped in front of you in case the guy wanted to pull something from up his sleeves
  • the guy raised both of his arms up
  • “i’m just a guy.. trying to get my bag.. yeah that bag that is caught in between your feet? yeah that bag.. i need it”
  • he looked really suspicious 
  • so you and Woojin both nodded at each other and opened the bag 
  • you both saw a crown and jewels 
  • “ahhh… so you’re just a little thief” Woojin started to twirl the bag around
  • “hey hey hey WATCH IT!! my name is Taehyun AND! do you know how much is worth in there? the crown in there belongs to the lost princess!!” he frantically ran towards the bag
  • you smacked him in the face with your pan
  • it took him a while to get up
  • he looked at you with a smolder on his face
  • “oh? hey there young lady, how are you doin-”
  • you and Woojin interrogated the guy
  • “you’ve been to where they have the lights, have you?”
  • Taehyun starts to back away but Woojin wraps his arm around his shoulders from escaping 
  • “well yes but I can’t go back there .. because you know.. I’m a criminal and all and I’ll get caught if I go back ya know? huh? huh?” 
  • you thought about it for a second 
  • “we will give you back the bag, ONCE YOU BRING US TO THE PLACE”
  • you walked off with the bag
  • “uh the kingdom is the other way”
  • you turned to walk the other way
  • Taehyun chuckled, “she’s pretty cute”
  • Woojin eyed him, “don’t pull anything funny” and pushed him along
  • you swore you saw a shadow run off into the darkness or maybe it was just an illusion
  • “did you hear? every year the prince from the neighboring kingdom scours the land to find his destined/lost princess? every since he was born, the kings from both lands have arranged marriages for them. i think that’s sad. you should find someone you love rather than the have someone appointed to you” Taehyun jabbered with a straw in his mouth
  • you nodded
  • “i agree.. i hope he can find someone he truly loves.. the princess is probably dead now..”
  • you all saw a man jump from the branch of the tree in front of you
  • what’s with all these weird guys popping out of no where?
  • “you guys look like a lively bunch, will you help me find this kingdom’s lost princess?” he bowed slightly
  • “hmph, there’s nothing in it for us, let’s go guys” Taehyun raised his hand and signal us to move forward
  • funny how someone who didn’t want to have to do anything with you and Woojin are talking to us like a team
  • “i’ll pay you” the guy said curtly
  • Taehyun swiveled around, “you must be the Prince Minhyun from the neighboring kingdom, I am Taehyun at your service”
  • “you low scum..” you whispered
  • “if you are heading back to the kingdom, we will join you,” Woojin said with his head bowed 
  • Prince Minhyun looked at you as if you needed to say some word of approval
  • “sure”
  • he cocked his head a little, “well, I know that the princess won’t be you, with the way that you act and .. well.. you look a little plain”
  • Prince Minhyun gently placed his hand on your head
  • you weren’t gonna lie, it made your heart skip
  • “at least I’ll be able to spot you from afar with that extremely long lion’s mane of yours”
  • “EXCUSE ME?!” you take back about how you felt .5 seconds ago 
  • Woojin held you back
  • Taehyun was laughing
  • and Prince Minhyun was looking into the distance
  • that’s how your journey began with those 3
Maybe Someday

A Kwon Jiyong Story

Summary: She was a rose, and he was the darkness that should have killed it…but when a rose is made of enough light to penetrate even the deepest darkness, sometimes the two are able to become one…

Genre: Fluff, Smut.

Chapter 7.5

‘Hey…is it just you in here?’

His voice suddenly appearing behind you has you jumping out of your skin as you quickly remove the headphones you’d been (barley) wearing and stand up as you turn to look at him, cursing quietly when you almost get strangled by the wire connected to the headphones, before taking them off and looking behind you to see him smirking to himself as he slips into the room.

‘What are you doing here?’ you ask, pulse like a speeding train in your ears as he shuts the door quietly behind him,  still smirking as he looks up at you, and appearing completely blasé about his presence as he saunters over to you, peering at the computer screen as he approaches.

‘I was just on my way to my studio, but I saw you in here by yourself and thought I’d come and say hello.’ He murmurs in a tired voice, the slight gravelly tone leaving you distracted as you stare at him, being shocked back to your senses when he takes a step closer to you and tilts his head curiously at you.

‘Is that okay?-‘

‘What if someone finds us here together?’ you cut him off, panicking that someone would walk in at any minute, and the question, along with your worried glance over at the door, has him frowning at you, before he reaches over to find his hand with yours.

‘Then I’ll tell them im helping you out with a song. …Beautiful, don’t be so nervous-you’re shaking.’ He chuckles to himself, squeezing your hand tighter to try to make the trembling stop, before lifting his other hand to cradle your face, gently forcing you to look up at him.

‘I’ve missed not seeing your beautiful face today. Did you sleep okay last night?’ he murmurs, his eyes tracing your lips, and the question forces a smile onto your face as you think back to the text he’d sent you earlier that day asking the exact same question.

‘I already told you; I barely got any sleep after last night.’ You say, grinning up at him and having your breath stolen from you when he leans down without warning and pressing his lips to yours, his smile joining with your own.

Every time you kissed him, it felt like the first. The way his hand dropped from yours so that he could slip his arms around your waist and pull you into him, and the way his presence seemed to engulf you comfortably into him, having you completely forgetting about the world around you, getting lost on a wave of tingles that ricochet off of your racing heart, and finding your hands trailing up his arms to grip his biceps, shoulders, and then neck, making it to the nape of his neck as his tongue strokes against your own, before a distant slam of a door has you pushing him quickly forcefully away.

‘It was just a-‘

‘You should go, before someone finds you in here and-‘


Your name rolling from his lips on a sigh cuts off your frantic rant, and you’re quick to look back at him where your gaze had immediately moved to the door, seeing his frown of concern as he looks down at you and feeling a small pout begin to form on your lips.

‘You don’t have to be scared, Beautiful. I promise I’ll protect you…whatever happens. …but I don’t want you to constantly be watching over your shoulder for something bad to head your way because you’re with me. …I just want you to be happy.’ he says quietly, his hands that were holding your sides gently, smoothing over your waist as he speaks, and you find yourself calming under his touch, realizing how ridiculous you sounded, and timidly shuffling closer, leaning your head on his chest, before wrapping your arms lightly around his middle.

‘Im sorry…its just…its so new…and-I don’t want to ruin this-‘

‘Baby, you’re not going to ruin it. There is absolutely no way you could ruin this…unless, obviously…you don’t want to be with me-‘

‘I do!’ you state quickly, snapping your head up to look at him pointedly, and you see him flash a grin at your hasty response, quickly ducking his head down to briefly press a kiss to your lips once again, before pulling back once more and watching you intently as you felt your whole face burn from the surprise attack.

‘Well, that’s all I need to know. …but I should probably leave you to get on with your work now.’ He mutters, his expression falling a little at the prospect of leaving, and you cant help but feel yours do the same. Before, whenever he’d been near you, you’d felt a lingering of nerves, like pins and needles, that stemmed simply from the prospect of you being so close to him; this angelic man being in your presence. But now, you realize, those nerves had taken a backseat to the thrum of longing that now rippled over your skin, begging you to stay beside him, to let him keep you warm, and to let him protect you.

‘If you get bored, you can always come to my studio, you know.’ He mumbles against your hair as he presses a kiss to the top of your head, tightening his arms briefly around you, before slowly letting you go, the feel of him disentangling his arms from your waist making you want to protest, but you’re too shy to actually do so, and instead end up simply letting your arms fall from around him as you peer up at him.

‘Aish, you’re adorable when you pout.’ He suddenly states quietly, his fingers coming up to tap your lips, and you cant help but smile up at him, giddy from his response, and nearly floating into the clouds when his hand is suddenly cradling your jaw, and his lips are cradling your lips, mouth lingering against your own as silence encompasses you both. But all too soon he’s pulling back, leaning his forehead briefly against your own as he accepts the moment, before opening his eyes and smiling angelically at you.

‘I’ll see you in a little while.’

And then he was gone.

A few days later

Whose that?’

The initial whisper wasn’t enough to break through your sleep fogged brain, the comfort of the sofa you were laid on being too enticing to let you out of the tired spell it had cast on you, and so you simply snuggle further under the warm, expensive, jacket that had been draped over you at some point.

Her names Y/N.

Is there a reason she’s asleep on your studio sofa?’

‘She was tired-‘

‘Yeah, but-‘

‘And, she’s my girlfriend.’

The continual conversation had done more to break through your dreams and call you back to reality, but the second the word ‘girlfriend’ was spoken, you snap your eyes open as your heart picks up into a gallop in your chest, and you’re greeted with the sight of Jiyong and the infamous ‘Taeyang’ staring at you from the other side of Jiyong’s studio where he’d been working on some music.

‘Hey, sleepy-‘

‘She’s your what?’ his best friend cuts him off, moving his wide eyed gaze to the man beside him to convey his shock at the term Jiyong had used in conjunction with a girl he was pretty sure was a trainee for the company.

‘Bae, don’t bug out, its not like this is the first time someone’s dated within the company-‘

‘No, but it’s the first time you have! And she’s a trainee! And, if memory serves me correctly, her debut is next week! You cant just-‘

‘Can you keep your voice down? You know Yang will kill me if he hears-‘

I’m going to kill you!-‘

Beautiful, stop worrying, he’s not going to tell anyone.’ Jiyong suddenly cuts his friend off as he crouches down in front of you after sauntering over from his chair when he’d seen you bolt upright into a sitting position, fear more than likely clear in your gaze as it flickered between the two men.

‘Maybe I should go.’ You whisper to Jiyong, despite already knowing it was far too late to pretend now, and gripping to his hand as it slips into yours, being distracted from the gobsmacked man behind him when Jiyong cradles your cheek in his hand and turns your head to make you look at him.

‘You don’t need to go anywhere. Youngbae isn’t going to tell anyone…but he is my best, and oldest, friend…I cant keep secrets from him.’

His gentle tone begins to help you calm down, his mouth slowly quirking into a reassuring smile as his thumb smoothes over your knuckles, and your shoulders relaxing their tense posture as you look down to stare at your hands causes a light chuckle to leave him as he recognises the signs of shyness radiating from you.

But despite the moment feeling private, as if it were just the two of you…it was very quickly shattered apart.

‘I think im going to be sick.’


Rereading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapter Thirty-Five - Beyond the Veil

i am the opposite of ready for this.

(EDIT: sorry this is so long, i just have a lot of feelings OK)

- ok EW bellatrix is talking to harry in a baby voice and just… gag me

“Oh, you don’t know Potter as I do, Bellatrix,” said Malfoy softly. “He has a great weakness for heroics”

i meeeeeaaaan…. he aint wrong.

But the Death Eaters did not strike.
“Hand over the prophecy and no one need get hurt,” said Malfoy coolly.

yall know lucius is just like ‘get me the FUQ outta here so i can go home to my family plz. lets not make this a thing’

- lol harry is being so casual rn, just trying to stall, asking questions about the prophecy and like, the death eaters are actually answering him??? wuts going on

“You dare speak his name with you unworthy lips, you dare besmirch it with you half-blood’s tongue, you dare-”
“Did you know he’s a half-blood too?” said Harry recklessly. Hermione gave a little moan in his ear. “Voldemort? Yeah, his mother was a witch, but his dad was a Muggle - or has he been telling you lot he’s pureblood?”


- damn what a waste for them to smash all the prophecies like??? those could have been important???

A baby’s head now sat grotesquely on top of the thick, muscled neck of the Death Eater as he struggled to get up again.


Harry raised his wand but to his amazement Hermione seized his arm.
“You can’t hurt a baby!”


- OK shit is going BANANAS - hermione just got hit with some purple fire spell that made her pass out, neville just got kicked in the face REAL hard, ginny, luna, and ron are missing… like…i cant handle this rn

He had one hand on Hermione’s shoulder, which was still warm, yet did not dare to look at her properly. Don’t let her be dead, don’t let her be dead, it’s my fault if she’s dead…

ugh. BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE? if hermione died in the 5th book, harry might as well have just given up. like theres no point continuing without hermione

- ok we found the rest of the gang but ron is high as fuq and ginny broke her ankle… SO WE WERE KIND OF BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM TBH

“Harry, we saw Uranus up close!” said Ron, still giggling feebly. “Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus - ha ha ha -”


“RON, NO!”
Harry did not know what would happen if Ron touched the tentacles of thought now flying behind the brain, but he was sure it would not be anything good. He darted forward but Ron had already caught the brain in his outstretched hands.
The moment they made contact with his skin, the tentacles began wrapping themselves around Ron’s arms like ropes.
“Harry, look what’s happen - no - no, I don’t like it - no, stop - stop -”

MY BABY!!!! jfc this is such a shit show I FORGOT

“You see, there are ten of us and only one of you…or hasn’t Dumbledore ever taught you how to count?”
“He’s dot alone!” shouted a voice from above them. “He’s still god be!”
Harry’s heart sank. Neville was scrambling down the stone benches toward them, Hermione’s wand held fast in his trembling hand.

the truest gryffindor ive ever seen. 

“It’s Longbottom, isn’t it?” sneered Lucius Malfoy. “Well, your grandmother is used to losing family members to our cause… Your death will not come as a great shock…”
“Longbottom?” repeated Bellatrix, and a truly evil smile lit her gaunt face. “Why, I have had the pleasure of meeting your parents boy…”

ok im not but STILL that like, reeeeeally hurt.

- they are now crucio-ing neville. its seriously getting hard to read.

Then, high above them, two more doors burst open and five more people sprinted into the room: Sirius, Lupin, Moody, Tonks, and Kingsley.

on one hand im like ‘YES our saviors are here!!!!!!’ but on the other hand its like sirius im begging you. GO BACK HOME

- neville cant talk bc of his bloody nose and mouth so he just STABS A DEATH EATER IN THE EYE WITH HIS WAND. amazing.

Directly above them, framed in the doorway from the Brain Room, stood Albus Dumbledore, his wand aloft, his face white and furious. Harry felt a kind of electric charge surge through every particle of his body - they were saved.

dont mind me, just silently weeping.

And Harry saw the look of mingled fear and surprise on his godfather’s wasted, once-handsome face as he fell through the ancient doorway and disappeared behind the veil, which fluttered for a moment as though in a high wind and then fell back into place. 
Harry heard Bellatrix Lestrange’s triumphant scream, but knew it meant nothing - Sirius had only just fallen through the archway, he would reappear from the other side any second…
But Sirius did not reappear.


But as he reached the ground and sprinted toward the dais, Lupin grabbed Harry around the chest, holding him back.
“There’s nothing you can do, Harry -”
“Get him, save him, he’s only just gone through!”
“It’s too late, Harry -”
“We can still reach him -”
Harry struggled hard and viciously, but Lupin would not let go… “There’s nothing you can do, Harry…nothing…He’s gone.”

this part has always hit me hard because as much as this hurts harry, think about REMUS. his best friend, who he already lost once and only recently got to have him back in his life. like imagine having to be strong for this young boy while you’re silently dying inside. 

basically fuck this shit.

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Enzo Amore - Rumors (12)


Eric’s fingers danced along your rib-cage as his lips silenced your giggles. You bite his lip gently begging him to stop tickling you. He smiles into the passionate kisses as he presses you against the wall behind you. His arms wrapping around your waist as you tug on his hair slightly wanting him to deepen the kiss. Moment’s like this were the best and had become a tradition before shows. You push against his chest breaking the kiss. “I gotta go get my makeup touched up…” your breathing coming out in huffs as he smooths out your hair. “Why?? I think you look fine.” Eric smirks as he wipes the lip stick off of his own lips. You roll your eyes and open the door of the closet you two had been hiding in. “(Y/N) what the hell girl?? I have been looking everywhere for you!! Oh my gosh your lipstick what the hell…” Your stylist stomps over to you. She dramatically rolls her eyes as she sees Eric exit the closet behind you. “Should have known…” She links arms with you and pulls you toward your dressing room. Eric follows behind with a proud smirk on his lips. Who would have guessed that shy girl he met one day while he was getting take out would end up being the woman of his dreams?? You take a seat as your stylist begins to fuss over the damage that was done. Eric leaned against the door frame watching you. He loved stealing candid moments of you. The way your hair fell from your shoulder when you turned your head. The slightly crinkle in both your nose and eyes when you laughed. The way you made other people smile. Everything about you big or small was something that Eric cherished. There wasn’t a day that went by over the last year and half of your relationship that he did not thank God for bringing you to him. “Girl how about this… Make out with your boyfriend before I do your make up the first time.” Your stylist gives you one last over look. “What is the fun in that??” Eric asks earning himself a glare from your stylist. 

Enzo and Cass made their way down the ramp as the crowd exploded. “MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE AND I AM A CERTIFIED G AND A BONIFIED STUD AND YOU CAN’T TEACH THAT!! AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS BIG CASS AND HE IS SEVEN FEET TALL AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT…” Enzo boudned into the ring as Cass lumbered over the top rope behind him. “AND MAKING HER WAY DOWN THE RAMP IS MY GIRL AND YOUR WOMEN’S CHAMPION (Y/N) AND SHE IS A BAD ASS WITH A GREAT ASS!!” You held your title high above your head as the crowd erupted. Signs praising you littered the audience. Cass held down the rope as you eased in. You made a lap around the inside of the ring blowing kisses to the crowd as they chanted your name. Enzo ended your little parade by grabbing you and giving you a big kiss on the lips. You blushed as the crowd whistled and egged it own. “Unless you’ve been living under a rock you know that today is a special day. ITS THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE WWE BEING BLESSED WITH THIS LADY RIGHT HERE HOW YOU DOING??” Enzo yelled down the mic. You squealed as Cass lifted you onto his shoulder as you raised your title up again. The crowd started chanting “Thank you (Y/N)”. You blushed at all the attention you were getting. “I am confident that this girl could beat any and every diva in the world during her open challenge.” Enzo grinnned as Cass set you back down. “Pagie.” “How you doing??” Cass answered back. “Becky, Charolette, Naomi.” “How you doin??” Enzo went on and on naming diva after diva. “How about we just sum up the list Zo…” Cass finally stopped Enzo’s list. “THERE IS ONLY WORD TO DESCRIBE THE COMPETITION AND IM GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA… S.. A … W… F…T.” The crowd gasped in the middle their slurred scream of SWAFT. Enzo and Cass turned around as the noticed the people looking behind them scared. Enzo’s heart dropped as he saw you laying on the matt on your side unmoving. He drops to his knees beside you rolling you over onto your back. Your face was pale and your breath was labored. Enzo scoops you up in his arms bridal style thinking it would be faster for him run you to the medics than them to drag all their stuff down the ramp. The crowd was left clueless as they watched Enzo carry you backstage. Eric’s heart was pounding in his chest and a tear slid down his face as his mind was without answers to the billion of questions that raced through his head. All he knew was you were either sick or hurt and he was powerless to fix it. 

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These Nights Never Seem To Go To Plan - Chapter 14

A Captain Swan AU FF

Rated M - this chapter is a hard (LOL) M

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, and also on FF.net and AO3)


She was nervous.

Like hand wringing, heart racing, can’t-bring-herself-to-knock-on-the-door nervous. Nervous to take this next step toward real.

Emma stood on Killian’s doorstep, hands literally wringing and heart literally racing. She shuffled her feet, suddenly self-conscious in the floaty, blush-colored dress she’d bought specifically for the occasion and second-guessing the girlish high ponytail. She was so caught up in her own thoughts, she missed his form moving behind the stained and frosted glass of the front door, jumping when his voice came jovially from the other side.

“Are you going to ring the fucking doorbell or stand there all night?”

Poking her finger repeatedly against the button, she yelled, “There, is that better?” over the jangling of the bell.

Killian was laughing as the door swung open, face quickly turning from amused to speechless. He shook his head as he looked her over. “You look stunning, Swan.”

Emma would have – and should have – said thank you, but she was too busy taking stock herself.

Dark grey trousers, artfully scuffed black shoes, and a dark blue waistcoat over a white collared shirt with the sleeves rolled and pushed up to the elbow (holy fuck, those forearms.) She hadn’t seen him wear jewelry before: a heavy watch on one wrist, hammered silver cuff on the other, several rings, a motherfucking earring and two thin chains that were nestled in a generously visible patch of chest hair. The downright salacious look he was giving her coupled with the pink tip of his tongue curled over his upper lip took the whole package to a new level of dark, dangerous and devilish. Jesus, he was beautiful.

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Really? Why Cant Angry Turtles Get Some Love Too? Chill.

Okay, so you guys know about that instagram pic that i posted last night right?

this one: 

Well if you look at the comments everyone was excited, except for this one person who claimed she was just a fan and denied the fact that wasnt a fangirl, when clearly she isnt, instead shes one of those fangirls. Her username and picture says it all.

 But due to me being a private person and having respect for that kinda stuff i will black it out.

Sorry guys, Im just particular about that kinda stuff. But here is her first comment.:

Okay, I know Ciro already replied to her, which i will show in a moment, but after I break this comment down, and yes, i will do so because I literally am kinda upset about this.

  • “You guys shouldnt have brought that THING back”

Alright, its fine if you dont like Mona, but really? You have to be that immature about her coming? that THING? Maybe im being sensitive about this, but Mona wasnt even fully developed back in the 80s series, and she hasnt even freakin appeared in this series, this is just like Renet all over again I swear.

  • “This show needs action, not romance”

Besides a small bit of romance in season 1 and 2 this show hasnt really been all that “Romantic” actually its been written really well. As Ive said many times before the boys will have their crushes, and yeah they threw a slim bit of romance your way, but thats it. In season 3 after a foot to big there has hardly been Apriltello moments, hell theres hardly been Capril moments. And no them hugging is not romantic, its just friends being friendly with each other. Same with Donnie and April, they are being friends. Friends hug, and even hold hands, that doesnt mean its automatically romantic, it just shows they care. Guess what? It will probably be the same way with Mona and Raph too but wayyyyyy different. Haha.

  • “Shes gross”

How is she gross? Also your opinion is really invalid if you HAVENT EVEN SEEN HER IN THIS DANG SERIES!!!! EVEN IN THE 80S SERIES HOW CAN YOU FORM THAT OPINION WHEN SHES BEEN IN ONLY ONE EPISODE! *sighs* okay, sorry, just lets move on hm? ^^’

  • “Raph’s better off alone”

Im gonna just call you one of those Raph fangirls right now, no matter what you say. Raph can be better off alone sure but that doesnt mean he cant have a crush here and there. Why? CAUSE HE’S A TEENAGE BOY DAMMIT! Sorry, im trying to be calm, i promise…

  • “No, Im not a fangirl who wants Raph for herself.”

Really? Cause you sound like one of those fangirls. And trust me I know crazed fangirls. Your giving all the signs besides your username and profile picture. 

Signs of being an obsessive crazed Raph fangirl

  • Saying he’s better off alone
  • Denying your not a fangirl
  • Insulting Raphael’s supposed love interest Mona
  • Insulting a great character that hasnt even appeared because she is the crush of Raph
  • Being agressive

Did i forget anything? Im not sure, if you wish yall can add more signs.And Im not buying the whole 

“Im just a fan of the show”

because if that was the case you wouldnt be this upset about Mona coming, or about how Raph has a darn crush, or you wouldnt be acting like its the end of the world. Just saying, Ive seen this aggressive behavior before, with Donnie fans, Leo fans, heck even Mikey fans! Also the fangirls who deny that they are fangirls act exactly like this.

((Not saying all of you fangirls do this)) *shakes head*

Last point

  • “You’ll loose some viewers because of her.”

Considering that most of the fandom is made up of adults or older kids that are in their late teens and have been fans since the 80s or 90s im sure its okay if they loose some fans, why? Because they have a ton more. you know that saying, you loose some, you gain more. Sure they may loose some, but im very sure they will gain more, especially when Mona is being voiced by ZELDA WILLIAMS! ROBIN WILLIAMS DAUGHTER!

Unlike me Ciro kept his cool and told her what was up

he kept it short and simple, to the point, its his show after all.

Here is where Brandon comes in, with his comment, and guys just so you know these two WERE NOT serious, they were trolling this girl.

This was her reply

oh man thats a lot to break down. Lets get started!

  • “What the heck? Babies? -…- Im out”

Alright first off, they were trolling you, secondly who cares if your out, seriously obsessed fangirl.

And to those who actually took Brandon and Ciro’s instagram comments seriously……

my reaction:

Originally posted by booyakashellshocked

And for those who are still taking their comments seriously and wont shut up about it:

Originally posted by sushimanjuu

Really guys? Do I really need to go on a rant about this? Right now Raph is my spirit dude >…> 

  • “Dont do that guys seriously xD”

Okay, im about to defend these creators beacuse im getting really tired about how everyone is up their butts 24/7 telling them how to do their show.

  1.  Its not YOUR show
  2.  Its not your place to tell them what to do
  3.  I dont care if your using that “xD” face, i will say this, chill the shell out, they really can do whatever they want with this show. CIRO CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH THIS SHOW.



*bites tongue* 

moving on….

  • “we’re here to see ninjas and fights not babies or romance.” 

Okay, stop talking for the whole fandom. Its YOU who dont want to see babies or romance, I am here to see turtles, no matter what, romance, babies, whatever, as long as turtles are in it, im in, and this is speaking for me, others may not want you to speak for them, I know others do not want ME to SPEAK FOR THEM.  why? Becacuse not everyone has the same views as you do you little —-

*bites tongue again*

Oh man i need to move on...*sighs*

  • “This made the show weird.”

Guys do you feel weird watching this show, a show that has hardly romance at all and when it does its very little? *asks in sarcasm tone*

Like really the romance on this show is so little that you actually gotta pay attention to actually see it, and even then it looks like they’re just being friendly to each other. In my eyes anyways…*shakes head*


  • “Im not a fangirl”

Your a fangirl, no matter what you say, people who say that kinda thing are either in denial or just to blind to see it. 

Actually scratch that, you are not a fangirl.

Theres differences between fangirls and over the top obsessive annoying fangirls who literally do nothing but overreact over every little thing that has to do with their favorite turtle.

you are the second.

  • “I’ve watched previous versions of the show. They didnt have romance and stuff.”

You want some s**t with that bull?



Comics- April and Casey, they even had a child, also the turtles had girlfriends if im not mistaken.
tmnt 80′s- This one hardly had any but i remember seeing a few moments here and there, correct me if im wrong about that
tmnt 90 movie 1- Casey and April, 
tmnt 2003- Casey and April, they got married in season 7 during the last episode. also it was implied that Raph had a slight crush on a friend named Jill or Jen ((Im pretty sure her name was Jill))
tmnt 2007- Casey and April, they were getting married, or was close to an engagement.
tmnt 2012- Leo and Karai, April and Donnie, Casey and April ((maybe))
tmnt 2014- April and Vernen ((IDK if i spelled his name right)) or April and Raph

I swear people like you forget that the other versions had a shit ton of romance ((excuse my language)) But when the nick series do it, its a like sin and you guys act like its a new thing that hasnt been done before.

Look the nick series actually goes by what actual teenagers do while in love or crushing on someone, they make it realistic as possible, is it annoying? Duh, but thats teens and life for you. Fans like you dont seem to get that in your heads, and seem to forget that in this version they are more immature, more teen like, also they relate more with todays generations of kids, maybe not to you, and thats okay, but remember the previous versions you CLAIMED to have watched before trying to make a point. 

Last one

  • “It was tmnt, thats what tmnt is for, ninjutsu”

So apparently tmnt is for ninjutsu, my dear, ninjutsu has a part to play in tmnt, but what is tmnt is the love for family and friends, the honor for your clan, the determination to protect the innocent no matter what, oh and pizza, mainly from what I get, TMNT is a family oriented show, which does include romance, but mainly its about the bond between four brothers thats so strong that nothing or noone can tare them apart. A bond between father and sons/ Sensei and students, And a bond between friends that are considered family.

If you just get ninjutsu from TMNT and nothing else, then you really havent gone in depth with this franchise, or grasped the concept of this show. It teaches about honor, respect, and how family is the most important thing in our lives along with friendships that last a lifetime.

THAT IS WHAT WE WANNA SEE…and Im sure the fandom will allow me to speak for them when i say that.

WE WANT TO SEE THAT. and guess what, most of us see it all the time when we watch any incarnation over and over again.

Its just YOU who only wants to see action, fighting, and ninjas. Dont get me wrong i like that stuff to, but if it was JUST that and nothing else, I’d probably wouldnt be in this fandom, nor like the franchise.

This show, franchise has balance, a best of all genres, Drama, Action, Adeventure, Fantasty, Romance, Family, and even Horror.

And thats what we like, different things that comes into one franchise, and honestly if I have to put up with teen drama BS thats fine. ((Not speaking for all of the fandom)) I will do it as many times, why? Because I love this show and franchise to death, nothing will ever stop me from watching.

And hey maybe some of the fandom feels the way I do, I dunno, but just know that we do not want you to speak for us, and we will defend the Creator of the nick series at any cost….

Okay well I will. ^^ cause I cant really speak for the fandom on that last part. haha.


((Sorry i had to, it was a perfect opportunity.))

Okay, i’ve done my damage here, long post this time, sorry for that.

I also wish to apologize if i sound rude, mean, disrespecful or hateful, this was not my intent, i do not mean to, just when someone does something like this i tend to get defensive over Ciro.

This show is his baby that he created, and honestly he and the crew shouldnt get this much s**t for this kinda thing. And we should know them by know that they werent serious, but Im sorry if i offended you, or my words hurt your feelings. 

Just tired of a great show, and its cast/crew members as well as the creator getting so much hate just because some people cant accept the fact that things will happen differently, So calm down and just have faith in them. Its better when you have fun and just let things go with the flow instead of taking it so seriously that you just stop all together. In my opinion that is…


If you wanna send me discussions here

If you wanna spam me because i tagged this in the wrong tags, or said something that offended you and wanna call me names, here

but if your gonna insult me, be creative and intelligent. I dont have time for idiotic trolls or cyberbullies. Thanks.

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Girls Restroom - Calum Hood (one shot)

RATING : For everyone <3
WARNINGS : Nope, friendly and very cute though (-:
A/N : Have fun reading my dalingsssss(-: also wrote this from 1am - 3am so sorta sucky )-:

I scrolled through my twitter feed, then my dashboard, and then my instagram feed, and through every single social media app until i had to keep refreshing each app. I was currently sitting in a café with 6 of my friends, each of them taken by each other. It was totally my fault for agreeing with my best friend to hang out with everyone, even though i knew they were all going to bring their boyfriend or girlfriend and i was going to be third, nope, seventh wheeling.

“Hey y/n, you good?” my friend jack asked. I nod while dropping my phone in my lap as i got up to use the restroom. “I’ll be back guys.” i announced but then roll my eyes when i get no response. I push my chair back with my popliteal (a/n : the back of your knee, my friends) as i make my way to the restroom. I walked into the empty womens restroom, which was a relief because i was getting really annoyed of everyone right now. I looked around the sink area and saw an outlet, which i then happily plugged in the adapter to my charger in the wall. I put the plug into my phone and hopped on top of the countertop near the sink and scrolled through my phone.

I took the opportunity to start playing some music on my phone and just enjoy the time alone. I tapped my feet to the beat in the air as they dangled off the counter. I was jamming out to “Kids in the Dark” by All Time Low just when the door opened to reveal a tall figure with brown hair and blonde highlights stroll in while he was scrolling through his phone.

My eyes widened and i let out a small giggle. His head shot up at the sound of the girly giggle. “Whoa, girl in the boys restroom.” he said. “Oh no,” i started sarcastically, suddenly gaining confidence, “I’m not in the boys restroom, you’re in the girls restroom” i finished. His eyebrows knitted together but then slowly raised up in realization as he examined his surroundings.

“Oh,” he said “well, I’m gonna go, you know, to the bo-” he coughed, “i mean, mens restroom now.” he concluded while rubbing the back of his neck. I let out a little giggle as i watched his face grow red. He slowly spins himself around on his heels and reaches for the handle but then spins back to face me. “Why are you sitting on the counter in the restroom?” he asked. I laugh, “im casting spells on boys who walk into the womens restroom.” he turns red once again, “nah, im just charging my phone, man.” i giggle again. He looks at my phone in my hand and his eyes trail up the charger. His mouth shapes an ‘o’ as he nods in, yet another, realization. 

I give out an awkward smile and slowly nod as he still stands in the ladies restroom. “Um…” i chuckle, “Oh right, um, bye.” he says and walks out. I shake my head but a goofy smile still lingers on my face. I hop off the counter, unplug my charger from the wall and my phone and stuff it in my bag, and then walk out the restroom. As i stroll back to my table full of couples, i notice another loud group of teens a few tables down of them.

The boy with brown hair and blonde streaks stands out and i quickly realize he’s the boy that was just in the girls restroom a minute ago. I think he notices me too once he looks up from his phone screen and looks at me. Suddenly, my confidence from earlier disappears and my cheeks begin to burn as he looks at me. I turn around and go up to the front counter to order a Sprite. 

They give me my drink and i walk back to my table full of couples. I groan as i find myself being bored again and stressed out as i realized i cant leave because my best friend is my ride. I get out of my seat again and make my way towards the exit. I walk past the brown haired boy with blonde streaks and his friends who also have their own lover with them. I needed a smoke.

I don’t smoke very often but whe i do, its mostly because im stressed out. I opened the door and leaned against the rock wall next to it. I took my pack of cigarettes out of my bag and took one out then lighting it. I dragged the cigarette in and out of my mouth as the smoke flowed out of my mouth and nose as i breathed. My head shot to the right as i heard the café door opened and let out the bathroom boy. 

He turned his head to where the orgin of the cigarette smoke was coming from. “Got one for me?” he asked. “You smoke?” i asked as i took out my pack and pulled out another cigarette and put in in his palm. “Could ask you the same.” he said as he held the cig in between his middle and index finger in front of me, requesting me to light it, and so i did. 

“I shouldn’t have came here today. All my friends are taken and I’m seventh wheeling.” i huff. “Aha, same. I should just go right now. Matter a fact, i will.” he says standing straight up then looking at me. “Lucky ass. My friend is my ride, but i dont think she’ll be leaving her boyfriend anytime soon.” i said and looked at her through the window as she and her boyfriend stick their tongues down each others throat. Bathroom boy looks at what im looking at. “Oh.” he says. “Yeah,” i agree and turn back to face him and he does the same, “so bathroom boy, I’m y/n. Should i keep calling you bathroom boy or do you have a name?” i ask. “As pleasuring it is to be called by an embarrassing mistake, which by the way, let never speak of it again, i would like to be called, Calum, please.” he says very cutely. I giggle, “well, nice to meet you, Calum, but now i have to get back to a group full of people who arent even acknowledging my existence at the moment.” i groan and throw my cigarette to the ground and stepping on the bud of it.

I smile at him and reach for the handle. “Hey wait, y/n,” he shot out quickly and i released the handle and faced him, “do you maybe wanna go hangout, jus the two of us, like right now? I mean, its better than seventh wheeling.” he asked. A smile plastered across my face, “yeah, lets go get some ice cream and play a game?” i asked, not really wanting to do much, just chill. He smiled back, “you like fifa?” he asked, “Ooou, im gonna kick your ass in fifa.” i shot at him and smiled, “I’d like to see you try.” he said as he grabbed my hand and began to run to his car while i was giggling.

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