Alright, but can you just imagine a private!school au. One where everyone is extraordinarily rich. Where you’re thrust into a love quadruple with three boys who are complete polar opposites of each other.
2NE1 were my first mains so dealing with it right now is too painful. Instead, I’mma focus on all the good things that happened in 2016.
Narsha of Brown Eyed Girls got married!
JeA and Miryo are both working and releasing solos and also confirmed that Narsha being married won’t interfere with Brown Eyed Girls staying together. Also confirmed they’re working on a full group album.
Sohee, former Wonder Girls member, landed herself some great acting jobs this year!
Wonder Girls confirmed their dominance by slaying the charts with Why So Lonely which also sold amazingly well for current girl group standards.
Gyuri, Seungyeon, Hara, Jiyoung, Youngji (I think Nicole too? ) are still staying in touch and appearing together. Keep saying KARA is not dead but I don’t know what to make of it.
Taeyeon had a comeback as a solo artist
Jessica debuted as a solo artist
Tiffany debuted as a solo artist
Seohyun will debut as a solo artist
After School are… Still not disbanded, which is good news
CL seems to be enjoying herself in the US
Bom uploaded a video in which she said she was practicing her singing which means she has not given up. Will possibly find a new agency?
Minzy will debut as a solo artist
Jiyoon confirmed that 4Minute are still in touch, this could mean Hyuna too
Jiyoon (finally!) debuted as a solo artist
T-ara said that they no longer care whether Korea hates them or not and will stay together just to piss every K-netizen. Hyomin even liked a picture of a Chinese fan spitting on SBS’ logo for not letting T-ara win #QueensOnly
Amber and Luna are doing everything they can to keep f(x) alive and they’re doing a great job
SISTAR are still Queens. And now that 2NE1 are dead I guess that makes them Korea’s 2nd Greatest Girl Group? Good job! I remember I was so mad back in 2014 when 2NE1 didn’t get the “Best Female Group Award” at MAMA but SISTAR did. I couldn’t be a bigger idiot, I’m glad I “atoned for my sins” and love both groups now. They also killed homophobia with their MV for “One More Day”
Fei, Jia and Min are still in touch and they all support each other.
Min was confirmed to be in a relationship with G-Soul, she also liked a tweet of an asshole who was dissing her and said she should be “greateful that Suzy fed her ass all these years” . She and Hyomin should have a talkshow and just talk about all the shit they’ve heard as idols and laugh about it. Could get Bom to star with them too!
Suzy is still the supreme ruler of South Korea
This year we lost KARA, 2NE1 and 4Minute. miss A and After School are still on hiatus and they lost Jia and Jungah and Jooyeon respectively but they’re still officially together (former members seem to still be in touch with their bandmates too) .
But the Brown Eyed Girls, Wonder Girls, Girls’ Generation, T-ara, f(x) and SISTAR are still going strong, we should at least be grateful for that!