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actual Proof that patroclus and achilles are Soft Boyfriends™

  • achilles once woke patroclus up by pRESSING THEIR NOSES TOGETHER 
  • that was so gay i cannot and Will Not put up with this
  • achilles: *tries to get patroclus’ attention by fucking juggling figs*
  • patroclus literally Officially became achilles’ number 1 dude when they were like 13 can i live
  • was i dreaming when patroclus described achilles’ lips to be like BEES what the hell why are they so small and cute
  • not only handjobs but handjobs A) under the constellations and B) on achilles’ 16th bday
  • they played together in the lake and wrestled each other and hung off of tree branches on the Magic Mountain that patroclus risked everything to follow achilles to !!!!!!
  • “now i know how to make you follow me anywhere” shuT
  • achilles tending to the wounds on patroclus’ feet after he hurt himself because he found out about the prophecy :-((
  • tiny achilles highkey avoiding sleeping with one of the servant girls because he was highkey crushing on patroclus
  • these boys just love each other so much and are so small and so sweet and so In Love

Aphrodite would be the most annoying mom to the Olympians. Like, Artemis or Hades or whoever would be visiting and just jump five feet in the air, whirling around, ready to attack–

“OW! Aphrodite! Your shitty kid just fucking shot me in the ass!”

“Baby!” Aphrodite coos, leaning over, practically spilling out of her maxi-dress, making kissy faces. “You finally shot straight!”

Eros smiles a drooly smile while the visitor mutters “This is the last time I visit you…”

I NEED TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST

WHY DO THEY KEEP SCREWING OVER RENEE YOUNG

FIRST, THEY CANCEL UNFILTERED ON THE WWE NETWORK 

Originally posted by cakegodoftheshire

THEN THEY WANT TO SEPARATE HER FROM HER HUSBAND AND MOVE HIM TO RAW 

Originally posted by jenesuispasunefilleparfaite

THEN THEY TAKE HER AND DEAN OFF TOTAL DIVAS

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

OH BUT WAIT, NOW THEY WANT TO CANCEL TALKING SMACK AND SHE FINDS OUT THROUGH TWITTER SHE IS CLEARLY UPSET AT THE CHANGES

Originally posted by thatfabulousfangirl

WWE BETTER GET IT TOGETHER BECAUSE RENEE WHETHER YOU LIKE HER OR NOT IS GOOD AT HER JOB AND THE BEST DAMN HOST IN WWE. 

i dream of a world where people don’t always sexualize finn; where they don’t insult him and only talk about his body; where words like “he’s just a stripper” wouldn’t get used as insults because, hello, 1) we are in 2017 and y’all still shame strippers/sex workers? yikes 2) finn’s not just abs and a nice body? he’s a talented wrestler with 10+ years of career on his shoulders

i dream of a world where wwe doesn’t capitalize on it too, doesn’t exploit his look and then books him like shit; treats him just like a piece of meat instead of an athlete; doesn’t allow gross signs to the shows, doesn’t use camera angles that, if used on any women on the roaster would - JUSTIFIABLY SO - make people mad.

P.S. i could talk about all the homophobic comments finn gets on a daily basis too, but that would probably produce an essay on how toxic masculinity rules most of the company (no matter how “progressive” wwe tries to depict itself)

Kiss and Tell

Fandom: My Hero Academia
Characters/Relationship: Katsuki Bakugou, Ochako Uraraka, Kacchako
Genre: Gen/Romance
Rating: G
Length: 2384 words
Summary: Their lips brushed during a spar. It was an accident.

(basically, my take on the ‘accidental kiss’ trope)

[AO3]


It happened during a spar.

Uraraka quickly dodged Bakugou’s right hook, fist barely grazing her cheek as she moved out of range. She reached out to grab his outstretched hand, but he spun around before she could, seeing her strategy and crushing it with an explosion to the back. 

She grunted at the pain but refused to go down–she used the smoke to her advantage and put her training from Gunhead to good use; she locked her arms around his, using all her body weight to throw him overhead, catching him off guard–and before he could react, his back hit the ground with a resounding bang, the wind knocked out of his lungs. As he gasped, she took the chance to sit on his chest, pinning him down with her knee. 

Bakugou struggled against her grip as she tried valiantly to hold him down. 

“It’s not over yet, Uraraka!” He shouted, glaring with sharp eyes and quickly shoving her off of him, knocking her off balance. 

Soon, they devolved into wrestling each other on the ground, pushing and shoving and kicking, each trying to get the upper hand, victory just within grasp, until–

Their lips brushed.

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Sami and Finn in the WWE Swerved episode, You’ve Been Had All Day!