alright guys the message at the end of the infomercial says
Decoding ciphers is extremely confusing. Do not decode ciphers without adult supervision. Any resemblance to any persons living or dead is completely coincidental and also planned. Y-N-E-V-B-X-P-Y-R-R-Z-J-X-R-Z-V-R (key is gravity) Do not purchase if you are prone to nausea, upset stomachs, headaches, or possession by ghost, demons, or other wordly entities. Do not call past 10 p.m. That’s my bedtime. Soos will get mad. I will be grounded. Some assembly required, book diaper not included. No pigs were harmed in the making of this infomercial.
”All the anxiety we bear with us, all our thwarted dreams, the incomprehensible cruelty, our fear of extinction, the painful insight into our earthly condition, have slowly eroded our hope of an other-wordly salvation. The howl of our faith and doubt against the darkness and silence, is one of the most awful proofs of our abandonment and our terrified, unuttered knowledge.“
I have Twitter and Pinterest too, if those are more your thing. I’m also going to start an Instagram, but two someones I don’t know have registered both “otherwordly” and “otherwordly_” and started posting things from my blog without me, so… I’ll have to think about that one a little longer. But come check out Otherwordly at these other neat places.
If you registered either of those Instagram accounts, I’d love to speak to you, so send me an ask or an email—thanks!
kinda been a permanent passenger on the struggle bus lately but I deeply appreciate all of you guys and your continued support and messages (especially the “are you alive??” ones). as my thank-you, I’ll post a word tomorrow or bust. much love to everyone.