in my third year of high school i met my best friend, i think people tend to have the idea that best friends are people that have known each other for years, but i only started to get to know mine 2 years ago. did i have something to rival this before? no. i went through 15 years of my life without someone i could properly class as my best friend and so it’s important to remember that there is someone out there for you, someone who’s going to stick by you and help you through hard times. someone you can share laughs with and inside jokes. someone who’s always going to show you how much they love and appreciate you. sometimes, they just take a little bit of time to find.
sometimes i think that bruce is always slightly bewildered and confused at his kids like he’ll see dick hanging from the chandelier but talking on the phone to somebody like nobody’s business and jason is chucking pieces of coco puffs at tim who doesn’t even acknowledge it but if the coco puff lands close to him he will eat it or plop it in his coffee because ooh coco puffs and cass is watching makeup tutorials on youtube while working out like a boss and damian is screaming that HE DOESN’T WATCH ANIME but nobody even asked him if he does???
and bruce continues on, whispering to himself
my life is normal everything is normal i’m not crazy and i’m not hallucinating and everything’s okay
Favorite BDJ moments in Something Rotten! (Brian’s final SR! performance countdown 9/10): 2 - God I Hate Shakespeare
“They say ‘Will you’re such a genius and your writing is divine!’ ‘A rose by any other name is such a clever line!’ And they’re all ‘OOOH’ and he’s all ‘STOP’ and they’re all ‘YAY!’ and I’m all ‘UGGH’ and I’m REALLY GETTING SICK OF IT!”
When I was in middle school, I had a real life arch enemy. We picked on each other and mocked each other all the time. I hated him for years. And not in a cute, misguided flirty way. We were just mean.
Now, we work in the same building. We get along really well, joking, complaining about shitty shifts. When I mentioned I had a headache/toothache today, he offered to run down and get me some Tylenol for the pain.
The evolution of human relationships is amazingly complicated, and the moral of the story is you never know how life is gonna turn out