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One morning Sirius Black saunters into the Great Hall with his hair in a bun and tie loose as can be. And he plonks himself down at the table and everyone just stares. 

Because his neck is covered in hickeys. 

And he’s all grins and showing them off like nobodies business.

And all the girls in the Hall are eyeing each other up like ‘Which one of you bitches got to do that? Fuck you why wasn’t it me…’

McGoangall just stares for second before averting her eyes. She can’t think of any rules he’s broken but Jesus Christ should that be allowed?

And James walks in, hand combing through his hair before he see. And he just raises he eyebrow and smiles.

‘Merlin Remus, get a bit carried away did we?’

And Remus is just siting there, red as tomato, wanting to die because it’s so embarrassing and someone is laughing oh no.. 

But secretly he is really fucking pleased with himself. Like, damn. I did that.


I don’t know man.. Wolfstar with hickeys just makes me happy.

other trauma survivors: trauma doesn’t define you!

me, a borderline personality, sinking my nails deeper into my poor mental health, desperately trying to cling to anything and everything that can provide me with a label that offers a sense of identity and allows me to feel like a real person: . mmm,. mm? interesting concept but. i have One question. what the whole fuck

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Clearly that website is mistaken. She always was and always will be number 1.

How to Adult: Cover Letter Edition

So I have several followers who are working on applying to jobs right now, and by far the most common concern is “what even is a cover letter??”  Now, while this post is funny and accurate, it’s not super helpful if you’re looking for specifics.  So I figured I should show you mine.  Now, without further ado, allow me to provide to you:

~*~ The Cover Letter of Destiny ~*~

[Name]
[Address Line 1]
[Address Line 2, etc]
[Phone]
[email]

[Right Justified - Date]  (This is just standard business letter stuff)

To Whom it May Concern, [Or Mr/Ms. Hiring Person’s name, if you can find it.] 

I’m delighted to submit an application for the [Job you’re applying to] position at [Company/Institution/etc].  After reading the job description I’m certain I would bring a solid combination of  [Skill 1], analytical thinking [or whatever Skill 2 is], and communication skills [This is always my Skill 3] to this position.  I’m particularly attracted to this position because I believe it will utilize the skills I have gained through my industry [or research or whatever] experience, and allow me to apply those skills in new areas. 

In my role with [Company] as a [Most Relevant Position Here], I managed a project [to do some stuff - flesh out your most important/relevant job responsibilities here].  I specifically focused on [a thing that is the most explicitly relevant to the job posting.  In fact, I creatively copy/pasted some of the job posting into this sentence, that’s how relevant it is.].  I was also responsible for [A couple of things that maybe were mentioned in the job posting, or at least show increased responsibility over time].  This gave me the opportunity to collaborate with a variety of different team members [to achieve a goal]. Through these and other job duties, I have gained excellent listening skills and the ability to carry out self-directed tasks in the context of a larger team. [i’m not joking. use this phrasing it’s so great just copy it idgaf]

 In my current role as a [Current Title] with [Company], I have continued to build strong skills in project management [or whatever] as well as clear oral and written communication. [Maybe this sentence describes the types of communication (or whatever skill) you do.]   [This sentence describes briefly the less-relevant work you do].  [This sentence ties in your less-relevant job to the job you are seeking].  These experiences have prepared me well to succeed in a role as [Name of Position you’re applying to].

Thank you for taking the time to review my materials and consider my application. I am excited at the prospect of applying my skills to a [Name or category of position] with [Company], and I feel that the knowledge and skills I have gained through my experience will be a great benefit to the team. Please do not hesitate to contact me with questions as I would welcome a chance to discuss this opportunity more. [After all, they want to hire you after reading this]

Regards,

 [First Name Last Name]

I hope you find this helpful in your job search!  Just remember to focus on skills you learned rather than specific experiences or titles you’ve had.  Don’t be afraid of inflating it too far, either.  There are real useful skills underlying every job task if you look hard & get creative with your phrasing. 

Feel free to send me an ask if you want any specific advice on how to spin your education/work history into the job you want, or if you want a proofreader or cheerleader or whatever.  Job hunting is a bad game designed by and for a certain type of person.  It’s dehumanizing and horrible even at the best of times, so I’m more than happy to help anyone find a way to beat the system.  <3 <3 

Old Friends
Pinegrove
Old Friends

Walking out in the nighttime springtime, needling my way home. I saw Leah on the bus a few months ago. I saw some old friends at her funeral. My steps keep splitting my grief through these solipsistic moods. I should call my parents when I think of them, I should tell my friends when I love them. Maybe I shoulda gone out a bit more when you guys were still in town. I got too caught up in my own shit, that’s how every outcome’s such a comedown.

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New collectible Blu-ray cover art by Orlando Arocena hitting retail shelves September 12, 2017 for a limited time.

  • 28 Days Later (2002)
  • Black Swan (2010)
  • Carrie (1976)
  • Child’s Play (1988)
  • Devil’s Due (2014)
  • The Fly (1986)
  • From Hell (2001)
  • The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
  • Jeepers Creepers (2001)
  • Jennifer’s Body (2009)
  • Joy Ride (2001)
  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
  • The Other Side of the Door (2016)
  • Poltergeist (2015)
  • The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
  • Victor Frankenstein (2015)
  • Wrong Turn (2003)
  • Young Frankenstein (1974)
how eddie’s death should be filmed

i mean realistically, eddie shouldn’t die, he was too precious

BUT

in the second movie if he does die like he does in the book, with richie holding him, i don’t want their final moments together to be them as adults, i want the camera to pan past the other losers, covering eddie and richie, and when it gets back to them, they’re kids again

richie is crying and holding eddie in his arms and they see each other as kids one last time, knowing that back then was the best part of their lives.

that’s when eddie says to tell him one last joke

i think finn and jack would nail that scene and it would bring the house down, the audience would be in tears seeing eddie die as a child, especially since the child actors were what ultimatley made the film what it is today

ALSO THEY ACTUALLY TAKE EDDIE’S BODY OUT OF THE FUCKING SEWER INSTEAD OF LEAVING HIM THERE, RICHIE WOULD FUCKING FIGHT TO GIVE EDDIE A PROPER BURIAL OKAY

okay im finished

thegaypumpingthroughyourveins  asked:

*whispers* Percival Graves........ With glasses.

“Wake up, Mr Graves.”

UM YES GLASSES. He fell asleep with them on, work was too tiring :’) 
Also I hope a pencil sketch response is okay! I ended up turning to traditional means to fight the Art Block™ in the middle of night yesterday, haha
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