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@pixelpirate7said:What would the bidders wear/do at a masquerade ball? What kind of mask would they wear? (I can see Luke wearing a hella fancy plague doctor mask)


I loved this request! I decided to make it a post instead since it’s very image-heavy. @catchthespade @maidofstars @bolt8826 you guys will love this

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Did you know that this meme is actually based off of a real children’s book? It’s called “I Want My Hat Back” by John Klassen. Whodathunk?

Anyways, here I am again to spread the Mitsunari Baba love. Can you tell I’m still bitter about him getting left out of the Perfect Family stories? Hmmm…….

The Bidders + The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds

i love to shitpost 

@maidofstars @bolt8826 @2bedroom-baddestbidderlove @alolan-lillie lmao


Eisuke:

Soryu:

Baba:

Ota:

Mamoru:

Shuichi:

Luke:

Hikaru:

MC:

catchthespade  asked:

Eyyy, can I request a kbtbb headcanon what the bidders+mc's reaction would be when they go in a haunted house? tbh those haunted house reaction photo memes remind me of the kbtbb guys lmao

I was almost crying from laughter @ this headcanon bless u

I kind of turned this into bidderxmc pictures because all of the haunted house photos are group shots lmao

Eisuke

  • He does jazz hands when he’s surprised l m a o
  • MC thought it would be fun to drag him in 
  • She lowkey wanted to see him lose his shit
  • Ohhh boy, did she see
  • Eisuke pretends to be cool until someone dressed as an axe murderer jumped out
  • He is S H O O K
  • The two of them ended up screaming their heads off

Soryu

  • Nothing phases this man
  • He was willing to go along when MC asked, but he didn’t understand the appeal
  • ‘Do they know this fake blood and murder scene is seriously inaccurate?’
  • Soryu pls
  • Talks shit the whole time
  • Thinks MC’s reactions are cute
  • His first reaction to MC screaming is to pull out his gun tho

Baba

  • Super into the idea because!! He can hold MC when she’s scared!!
  • Bitch u thought
  • The biggest baby ever when he’s scared
  • Super animated, clings desperately to MC, even jumps into her arms
  • MC is too done to be scared at this point 
  • ‘Please let go of the death grip on my hand, Baba’
  • ‘I CAN’T’ 

Ota

  • Tries to nope the fuck outta there
  • MC has a death grip on his shirt the whole time
  • She knows he’ll try to run
  • If she goes down, she’s taking Ota with her
  • MC is basically a babysitter the whole time
  • ‘STOP RUNNING YOU LITTLE SHIT’

Mamoru

  • Complains while in line about haunted houses being ‘little kid stuff’
  • Not amused with any of it, but MC forces him to join in
  • Big mistake
  • He’s pretty calm until he sees two actors pretending to get killed
  • He doesn’t even scream when he’s scared, he ROARS
  • ‘W H A T   T H E   F U C K   I S   T H A T’
  • Has to supress the urge to go into Cop Mode™ and help the actors out

Shuichi

  • Thinks the whole concept is stupid, but he agrees to make MC happy
  • Within 2 seconds, he remembers why he don’t do this shit
  • Tries desperately to remain composed to save face
  • When someone covered in fake blood scares him, that plan goes out the window
  •  Death grip on MC’s shirt
  •  He doesn’t run or anything, but his eyes say Death™ 
  •  ‘MC P L E A S E DON’T LEAVE ME’

Hikaru

  • You can’t take these two anywhere jfc
  • They think everything is a joke, nothing scares them
  • Pretends to pelvic thrust and flip off the actors 
  • Knows exactly where the cameras are so they can pose accordingly
  • Are forcibly removed from the haunted house for ruining the scary mood
  • Frames this pic when they get home

Rhion

  • This poor baby thought going into a make-believe land would be fun!!
  • MC tries to convince him otherwise, but he already buys the tickets to go
  • So confused when he gets inside
  • Why is everyone so frightening, MC?’
  • MC explains the concept of a haunted house to him
  • Shrieks whenever someone jumps out
  • MC is equally shook
  • She buys him ice cream afterwards to calm him down

Luke

  • Doesn’t understand the concept of haunted houses, but wants to make MC happy
  • The bidders are worried he’ll be terrified the whole time, but he suprises everyone
  • THIS IS HILARIOUS TO LUKE
  • Think’s it is so weird that people like to be scared for fun
  • MC hides behind his tall ass whenever she’s scared and he just laughs
  • All of the skeletons and fake blood make him rly excited!!!
  • Tries to talk to the actors playing surgeons to compliment them on their costumes
  • Luke no