1d as things my roommate has said to me:
  • Harry:*comes into my room in a panic* is this your tofu, my tofu or Aerielle's tofu? I don't remember what color packaging I bought and I don't want to eat someone else's tofu!!
  • Liam:I just want to warn you... we have a cupboard under the stairs but that doesn't make you Harry Potter unless you start sleeping there, which I won't let you.
  • Louis:I'm not saying I'm not above yelling at freshmen to stop walking on our lawn, but if one more group of them walks on the lawn I'm going to yell
  • Niall:optimistically I'd like to say I can eat this whole pizza and it'll be tough but realistically I know I can and I will do it without hesitation