ot3:-well-why-not

team “hey remember that time we were literally dead” (alternatively: “team stitches”)

india appears to flirt with death sometimes, and it makes godwin pretty upset. but the reality is that she does it because she doesn’t want to worry him regarding her mental state. the truth is, she’s terrified. (but is she more bored than she is scared? yeah… yeah.)

WHEN WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR,

BUT A LARGE BLACK HELICOPTER, AND EIGHT TURKS IN FULL GEAR

WITH RUDE AS THE PILOT, DRESSED AS SAINT NICK,

I KNEW AT THAT MOMENT HE MUST OF DRAWN THE SHORT END OF THE STICK

MOVING AS FAST HAS THE HELICOPTER CAN GO

HE CALLS OUT THOUGH THE WHIRLING SNOW

“… …! … ..! … … …!

… … …! … … ..!”

(RUDE DOES NOT SPEAK THAT MUCH, AS WE ALL KNOW OKAY

IT’S ABOUT THIS TIME WE REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX NAMED TURKS ANYWAY)