•Even with three parents Philip always managed to get lost everywhere as a toddler, none of those six eyes are paying attention to him

•John and Alex somehow bring home the wrong child from the park every week

•Eliza is a busy mother with 7 kids and 2 husbands give her a break

•Alex and Eliza once thought something was wrong with baby Philip because he wasn’t laughing they were so worried they took him to the ER, and John still laughs at them about it to this day

•One time 3-year-old Philip got into Alex’s office and destroyed everything, John and Eliza only had ten minutes to fix it before Alex came home, but it was still a mess

•Philip blamed those two and Alex believed him

•Philip can talk crap about anyone to Alex and he’ll believe it

•Unless it involves John and Eliza cheating on him

•John once got angry and told Philip Santa isn’t real

•Eliza tried to comfort him saying Santa is real and Alex is just like “Stop lying to him,” making Philip cry harder

•All three of them are trying their best but parenting is hard

Poly Relationship w Reiner and Bertholdt headcanons. 🍓

Originally posted by sukerokus

A/N: This gif makes me WET. I’m such TRASH for these two and I have no shame. :))))

+ It started off with just constant flirting between the three
until one day Reiner noticed how Bertholdt was looking at you. His eyes dilated and filled with admiration and maybe even love.
+ It had been a late night and Reiner couldn’t sleep.
+ “Hey, Bertle? You awake?”
+ “Yeah, what’s going on?”
+ “You have feelings for (Name), don’t you?”
+ Silence.
+ “I know you like them too.”
+ “What about the mission?”
+ Ever since that night they agreed to let you choose between who you wanted to be with.
+ You on the other hand had feelings for the both of them and you just couldn’t choose.
+ As your feelings for them grew stronger you felt yourself pushing them away more and more everyday. It definitely didn’t go unnoticed by the two.
+ They figured that you found out about their feelings for you and you got scared away. But they just couldn’t let you go without hearing it from your mouth.
+ Reiner and Bertholdt talked to you late one night.
+ “Why are you pushing us away?”
+ Silence.
+ “(Name), please…”
+ “Because I love you both…and I can’t bear to choose.”
+ That night was the pivotal moment that started the relationship.
+ Not many people knew about it but they had suspected that either you and Bertholdt were dating or you and Reiner were dating but never a love triangle.
+ Its actually really funny because someone would catch you locking lips with Bertholdt then go tell Reiner about it like you were cheating on him. Vice versa.
+ “My boys.”
+ Being all pouty because you feel like don’t get enough attention from them on certain days. They say you’re spoiled, which you really are.
+ They protect you with their lives.
+ Bertholdt is the gentle one. Obviously.
+ Reiner is the rougher one. Obviously.
+ Sex is mind blowing.
+ Reiner is thicker but Bertholdt is longer. The perfect combination.
+ Favorite position is on top of Bertholdt while Reiner is taking your from behind.
+ Reiner gets all sulky when he doesn’t see you for a few hours and Bertholdt is like ‘reiner pls stop’
+ When you three sleep together Bertholdt ends up on the floor because of his awkward sleeping positions.
+ People asking questions 24/7
+ “What’s your relationship with Reiner?”
+ “Are you dating Bertholdt?”
+ “Are Reiner and Bertholdt, you know?”

// Feels ahead. Read at your own risk. //

+ They told you personally what their secret was.
+ At first you thought it was a joke so you laughed but you soon realized they were being dead serious.
+ A sudden wave of betrayal, anger and sadness came over you.
+ All you could do was sob.
+ “Why? What were you two thinking?!?”
+ Bertholdt looking down at his feel unable to make eye contact while Reiner stares at you in horror.
+ “Was this whole thing just a fucking joke? I gave you two every piece of me! I let you both in and-and-”
+ “Babe-”
+ “Don’t fucking call me that!”
+ You just remember telling them to never speak to you again.
+ You didn’t tell their secret but it ate you alive knowing that huge piece of information without telling anyone.
+ But you still loved them and you hated yourself for it.

4

Cho, Harry, and Cedric after playing some Quidditch, lying on the pitch and joking around

Because nobody dies and these three have the chance to live out their crushes on each other

“I do not love you as I love Cristina. I love you as I love you,” said Mark. He bent his head. “I wish that you could see my heart. Then you would understand.”

It seemed she could not think of Mark without thinking of Kieran, too. Could not see blue and gold eyes without seeing black and silver. 

 "Mark needs kindness,” Kieran said, after a long pause. “And so do I.”

“Hot faerie threesome,” said Emma cheerfully. “I can say I knew you when.”