You know you've been in problematic fandoms for too long when
find a fandom that has no visible discourse and everyone is being nice to you and helping you find blogs for the specific content you want in that fandom and all you can think is:
“the evil… where is it?”
alright so actually having a third date with michael is kinda hard i guess? like, the two of you def hang out but usually it’s not something you’d call a date
like y’all are actually doing… kinda couple-y shit…. but no one knows whether it’s official????
heck do you two even know
but hear me out: there’s this amusement park a town over and you haven’t been since you were a kid and holy shit they just renovated a lot of stuff???
mICHAEL WE HAVE TO GO
so you two make plans to go one weekend, just the two of you
like michael was like ‘just the two of us???’ and ur like ‘yeah i mean, unless u wanna invite jeremy on our date’
THIS IS A DATE
anyway this time u pick up michael and u two g o
(off-topic but u guys wouldnt believe how much i use ‘he/she/they g o’ when i plan out stuff in my writing bc i use it a lot)
ok so ur basically guiding him around to all these rides you remember and you’re just rambling on about all these times you and ur family came here and then eventually stopped for??? whatever reason???
at one point u go on like, fastest ride there is and at one point michael jUST GRABS UR HAND AND DOESN’T LET GO….
at one point u two stop and get food and go sit somewhere and ur kinda rambling against about funnel cake or something
then u stop because he’s just kinda staring at u and you’re like ’w h at shit sorry i got carried away-’
he apologizes because ur just… rly cute when u ramble???
‘you’re one to talk’
y’all are just bein cute tbh
u throw away ur trash and u start walking off toward some other ride and michael stops u like ‘hey uh you… have something on ur face-’
‘shit dude, where-’
he kISSES YOU??????
HOMEBOY JUST STRAIGHT UP SMOOCHES U
when he pulls away he apologizes and ur like ‘w o w’
‘you could have asked….’
‘yeah i know i should have-’
‘no, michael, i mean you could have asked.’
y’all spend a few more hours running around and going on rides before u leave
on the car ride back ur like ‘so uh, remember how jeremy kept texting you the first time i was at ur house??? what… was that about???’
basically he mentioned to jeremy that u were coming over and jeremys like ‘dUDE U ONLY WENT ON ONE DATE’ and he’s like ‘WE’RE JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC’ and at one point he’s like
‘oh shit what if we kiss’
‘JEREMY WHAT IF WE KISS’
at least two of the times his phone went off was bc he texted jeremy like ‘dude they’re right next to me dUDE THEY’RE LEANING ON ME WHAT DO I DO’
‘CAN THEY SEE UR PHONE’
“NO THEY’RE JUST SITTING HERE LISTENING TO MUSIC”
so basically michael was trying to get advice from jeremy
nothin bad, lads
u drop michael off at his house and then u go home and ur like holy s hi i t that just happened
meanwhile michael is probably talking ot jeremy like ‘dUDE WE KISSED’
thats all i got thanks nonny this was fun n cute to write
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
Yeah, I guess you could say I have. I’ve had a few bad breakups. Like, one time my ex broke up with me (p sure he was cheating on me with a freshman because they started dating like a day later) and he told me not to cry and to lie to my parents if they ask why I’m upset. HE TOLD ME TO TELL THEM THAT HIS FAMILY MEMBER DIED AND THAT’S WHY I WAS UPSET. Then I had the one time that I was in a good relationship until they just stopped talking to me completely. Like, completely ghosted me after three months though they were the one that sought me out (that was also the same month i lost my job, and got kicked out of school). The one that takes the cake is the one where I got asked to reenact it for YouTube (and also turned me into the “crazy ex” and I did it after he bothered me for weeks about it which you can watch right here (like, I get it, i agreed, but you have to remember, I’m too selfless, and can’t say no a lot.)