Simple recipe.

1 Ribeye Steak - Breakfast cut
2 or 3 medium to large Jalapeño peppers
1 cup Whipped Cream Cheese
Shredded Fiesta Cheese blend (to taste)
Bacon bits (to taste)

Remove the seeds and roughly chop peppers and throw them in a hot skillet with about a tablespoon of Olive Oil and saute until skins glisten and peppers are just this side of crisp.

Season Ribeye and grill to your liking. I prefer medium rare.

Combine cream cheese, bacon, and cheese in a bowl.

Once steak is cooked, spread a healthy amount of the cream cheese mixture on the steak. Top with the jalapeños and serve.

You can throw extra cheese on top of the Jalapeño and melt it under the broiler also.

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  • bird person: with null, who's like... pretty humanoid it's obviously not an issue
  • bird person: but is Tito's mask like... tangible? because it wouldn't really be an issue for /that/ to wear sunglasses.
  • bird person: but raises the hilarous moment of changeling friends looking over and seeing a pair of glasses like hovering an inch from his face
  • Literally Just A Fish: Thats amazing I love it
  • (hacker voice) im in: I have no fuckin idea
  • Literally Just A Fish: my usual thinking, if it helps, is that magic generally takes care of appearance discrepancies
  • Literally Just A Fish: if you put on glasses, the illusion gets illusionary glasses and hides the real ones, stuff like that
  • Literally Just A Fish: It also keeps Osirans, who usually look dessicated as part of their disfigurement, from having weirdly baggy clothes that should fit their human appearance just fine but don't fit their thinner disfigurment
  • (hacker voice) im in: Consider hedgespun makeup for changelings whose mask and mein have different skin tones
  • Initial C: As hilarious as the hovering glasses would be, I think the same magic that allows nonhumans to appear human also creates a more minor optical illusion of their clothes fitting as they would on the human body the illusory form depicts rather than the inhuman physique they actually have
  • Literally Just A Fish: What I said but better and in fewer words
  • Initial C: although for skinny dried-up osirans (or impossibly stick-thin changelings, since there's a lot of those in the official art) it might be more like "I saw them wearing these pants but how the FUCK did they fit into these tiny things" if they dress for their actual dimensions rather than what size their human form appears to be
  • Initial C: sleep over at a human or other kind of supernatural friend's place and they boggle at your discarded pants
  • bird person: ~Magic~
  • Initial C: like, when they were WEARING the clothes, they looked like the right size for their human form
  • Initial C: but take them off and what are these, pants for ants
  • no rules just right: nastya, a giant swole half-wood half-flesh russian with elf ears who looks impossibly beautiful and is bizarrely charismatic: this is why clothes
  • no rules just right: they are bad