so I told my friend about the Oscar’s Pizza Guy and we starting making jokes and he said imagine the other pizza guys fighting about who gets to take the pizza and that guy just stealthily grabbed the pizzas and fucking ran and then we agreed that when he got back he was doing this
Can we all just take a moment to honor the real hero of the Oscars? No it’s not the actors, actresses, Elen DeGeneres, or any of the people who worked on the movies behind the scenes. No. It’s the freaking pizza guy.Seriously. The man did his job and never lost his shit to fan girl. I applaud you sir.