oscar martin

  • what she says: I'm fine.
  • what she means: You can't tell me the whole Scranton branch didn't shut when Michael and Holly got married. That they didn't fly out to Colorado to see Michael marry the girl of his dreams. You can't tell me Michael didn't try to get Ryan to be his best man but when Ryan ran away, he asked Dwight instead. That Jim wasn't a groomsman. That Cece wasn't the flower girl. That Andy didn't sing the song Michael and Holly danced to. That Kelly and Andy didn't have another dance off and this time, Andy didn't have to go to the ER. That Phyllis, Pam, and Erin didn't cry when they said I do. That Michael didn't ask Erin for a dance. That the whole office didn't plan a flash mob like at Jim and Pam's wedding. There is no way none of this didn't happen.
  • The fans: Those two are gay as FUUUUUUCK! We ship them so hard! They are the perfect couple!
  • The actors: Yeah, we know what the fandom is saying and we totally agree! We can totally make this happen!
  • The director: *living in their own detached from reality world* La, la, la, la, la-la-la - you get a random female love interest... And YOU get a random female love interest... And you get a random female love interest...
  • Oh, I totally know my fandom and what they want!
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THE 71st BRITISH ACADEMY FILM AWARDS – WINNERS

  • BEST FILM – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • BEST DIRECTOR –Guillermo del Toro – The Shape of Water
  • BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE – Gary Oldman – Darkest Hour as Winston Churchill
  • BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE – Frances McDormand – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri as Mildred Hayes
  • BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE – Sam Rockwell – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri as Jason Dixon
  • BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE – Allison Janney – I, Tonya as LaVona Golden
  • BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY – Martin McDonagh – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY – James Ivory – Call Me by Your Name
  • OUTSTANDING BRITISH FILM – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • BEST FILM NOT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE – The Handmaiden
  • BEST ANIMATED FILM – Coco
  • BEST DOCUMENTARY – I Am Not Your Negro
  • OUTSTANDING DEBUT BY A BRITISH WRITER, DIRECTOR OR PRODUCER – I Am Not a Witch
  • BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY – Blade Runner 2049 – Roger Deakins
  • BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN – The Shape of Water – Paul Austerberry, Jeff Melvin, Shane Vieau
  • BEST COSTUME DESIGN – Phantom Thread – Mark Bridges
  • BEST MAKEUP AND HAIR  - Darkest Hour – David Malinowski, Ivana Primorac, Lucy Sibbick, Kazuhiro Tsuji
  • BEST SPECIAL VISUAL EFFECTS – Blade Runner 2049 – Gerd Nefzer, John Nelson
  • BEST EDITING – Baby Driver – Jonathan Amos, Paul Machliss
  • BEST ORIGINAL MUSIC – The Shape of Water – Alexandre Desplat
  • BEST SOUND – Dunkirk – Richard King, Gregg Landaker, Gary A. Rizzo, Mark Weingarten
  • BEST SHORT FILM – Cowboy Dave
  • BEST SHORT ANIMATION – Poles Apart
  • EE RISING STAR AWARD – Daniel Kaluuya
I am always pleasantly surprised when a Hollywood celebrity calls their child a normal name.  We all are.

“Chris Martin thinks it’s up to you and that ‘Chewbacca’ would be an OK name for a baby.”

No, Chris.

No, it wouldn’t be.  

Man, at least go with “Luke” or “Ben” or something if you’re that obsessed with Star Wars.