orre is a shitty place

Gabe: Judging from my massive porn folder, zoroark

Plus5Pencil: Slowpoke. I can’t resist that sweet, pink ass…

Gabe: In Pokemon Colosseum, Orre seems to have a massive crime issue, no wild pokemon, and the protagonist is an ex-criminal who steals pokemon. Well, he needs to steal them for story reasons and for their health, but still you’re taking them rather than asking their trainer, and this description is confused. But we’ve turned it into a running joke that Orre is a shithole despite having been fairly cleaned up when XD takes place.

Colo is one of my favorite games of all time as much as I insult it.