The thought of Orochimaru thinking he’s the strongest ninja in the world only to join the akatsuki and be clowned by an 18 year old to such a degree that he had to excommunicate himself from the entire organization is so fucking funny.
Sasuke: lol my bad for befriending orochimaru since he did kill the hokage and destroyed the leaf village that one time :// and also my bad for planning a terrorist attack on the leaf village :// and I’m really sorry for not trying to prevent the war since I was associates with the akatsuki :/ anyway, my besties said I’m free to go. K bye 🤪
the rest of team taka: lol and our bad for following him around and being accomplices 😂
Orochimaru: yeah lol and I’m kinda bored of the leaf now anyway :// so no need to worry about me causing any more trouble! ttyl see you around the village 😘