[There's a rumour that Orlando Bloom is the most popular sexy lead character. What do you think?]
That's actually untrue. I don't know where you get that. That's a statistic you've made up.
[So you're saying the hobbits are sexier?]
The hobbits are the heart of the movie - they're the emotional core for goodness sake!
And we're handsome for God's sake. [points to Dominic] Look how pretty this man is!
I mean Orlando Bloom - what are you talking about? They [the hobbits] are what the audience love, they're what the people really, really hang onto. They're the last character the audience want to die! This Legolas guy - I hope he gets killed by an arrow in the next movie. Vroom...right through this eye!
It's all make up anyway.
Yeah you should see him when he's got his wig off. It's disgusting. Big open weeping warts on the top of his head.