“Me? I do this ‘cause i’m good at it, and because it’s fun, omae”
Shadowrun campaign set in 2053 Seattle. Runners are sent to eliminate six members of a tree-hugging elf cult that is trying to emulate the Lord of the Rings trilogy to every detail. One of the players is an Ork decker who stands 6'8". The party infiltrated the cult’s compound at 3am and the ork was disabling an alarm. He succeeded, but a small child was standing behind him. She asked him what he was doing.
He told her he was an Uruk-hai defector with important news to deliver to Legolas.