150426 Sinchon Fansign: (original audio & Korean transcription source | eng trans by bulbaseok)
Baekhyun: Minseokie hyung, say something.
(fans: ah what to do
Xiumin: When you get our autographs, you want to talk with us, right? (fans: yes~~!) That’s right! So please think hard of a question you are going to ask us~ You can’t be like this “Oh! Oppa, you’re so handsome. Oh! Oppa you’re so cute!” Ah, I like hearing it but ask us a question we can respond to! Do you understand >.<?
Xiumin: Ah…from when did we EXO, when we did a fansign, always recommend a meal? like sushi, tofu wrap maki, etc. Who made it? D.O. made it, right? I’ll decide your dinner menu?
Baekhyun: Yes, uh….chicken breast and salad!
Xiumin: He~~ But he doesn’t even eat stuff like that! Ah~ I’m thinking I’m thinking, wait just a moment~ Ah! That! Right now, I want to eat that! So! Ba! Soba? Soba, right? Naengmomil! (t/n: it’s actually naengmaemil which is soba)
Baekhyun: Hey kid~
Xiumin: Even though he’s joking like this, he’s cute~ (Baekhyun: That’s right!) Because you’re cute, I want to squeeze you like this~ I want to kick you because you’re so cute~
Baekhyun: That’s right. Every day. Minseokie hyung really hits me every day.
Xiumin: It isn’t hitting you because I don’t like you. It’s because I like you so much~
Xiumin: I have a concern these days. My hand synchronization habit is what. I’m worried for myself. It’s something that really comes out unconsciously.
(fans: don’t fix it
ㅠㅠ don’t fix it
Xiumin: I really got goosebumps after watching myself (in a video). I look at that and, I look at myself and-
(fans: don’t fix it)
Xiumin: It seems I have a problem with my nervous system.
Baekhyun: Actually, a fan figured it out. It’s not a bad habit but one that you drop after you turn three years old. But somehow hyung never dropped it.
Xiumin: Then I’m three years old ㅇㅅㅇ?
Baekhyun: Yes, hyung is three years old.
(fans: ah what to do
Baekhyun: Your height is also very….
Xiumin: You say that when you’re small too!
Xiumin: Heart? Wah I really like hearts a lot but it’s not good if I give heart excessively. You don’t know the preciousness of hearts~
Baekhyun: Sarangdoongie~ Do it~ (t/n: sarangdoongie is an affectionate way to call someone)
Xiumin: [makes a heart] I did it! >.< But! Ah but I really can’t leave this out.
Baekhyun: Minseokie hyung, do you have any songs for us?
Xiumin: Uh it’s the song I like the most. Can you recognize it when you hear it? It’s a TVXQ song.
Baekhyun: [sings] Catch me now~
Xiumin: [sings] Catch me girl~~