originally-by-me

a redraw of this year old thing!! had a lot of fun w this one despite having to kick my own ass for a whole month in order to actually finish it

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Gif source:  Kol  |  Salvatores

Imagine being a Salvatore and hating Elena, so you want to help Rebekah kill her in the school. Kol is in on it, too, but him being near you makes you unable to concentrate and the two of you wind up alone in a classroom, your brothers finding you with Kol between your thighs and kissing you passionately.

——— Request for anon ———

Dammit, you needed to concentrate. You were supposed to be helping Rebekah kill Elena right now, but that was the furthest thing from your mind! Why did Kol have to be such a distraction?

He knew exactly what he was doing, his hands holding you against him as he had you pressed between him and the teacher’s desk in this empty classroom, solely because it was bigger. You had to take your share of the blame, too, however, especially since you were currently kissing him just as passionately as your thighs wrapped themselves around his waist, locking him against you.

The sound of your name has you letting out an annoyed groan at the interruption, Kol mischievously pulling back only to snap, “Ignore them and they’ll go away.”

“Believe me, they won’t,” you roll your eyes before lulling your head to the side, feeling the cool wood of the desk against your cheek as you look directly at your brothers standing in the doorway of the classroom, looking a mixture of pissed off and shocked to find you and Kol Mikaelson in such a position.

“Pardon us, but what the hell do you think you’re doing?” Stefan asks before Damon more animatedly scoffs.

“At least have some standards, sister!”

“I could say the same for the both of you!” you shoot back, sitting up on the desk as Kol licks the taste of you from his lips with a pleased smirk at troubling your brothers. “I mean, really? Elena?”

They shoot back, “Kol, really?”

Reasons to Love Zhang Yixing

He has the most beautiful voice

He gives the most inspirational and amazing speeches

He’s the most kindhearted person on this planet

But he can be quite the tease, too

He looks fantabulous in sunglasses 

He’s super friendly and lovable

He can play the piano

and the guitar

He actually reads the fan-letters that are given to him during his free time

But he doesn’t just read the fan-letters, no, he writes back to the fans as well

He can compose, write, arrange, and produce his own songs (and has done so with over 100 songs, 99 of which he lost cuz of a USB incident :( )

Which eventually led to the release of his very amazing solo album, “Lose Control”

He’s also a very wonderful

and loving son 

And he was the most adorable little kid

But now that he’s a little older, he’s even more adorable with kids

Seriously he’s great with kids

He also loves his members so much and never forgets to mention them

He’s also extremely charitable

And considerate towards his fans

And super thoughtful and respectful of everyone

He’s record-breakingly incredible even when the odds are against him

And his laugh is the most precious sound a person’s ears can be blessed with

He’s also very amusing and silly

And has the most interesting reactions

Apparently he also can’t control his face

Which makes him great variety show material

But it also brings out his strange butt-grabbing tendencies

And his questionable need to play the role of a t-rex

And his even more concerning infatuation with killers (and the need to play the role of one)

But overall he’s an amazing actor

He can also be slightly forgetful at times

But he never forgets to thank his fans

He always expresses how grateful he is

And all of that plus more is what makes Zhang Yixing the wonderful, amazing, incredible, loyal and precious person that he is

(picture/gif credits to their respective owners)

eevee371  asked:

Time for the big secret- How can you speak English? *drum roll*

Sigh…

The truth is…
I wasn’t always a goldfish.

I used to be a young innocent lad with a fish tank by his bedside, and each night I would give my fish a pinch of food before I went to sleep.

But one day, I forgot to give my fish their pinch of food.

So then a FVCKING WIZARD CAME IN MY ROOM, WIPED MY MEMORY, AND FVCKING TURNED ME INTO A FISH AND DISGUISED HIMSELF AS ME.

This actually had nothing to do with me forgetting to feed my fish, he was just being mean.

I escaped from his neglectful care and made it to the ocean, where I feel as though I’m finally safe from his clutches.

I however seek revenge.

I noticed that whenever he is greeted, he always says “well howdydoo how do you do?”, so I have been messaging people “gurgle” on Tumblr ever since, waiting for someone to respond in such a manner, and making friends with anyone who responds normally.

When someone responds to me with those faithful words, I’ll know that they are the wizard, and I will expose them online and get my body back.