original jamie

(cracks knuckles) Dragon Age: Origins social media au

  • Leliana has a youtube where she does these fucking phenomenal acoustic covers of like. everything. if it exists, she’s got an acoustic cover of it. 
    • also has an inspirational quote blog. not nearly as popular. a little too much Jesus to be mainstream.
  • Alistair is Meme King
  • Zevran is both a famous viner and one of those insta-famous people who’s simultaneously unreal-beautiful and hilarious
    • think chaotic neutral thomas sanders
  • Oghren is vine famous, but he’s not a viner. Zevran just films him doing weird shit a lot.
  • Wynne is the benign older relative who comments “beautiful! tell your mother i said hi. Missing you!” on all your facebook posts but also shares zillions of articles about, like, homeopathic medicine and veganism
  • Morrigan is tumblr famous for her radical feminism, cutting retorts, and killer contour
    • also runs a less popular youtube makeup tutorial channel frequented by wannabe goths
  • the mabari has his own facebook page run by the Warden
  • Sten has an unintentionally iconic twitter
    • horse_ebooks but on accident
    • everyone assumes it’s a comedy/parody twitter but it’s not. that’s just who he is.
  • Shale has a specialized youtube channel a la the hydraulic press guys. it’s just her crushing things in her fist i guess.

so i was doing some reading and basically i found out that in Origins, Alistair (and, presumably, the player Warden) is the youngest of the party by at least 5 years, and i would like to posit: everyone who joins the warden’s party joins at least partially because they’re Incredibly Worried about these idealistic, belligerent children gallivanting across the Maker’s green earth trying to save the world despite being, like, 20. they’re babies. help them.